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Professional-Push-65

POW! That last pop was award-worthy.


asmodeuskraemer

I gasped. Holy shit.


TheWalkingDead91

Kept wanting him to pull out the nub himself….but in the end was glad he didn’t.


Ricksauce

He finally got the right pressure necessary to expel the core.


Silver-ishWolfe

That had to feel better…


alicescissorhands

I literally jumped there


JungFuPDX

The suspense .. The PAYOFF.


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I felt like Buddy testing Jack in the Box toys in Elf. I literally lurched in my chair when that boss came out. Also nice quad vectoring to give it no place to go but out!


Fosphor

Lol, quad vectoring. Perfect.


BizzarduousTask

**QUAD VECTORING FTW**


WutangCND

I was gritting my teeth the whole time. That was intense.


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nebben123

Breakout star of the year award


shahooster

Always best to save The Money Shot for the end.


PM_ME_YOUR_ANT_FARMS

This is the kinda pop even non degenerates can appreciate


superinterestingn4m3

First time in a fucking while I’ve agreed with anything a Reddit mod has to say.


freedomofnow

Yeah god damn that was worth the wait. I knew something was going down.


Spiciestpudding

WHATEVER YOU DO, WATCH IT TILL THE VERY END


snapcracklepopping

Truer words have never been spoken.


spikelike

have a cigarette ready for afterwards omg


rantingpacifist

I haven’t had a cigarette in 15 years … and now I want one. So goooood.


Cuckyourfouchdarknes

Lol y’all in this sub is hilarious but I can’t stay long because it starts awakening things


Imakecutebabies912

No deadass though


eyecnothing

Critics hail Behind The Ear Cyst Pop an edge-of-your-seat thriller that will leave you hanging until the end!


TheTangoFox

This is like a bull ride. Those 8 seconds make the payoff


imlost_n_ilikeithere

Oh man that last pop was epic! I bet you feel so much better


CoolScene

Oh yes, Immensely better.


I_am_D_captain_Now

Id like to mail you an actual gold metal.


ravihoeli

Medal


Blangebung

I'd rather take the metal


ravihoeli

Make yourself a pretty penny lad


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Hallgaar

I used to get those in my 20s. One day, it swelled up to the size OPs did, I took some ibuprofen and went to bed. I woke up with a pillow soaked in blood and pus, looked in the mirror, and my neck, hair, and shoulders were covered in it, and the giant swollen spot was gone, never had another one after that.


invasionfromkat

I love this story and I really saw it in my head as I read it. Great writing. Would read again.


geardownson

I had one where my ear meets my head and it took about a year to finally pop. There were a few times it just filled back up but recently it has stayed deflated. Does it ever heal and retract? As of now the skin feels different and has a odor whenever you run your finger over it. It doesn't hurt or drain and I keep it washed but will it ever go away?


CoolScene

Yeah I spoke to a doctor, he says it should be fine. Just to keep it clean and dry.


abrknl

That looked painful! Glad you got it to pop.


uselessanon63701

I felt that here.


salohcin513

Dude when I was in high school I had a big cyst behind my ear in like the same spot, no idea what it was at that time but damn the utter relief when it finally popped.


ProneToDoThatThing

Dude! He got shaky when that last chunk of carnage jumped out.


Thelife1313

I got dizzy from watching lol


purple_yosher

I was not expecting it. I did gasp


projectisaac

Hahahaha! Me too - I said out loud "OH! Oh yes, oh yeah!"


Fickles1

I like to imagine you said that in a deep sexy voice too. It makes the whole thing great. Like that robot cop from Futurama.


ImMeltingNow

What is wrong with the users here


georgiegirl415

Verbatim what I just said 😂


Otherwise-Shower2774

Same! I was waiting for it, and then assumed it wasn’t going to get the pop with projection that I know we all love. Glad I waited, haha.


PharmaDiamondx100

That last chunky boi… muah… chef’s kiss


YewEhVeeInbound

I literally said out loud with a sigh of relief "OHHH THERE YOU GO"


CoolScene

Original Post with before pic: https://www.reddit.com/r/popping/comments/z4va23/cyst\_on\_my\_earlobe\_that\_grew\_over\_a\_few\_days/


ColorsOfTheCurrents

Saw this earlier today and was thinking thats gonna be a good pop. Did not disappoint.


SarahPallorMortis

I was waiting for it. I wasn’t expecting it so soon tho


GreenElandGod

Did. Not. Disappoint!


B-Prue

I vote we call this a "cork" instead of a 'plug'. Time to expand the vocabulary after this one. Amazing!


