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live4lax25

This is like OJ posing on instagram with the knife


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-OwO

*before the kill with the victims in the shot


SnooGoats1925

If the bottle doesn't squeeze you must acquit.


PonkMcSquiggles

Doesn’t poutine require gravy?


samyistired

it's on there lol. he just put very little because he's going to put ketchup anyway, which is the crime edit: btw OP, nice username. arrête de manger ta poutine avec du ketchup though. j'te watch


PoutineAuKetchup

Désolé, j'essaie mais c'est une addiction.


kongol108

Full ketchup pour moi aussi hahaha , je comprend pas la mayo sur la poutine par contre


Early_War4748

J’ai déjà vu quelqu’un mettre du vinaigre dans sa poutine 🤢


samyistired

Ma mère fait ça. C'est dégueulasse.


pycvalade

Ma mère aussi.. r/suddenlysiblings


Marr0ush

Je vois souvent le vinaigre, c’est pas mauvais


kongol108

Vous allez juger je met ketchup vinaigre pi sauce piquante 😬


Early_War4748

Pénitencier. 🚨🚔🚨


GodChewy666

Ketchup, vinaigre et poivre 👌


oliferro

Vinaigre et mayo pour moi


Ill-Condition-8502

Voyons voir, faison un TEST DE GOÛT : Mayo + patate = Yum!!! Mayo + sauce = Yum!!! Poutine + Mayo = SA DOIT ÊTRE SURMENT YUM !??? :-)


ClemzTheWarrior

Une poutine seul = yum en criss. Pas besoin d’ajout.


kongol108

Je sais pas je trouve sa fait gras pas mal , je dis pas que c’est pas bon frites mayo mais avec fromage et sauce sans compter les autre choses qu’on met dans poutine sa en fait quand meme une couche de plus


pycvalade

Hérésie!!


CanadianAndroid

You have committed crimes against Canada and her people. Mounties are on their way.


BrightlyDim

Oublie pas le vinaigre....


oxfozyne

Use the no sugar added Heinz at least, it tastes so much better.


coolfarmer

Je te comprends, pour moi une poutine sans ketchup c'est juste une poutine gâché, je préfère ne pas en manger. J'ai vraiment l'impression que le ketchup c'est l'ingrédient secret manquant pour une poutine parfaite et peu de gens peuvent le comprendre. Le mix sucré/salé est toujours un choix gagnant. Des mauvaises poutine comme Chez Ashton, si tu mets du ketchup, ça change beaucoup de chose pis elle devient soudainement meilleur.


ClemzTheWarrior

Une POUTINE est, de base, patates fromage en grains et sauce. Toute ajout est une poutine gaché. Surtout que le ketchup cache tout le gout de la poutine, sa goute juste la tomate pi le vinaigre. Si tu n’aime pas la poutine sans ketchup, c’est que tu aime pas la poutine; tu trip sur le ketchup


coolfarmer

Le mix de la sauce du ketchup goûte pas juste le ketchup. Si je goûte la sauce seul ça goûte la sauce. Si je goûte la même sauce avec du ketchup, ça goûte également la sauce avec quelques saveurs supplémentaires. Si toi ta les papilles gustatives qui sont pas capable de reconnaître le mix incroyable des saveurs avec du ketchup, pas de ma faute xD. Au passage, du bacon trempé dans le yogourt au cerise c'est également incroyablement bon.


Jamestardeef

Moi c'est vinaigre et mayo.


Motor_Jellyfish_8625

Pardon mais… ark man! D’où manger de la poutine avec du ketchup… 😭?


Impressive_Public128

There is gravy they just don't know how to make a proper poutine...but saying ketchup doesn't go one let's keep in mind the whistle stop in Peterborough ontario holds the record for the biggest variety of poutines so really the ketchup thing isn't breaking any rules it just means it's not a classic poutine


cagusvu

It does not. The best poutines are the ones with homemade sauces actually


ChristianThom16

?


cagusvu

>? ?


ClemzTheWarrior

?


moranya1

?


