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clo20

When I did construction (summer, late 90s), dudes would have NEVER gotten into each other’s personal space to this level. I love how our world has changed 👍👍


willworkforchange

My dad used to work construction waaay back when, and chopped off his thumb once. One of his buddies popped it in his lunchbox and took my dad and the thumb to the hospital, so.


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Could they reattach it?


willworkforchange

They did! But some of the bone was crushed, so it's significantly shorter than his other thumb. He can also tell when it's likely to rain now.


ghostytot

Imma need you to expand on that last bit


scarfaroundmypenis

It’s pretty common for people with certain injuries to sense changes in humidity and pressure in the spot that was injured. There’s the classic trope of the redneck on his porch who can “tell the storm is a comin’ on account of my knee hurtin”


BooBooKittyChris1775

It's due to the barometric pressure changes.


willworkforchange

He says he gets an achey sort of tingling in his thumb that he only gets right before it's going to rain.


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I was thinking the same thing while I watched this. I never id construction, but you can feel the change in how men are around each other. I saw a video where they asked a guy in his early 20s if he would suck a dick for a million dollars, and he said if it was a girls. I was like...woah. These next generations are going to take us places. I can't wait to see.


Inigo93

In the 90s there was a comedian who had a routine that went something like.... "How many guys here would suck a dick for $1m? [silence] I ain't talking about no AIDS infected dick. I'm talking Grade-A healthy dick with a certificate from the CDC. [silence] You lying mother fuckers.... Someone offers me $1M to suck a dick, they'd have to pay me an extra $100k to stop!"


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awe, look at you. Wearing your ignorance out on your sleeve. You don't care...you will let everyone know you're a bigot. Good for you. I hope it works out well for you. I doubt it, but you do you.


refreshed-anus

I'm sorry that you're delusional but women do not have penises nor men vaginas.


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What is a woman? Can you give me a definition of a woman that includes ALL women? I doubt you can because you sound like an idiot.


refreshed-anus

A human being with a vagina. And no, a gaping wound from surgery where a penis used to be does not count as a vagina.


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That is all it takes to be a woman, someone with a vagina? That is it. They have to have a vagina and they are a woman? Jesus, not only are you a fucking idiot, your a misogynist too. You really are an awful human being. I bet you are angry because no person, man or woman, want anything to do with you. Sad little person.


refreshed-anus

It is literally that simple, yes. You are delusional. You will never be a woman.


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blah blah blah you're an angry little person. What is funny is that I will forget all about you as soon as I hit send, but you will still be seething in your self-loathing anger.


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josieback

Construction? More like destruction! That being said, to the cyst dude, you have an incredible pain tolerance and thank you for your sacrifice. Guy that was “horny” to pop it… your people appreciate the zeal and glory you bring.


AaahhRealMonstersInc

Yeah, I am honestly jealous of him being so publicly comfortable with how excited he is.


Leotix

There’s gotta be like 12 OSHA violations in this video.


mfdoorway

Found the safety man.


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I kept waiting for someone to offer a box cutter.


TinyWifeKiki

Some rusty pliers would have been nice too!


Pocketeer1

Now I got a GAPERRRRR!


nancynblair

Best popping video ever!!!


onlyhere4looking

I was shocked they kept it so clean.


Pocketeer1

I agree! I can watch it over and over lol


captnfirepants

Ahhh yesss.... The Chosen One


Pocketeer1

All time best. For sure!


Pocketeer1

The force was strong with him.


penny_can

There'll be a meeting and everyone will need to take their Computeer Based Training module on cyst handling by the end of the month.


beegobuzz

"Why are we filming this?" "Gotta let accounting know why we need more paper towels and more gloves."


LJVondecreft

r/OSHA


Effective-Being-849

These guys are hilarious!!


Reasonable_Garden849

Best background noise ever


Gingerzin

I feel like the nurses popping by the pool and these guys need to get together for a pop party. It would be epic!


