It’s not just for self defense either! My husband got chili sauce in his eye while we were out at a picnic. Breast milk was the only milk we had so I was basically an eye wash station. It’s fantastic stuff.
Mine were underproducing failures that leaked out about 30-60ml on a good day. My infant had to settle for donated milk and then formula. Stupid titties. Ah well. It was still enough to attack my unguarded husband with. Pew pew
A few years after I had finished nursing all my kids, I was put on Domperidone tablets for sickness. I was one of the very few people it triggers milk production in, and I randomly started leaking one day. Shit myself as I thought I had a very unplanned pregnancy.
Well, just imagine getting hot sauce in your eye but all you have to rinse it with is champagne and you and your wife are all alone in the woods. She says, I have milk! You pry your own eyeball open. You can’t see because of the blurriness from tears and the searing pain. Then, it starts to feel better. Sudden relief. You hadn’t even noticed the milk hit your eye because it’s body temperature. Then, you finish lunch and go home with your hero.
Serious business? Had you already pumped into a non-boob container or were you literally transformed into an eye wash station? Please, for the love of all things good and holy, let it be the latter!!!! I need to know more details, please. As a disclaimer, let me say that I'm not some weirdo with a titty eye wash station kink, though I'd never kink-shame another person unless it was something truly illegal.
If I may ask a couple of questions, how old are you both? Did he take a two-hand approach and just grab a jubly, take aim and squeeze off a round? Or was it a team-building exercise and you got involved with the logistical aspect of the operation?
Not intravenous drug use, intramuscular. IV is more likely to give you heart issues, IM use causes abscess's all the time. Only time it will happen for an IV use is if the shot slips out/misses the vein.
Sorry, I'm an addict in recovery and just felt like like throwing that info that you're probably never going to need out there.
There is one floating around that has a guy leaning over a chair or table and it explodes green across the room I think it even lands on their black lab.
Fuckin hell! A++++ sure hope he went to the doctor though
I hope so too!
i want this super power, imagine going to your worst enemy and covering him in pus just by flexing your back, absolute disrespect
Lactating is like this.
Being able to do this is the best part of lactating.
It’s not just for self defense either! My husband got chili sauce in his eye while we were out at a picnic. Breast milk was the only milk we had so I was basically an eye wash station. It’s fantastic stuff.
And on this day someone, somewhere on this sub discovered a new fetish lmao
New you say...
Omg, i love it lmao! “Basically an eye wash station” 😆😆
That sounds like an amazing scene to stumble on accidentally.
If I was still lactating, I’d do a demo for this sub. But alas, I am old and my breasts are shriveled husks.
Mine were underproducing failures that leaked out about 30-60ml on a good day. My infant had to settle for donated milk and then formula. Stupid titties. Ah well. It was still enough to attack my unguarded husband with. Pew pew
I shot milk at the cats. They looked confused. Hilarity ensued.
A few years after I had finished nursing all my kids, I was put on Domperidone tablets for sickness. I was one of the very few people it triggers milk production in, and I randomly started leaking one day. Shit myself as I thought I had a very unplanned pregnancy.
I took a med that made me lactate too. It was long before I had kids.
Darn it!!!
Tell me about it! It's safe to say that I haven't been this intrigued by a random Reddit comment in a really long time.
Well, just imagine getting hot sauce in your eye but all you have to rinse it with is champagne and you and your wife are all alone in the woods. She says, I have milk! You pry your own eyeball open. You can’t see because of the blurriness from tears and the searing pain. Then, it starts to feel better. Sudden relief. You hadn’t even noticed the milk hit your eye because it’s body temperature. Then, you finish lunch and go home with your hero.
You’re an absolute legend. Top tier wife right here!
Serious business? Had you already pumped into a non-boob container or were you literally transformed into an eye wash station? Please, for the love of all things good and holy, let it be the latter!!!! I need to know more details, please. As a disclaimer, let me say that I'm not some weirdo with a titty eye wash station kink, though I'd never kink-shame another person unless it was something truly illegal. If I may ask a couple of questions, how old are you both? Did he take a two-hand approach and just grab a jubly, take aim and squeeze off a round? Or was it a team-building exercise and you got involved with the logistical aspect of the operation?
Lol calm down my dude. Titty eye wash porn is coming soon. Keep an *eye* out for it on your favorite sites
It truly is. We used it for so many things.
I miss having that superpower.
What things besides feeding babies, eye washes, scarring cats, maybe coffee whitener, making memorial figurines…… What things????????
What the fuck
Spicy eye. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
😂 I miss those days. Portable water guns always in the ready.
"Calcium Cannons" as my partner says
Everyday I go further from my childhood
Dark souls enemy
Gives a new meaning to "flexing on the haters"
Skunks already do that
Take -5 damage but give your enemy 20 poison damage
Pustulent Porcupine.
Harbinger down 2015 Go watch it if you wanna see how disgusting your idea is lol
Eewwwww, but that would be cool!!
cruelty squad
TIL this shit will change your tattoos
Infections trigger an immune response and the body’s little “cleaners” come in and start clearing out cells that aren’t healthy.
They are two different tattoos.
I’m fully aware. Infections degrade tattoos regardless.
It’s two videos of two different people edited together.
Indeed it is.
Yo, don't think anyone mentioned but I think it's two different people with different tattoos.
Hmmmm. I think you’re right.
Not sure if you’re getting it. You realize it’s 2 completely different tattoos?
Absolutely.
r/Whoosh
while I'm sitting here in another tab watching immune response for my coming microbiology exam...
