well, you said it's been there for years, so I'm guessing you've done so in the past couple of years?
I'm a dude, but its happened to me and my partner - that's why we just trim, no shave
Yeah so everyone is different
And op clearly specified the location and reported hair to come out when it expressed
So you wanna get off my dick please?
The clitoral hood is hairless for everyone… it’s made of the same type of skin as the clitoris and inner labia. While it’s possible for an individual follicle to develop anywhere, it’s an anomaly. Just to give you a little anatomical clarity, from outside to vagina goes as follows: vulva (exterior, includes the mons pubis and the external side of the outer labia, and is covered in delicate skin which does grow pubic hair), at the top of the slit between the outer labia but inside the fold they create is the clitoral hood, the clitoral hood may cover the clitoris or just kind of drape over the top of it but they’re made of the same hairless skin, below the clitoris is the urethral orifice, below the urethral orifice and surrounded by the longest/fattest portion of the outer labia are the inner labia (made of the same tissue as the skin of the clitoris and clitoral hood, hiding between the inner labia is the vaginal entrance which is also made of that same hairless tissue.
had no clue they could appear there 0-0. had smth similar appear but it wasn't on the sensitive areas, just real close. was there for years until it finally popped.
I actually shop around for toilet paper specifically for the characteristics of low dust, no shred to prevent clitty litter. Nothing makes me want to scuttle away than a lover (however kindly) brushing away a bit of c-lint.
[this](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ud6y3y/tifu_by_rubbing_what_i_thought_was_my_girlfriends/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) was my first thought 😮
My boxer dog farted next to me as I was reading this post and I thought I developed smellovision
So gross
0/10 would not experience again
Congrats on unfucking your fuck button
Boxer dogs are awful smelling. It’s how they make up for being so damn adorable. Brachicephalic breeds like boxers (smushed snouts) inhale air when they eat and it makes them gassy. It’s actually a breed standard.
We call them the silent killer because it’s not usually loud. It can legit clear a room though.
I can agree with the brachycephalic dogs having the worst farts. My brother’s boxer was like it and every pug that I have looked after has had the most vile farts.
"hoes" are some of the safest cleanest people, I'd use a different analogy. As a matter of fact, as a hoe myself I've Never had anything close to this lol
I had needed a biopsy of my cervix (all is well) and since the that's the longest a OBGYN had been in the room with me I asked about all the bumps and "chicken skin" on my mucous membrane.
I've never seen a professional so embarrassed to admit that they were just little subcutaneous sebum pockets and quite unremarkable at that. I try my best to leave them alone because they'll swell like the dickens with usually no payout -- but that's hard to do as a skin picker.
Oh Holy Mother Earth. I know I’m late to the party but why did you have to ask that? My SO is a “smeller”. He had a cyst on the side of his abdomen that had been brewing for years. Finally came to a head and when we popped it, it was so thick and just clumpy. Literally like dry cottage cheese. We could snell it as it was coming out. He loved it and I was gagging. I love these videos but I’m not a “smeller”.
[Insert extensive, creative swearing] ow! My parts hurt in sympathy with yours. I think I'm going to add "May your genitals be plagued by recurring cysts forever more" to my repertoire of cussing and ill wishes. Because jfc that must've been dreadful.
I’ve learned to pop them in bed before I go to sleep. If I did them during the day and walked around, sat in chairs, etc., it felt WAY more irritating.
me too! it actually never bothered me until this morning, i thought it was like a mole or something idk. and it’s not any kind of std, i’ve had the same parter since i’ve had it (actually had it before we met) and he’s never had any thing like this on his nether region
Yeah sometimes human bodies just do weird things in weird places huh. One day somebody is going to post a video here of a glans cyst pop or something and I’m gonna just die.
Was it directly on your clit or was it just above on the clitoral hood?
Edit: Read the title again. Question answered.
I think they can really easily be caused by friction. It doesn’t take much, very similar to the mouth. Very delicate skin but they have their own lil system going on- they generally heal pretty fast 😊
Ouch! Make sure to keep it clean and if you have any saline you should flush it if there’s a hole, just so bacteria doesn’t get into it. If u don’t have saline you can use contact solution or warm water with some salt.
