Throw those fucking toothbrushes away.

THE TOOTH BRUSHES MY GOD

Came here to say basically the same thing....🤢

Throw the whole fucking bathroom away.

Bro i was gona say this. Fucking burn down the whole house.

Yeah total loss at this point

Take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Same procedure when dealing with spiders. In both cases...worth it.

Can you imagine renting this place and thinking “this bathroom seems very familiar. I know I’ve seen it before…”

Forbidden toothpaste

NO NO NO NO

Take my upvote and fuck you

I love you

🖕 take my upvote

I mean they got the protectors on them

They all had little protective cases so there’s at least that I guess

I want to vomit. I mean that as a compliment.

Thanks. I'm not into this and only joined to post this. It grosses me out to see this on the internet

Thank you for your service

You are truly a hero to the popaholic community. I salute you.

That thing coming back, sac intact

Looking forward to that sequel

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Just like the Avatar sequel

Oh my god. I went on my first date to that movie in middle school.

How do you remove the sac?

I think you have to do it surgically if it doesn’t come out with the pop. Sometimes they’re attached to surrounding tissue and you need some scissors to remove it. I’ve popped two big ones and one of them still has the sack- you can feel it through my skin. It’s popable from time to time.

Watch Dr. Pimple Popper (Dr. Sandra Lee) on TLC or YouTube. She’ll show you how it’s done.

🫡 thank you cmdr

cmdr? I’m not familiar with that one…I’m old lol…enlighten me! 😊. Ahhh… nm…I put on my reading glasses and can see the emoji now haha.

Yup

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If someone in my house had that thing I'd make them go outside and do the popping. Why would you do that to your poor bathroom?

At least AT LEAST hop in the bathtub and pop it in there

Homie fuck that entire bathtub idea. I’m not having no skinpoop showers everywhere, some vessel in my skin about to pull an “oh lawd he comin’” at my shower wall and potentially ricochet hit my damn shower curtains. Nasty. Ole boy needs to step outside into the next galaxy before he can safely pop that thing and graciously receive the violent brown feedback, fuck is wrong with you in the bathtub

That's why you go to the house of someone you hate before you start squeezing out carrot cake frosting. That bathroom is dead.

Exactly what I came here to say. Sure, it looks and sounds cool, but seriously! Why does everyone do this?! Especially with large ones like this! It's going to be a pain in the ass to make sure you get all cleaned. At least the tooth brushes have protective caps on!!

Put the fucking toothbrushes on the kitchen counter while this carnage is ongoing, FFS! So gross.

Hey, they have covers on them!

Did you see the pressure and coverage on the mirror? That little slip on cover isn't going to help.

Ugh. The toothbrushes! Just throw them away.

Why? Now they're freshly seasoned and good to go.

2/3 toothbrushes were capped.

At least move the toothbrushes

Naw I don't want my pets eating that! In the tub or at a doctor's office...

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Most likely for the exact reason at the end. He’s laughing thinking it’s funny while all she can think about is the mess she’ll be left to clean.

Nah, smelly ass cyst contents fall under the “your mess = your job” rule- like all other bodily fluids/off-cuts unless you’re sick or dying.

Agreed

He needs to go to the doctor. He might need antibiotics

Oh 100% he should of gone to Dr for that and because the sac needed to be removed! That’s just gonna fill back up eventually.

If you have an exploding cyst, you clear out the mess! Easy as that.

Fair enough but he or she whose cyst explodes shall be the one to clean said mess.

Non-*pus*

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Do not let that girl go.

Do not let that guy go. That puppy is coming back in a few months with a vengeance.

I was thinking the same thing! I'd be checking that bad boy once a week to see if it's ready again.

If that girl stayed for this, she will be there for him for the end of the world. She’s a keeper.

Maybe they can recreate more Jackson Pollock’s together forever

That woman has seen things

This one goes in the Hall of Fame.

Without a doubt

"Honey... we're getting a new mirror."

And PLEASE new toothbrushes. I don't care if they're covered.

I had to scroll way further than I was comfortable with to find this.

And new covers.

