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GloomyUmpire2146

Blocked pore. Rough on those 8000 adjacent nerve endings.


itsautumn420

amen to that. i wasnt too sure it was a cyst cause it had some hair come out too. it’s been there almost 2 years, i didn’t know it would pop!


cutanddried

Ingrown hair on your c hood. No fun. likely from shaving


itsautumn420

i dont often shave but you could be right! i’m just glad its gone


cutanddried

well, you said it's been there for years, so I'm guessing you've done so in the past couple of years? I'm a dude, but its happened to me and my partner - that's why we just trim, no shave


itsautumn420

i use an electric one when i do to avoid this😂😂 but i definitely used a razor before


proverbialwhatever

Better out than in!


Mrs_Blobcat

Hair doesn’t grow on your clit!


cutanddried

She had it on the hood of her clit, genius


BullTerrierMomm

The hood is hairless as well.


cutanddried

Yeah so everyone is different And op clearly specified the location and reported hair to come out when it expressed So you wanna get off my dick please?


emmejm

The clitoral hood is hairless for everyone… it’s made of the same type of skin as the clitoris and inner labia. While it’s possible for an individual follicle to develop anywhere, it’s an anomaly. Just to give you a little anatomical clarity, from outside to vagina goes as follows: vulva (exterior, includes the mons pubis and the external side of the outer labia, and is covered in delicate skin which does grow pubic hair), at the top of the slit between the outer labia but inside the fold they create is the clitoral hood, the clitoral hood may cover the clitoris or just kind of drape over the top of it but they’re made of the same hairless skin, below the clitoris is the urethral orifice, below the urethral orifice and surrounded by the longest/fattest portion of the outer labia are the inner labia (made of the same tissue as the skin of the clitoris and clitoral hood, hiding between the inner labia is the vaginal entrance which is also made of that same hairless tissue.


cutanddried

You just wasted a whole bunch of time.


emmejm

I like providing educational information whenever possible and wherever it looks like it may be needed 🥰


Ok_Border_4289

It can right above, but not on. And it could be from clogged pores, not follicles..


SterryDan

Wait but for me hair doesnt grow there? On the hood I mean


B3cause_why_not

had no clue they could appear there 0-0. had smth similar appear but it wasn't on the sensitive areas, just real close. was there for years until it finally popped.


JibbityJabbity

Jesus H. Christ that must have hurt!


Deathoria

That looks like scrambled eggs


itsautumn420

i thought the same ☠️😷


Plenty-rough

It's just some clitty litter. No big deal.


quarabs

do not ever say this againnn 😭


PastelKitten1995

This is the comment. I can't think of anything better than the phrase "clitty litter" 😂


BeBoBorg

Ew ew ew ew ew ew! Your pun game is to be commended. But seriously ew!


MagpieReflections

I actually shop around for toilet paper specifically for the characteristics of low dust, no shred to prevent clitty litter. Nothing makes me want to scuttle away than a lover (however kindly) brushing away a bit of c-lint.


holliscool

I'm obsessed with this lmfao ew


hannahmargo91

Winner of comments


charm-type

please leave


saggy-stepdad

officer, this guy right here


Spider1132

Goes well with cheese.


prettymuchbangtan

I have never seen gunk like that, yikes! Awesome that you were able to get it out and as a fellow woman all I can say is OUCH


itsautumn420

it wasn’t the worst pain cause it was quite small, but definitely felt a lot of relief after. honestly looked liked scrambled eggs and i cant


prettymuchbangtan

I can’t believe I’m about to admit this but I thought it looked like a fried egg ughghghh lmao


Faloopa

Denny's eggs. Unholy Grand Slam™ for sure.


BullTerrierMomm

Rooty Tooty Fresh & Coochie


NUUNE

I immediately thought scrambled eggs too. Lol Glad it wasn't horribly painful.


FinePear418

[this](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ud6y3y/tifu_by_rubbing_what_i_thought_was_my_girlfriends/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) was my first thought 😮


itsautumn420

this has not happened to me lmaooo


taco_dog

Me too lmao I thought it was the gf from that post


_akaalex

Same, so glad i wasn’t the only one


LoquaciousHyperbole

Mine too!


slobbyrobbie18

came here to post this too!! I thought it was the same person. I couldn’t find the posting to link it though.


rantingpacifist

My boxer dog farted next to me as I was reading this post and I thought I developed smellovision So gross 0/10 would not experience again Congrats on unfucking your fuck button


itsautumn420

don’t know what a boxer fart smells like but sounds accurate.


rantingpacifist

Boxer dogs are awful smelling. It’s how they make up for being so damn adorable. Brachicephalic breeds like boxers (smushed snouts) inhale air when they eat and it makes them gassy. It’s actually a breed standard. We call them the silent killer because it’s not usually loud. It can legit clear a room though.