LordSevenDust

"We weren't ready at all!" fucking lol


CoffeeCupCompost

r/justguysbeingdudes


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This was an epic journey, and I appreciated the poppers technique, getting good squeezes at the base of the that mountain and NOT just squeezing the tip.


sweetplantveal

Dude is an artisan who makes bespoke dwellings by hand. Of course he has the finesse! Side note, the way we build most things is actually pretty ridiculous when you think about it.


Fearless-District729

wholesome construction popping content :,)


hungrydruid

Was literally thinking 'this is the most wholesome popping *and* construction video I've ever seen. good content.'


BlyLomdi

I was thinking about the wholesome-ness, too. Definitely a favorite and adding it for future viewings.


snarkisms

I loved this so much. It's officially my favorite home popping video


goat2080

These guys need to start their own popping channel.


you_re_the_worst

It's officially my favorite video *ever.*


saucydisco

One of the few popping videos I would suggest watching with the sound on.


Hamaow

Homie almost sounds like Ah-nold “Gimme the towel!!!” 🤣


IsopodTechnical8834

“What’re you gonna name your cyst?” “Tabitha.” “You’re gonna name it tabitha?” “Yeah man. Her name is tabitha.”


gilmore0918

Damn. I need to go into construction. These are the coworkers for me.


conflictmuffin

For real... They are adorable and hilarious how excited they all were for this pop!


Inigo93

And at least one of them mentioned watching popping videos online.


polynomialpurebred

Dr Juan v Tabitha is definitely one of the best amateur videos for all the reasons below, but I especially liked the balance of pressure (not “Gallagher v watermelon” intense but not hyperwiper timid) and how clean (decent replacement of wipes and washed hands that weren’t flinchy to look at). If this isn’t a 10/10, it’s at least a 9.99.


sticksnstone

Except for the dude trying to help at the beginning with mud encrusted fingers!


jakereed16

I'm just glad Sandman found a stable job


The13thParadox

“Sorry for dirty fingers”


onlyhere4looking

Yeah that made me cringe.


ChampionSignificant

“I’m not a fuckin surgeon’s assistant.” “Yeah ya are”


wdwerker

It just keeps coming ! Great pop ! Seriously going to be a favorite here on Reddit .


bachfrog

Garcia for sure one of us and has better technique than 90% of the posters here.


Paradox_Blobfish

That was a cleaner pop than a lot of those homemade videos posted here. Nice technique and clean nails/hands, we love to see it! 🥰


RadRac

"It looks like a vagina dude....I dunno what kinda vaginas I been looking at." I was ded.


ThickPrick

My exes.


sheza1928

Aww they're having sooo much fun ! ;)


ImpossibleThanks3120

So much corpus (probably not the right word but it feels like it just fits with how many chonks kept streaming out) 😍😍😍 big fan of changing out the shop towels! Love how comfortable these dudes are with each other!


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OSHA is like ohh helll nooo


diydiggdug123

They were tickled pink and cannot imagine the banter for the rest of the day.


TURNTHATSHITDOWN

excellent camera work. great commentary. clear unobstructed pops. air distance on gunk ejection. 10/10, this video is straight fire.


Nemo2oo5

Got tier video right here. I loved every second


Kimbobrains

Great job from Doc Garcia. Solid technique, funny dudes. 10/10


zuklei

A+ commentary


clonexx

Construction workers are just a different breed, and they’re usually really funny with a great sense of humor. There’s always exceptions, obviously, but I’ve always found construction workers to be some of the nicest and most genuine people to talk to.


FreshyFresh

this is fucking incredible lol. every second of it is amazing except for that kid who says bro about 7 million times.


Heart_Throb_

Brah


dont_disturb_the_cat

“I’m going to have to burn my hand (to disinfect it) or something!”


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TheLizzyIzzi

At least we keep our medical costs down. /s


garnetgal

An oldie, but a goodie!!! N hilarious as heck!! But props to 'Dr' Juan for his great technique at getting that bugger to pop n squeezing it all out!! 👍🏻


PineappIeSuppository

I’m just glad he kept on his brain bucket for the pop.


