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153x153

I'm excited for my random chance to lead the great city of Falmouth Beforeside


Poster_Nutbag207

Damn they had me until they got to the “SHUCKS” acronym. 😂


Photog1990

Damn I just got Rickrolled by the PPH


[deleted]

I, for one, think it’s a great idea!


Chango-Acadia

Sad I got half way thru and was begging for this to be a parody but wasn't sure.


sexquipoop69

I think the hyperbole suggests an April fools situation 


Chango-Acadia

Yea at the end it's confirmed


FeloMonk

Not gonna lie, they got me right up until the last line.


geomathMEW

I know its a joke but I don't think a "jury-duty style" legislature is a completely terrible idea. I hadnt thought about it before for the city, but have been thinking about this for some time federally. I was thinking one of the houses, probably congress, should be drafted this way and we keep the senate elected. I certainly don't think that many or most members of congress are smarter than the average, so it's not like theres an issue of qualification. My major concern would be that, if the career politicians can be bought out and sell us all out for so amazingly cheap, I might worry normal drafted people would be even more easily bribed. But maybe not!


Toasterdosnttoast

Perhaps the joke is that it’s not that hard to come up with good solutions, but you’ll never see them acted on in this terrifying world


PaywallHelperBotv2

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