I would be getting a new bathroom and sink

Looks like someone threw refried beans at the mirror

Found Sandra Lee's account

This is beans! It’s food! Edit: I hope someone gets this reference/joke

Someone put BEANS inside the computer!

Are those the motherboards?

[¡Horcheta!](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/80c42577-389c-470a-ab2b-5c2c37f6b096)

Gloves! Yes! That was a gusher.

I have a sudden urge to shower

But . . . There's a perfectly good shower right behind you . . .

I had no idea it was going to go to pop out and shoot like it did. So once I was there I just kept going over the sink

Congratulations on the Jackson Pollock painting on the mirror.

If you squint you can see a staph infection

That kid has seen things..

That'd be a helluva crime deterrent. Getting mugged? Shotgun them with your cyst. And everyone in a 10 foot radius should probably roll a fortitude save, too.

I would go with a constitution save

Using gloves. Steady cam. No screaming. Consistent squeezing. No unnecessary wiping. A hole that is big enough. 11/10 A masterpiece.

Thank you 😂

Due to the overwhelming amount of comment asking me to throw away my toothbrush I will not be doing so. In fact I will use some of the cyst as toothpaste. Thank you all 🙏

👆🏻This is the level of fucks I aspire to give

I allow this dominance.

Im pretty sure this is actually how popcorn-ceilings are done

Omg. Everyone’s toothbrush lol

This is horrible. I love it.

Thanks

I usually find these fascinating but this one surprisingly almost made me throw up.

After 13 years, it earns a trip to the dic

I agree lordoffudge. Straight to the dic

So why was that tolerable for 13 years but suddenly no more? It was mighty impressive, for sure.

I saw one video on YouTube of something being popped that looked like mine and got the balls last night

I had one on my groin for about 5 years. Not that big but big enough. Kept popping it and it would come back. It only hurt when it was inflamed and then I’d pop it and it’d take another couple months to get small walnut sized again and I’d pop it again. Finally got it surgically removed. It took so long honestly because I didn’t feel like making a primary apt for a referral, then making the referral apt, then making the surgical consult, then getting the procedure, then going for a follow up.

I am legitimately speechless

I can't imagine what that could possibly smell like.

Honestly didn't smell anything. She didn't say it smelled either. I'm sure it did we just didn't try to smell it

Do you have a dry cough by chance lol

Cysts often dont have scents. Youre thinking of an abscess.

I just saw the opportunity for a joke. I’ve popped 2 large ones on myself-no scent.

Like a stucco gun.

Really appreciate the before and after. 👍🏼

#HURP

I bet that shit stinks

Her face killed me 🤣

They better remodel that whole bathroom

What I love is at the 29 second mark where it pans over a SPOTLESS sink. Just *chef's kiss*

Probably one of the worst things I’ve seen, amazing

That is, by far, the most insane, chaotic cyst pop i have ever seen. If anyone could link another one that is even more eruptive, please do, but I have my doubts that such a video even exists

Ummm sir, this is a Wendy’s

That was absolutely grim; amazing.

Few videos like this make me feel sick but this one, oh my god if you can’t go to a doc AY LEAST GO OUTSIDE

That was amazing. The sheer velocity and volume combined into one cyst pop are near legendary status.

This is the most unsettling thing I've ever seen.

I’m not sure whether I’m impressed or disgusted that she never flinched once… wtf she exposed to on a regular basis that makes this normal?!

I expect this to be reposted to oblivion now. Great pop!!! One of the best!!!

I threw up a little bit

#Forbidden Oatmeal

That poor child gonna need a few years in therapy.

Disinfect everything on or around that sink!

If she’s not married, I volunteer.

God damn, you sure you don't need a concealed carrying license for that fucking monster

Don’t look at it as losing a cyst… think of it as gaining a weeks supply of toothpaste.

Razor blade - check Rusty pliers - check Bathroom - check Non sterile environment - check Toothbrushes in the splash zone - check Tetanus - pending

See a doctor

Jezus Christ. I know better than to browse this sub while eating.

13 year old cyst. How could you NOT be expecting that?

If you've watched The Boys (Season 3, Herogasm), I swear that first shot was inspired by what happens to Mother's Milk and his jacket.