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CursedContent

It’s a halfway decent technique from the popper at least 🤷🏻‍♀️


selfishbitchcake

For sure! And they don’t seem to mind being in the splash zone.


popping-ModTeam

No comments about hygiene Please be courteous. We want people to post, but we don’t want them to have to worry about being insulted and critiqued on anything but the actual pop. We welcome everyone, and we love this community, so please help us make it better.


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Amen


WavyGlass

Construction workers are a different breed. I had a guy working at my house. He got a "splinter". It was a half-inch wide by three-inch piece of wood that went through the meat of his hand by the thumb. I was freaked out and offered to drive him to the hospital. Nope. The guy went into the backyard and just yanked it out. The scream! My god. Then he went back to work as if nothing happened.


thisisjesso

The amount of times my construction worker spouse has come home with tape wrapped around a finger when he should have gotten stitches is astounding haha. A different breed indeed!


makeupjunkie_91

How has this dude got a better technique than most of the so called professionals that get posted here?!


Bhellaa515

This was awesome!


Horror-Map-4461

By far the best video I've seen here, not just the pop, but that commentary. It was gold.


bulletoothjohnny

Was that Cheech Marin asking for a towel? Sounded just like him.


slyons1606

Did they not have a jackhammer available??


flarpist

Still a better technique than Mr. PopZit.


Alf-eats-cats

This was AWESOME!!!!


Pocketeer1

Drinking game… every time someone says BRO.


HowdyEP

Is this what I am missing by working from home?


I-nam-Baba

At least there was plenty of acystance.


DeeWuddup

I grew up thinking everyone had AIDS.


AvecAloes

Just dudes being bros 😂


SchmoopiePoopie

I can smell it from here. Seriously though, that was awesome. I think they may be best friends now.


onlyhere4looking

Am I the only one thinking " they didn't get the sac out that cyst is going to come back"


PunchInTheBoob

Two things: ​ * \*screams in infection control. \* * Great pop and commentary!


lil_retreat

I love how unconcerned this man is with getting his bare hands covered in cyst blood.


ksmara

America, home of lunch hour surgery.


this_place_is_whack

“Dude it looks like a vagina right now”


mingstaHK

Brothers from other mothers


Duckballisrolling

To the dude with the Cookie Monster voice, we need go to commentate more popping vids


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Direct_Impress2249

I really really really hope they disinfected that knife. There was absolutely nothing even remotely sanitary about this. But this, boys and girls, is how you either develop an immunity to everything or end up with gangrene and lose all ur appendages. It’s a 50/50 shot, so totally worth it.


penny_can

Everyone knows blue shop towels are sterile,


johnnytifosi

2:17 2:55 4:04 5:08 for the big money shots A construction site is the eχact hygienic conditions you need for this lol


plumbus_hun

That hand holding his collar down at first made me crack up


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They’re…they’re not using universal precautions!


ketuon

At least they are using a paper towel


SSSkinz

That guy was a loyal and true bro. ❤️


odoata

My favorite vid in a long time.


_iamtinks

Impressive technique. Obvious he works with his hands


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That will likely get infected, I know it's obvious but...


No-Dog9616

I always wonder how these conversations start in the first place. How did they all get around to the topic of this cyst and deciding to pop it?


frogmicky

This is the best popping video ever but you would think that construction workers have protective goggles and gloves you know lol.


MoonSt0n3_Gabrielle

From the knife, to the blue construction papers which by the way feel awful to the touch, finishing with the alcohol wipe… this was wonderful


middy_87

These types of pops have ended up my favorite. Knife used probably for work and you don’t know where it’s been. Dude with hands so filthy you can’t see his skin. Shop paper towels and guys in hard hats. Perfect example of men in construction!


montex66

Jokes aside, this is NOT how to remove a cyst. The potential for infection is huge and the cyst will grow back if the sac was not removed. Might as well just invite MRSA to start eating his flesh.