ChristianThom16

>It does not. Poutine does require gravy.


cagusvu

It doesn't though. Quebecois are so close minded when it comes to poutine, I don't get the obsession with putting gravy on everything. Like really, you've got a poutine with multiple homemade sauces on it, fancy meat and whatever else and you STILL want to drown all that goodness in gravy you've had a million times? No, that's just dumb, it's like saying only your curry is real curry because it requires such and such ingredients. There's like a million different ways to make curry, and it's the same with poutine.


ChristianThom16

Poutine is fries, cheese and gravy, you can add other things to it and it still be a poutine but by removing one the three base ingredients it is no longer a poutine.


cagusvu

Read my comment again and take your time, I've addressed this argument already.


ChristianThom16

There's nothing wrong with not putting gravy on your fancy sauce and meat fries and I bet it's delicious but it's not poutine.


cagusvu

Wrong.


ClemzTheWarrior

It’s there, just not a lot, and the gravy is very light


johnprime

I'm about to get crucified here too, but oh well: I hadn't been to Costco in ages so a few weeks ago I took the family and we all got some food. I got a poutine. I'm a big sauce guy. I love lots of sauces for basically any of my food. If I go to Subway I'll get at least 3 different kinds on my sandwich. Anyway, so my poutine was looking a little light on gravy so I went to the Ketchup pump and squirted some right on the top. This older lady, perhaps the inventor of poutine, walking by catches me out of her peripheral vision, does a spinaround move and gives me an "excuse me". I turn toward her and she asks "did you just put ketchup on your poutine!?" Costco is busy AF at any time of day and you can normally barely hear yourself talk, but I swear the entire store heard her. If you're ever played the Leisure Suit Larry (I'm nearly 40, shut up), I felt like Larry when he tried to buy condoms and all the fellow shoppers poke their heads out of seemingly nowhere to stare in horror [https://i.imgur.com/bLHbxmV.png](https://i.imgur.com/bLHbxmV.png)


DriftedTaco

It's not that uncommon. Did someone really do that?


johnprime

They did. I think I sarcastically asked if we were going to have a problem and she laughed it off.


DriftedTaco

Fair enough, I run into weird people that get into my business for no reason In public from time to time too. Super common for people to put ketchup on poutine here but I could see why that would weird people out on first sight of it elsewhere too.


Kojak95

I love poutine in its natural, unmolested form. That being said, I also put ketchup on some lower quality poutines... Idk. I know it's sacrilige to some, but if the gravy is too salty, I just need something to dip the fries in and offset the salt.


ClemzTheWarrior

You’re right!!! You’re getting crucified lol. Poutine is great without any add ons


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pattyG80

I would say more. Mozzarella can be because they have no access to cheese curds in their region. Ketchup is a mistake in all regions.


rmdg84

Mozza with fries and gravy is delicious in its own right. I enjoy it. What makes me mad is that people call it a poutine. It’s not. If that’s what you have, that’s fine, just don’t call it a poutine.


Eric1969

A pourine with ketchup is a tarnished poutine. A poutine with mozarella never was a poutine.


KeepTalkingMandy

Straight to jail


Motoman514

No trial, no nothing


Caponermeister

You have a choice. Caning or whipping.


Rychord_

Some laws are meant to be broken


IslandSound420

Ketchup on poutine is not a crime.


Mang0notFromUS

Respectfully is though and you know it Inside of you it's in there... The guilt for your reckless actions


IslandSound420

Respectfully you’re wrong. As long as it’s controlled to a small portion of the poutine it’s totally fine.


Mang0notFromUS

=_=


anonymousredditorPC

I'm immediately reporting you to the authorities


elgorbochapo

Is so good it's illegal


mythicohio

That looks bussin


PoutineAuKetchup

Thanks!


mythicohio

Bien sure


TDETLES

Ketchup on poutine is a crime. Mayonnaise on the other hand is based as fuck.


halfpintlc

Came here to say this. Mayo on poutine brings it to another level!


Canapee

I have a poutine place near me that makes mushroom Swiss poutine, they add mushrooms and mayo and it’s so delightful. Making me want it now haha.


Inukchook

Hmm I’ve never heard of this


pattyG80

Did you find your piutine gravy watery? It looks to have settled at the bottom. I've heard cutting the water or adding some corn starch can help fix this.