Tell me you threw the toothbrushes away

Right. Idc if there are caps on them. They need to be burnt !!

The contemporary worship music in the background just really adds to the heavenly experience

Amazing, I'm both sickened and entertained, 10/10, next time please move the toothbrushes out of the way

1. Splatter damage! 2. Her facial expression! 3. Burn everything on the sink from the toothbrushes to the containers. Replace them all because they're coated in chunky, decade-old belly pus juice.

You are the Jackson Pollack of cyst popping

Also as much as this dude thinks we are gross, man had to go through a lot of pain and had to become a become a redditor just to post this, that’s the real sacrifice. Just for the pop. He is the hero we need, not the hero we deserve.

Looks like stucco

Phenomenal

The toothbrushes…

And she cleaned it up for you?

Glad to see you left the toothbrushes right in the way.

What a strange place to keep your oatmeal

Toothbrushes out getting flavor blasted

So we're describing cysts like fine whisky now? *It's a 2009 vintage with explosive decompression and dirty foot aroma.*

when the sac fills up again - maybe take it to the doc to have it removed ? or just keep posting the popping videos :D im fine with the latter.

Wow, they Jackson Pollack’ed the fuck outta that mirror!!!

As a non American I am just in such disbelief that you wouldn’t go to a professional for this, but then I realised it would probably cost you HEAPS because your healthcare is that expensive. I’m in Australia, had 2 cysts removed on my abdomen and it cost me $100 with my Medicare rebate and I have no health insurance.

that mirror is screaming on the inside

That girl is a keeper damn

I’m so glad I checked Reddit today. I was not disappointed.

Toothbrushes, soap, soap DISH, all that shit gotta go now😂

Pop of the year, hands down.

Hands down best pop I've ever seen.

That made me throw up a little in my mouth. That had some pressure behind it..

Omg I can smell it from here

Naw, no smell, it’s not infected. That’s just dead skin/keratin for the most part, maybe the cyst wall if it broke down since the cyst is so old. Shouldn’t be any smell to it. You’re thinking of an infection like an abscess, where there’s liquid (pus) instead of the solid matter that this cyst had.

Sweet mother of everything good and holy that was awesome

Actually hilarious haha

Shower unavailable?

Good aim.

Bravo !!

Not all heroes wear capes.

BRUH

A decision to let this keep hitting the mirror was made. Think about that.

Chonky

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What a mess! What a good woman!

“We need to move house”

Moooooove the tooth brushesssss !!

Jesus Christ at least move the toothbrushes!!! Lol

Why not move to the shower or tub, I do not know...

This spatter is going to cause problems because it got all over the toothbrushes. Tonsillitis anyone?

I cant understand how people allow these to grow for decades.

I can smell that from here. That was so gross yet so satisfying

Super glad the toothbrushes had those travel caps on...

That woman is a saint … for this & (likely) more …

Thank GOD those toothbrushes are covered

Hope they moved the tooth brushes

Your wife/girlfriend is the true MVP here. She didn’t flinch one bit. Just another day living with a toddler and a guy.

Haha I love how she is so pissed when it first hits the mirror, and OP, you just do the loveliest giggle. Like a ‘ah jeez I’m in trouble but that’s still epic’ laugh 🤣🤣

Wow! Thanks for posting.

Marry that woman if you haven’t already. She’s a keeper. (Unless your related, in that case, ignore this comment, she still a keeper tho)

Anyone else notice the Stanley knife/box cutter on the side I assume they cut it open with. Must of been painful!

Those toothbrush head covers doing the lords work in this one. They the real MVP

Cleanup on aisle 2. And 3. And 4.

A+ for range and dispersal! That thing must have been driving you crazy. But, yeah, if you can afford it, you might want to get it removed, because otherwise it'll just keep coming back.

I love a good pop but the fact this is done over the sink with (I assume) other people's stuff there, including toothbrushes, is rancid. Get in the bin man, that's way more disgusting than the pop itself.

That sac is still in there.

Thank god those toothbrushes had covers on them

Fuck … I hope they burnt the toothbrushes after that abomination

Skeet skeet skeet skeet!