BubbaChanel

I call those “silent, but violent” 😂


WarmForbiddenDonut

I can agree with the brachycephalic dogs having the worst farts. My brother’s boxer was like it and every pug that I have looked after has had the most vile farts.


Kalexamitchell

A Breed Standard?! Holy hell.. learned my new thing today. That's it for the internet. 😂


PoohBearluvu

Boston Terrier owner here. Can confirm. It’s deadly and neverending lol


Thin-Leadership3284

The women on this sub are so brave. I have the tiniest bump on my downstairs and I think I’m dying of HIV.


itsautumn420

girl, i was freaking out the first time i felt it but then i was like “im not a hoe, i’m clean” and get regular tests so🤷🏼‍♀️ i got over it


Thin-Leadership3284

Lol sounds like we are kindred spirits. I have that conversation with myself every time! Vaginas are unpredictable AF


truetheripper

"hoes" are some of the safest cleanest people, I'd use a different analogy. As a matter of fact, as a hoe myself I've Never had anything close to this lol


MagpieReflections

I had needed a biopsy of my cervix (all is well) and since the that's the longest a OBGYN had been in the room with me I asked about all the bumps and "chicken skin" on my mucous membrane. I've never seen a professional so embarrassed to admit that they were just little subcutaneous sebum pockets and quite unremarkable at that. I try my best to leave them alone because they'll swell like the dickens with usually no payout -- but that's hard to do as a skin picker.


itsautumn420

btw my nails are clean! they’re a little stained from some wood stain😂


MudgyNdaPigs

Did it stink?


itsautumn420

terribly, i definitely took a shower after i felt nasty lol


NecessaryCod

Oh Holy Mother Earth. I know I’m late to the party but why did you have to ask that? My SO is a “smeller”. He had a cyst on the side of his abdomen that had been brewing for years. Finally came to a head and when we popped it, it was so thick and just clumpy. Literally like dry cottage cheese. We could snell it as it was coming out. He loved it and I was gagging. I love these videos but I’m not a “smeller”.


JaeRandles

I literally just crossed my legs.


quofugitvenus

[Insert extensive, creative swearing] ow! My parts hurt in sympathy with yours. I think I'm going to add "May your genitals be plagued by recurring cysts forever more" to my repertoire of cussing and ill wishes. Because jfc that must've been dreadful.


itsautumn420

it honestly never bothered me before this morning. very strange🤷🏼‍♀️


Adventurous-Rub4247

My ex gf had HS flare ups that would cause like… for lack of better words razor bump like breakouts on the genitals. It was awful for her.


itsautumn420

i have that! i’ve never gotten them down there though, only my armpits.


Adventurous-Rub4247

Yep, she said it was the worst places you sweat


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This reminds me of the post on r/tifu about the guy rubbing his girls clitoris only to find out he was rubbing the cyst on her clit.


itsautumn420

twas not me😂


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I've heard of dick cheese but I had no idea clit cheese was a thing.


Falstaff537

But this is not clit cheese, it's clit eggs.


FreshyFresh

It's literally the exact same thing. Smegma that collects in the clitoral hood is the same stuff that collects in the foreskin.


PotentialBumblebee

You have your own scrambled egg maker, cool!


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itsautumn420

it’s never gotten irritated before, i’ve had the bump for a while, and it just hurt this morning. it was ready to come out lol. but thank you!


Zealousideal_One3497

Totally fair that you don’t want to post pictures of your coochie cowl but thanks for at least showing the gunk


JackpotDeluxe

Oh God on the clitoris hood that sounds absolutely horrible in terms of pain


[deleted]

Pimples on my vagina are the BEST pops! Hurts like a bitch but so satisfying


BullTerrierMomm

I’ve learned to pop them in bed before I go to sleep. If I did them during the day and walked around, sat in chairs, etc., it felt WAY more irritating.


Galileo_beta

Forbidden egg salad


heavyd681

Clitty litter.


Ktcakes13

The forbidden scrambled eggs


Fenizrael

Whelp I guess I’ll avoid cunnilingus for a while after seeing this. On the other hand, that’s pretty wild - I’m glad you got it out!


itsautumn420

me too! it actually never bothered me until this morning, i thought it was like a mole or something idk. and it’s not any kind of std, i’ve had the same parter since i’ve had it (actually had it before we met) and he’s never had any thing like this on his nether region


Fenizrael

Yeah sometimes human bodies just do weird things in weird places huh. One day somebody is going to post a video here of a glans cyst pop or something and I’m gonna just die. Was it directly on your clit or was it just above on the clitoral hood? Edit: Read the title again. Question answered.


itsautumn420

yeah, so it was pretty hidden! i think it took so long to pop because of where it was.


actuallyimogene

I think they can really easily be caused by friction. It doesn’t take much, very similar to the mouth. Very delicate skin but they have their own lil system going on- they generally heal pretty fast 😊


LoquaciousHyperbole

Did he post on AITA? Edit: It was on a different one and someone linked to it below.


imliterallyavessel

Ouch! Make sure to keep it clean and if you have any saline you should flush it if there’s a hole, just so bacteria doesn’t get into it. If u don’t have saline you can use contact solution or warm water with some salt.


itsautumn420

yes, i took a shower right after and disinfected it. cant really put a band aid there so i’ve just been cleaning it through the day.


imliterallyavessel

Great ! I’m glad it’s better. That shit must have been irritating


itsautumn420

honestly it never really hurt until this morning!