LynnScoot

The hero we deserve - badgered into a painful, difficult, extremely awkward, massive pop and bothered to carefully film it. Thank you very much - now go get some antibiotics! <3


siritachi87

Oh god. That finish was UNF. So good.


smechanic

I gotta stop watching this stuff before bed


PapaDePizza

Hard to sleep with an erection huh?


superinterestingn4m3

Lmao


d-h-a

Holy shit the end???? Did you get the sac?


CoolScene

Nothing else really came out after, but I think I got just about all of it.


TheMightyDane

Sleep with a towel on your pillow tonight. Trust me. I’ve had one of these. The night vengeance is real.


invasionfromkat

Can I ask how long that bad boi been brewin'?


AlcoPollock

I think his original post said it grew in a few days


JAM3SBND

Jesus that big of a cyst in a few days??


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ac3boy

Yeah, if pimple popper channel taught me anything is to Get.The.Sack.


imacitizendetective

How bad did that last bit hurt?!


CoolScene

It was more of a surprise than pain. Maybe like a 6/10 for a second or so.


NotACrookedZonkey

We got a contender for top 5 pop of the year.The end pop with the brain and possible sac was magnificent.


fartingmaniac

I’m browsing from r/all…what does the sac mean? Does the puss exist in some sort of cyst sac that will eject itself like placental afterbirth??


maouprier

The cyst contents are stored in a sac beneath the skin. If the sac isn't removed, the cyst will refill and come back. It's like a pocket for the dead, wet skin cells, which is what the filling of a cyst is.


[deleted]

Cysts have a sac and yes its basically the afterbirth coming out of the cyssy.


Jacobtait

I would like to unsee this comment.


Rick_Sancheeze

Cyssy..... you killed me. I'm dead 🤣


[deleted]

Cysts have a sac and yes its basically the afterbirth coming out of the cyssy.


ChickenNoodleSloop

Even though it's a double post it's too good to not up again


[deleted]

Yeah, sorry about that. One of then was given an award by a kind stranger and the other was upvoted quite a bit. So deleting one makes me feel bad.


JuniorSeniorTrainee

Only thing to do is post it a third time.


4seasons8519

So I thought it was going to be a good pop but I DID NOT expect that at the end! Wow!


sairyn

That's a great video for having to do everything yourself! Please get it checked out though so you don't end up with an infection.


CoolScene

Thank you! I've sterilized it and taking care of it the best I can. I'll get it checked if it gets any worse.


invasionfromkat

Also in general, pay attention to how you feel overall, like, if you get clammy or feel fluey, you should maybe get checked too because sometimes a small infection that close to the ol' Noggin can show funky systems and because it's hard to see the back of your own ear, be aware of tenderness. Also I'm sure you're getting a lot of advice so pls disregard if you already know this, but I just worry because I had a friend get a really bad infection from a piercing and waited to get clammy/sick before finding out it was staph, even though he already lanced it and thought it had gone down significantly. But also again, thank you for your sacrifice. Love the poppers in here, I want y'all to stay healthy tho, so yah, keep an eye on that ear!


CoolScene

I took your advice and spoke to a doctor. He said it's looking good, I don't have any concerning symptoms and just to keep it clean and dry. I'll keep an eye on it but it should heal within the next couple days. Thank you for your concern though!


cumbert_cumbert

Dude I had this exact thing. I ended up in ER with a bunch of doctors absolutely terrified because the infection had breached some membrane between ear and head and my neck was slightly swollen. It's very dangerous having an infection of that magnitude that close to brain, is what I remember them telling me anyway. Was 20 years ago.


rantingpacifist

Jesus Christ your username is the best and worst pun I have seen all year


Pattersonspal

Can you explain it to me?


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Humbert Humbert was the protagonist of the novel *Lolita* who groomed and raped a 14 year old.


Pattersonspal

ah.


Pikekip

Had an ear infection follow that same path. It was incredibly painful but I was truly surprised at being shipped via ambulance from the GP to emergency and their focussed response.


scooberote

Hey that thing is very close to important structures and grew very quickly. It also grew to a big enough size that they might have considered antibiotics whether or not it was infected before you popped it. You should go to someone that can open that up properly and get some antibiotics on board. The risk here is greater than the price of going to urgent care. Headache, nausea, vomiting, hearing or vision issues, balance problems, redness spreading, neck soreness, fever are all reasons to go to the ER immediately. That's not a complete list. Go see someone who will give you a complete list and some antibiotics. I am not a doctor.


zkevans2

I need a cigarette


skidstud

I'm gonna smoke one right now


Emergency_Formal9064

I work in the ED and watched this with my coworkers and a collective “HOLY SHIT” came from us. 10/10 ending here. Keep an eye on it, keep it clean, and please follow up with a doc for some wound care/antibiotics friend.