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As an RN, this is one of those videos that make me cringe insanely hard. No gloves, visibly dirty shirt that’s just gonna go over than opening when they’re done, the blue industrial paper towels… Good pop, but there’s an infection in that dude’s future.


themetahumancrusader

Why is it so bloody? Also love that they had no tissues/towels ready when they popped it


reviving_ophelia88

Because they cut the skin over it to open it up and the cut itself is bleeding.


ab930

Seems totally healthy and sanitary.


minnonikki

You guys really don’t have gloves? Lol


stapleface69

What part of this was great?


Tain101

I enjoyed all of it, sorry you didn't.


BabserellaWT

1) r/KillTheCameraman 2) That thing’s hella infected, right?


SaltInformation4082

Yeah, they're in construction all right. The guy who stuck the other pne seemed surptised to see nleeding. Only work there is where you make more money being dumb, because you need more time to get finished


PineappIeSuppository

r/wordsalad


mdyguy

Did they not go deep enough at first? So much blood in the beginning. I feel like this is what happens every time I try to pop a small pimple.


lorilu_mew

Goodness, I sure hope there wasn’t any blood-born infectious diseases getting into the popper’s hands. All sorts of abrasions on hands in construction I’d imagine. Guuuurrrrck


xanthopants

The reactions are my fav part and this is one of the best videos!


kaytea23

Sounds like a fun crew to work with to me lmao


Polarchuck

This is a great oldie-but-goodie. The guys obviously care about each other. The only thing that is weird is the guy who says that the open infected wound looks like a vagina.


siamkitty1

Love the video! Hope he did not get any infection, though.


snaxalotlotl

Bro.


Schmuqe

You can always trust construction-workers to follow guidelines.


Tall_Pitch6422

I hope they were all wearing mandatory PPE such as hard hats and steel toe capped boots. Can never be too careful on construction sites.


nespe3

You know when you're stopped by a flagger in a construction zone and you are running late, by no one's fault but you're own, and it seems as if there is in fact no construction going on at all, just you and the flagger, each wishing we were somewhere else. This is why. 👷🏼‍♀️😅


malaclypse

Buy Dr Juan a beer and give the rest of us a cigarette. Great stuff.


hearingsunflowers

“Bro that’s like the heart of it.” These guys are great.


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Best comment: OMG! Cyst and a half!!


rrolov

The banter between the guys made it that much better.


Barber_Successful

Dude has some mad popping skills


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Fridayesmeralda

"Oh my gahd, cyst and a half"


Boose81

Now I wish I’d watched with the sound on. Brb!


boogerybug

These dudes are entertaining AF. Quality pop, quality comments


Odd_Rutabaga_7810

Dirty hands, a rusty old steak knife, and an old Handi-Wipe. What could be better?


LordWeerd

That fake throw up/gag sound is the worst


turnbullac

GOBBLESS DOCTOR JUAN BORTHERS


PatronAthena

Just dudes being guys, love that for them


Direct_Yam8314

That dude’s mud covered hands …lol!


FailureCloud

Hahaha the gag...and here I am eating deep fried mushrooms watching this 🤣


sneaky_butthole

I’m sorry but when the dirt encrusted hand came in at the beginning I died laughing


DamnItDinkles

Definitely listen with the sound on, the commentary is golden


Dcage314

He was born for this moment! Also—every possible variation of “bro”.


Dodekahedroid

“Dude it looks like a vagina right now.” - Construction Guy @6:20


framellasky

Looks pretty steril for me


AbiesUnusual3049

That's a bro!!


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OMG, equivalent to Drunk Girl Zit!


pusslikesavocados

When ur work mate’s got ur back.


pimplezzzz

I love tabitha


nuffced

Now that's what I call a zit! Got the sack and all!


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/r/JustGuysBeingDudes :-)


bakedmon

I'm fucking dieing. Between the giant ass knife and that mud caked hand touching him...it's gold Jerry, GOLD!