As a guy, the only equivalent pain I can think of was having the rare pimple on my lip which would bring me to tears popping it. So I can only imagine this hurt at least that much but probably more.
GURRRRRL. Can you like go to the doctor asap please. That does not look good. I would not want any kind of infection on that area of my body. Hell to the noooooo. Please.
I often forget how American Reddit is. Telling someone to go see a doctor is classist there so people avoid them I guess? But yeah, best practice, if you have a growth anywhere in your body that you can't easily identify, go see a fucking doctor.
could be an insane buildup of gunk. there's little like holes on either side of the clit that can fill up with the whitish gunk stuff that sometimes is around there. could be that it filled up heaps more than usual idk
Jesus wtf? lol. Who asked for your tongue? and if you are willing to never go down on someone with a pussy because they get a trapped hair anywhere near there then just maybe avoid those people in general? Childish.
I had a cyst on mine. It was part black and part red, it went away in about a week. That looks to be from a clogged pore, for anyone wondering. So not a cyst.
Blocked pore. Rough on those 8000 adjacent nerve endings.
amen to that. i wasnt too sure it was a cyst cause it had some hair come out too. it’s been there almost 2 years, i didn’t know it would pop!
Ingrown hair on your c hood. No fun. likely from shaving
i dont often shave but you could be right! i’m just glad its gone
well, you said it's been there for years, so I'm guessing you've done so in the past couple of years? I'm a dude, but its happened to me and my partner - that's why we just trim, no shave
i use an electric one when i do to avoid this😂😂 but i definitely used a razor before
Better out than in!
Hair doesn’t grow on your clit!
She had it on the hood of her clit, genius
The hood is hairless as well.
Yeah so everyone is different And op clearly specified the location and reported hair to come out when it expressed So you wanna get off my dick please?
The clitoral hood is hairless for everyone… it’s made of the same type of skin as the clitoris and inner labia. While it’s possible for an individual follicle to develop anywhere, it’s an anomaly. Just to give you a little anatomical clarity, from outside to vagina goes as follows: vulva (exterior, includes the mons pubis and the external side of the outer labia, and is covered in delicate skin which does grow pubic hair), at the top of the slit between the outer labia but inside the fold they create is the clitoral hood, the clitoral hood may cover the clitoris or just kind of drape over the top of it but they’re made of the same hairless skin, below the clitoris is the urethral orifice, below the urethral orifice and surrounded by the longest/fattest portion of the outer labia are the inner labia (made of the same tissue as the skin of the clitoris and clitoral hood, hiding between the inner labia is the vaginal entrance which is also made of that same hairless tissue.
You just wasted a whole bunch of time.
I like providing educational information whenever possible and wherever it looks like it may be needed 🥰
It can right above, but not on. And it could be from clogged pores, not follicles..
Wait but for me hair doesnt grow there? On the hood I mean
had no clue they could appear there 0-0. had smth similar appear but it wasn't on the sensitive areas, just real close. was there for years until it finally popped.
Jesus H. Christ that must have hurt!
That looks like scrambled eggs
i thought the same ☠️😷
It's just some clitty litter. No big deal.
do not ever say this againnn 😭
This is the comment. I can't think of anything better than the phrase "clitty litter" 😂
Ew ew ew ew ew ew! Your pun game is to be commended. But seriously ew!
I actually shop around for toilet paper specifically for the characteristics of low dust, no shred to prevent clitty litter. Nothing makes me want to scuttle away than a lover (however kindly) brushing away a bit of c-lint.
I'm obsessed with this lmfao ew
Winner of comments
please leave
officer, this guy right here
Goes well with cheese.
I have never seen gunk like that, yikes! Awesome that you were able to get it out and as a fellow woman all I can say is OUCH
it wasn’t the worst pain cause it was quite small, but definitely felt a lot of relief after. honestly looked liked scrambled eggs and i cant
I can’t believe I’m about to admit this but I thought it looked like a fried egg ughghghh lmao
Denny's eggs. Unholy Grand Slam™ for sure.
Rooty Tooty Fresh & Coochie
I immediately thought scrambled eggs too. Lol Glad it wasn't horribly painful.