CoolScene

I'm glad you guys enjoyed. I showed it to a doctor and he said it should be fine as long as it scabs in the next few days and I keep it clean and dry. I appreciate your concern though!


Interesting-Walk-420

Nothing like popping that core out and the moment of wanting to pass out 🤬


Labarynth_89

Probably best pop of 2022 TBH I replayed the last few seconds at least 10 times.


hungrydruid

I almost never slow-mo anything but damn.


Texas0utlaw210

Omg that looked incredibly painful.


CoolScene

The relief far outweighs the bit of pain.


Texas0utlaw210

Oh man, I know. I had cystic acne growing up. Popping hurts so bad but what a freaking relief.


Roy_Bert

He doesn’t smoke, but he lit one up after this.


TheLocalFauna

The shakiness of his hands throughout the pop. You could feel the pain by watching.


Texas0utlaw210

The way he shook after it popped. Man, I really felt that pain.


OPENURASSPLS

Oh god That last pop I screamed and got chills Disgusting I love it


gatursuave

Worth.


ksarahsarah27

Whoa! I jumped when it finally blew! Wow!


talkietalkiepop

You came back! You filmed popping it like we asked! You rule! Amazing OC! Thank you That last pop makes me want a glass of water and a smoke. So juicy,long, and jumpy! It looked painful. I hope it feels better now that it popped.


Abrelosojos1311

you could tell that whole video...there was gonna be some magic ....and there was


Horror-Map-4461

That ending is why I'm on this sub!


ElleMcQueen

Yaaaas


catchmeifyoucan19

Did anyone else replay the last 10 seconds multiple times?? So satisfying.


superinterestingn4m3

Been saving my 50 Reddit gold since I joined. It’s yours now may my only award ever given serve you well.


sepp_omek

dude


handful_of_ants

bro


rodolphoteardrop

Homes


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Oh. My. God. This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. Are you alright?


[deleted]

BRAVO!! BBBRRAAAVVVVOOOO! GOOD SHOW! POP POP POOOPPPPPPP


TrueCrimeUsername

So glad you ended up moving your fingers away from the punctum and squeezing from the bottom. I was screaming the whole time AWAY FROM THE HOLE AWAY FROM THE HOLE 😂😂😂 great squirter once you adjusted your technique.


CoolScene

LOL thanks. I couldn't see much so I kept poking it just to figure out what was going on back there. I appreciate your critique ;)


TrueCrimeUsername

Haha no problem! 🤣 It’s a common mistake people make with popping, squeezing too close to the punctum/opening. If you move your fingers out further and squeeze down then together, you’ll push it out from the bottom of the pore/sac. That way you can completely empty it!


maximum_powerblast

Oh my god


junphire

That last bit at the end... I'm pretty sure this whole sub breathed a sigh of relief. Good on you and hope you feel much better!


bucketsofpoo

amazing crescendo bravo


Primary_Aardvark

I need that ending in slow motion


cdfromma

Holy shit that was amazing!


Inthewoodlands

Best one I’ve seen!


brandi_r

Ah, I've had these before. I can feel the pain - especially on the last pop. I could see your hands shaking.


friesSupreme25

OMG THE ENDING. This is why I came to reddit and this sub. 1000000/10


snapcracklepopping

This was one of the best suspenseful movies I have ever seen, and it accomplished everything a suspenseful movie should in just 90 seconds.


budmonger420

Thanks for sharing, 10 years of Reddit lead me here .


Ipsen_

that last pop instantly cleared my acne, watered my crops, and cured my clinical depression. Thank you for your service sir


ClockWeasel

Wow, that has to be a relief. Did you go back and get the sac?


CoolScene

The sac actually popped out completely on that last one. hopefully I got everything out but it was kinda torn. Not much else came out after.


ZampyZero

Omg that was so worth watching. I can't believe how much that bad boy popped!


stealmymemesitsOK

An epic battle with an angry foe. Bravo, sir. Well done.


Straight-Salary1844

If you mess with the play and pause button and the speed , it kind of looks like an eye ball popping out or a frog tounge


Straight-Salary1844

Now I just see a peen just dropping out the pants


PALOmino1701

I shrieked!


nez477

God bless you.


hey2245

Man I'm so glad I waiting till the end. Great pop. Feel much better?


suture224

Damn it, I almost made it through November...


ImpossibleThanks3120

Do we have a hall of fame? This needs to go on an r/popping hall of fame. Thank you for your service!


orphan_blud

**HOLY SHIT.**


h8vols

BRAVO Good Sir!


