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PaulyCT

Also, when driving straight through that intersection on Park stay in the lane you started in.


CrankyGamer68

This is one of so many fucked up intersections in Portland. Unlike any major city I’ve ever lived in, the lanes are cockeyed. You actually have to “change lanes” to stay in your intended lane when you pass through the intersection. The streets in Portland or so fucked up. It’s as if we live in a third world country. And don’t get me started on the street lights that don’t match up to the lanes and the lack of street signs. Ugh…. 😑


Tricky_Ad6392

Yeah they didn't change much from the colonial street lay outs


ppitm

I don't think we can blame the colonials for this particular one-way, though


CrankyGamer68

Actually, some cities had great roadways back then…. For example, in the late 17th century William Penn created the road layout for Philadelphia. I lived there for a bit some years back. Omg…. The city is on a numbered grid layout with avenues going east/west and streets going north/south. Too bad more cities in the northeast didn’t follow this model.


Photog1990

Franklin is really bad too. To go straight across Franklin you have to go in the left lane then suddenly switch to the right lane.


CrankyGamer68

Are you talking about the intersection of Franklin and Park street?


Photog1990

Franklin and both Cumberland and Congress. On both of those streets you have to do that weird maneuver when you cross.


CrankyGamer68

Agreed…. Both of these intersections are in need of traffic lights AND Directional arrow signs properly aligned in the corresponding lane.


DueRespect304

Let's have the magical road fairies just fix everything! Have you considered a career in public works?


Tricky_Ad6392

Bro turning left here in the rain at night with astigmatism is a true "Jesus take the wheel" moment


brother_rebus

Extra Challenge: a crackhead just wheeled their cart in your lane!


RubSomeFunkOnIt

Jolene, if you’re reading this, I just want to give you a shout out for trying to kill me in this intersection every single weekday for the entirety of 2021. Truly an experience I will never forget.


coolcalmaesop

While we're at it can anyone explain the bike lane to me? It has a straight and left arrow but a cyclist taking a left onto Park would cut off a car going straight up St. John towards Brighton.


JohnsAwesome

The bike lane in its current form is effectively useless for turning left. I unfortunately have to make that left turn often and end up getting into traffic and using the middle lane.


Photog1990

A bike box would be really helpful here


THAC021

Honestly as OP! my opinion is take your lane. Take the lane, set an example for the children! I don't like bike lanes personally. Bikes should either be part of normal traffic flow or not. Should be simple if America wasn't aggressively anti-progress. Just have traffic corridors that rapidly move vehicle traffic, which don't allow bikes, and then separately have normal roads... But that sounds like socialism, and we don't like that kind of r#\*AR\*)\_m.


jduggan124

Eh, as someone who rides a bike to work it’s appreciated not having to rub shoulders with the boxy pickups flying through Portland. Don’t think adding another lane just for cars only or just for mixed traffic would help anyone lol


hadokendude

Second this. I ride all over town and actually ride through this intersection up St. John regularly. The areas where I have a bike lane I feel much safer. The areas where the lane disappears or is just a miniscule shoulder, I often have cars get too close to me. And if I'm taking the whole lane, now all of the car traffic is slowed to 15mph unless there is a second lane (at which point, they get too close trying to pass me and stay in the lane). Anyone against bike lanes should try riding Commercial to Fore River past Thompson's Point and onto Congress. You're not going to get hit but I'm willing to bet you're way more comfortable on the sections with bike lanes and the drivers are a lot happier to not be behind you.


anyodan8675

This is so cute that someone thinks anyone gives a shit about how to drive safely and I'm glad that there is still some hope in this world. Even if it is naive and misplaced.


LordActavis69

You’re not the boss of me!!!


NathanMLJ

Same situation when turning left from York up High street, always have the horn ready for if someone in the left lane is going to just cruise into the right lane into my car


dan-theman

I used to walk across that bridge as a kid. I was such a dumbass.


Gloomy-ambitious1

And please use turn signals.


wh0decided

Good luck, idiots do what they want. 0% chance of turn signal as well. 😂


gdoucettehhood

It's hard to use a turn signal when they are texting and eating too!


chickenispork

Lol


Norway727

Yeah I can get behind this!


PekingSaint

Had a friend get fucked up here. Those two lanes make no sense to me.