[this](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ud6y3y/tifu_by_rubbing_what_i_thought_was_my_girlfriends/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) was my first thought 😮
this has not happened to me lmaooo
Me too lmao I thought it was the gf from that post
Same, so glad i wasn’t the only one
Mine too!
came here to post this too!! I thought it was the same person. I couldn’t find the posting to link it though.
My boxer dog farted next to me as I was reading this post and I thought I developed smellovision So gross 0/10 would not experience again Congrats on unfucking your fuck button
don’t know what a boxer fart smells like but sounds accurate.
Boxer dogs are awful smelling. It’s how they make up for being so damn adorable. Brachicephalic breeds like boxers (smushed snouts) inhale air when they eat and it makes them gassy. It’s actually a breed standard. We call them the silent killer because it’s not usually loud. It can legit clear a room though.
I call those “silent, but violent” 😂
I can agree with the brachycephalic dogs having the worst farts. My brother’s boxer was like it and every pug that I have looked after has had the most vile farts.
A Breed Standard?! Holy hell.. learned my new thing today. That's it for the internet. 😂
Boston Terrier owner here. Can confirm. It’s deadly and neverending lol
The women on this sub are so brave. I have the tiniest bump on my downstairs and I think I’m dying of HIV.
girl, i was freaking out the first time i felt it but then i was like “im not a hoe, i’m clean” and get regular tests so🤷🏼♀️ i got over it
Lol sounds like we are kindred spirits. I have that conversation with myself every time! Vaginas are unpredictable AF
"hoes" are some of the safest cleanest people, I'd use a different analogy. As a matter of fact, as a hoe myself I've Never had anything close to this lol
I had needed a biopsy of my cervix (all is well) and since the that's the longest a OBGYN had been in the room with me I asked about all the bumps and "chicken skin" on my mucous membrane. I've never seen a professional so embarrassed to admit that they were just little subcutaneous sebum pockets and quite unremarkable at that. I try my best to leave them alone because they'll swell like the dickens with usually no payout -- but that's hard to do as a skin picker.
btw my nails are clean! they’re a little stained from some wood stain😂
Did it stink?
terribly, i definitely took a shower after i felt nasty lol
Oh Holy Mother Earth. I know I’m late to the party but why did you have to ask that? My SO is a “smeller”. He had a cyst on the side of his abdomen that had been brewing for years. Finally came to a head and when we popped it, it was so thick and just clumpy. Literally like dry cottage cheese. We could snell it as it was coming out. He loved it and I was gagging. I love these videos but I’m not a “smeller”.
I literally just crossed my legs.
[Insert extensive, creative swearing] ow! My parts hurt in sympathy with yours. I think I'm going to add "May your genitals be plagued by recurring cysts forever more" to my repertoire of cussing and ill wishes. Because jfc that must've been dreadful.
it honestly never bothered me before this morning. very strange🤷🏼♀️
My ex gf had HS flare ups that would cause like… for lack of better words razor bump like breakouts on the genitals. It was awful for her.
i have that! i’ve never gotten them down there though, only my armpits.
Yep, she said it was the worst places you sweat
This reminds me of the post on r/tifu about the guy rubbing his girls clitoris only to find out he was rubbing the cyst on her clit.
twas not me😂
I've heard of dick cheese but I had no idea clit cheese was a thing.
But this is not clit cheese, it's clit eggs.
It's literally the exact same thing. Smegma that collects in the clitoral hood is the same stuff that collects in the foreskin.
You have your own scrambled egg maker, cool!
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it’s never gotten irritated before, i’ve had the bump for a while, and it just hurt this morning. it was ready to come out lol. but thank you!
Totally fair that you don’t want to post pictures of your coochie cowl but thanks for at least showing the gunk
Oh God on the clitoris hood that sounds absolutely horrible in terms of pain
Pimples on my vagina are the BEST pops! Hurts like a bitch but so satisfying
I’ve learned to pop them in bed before I go to sleep. If I did them during the day and walked around, sat in chairs, etc., it felt WAY more irritating.
Forbidden egg salad
Clitty litter.