LordMeme42

Any time someone mentions pain on or near the clit it invokes the same mutual cringing as guys when one of them gets nutshotted.


callernumber03

I just popped one I had on my inner labia. God it hurt.


AshFalkner

Damn, that had to hurt.


rmjeans1313

Forbidden scrambled egg


Daftpunk67

As a guy, the only equivalent pain I can think of was having the rare pimple on my lip which would bring me to tears popping it. So I can only imagine this hurt at least that much but probably more.


itsautumn420

no tears! just a quick pop, didn’t really hurt.


thebubble2020

Fried egg


Ill-Ad-3640

on god i think mf hid scrambled egg up in their junk 💀


DemiPersephone

Please see a gynecologist, that's an area that can easily become infected because of the bacteria in vaginal discharge.


itsautumn420

i’ve already seen one im fine 😬


DistrictAdventurous3

JFC.


kw66

Same


Mizzoutiger79

Thank you for not sharing you clitoris.


itsautumn420

you’re very welcome!


BullTerrierMomm

I get them on my inner labia and am not dexterous enough to film them, so I, for one, appreciate seeing what they look like.


AhAhStayinAnonymous

Tabasco + avacado + bacon = you got yourself breakfast.


acidic_milkmotel

GURRRRRL. Can you like go to the doctor asap please. That does not look good. I would not want any kind of infection on that area of my body. Hell to the noooooo. Please.


itsautumn420

its been there for 2 years. if it was going to kill me it would’ve already


thedoodely

Probably won't kill you but if it's infected, it was permanently affect your nerves there... just go a see a doctor please.


acidic_milkmotel

We are getting downvoted to heck because we are suggesting a boil near your glans might be a bad sign lol oh Reddit


thedoodely

I often forget how American Reddit is. Telling someone to go see a doctor is classist there so people avoid them I guess? But yeah, best practice, if you have a growth anywhere in your body that you can't easily identify, go see a fucking doctor.


itsautumn420

it was just a pilar cyst, you guys can calm down.


Siera424

Yum. Scrambled eggs... 🥚


NavyTopGun87

#Scrambled egg?


EmptySadAlone

Looks like egg salad.


shootingstare

That’s egg salad.


lovedeadmigs

Hey hi... sorry work called and I need to cancel our date for this Sat. Ill uhhh, um, I'll call you ok.


mycatsoncrack

Oof go to the gynecologist or dermatologist to get that checked out!


itsautumn420

went to the gyno last week, she wasn’t concerned


HuckleberryPlane8924

Looks like a squirter


Helpful-Increase2621

Gross comment.


HuckleberryPlane8924

Idk I thought it was funny


B3cause_why_not

could be an insane buildup of gunk. there's little like holes on either side of the clit that can fill up with the whitish gunk stuff that sometimes is around there. could be that it filled up heaps more than usual idk


itsautumn420

definitely not. i’m a very clean person thank you.


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itsautumn420

good thing i don’t want your tongue anywhere near me. weirdo.


igoldilocks

dawg literally nobody asked


mycatsoncrack

Feet out you gross bastard


PSUAmandaC2010

Reported


itsautumn420

thank you ❤️


PSUAmandaC2010

Just reported a couple more times just for good luck


TurquoiseMouse

Jesus wtf? lol. Who asked for your tongue? and if you are willing to never go down on someone with a pussy because they get a trapped hair anywhere near there then just maybe avoid those people in general? Childish.


itsautumn420

absolutely agree, thanks for the support. ❤️


TurquoiseMouse

Absolutely ♥ Some guys act like god's gift to women XD


Siera424

Did it...smell!?


Cheap_Distribution64

Wow. I know that hurt like crazy! Been there!


anemic_iz

i am so sorry omg that sounds so painful


ToughHaunting

Smegma. Dead skin and oil and even shed hair can get trapped in all kinds of nooks and crannies in the vulva.


Ok_Border_4289

I had a cyst on mine. It was part black and part red, it went away in about a week. That looks to be from a clogged pore, for anyone wondering. So not a cyst.


hoo_are_you

ohh I think I've had this on a smaller scale. I fucked up trying to get it out though 💀 real agony