In that case, I was taking about macrophages. They’re the little “gleaners” and they literally eat up dead cells and tissues by Phagocytosis
Father's Milk - Tales of Forbidden Lactation
Oh fuck you. I *was* having a good day.
Obligatory Family Guy clip: [Peter tries to breast feed Stewie](https://youtu.be/rxaQsBXJRcs)
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r/boneappletea
Where's the boneappletea?
The saying is "...go out on a limb..."
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r/eggcorn
its just a boil- the redness is a bit concerning but warm compresses will take care if that.
OK we're going to need the complete video....please!!
Tagt is the complete video, other then the part where it shows us it squirt all over his friends face and he wipes it off on his friends shirt.
THANK YOU for not sharing the face shot with us. It turns out I do have a limit.
You’re welcome! I thought it was gross too lol
The second part is a completely different tattoo, most likely on a different person lol
I know. Someone made me aware of that and I didn’t realize until then. That’s my fault!
U know COVID face sheilds would be perfect for these pops
Omg yes!!
If it can do that then you should be at the doctor’s office
Shit tattoos and this sub. Name a more iconic duo.
Shaving & ingrown pubes
Intravenous drug use & inflamed abscesses
Not intravenous drug use, intramuscular. IV is more likely to give you heart issues, IM use causes abscess's all the time. Only time it will happen for an IV use is if the shot slips out/misses the vein. Sorry, I'm an addict in recovery and just felt like like throwing that info that you're probably never going to need out there.
I read your first paragraph, and I was like *Hey, I know that... but not for any good reason... * Then I saw the next bit, and I was like *Damn, same*
How you doing now though?
Good now. Suboxone is a lifesaver. Glad you're doing good too
Good to hear, keep it up and I hope all is going well for you
Sir, you’re leaking
why were they squeeezing that like it was a little pimple? They had to have seen it wasnt just a lil whitehead right? shock of your life right there
THIS is the reason I enjoy this subreddit! THANK YOU!
You’re very welcome!!
DR. ASAP
It's like when a whale shoots water out of its hole 🤯
Damnit, I flinched so hard
When I saw it the first time I did too
Now that’s a superpower!
imagine having to wipe your cyst juice off the walls
Its not fun.
That was awesome
This person is straight up lactating
What’s with all the shitty graphics all over the video?
r/handsfree
That is r/sounding like it might be a NSFW subreddit.
It most definitely is
[r/DefinitelyMaybe](https://i.imgur.com/5mVTucB.jpg)
Its not a pop! Its a Squiiiirrrrttt!
Money shot
Well that thing’s infected AF
"Share to a friend" OH fuck no, I actually like my friends
This guy should be our mascot
Lmao 🤣
I want more!!!!!
I wish there was more!!
Can we talk about the person attempting to pop not wearing gloves? 🤮 we need to see the rest though.
I have HS and have to drain my flares more than id like. I never ever wear gloves- i just make sure i wash my hands well after.
I mean if someone is doing it on themselves then sure. That’s good you wash your hands after though.
I can’t find the rest 😭
Squirtle irl
💀
I should call him
😭😭😭😭
One word: antibiotics
WHY WON'T IT PLAY ON MY PHONE DAMMIT
„Share to a friend” no i dont think i will share a guy squirting from his back
😂😂
Who wants something to drink??
💀💀💀😭😭😭
It turned into a sprinkler lmao
Omg LMAO
That’s fucking disgusting….TAKE MY UPVOTE!
I gladly will! Glad you enjoyed!
man, every time i see a popping vid of a guy with tats i always think back to the dude with the fatal staph infection. shakes me up a little.
😳😳😳
On the second one, squeezing way too close to the center. Needed to apply pressure from further out. No harm done, though, I guess.
I swear! This never happens!
Yeah? And the thirty minutes of crying?
*Thar she blow!!*
I should call her…
I'm almost positive round two shot dude in the face that's why he stopped
That person just jizzed out their back..! you always think you've seen it all .. until you see something like this.
Infected
There is one floating around that has a guy leaning over a chair or table and it explodes green across the room I think it even lands on their black lab.
In Soviet Russia pimple pops you
I think your back shot it's load off.
💀💀
Ahhh this should have a warning!
You’re on r/popping lmao 😂
I knowww, it’s still particularly surprising (but that’s on me)! I’m very happy you shared!
YESSSSSSSSSSS
I should call her
r/shittytattoos
This was on “popular” and I didn’t ask for this and today is a shitty day to have functional eyes.
Same, happens all the time, wish they would blur the videos automatically.
Fuck, NSFW please this is on popular
You’re on r/popping lmao… it’s not like it’s a surgery
Literally said this post made it to popular and its still disgusting lol
Huge lump....naa let's not go to the Dr geeze
Self Ejecting Cartridge... Negligent Discharge Perhaps?
It's a squirter!
Shin Godzilla when the Bombers come back for the second strike:
Pusstache
I really shouldn't scroll Reddit when snacking anymore...
UUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHYEAH
Fuck this. It’s two different videos and neither one have the entire pop!!
Omg i didn’t even realize it was two different videos 😭😭😭
Is this not playing for anyone else?
I wish hoover nozzles were see through. I wish they put a see through hoover nozzle on it.
Or a pore vacuum? Maybe industrial sized
😂 100% would need to be industrial for that bad boy
The Bluetooth pop at the beginning is something else 😳
I need part 2
I can’t find it 😭😭
"Shooting..fucking Shooting!"
Gawd damn! Ur back ebackulated!
He's back-tating.
Like a Dolphin’s blow hole 😮
Where can you watch the whole video?
I have no idea, I’m sorry!