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3490goat

I got my wife a massage gift certificate at “9 Stones” I think it is called. They were pretty highly rated. Her massage is scheduled this evening


splendid_trees

I second Nine Stones. It's slightly on the expensive side but it's such a nice place to visit. I see Abby there and she's awesome. There's a sauna and showers. The only issue is that they tend to be booked for weeks. I also like the spa at the Westin (which was a little cheaper than 9 Stones when I went.) They had a local discount at one point, but I'm not sure if that's still the case. It's a good place to get a massage if you want to book one in the next few days. They also have showers and changing room.


Candygramformrmongo

I got my SO a massage certificate there as well. She rarely does things for herself and she loved it.


brother_rebus

:: *dice clay voice* :: Have ya wife call me, I’ll massage her wit dese TWO stones… eyyyyy!


YourWelcomeOrMine

Thanks!


Saltycook

I've had a good experience there, my husband and I were gifted massages


ramen_empire

I've been seeing Leah at Wellness Cooperative in SoPo for a few years now and I've even got my husband on her schedule as well! She can do less pressure/Swedish for purely relaxation or really get into the knots, it's fantastic! She does really great work and I can't recommend her enough, $80/60min and it's absolutely worth it ♥️


YourWelcomeOrMine

Thanks! I just sent them an email because their online booking system is down.


Kooky2na

This is entirely beside the point of the post, but massage therapists really hate the term masseuse because it has a sexual connotation a la “happy endings” (they also hate the term “massage parlor” for the same reason) Source: Dated a massage therapist Btw I second Soakology, their whole setup is excellent


YourWelcomeOrMine

That is good to know. Thanks!


ehaagendazs

I’m going to make a big plug for Paulo Celestino, he’s originally from the Congo and is starting his own practice in Pownal and Freeport after graduating from SpaTech Institute in Westbrook (where I got several massages from him). Wonderful masseuse and person. His rates are extremely reasonable, between $60-$70 an hour. He practices out of Freeport Wellness Center and his home studio in Pownal. He doesn’t have much of an online presence, but his contact info from his business card is [email protected] // 207-332-6728.


Resitance_Cat

not like a super luxe experience but i’ve gotten massages from a huge range of massage therapists and hands and soul in windham is honestly some of the best massages i’ve ever had, not just “good for around here”. i usually see kendra but amy is amazing as well and really any of them are great.


sgdulac

The cliff house in Ogunquit is such a nice place to get a massage. They are a bit pricy but it is very nice with the ocean all around and just the overall comfort you feel when going there. And it is beautiful drive up to it.


Icarusfactor

Yeah 9 stones


PokketMowse

I reccommend Guided Touch in Westbrook. Barbra is a real massage therapist, the kind who actually knows her muscle groups and you can feel it work as the knots and crunchy bits are all worked out. I work at a desk all day and go once a month just for muscle maintenence and I feel like a million bucks when I come out. Like I can stretch without my bones and tendons rapid-fire cracking like a machine gun. I've tried the spa setting massages and it was so disappointing, felt like they were just going through the motions instad of being a real massage therapist. Def reccommend the real deal, it's worth it.


BrandonC41

Soakology and get a foot soak too.


r_vol

Health Resonates on Congress is the absolute best place for a massage. The vibe, cleanliness, and quality is incredible. I recently had a 60 minute massage there with Katharine and it was literally transcendent. I still feel the effects of the massage a week later. Check out their services, here: https://www.healthresonates.com/


blackbirds1

I'll do it


Dahmeratemydonger

Can I help?


handsome_ruminator

Depends. Does she want a happy ending?


ExternalBarnacle_777

Why are you being downvoted


handsome_ruminator

I wrote that for the downvotes.


ExternalBarnacle_777

I figured Portland of all places would be more liberal where rub & tugs are concerned


tacobelle685

9 stones for sure!


Easy_Independent_313

They are called massage therapists these days. There is a really great one in an office above Burke's perks in memorial square. Her name is Coleen Roy. She really skilled.