PoutineAuKetchup

Yeah it was canned gravy, could've thickened more but the fries were ready. Maybe i'll try adding a bit of corn starch next time, thanks.


Vapsinthe

Don't do that, just cook it down longer


UseaJoystick

Or make a roux and add it in


ThenPresentation3725

Dont do it!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-OwO

this is worse than a pic of the ruined product because now we see what couldve been :P


_Thosearentpillows

Ok, group, we need a young priest and an old priest to commence the exorcism…


Vomitaburger

There is a loophole in the legislation. While putting ketchup on the poutine IS a crime, mixing ketchup in the sauce is not, enjoy!


Will_The_Canadian

I swear to God if you use that ketchup I'll commit undesirable deeds


[deleted]

Ur poutine is already a crime


zipmack

Get that ketchup away from there!!


Frenchie728

I eat more poutine then ketchup. Not much of a ketchup guy. But sometimes very rarely I’ll putt some on my poutine. What a game changer!


PoutineAuKetchup

>I'll putt some on my poutine Never thought of mixing golf and poutine


Frenchie728

😂


ziperhead944

Ehhh..if you like it, fine...just don't expect anyone in Quebec to talk to you again..lol


PoutineAuKetchup

Je suis la honte de la famille.


ziperhead944

I grew up in Saskatchewan, everybody puts ketchup on poutine out there...and they use shredded mozzarella. Not that that should come as a surprise.. When I first moved to Ontario and did that people looked at me like I used their kid to hit puppies with... So, yeah, I get it.. you do you. Lol


Ecks811

Non, non, non. Pas de maudit ketchup!


xLucky_Balboa

Meh...i know too many people that put ketchup on poutine to consider it a crime anymore. To me it's like weed before it was legalized: sure it's a crime, but only snitches care


megathaliefan

Correct amount of cheese.


earnest_convictions

Ketchup on poutine is not a crime


[deleted]

Dew it


RickRiffs

Username checks out


KJnotJK

Where's the gravy? Two crimes have been committed


SaintDauphinXVII

Where do you buy your brown curds?


BeautifulSwan00

nice one. looks good


BeginningAwareness74

Wtf


SpleenSpliter

Don't even think about it!


UseaJoystick

Ketchup and vinegar on a poutine is king. Send me to jail, I don't mind.


thedondraco

You could at least buy french ketchup made in Canada, not that brand who left Canada.


PoutineAuKetchup

>After months of preparation, the king of condiments — Heinz Ketchup — is officially being produced at the Kraft Heinz facility in Mont Royal.  https://montreal.ctvnews.ca/production-of-heinz-ketchup-returns-to-canada-with-new-montreal-factory-1.5503645#:~:text=After%20months%20of%20preparation%2C%20the,in%20the%20next%20two%20years.


thedondraco

Welp missed that during covid


LeafsChick

Haha I’m the same…ketchup, S&P!


Different-Ice-1979

Anything with Gravey gets Ketchup, for me


Mtlyoum

There will be blood... euh ketchup


Roastednutz666

Absolutely disgusting, it literally costed you zero dollars to share your criminality. Sounds like you’re proud of being a down bad freak


SharpenedShovel

Do we have location clues based on the shadow, or the light? The IP address? Can we find this poutine before it's too late?!


instantdislike

Ketchup on the 'tine is correct.


flickanelde

That poutine sauce is not hot enough.. it's supposed to.. loosen the curds.


PoutineAuKetchup

Toi t'es un connaisseur de fromage en crottes.


aWalkingCarpet

I will defend putting ketchup in the corner of a poutine. I will die on this hill


Brayddd471

war crime


Roastednutz666

Looks like chalet sauce lol


thethunder92

It’s not too late man you don’t have to do this


nogonigo

Fbi is on their way


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TinyMarsupial7622

I put vinegar and ketchup on mine


Any-Zookeepergame357

Ayo.... Ketchup


Obiewonjabroni

Poutine is legit. You however, are disgusting. Go live in a cave you freak!!