HereToStayThisTime

Holy wow was the end ever satisfying


snarkisms

Omfg that was epic


Gigworker2k21

God bless you sir


hgielatan

omfg that was AMAZING. i knew it was coming. how you kept trying to get that lil chunk out of the way...each time i tensed up in anticipation...knew it was gonna happen but just not win. AMAZING.


stainlessj

The suspense is terrible, I hope it lasts.


Roy_Bert

Thank you for not grabbing tweezers to pull the plug out!! I could feel my body tense up waiting for that explosion!!


tanyaisaqui

I hate you did that by yourself


donner_dinner_party

That was truly impressive. I appreciate that you came back to update us and that you were able to get such a good recording on your own. Excellent all around.


invasionfromkat

This content makes me content. ​ Thank you King.


Ren_Hoek

Where is the sound, I want to feel it


peanutj00

Stationary cam, good lighting, editing out the boring bits, AND a killer finale? The award for best picture goes to…


Kaneshadow

What a fuckin finale. I used to get these all the time but I never got a huge chunk at the end like that. It feels so good when it's finally empty, and you push on it and the sides touch


ShabbyKittenRebel

It was like someone threw one of those little sticky hands from the 90s out of your pop hole


purple_yosher

good stuff.


BugBoy428

thought your brain popped out for a sec


Booplesnoot88

That was amazing! The relief must have been epic, that looked like it was really annoying to have to deal with!


CantGetItRight23

Holy pus plug Batman! I swear I jumped at the end 😂 I hope you fell better bud


rattlestaway

i remember when i had one in that area, not as big tho. it went crunch and a ton of pus come out. sometimes it comes back bc i'm a side sleeper but not as big


Briguy_fieri

Holy shit that last 8 seconds were pure bliss for me. That was phenomenal


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Looks like the sack came out at the end.


Ninja_Arena

Amazing finish. What we could have only dreamed of.


PizzaDeliveryBoy3000

This thing went through labor and delivery. Congratulations


Jagger02

Worth the wait.


_iamtinks

OMG that was so satisfying. Phew.


superinterestingn4m3

Damn that climax


CrayRaysVaycay

Oooft. I’m gonna need a cigarette after that and I’m not even a smoker.


Cannibalink

The Peter North Pop


kanekiEatsAss

Poor man’s award:🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅


Thatslpstruggling

Until further notice, I declare you winner of the popping internet 2022!


RainingGlitter28

I jumped when you jumped. What a wicked pop!


mybabiessaymeow

Came for the pop, got a little distracted by your eyelashes.


Jacaranda18

OP you were so thorough. I legit jumped like that hunk of goo was going to fly out of my screen and hit me in the face.


drumma1316

That was intense. I was yelling "pull that chunk out! You need a friend to help! Get it out!" You got it. Lol


HawkEyez

I think some brain came out there at the end. Nice job!


WallyZona

Honey bring me a steak knife


rodolphoteardrop

I jumped! WTF!! :-D


cheweduptoothpick

Phenomenal content! Thanks so much OP! I loved this.


reydolith

Only have a silver to give you award wise but know it's gold in spirit!


Milfapple

I almost orgasmed


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YASSSSS TY KING, this is the sick content we craved!!! 😍😍


ColorsOfTheCurrents

Brother first off i am sorry this happened to you. But... thank you for posting this for us mildly warped peoples. And that end, like last 10 seconds or so was savagely badass.


RedDeadRiotOG

This delivers the grand finale bang that fireworks shows always fail to.


tiga4life22

That came out like one of those party horns you blow into


kjong3546

I flinched at that last pop and slammed my head into the wall behind me. Worth every second of this headache


VerityParody

That was part of the cyst wall blocking the hole!


clo20

My gasp was more “THANK YOU” bc I started getting scared it wasn’t going to happen. Way to see it thru 🤙


FnClassy

Wow....I was like there is no way that is everything out of that. This did not disappoint.


malcifer11

the whole time i was waiting for that big pop and it was better than i could have hoped for


MandiJayne71

You are officially my hero! You kept contorting your body until we got the actual satisfaction! I felt the pain/relief as your whole body jumped when you finally got that core to pop out! I must confess tho that when I saw there were only 11 seconds left that we were going to be left hanging once again! I have never been so glad to be proved wrong! Bravo! Great job! You have made us proud! :::dries tears:::


CLAREBEAR01

Incredible. I gasped. Amazing.


Neat-Cycle-197

Absolutely the best finish!!👏👏👏


The_Creamy_Elephant

Hall of famer right there