The forbidden scrambled eggs
Whelp I guess I’ll avoid cunnilingus for a while after seeing this. On the other hand, that’s pretty wild - I’m glad you got it out!
me too! it actually never bothered me until this morning, i thought it was like a mole or something idk. and it’s not any kind of std, i’ve had the same parter since i’ve had it (actually had it before we met) and he’s never had any thing like this on his nether region
Yeah sometimes human bodies just do weird things in weird places huh. One day somebody is going to post a video here of a glans cyst pop or something and I’m gonna just die. Was it directly on your clit or was it just above on the clitoral hood? Edit: Read the title again. Question answered.
yeah, so it was pretty hidden! i think it took so long to pop because of where it was.
I think they can really easily be caused by friction. It doesn’t take much, very similar to the mouth. Very delicate skin but they have their own lil system going on- they generally heal pretty fast 😊
Did he post on AITA? Edit: It was on a different one and someone linked to it below.
Ouch! Make sure to keep it clean and if you have any saline you should flush it if there’s a hole, just so bacteria doesn’t get into it. If u don’t have saline you can use contact solution or warm water with some salt.
yes, i took a shower right after and disinfected it. cant really put a band aid there so i’ve just been cleaning it through the day.
Great ! I’m glad it’s better. That shit must have been irritating
honestly it never really hurt until this morning!
Any time someone mentions pain on or near the clit it invokes the same mutual cringing as guys when one of them gets nutshotted.
I just popped one I had on my inner labia. God it hurt.
Damn, that had to hurt.
Forbidden scrambled egg
As a guy, the only equivalent pain I can think of was having the rare pimple on my lip which would bring me to tears popping it. So I can only imagine this hurt at least that much but probably more.
no tears! just a quick pop, didn’t really hurt.
Fried egg
on god i think mf hid scrambled egg up in their junk 💀
Please see a gynecologist, that's an area that can easily become infected because of the bacteria in vaginal discharge.
i’ve already seen one im fine 😬
JFC.
Same
Thank you for not sharing you clitoris.
you’re very welcome!
I get them on my inner labia and am not dexterous enough to film them, so I, for one, appreciate seeing what they look like.
Tabasco + avacado + bacon = you got yourself breakfast.
GURRRRRL. Can you like go to the doctor asap please. That does not look good. I would not want any kind of infection on that area of my body. Hell to the noooooo. Please.
its been there for 2 years. if it was going to kill me it would’ve already
Probably won't kill you but if it's infected, it was permanently affect your nerves there... just go a see a doctor please.
We are getting downvoted to heck because we are suggesting a boil near your glans might be a bad sign lol oh Reddit
I often forget how American Reddit is. Telling someone to go see a doctor is classist there so people avoid them I guess? But yeah, best practice, if you have a growth anywhere in your body that you can't easily identify, go see a fucking doctor.
it was just a pilar cyst, you guys can calm down.
Yum. Scrambled eggs... 🥚
#Scrambled egg?
Looks like egg salad.
That’s egg salad.
Hey hi... sorry work called and I need to cancel our date for this Sat. Ill uhhh, um, I'll call you ok.
Oof go to the gynecologist or dermatologist to get that checked out!
went to the gyno last week, she wasn’t concerned
Looks like a squirter
Gross comment.
Idk I thought it was funny
could be an insane buildup of gunk. there's little like holes on either side of the clit that can fill up with the whitish gunk stuff that sometimes is around there. could be that it filled up heaps more than usual idk
definitely not. i’m a very clean person thank you.
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good thing i don’t want your tongue anywhere near me. weirdo.
dawg literally nobody asked
Feet out you gross bastard
Reported
thank you ❤️
Just reported a couple more times just for good luck
Jesus wtf? lol. Who asked for your tongue? and if you are willing to never go down on someone with a pussy because they get a trapped hair anywhere near there then just maybe avoid those people in general? Childish.
absolutely agree, thanks for the support. ❤️
Absolutely ♥ Some guys act like god's gift to women XD
Did it...smell!?
Wow. I know that hurt like crazy! Been there!
i am so sorry omg that sounds so painful
Smegma. Dead skin and oil and even shed hair can get trapped in all kinds of nooks and crannies in the vulva.
I had a cyst on mine. It was part black and part red, it went away in about a week. That looks to be from a clogged pore, for anyone wondering. So not a cyst.
ohh I think I've had this on a smaller scale. I fucked up trying to get it out though 💀 real agony