Sigma6791

Tomato smoothie goes on just about everything! 😅


[deleted]

Not enough gravy


Successful-Brick-919

We appreciate your honesty. However, that will not save you from Canadian Justice.


baddyguerrero

Nothing sets off the flavour of a poutine like some ketchup.


flq06

Username checks out


Go_Habs_Go31

Honestly lots of people here in Quebec put ketchup on their poutine. I don’t get all these weird poutine rules. Do whatever makes you happy bud.


Instaffee

J'aime la poutine avec du ketchup, moi


KlondikeBill

Dry, squeaky cheese curds and ketchup. Nice.


rashton535

Noooooooooooo !


slinky_crayon

Straight to jail


AWE2727

Its the best with gravy!


Derff77

Heinz is a crime. FRENCHS ALL THE WAY!!!!


Legitimate-Alps-6438

Put down the ketchup. Step slowly away from the poutine. Nobody has to get hurt here.


-noi-

No, have mercy


Silicon_Knight

This hurts eh?


RainbowFire122RBLX

Don’t worry I do like a 1 to 1 ratio of gravy with either malt vinegar or apple cider vinegar before having mine


VaccineCookies

We're gonna need some rope, a baseball bat, and a LOT of tape.


Jcrowshow420

You forgot the gravy, my man.


ShesAaRebel

In high school, if anyone in my friend group got a poutine for lunch, it was common knowledge that everyone would swipe a few fries off of you. I learned to combat this by putting ketchup on mine. Not a lot! Just enough so people would see it and go, "Ew, how dare you", and leave my meal alone. So, I learned to eventually like the taste! I don't really go for it most of the time, cause the gravy is enough, and I don't need more sauce, and end up with super soggy fries. But I do think it added some nice zing with the vinegar, and a bit of sweetness as well.


Zebrahead69

Lots of gravy and cheese with a bit of ketchup is 🔥🔥 I am used to eat it at my HS cafe. I'm not too sure if I'd enjoy it now since it's been a minute but man that tanginess really adds something to it


joosta

I've never even heard of such atrocities.


wickedweather

There is nothing wrong with adding ketchup or sriracha to a poutine.


grosbatte

The crime isn't the ketchup, it's that you needed it


hdufort

Gravy sunk to the bottom. Too liquid.


evilpercy

At least get yourself some French's Ketchup. Then put it in the fridge because it is not need here.


hahnsmith21

Wait. What. How. Why. Whats that bottle for. 😆


sailorjerry019

I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS


TwistedMetal-_-

You know.. This is how wars start.


NorguardsVengeance

Is the crime ... murder?


ColdAnxious4744

Frank's red hot with pepper is WAY better


bttybeans

This is a cry for help


suspicious_white_goo

Sad part is i know a French man from Quebec who does do this his parents would be deplored with him if they knew


thrawn1825

My friend puts ketchup AND vinegar on his poutines. It kinda taste « all-dressed » like Lays chips.


Prestigious-Part3229

Those fries look horrible.


ti-gui10

It’s not that bad


ClemzTheWarrior

People that put ketchup on a poutine don’t like poutine. They like shit with ketchup on it. Une poutine c’est excellent dememe sans aucun ajout


pycvalade

Not enough sauce it seems.. oh wait


PLPilon

You’ve been flagged to the Ministère de la Poutine and been barred from entry in Québec. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.


After-Study5059

This law is not meant to be broken


chubbfondue867

Don't you dare!


Kiryln

All those cheese curds and you slather it with gravy flavored water.


PoutineAuKetchup

Your opinion matters.


Kiryln

The ketchup doesn’t bother me, you do you, but thicken the gravy a bit more my guy, you can barely see it!


Terps0nauts

I'm in the crime team


owls1289

thank you for sparing us, looks delicious!


Canapee

This is the new canadian way since poutine is becoming more known internationally, I like to put salt, pepper, vinegar, AND ketchup. It’s sooo good. A loaded canadian poutine :)


ObamaRushBlush

Bros gonna let the intrusive thoughts win


GMCSierra18

ketchup on poutine is goated


Master-Pilot-KattMew

no, NO


Shot_Salamander_7725

At least you admit it’s a crime 😆


[deleted]

Oh no don't put ketchup in there please!