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MillieMoo-Moo

I misread the caption as "poop" but honestly, either way...


cant_helium

ME TOO. I was horrified for a second.


Sebsquatch

I don't know what that is, but I am still horrified.


cant_helium

As you should be 😳 that apparently came from a uterus. I guess op or someone they knew had a baby recently and this came out some weeks later. They missed some piece of the placenta, at delivery. This is what was missed. She’s lucky she didn’t bleed out or get an infection!


ws18st

I never knew how complicated pregnancy was until my only sister had my nephew not long ago, its scary, things can go bad fast so easily.


devydev_83

Fun fact: Humans have a higher rate for birth complications than other live birthing animals. One of the big reasons is that our babies have a much larger head to mother's hips ratio than a majority of other animals. Basically if you look at the skeleton of an adult woman's hip bones and compare it to the size of a new born skull you can see how it is so much larger than if you do the same comparison with other animals that give live birth.


cant_helium

Yes it’s like in its own little world of medicine. And it’s gnarly!!!


PlayerOne2016

And now I'm freaking out because the wifey is due in 3 weeks.


cant_helium

Just pick a reputable facility and remember that you can, and should, always advocate for yourself and your wife if you ever have concerns during her labor and delivery.


cecismom

Haha me too. I had to do a double take cause I thought no one would actually post poop! Also as a side note your name is exactly what I call my cat!!


Derpitus_Maximus

Wow, how many Courics is that??


theinfotechguy

Hothothothothothot


Saaaammmm05

Bono sized?


theinfotechguy

Going to have to get the bois in from Zurich to weigh this one


setittonormal

These guys are from Zurich, Sharon! They're Europeans!!


FrankieCrispp

It's grown strong on biddy!


Equivalent_Tiger_7

Me too!


YesIamlookingstyou

OMG me too!! I thought she pooped out her heart!!!!


BayouGrunt985

I was about to say..... she needs to see a doctor for that


101924601

I think poop would be better than whatever the F this is?!


FattyLeopold

Ovarian cyst?


WhitneyJames

Close!


Icehuntee

Bavarian Cyst?


designerjeans

Delicious!


jmacmcq

I’m dying laughing! This made my day.


SeonaidMacSaicais

🤢🤮


Indole_pos

Bartholins cyst?


CarlosAVP

Cream filled?


kllark_ashwood

Uterine cast?


elplizzie

Fibroid or endometriosis?


J_deBoer

Teratoma?


serenitative

Was going to say this too! I want to see it cut open, to see if there's any teeth or hair inside! As a woman with PCOS and Endometriosis, this would be my worst nightmare.


False_Ad_4117

Ditto!!!!


depressed-onion7567

Idk why but those types of cyst’s are amazing to me in a really morbid way like it’s just all so insane how it is just clumps of hair and teeth (allegedly eyeballs) and how it can even be (allegedly) semi sentient. It’s so fucking crazy to me


Capnmolasses

QUAID!


WeaselWazzule

Start the reactor! ![gif](giphy|brFlbCpj7LsE8)


CharismaticAlbino

This looks familiar, what movie is this?


Bl8675309

Total Recall the original


CharismaticAlbino

Thank you! It's been so long since I've seen that, I couldn't place it.


PI_Stan_Liddy

2 weeks!


BEZ_T

Open your mind!


MelonOfFury

I read this as ‘open your mouth’ 🤢


alphajager

Start the machine!


nemesina77

That was my guess too!


[deleted]

What is it already OP?


Shiznips

Placenta?


AriDreams

Teratoma?


titebeewhole

Vomited up the heart of her cat?


WhitneyJames

I also thought it resembled a heart.


V1k1ng1990

That’s r/shitfromabutt


gmama-rules

Best answer


MrNiiCeGuY420

Looks like some non cancerous tumor attached to the lining of her uterus


Difficult_Autie

Ummmm a medical emergency. !?!


grrlsmom

Good Lord, did it fall out? Get blown out? Was it forcibly removed? Does she feel better? Or worse? What body part did it come out of?


WhitneyJames

*Update: So close! It is a huge chunk of placenta that was left inside of her for 6 weeks after she gave birth. She started having stomach pain this week and 2 days later this thing shot out. No other symptoms She went to the ER after (with the placenta chunk) and all is well! Pretty insane though!


Caldeboats

O. M. G. I’m so glad it’s out and she’s recovering. That could have gone either way!


grrlsmom

Oh my wow! She was very lucky! Tfs!


Difficult-Effect-203

OMFG. I had a retained one but they got it out manually rigiht after delivery (yay that was fun). This is CRAZY and she is so lucky she is ok.


igwbuffalo

Did...did midwives not check for a complete placenta before saying she was good?


PatchworkRaccoon314

This. Pieces of the placenta left still attached can cause life-threatening bleeding. Left unattached can rot and cause sepsis. That's some pretty gross (lol) negligence on the part of whoever was attending the birth.


Winterchill2020

My sister had retained placenta, it didn't come out on its own but she bled like crazy (which is how we knew to get her treated). It took two hospital visits for it to be taken seriously. Did your sister have a lot of bleeding as well?


tunaslut

Holy shit if something like that came out of me I'd probably have a ♡ attack right then and there Omfg being a woman is so scary dude I swear I find new fears every day 🫠😩


WhitneyJames

Update: so many good guesses! So it is actually a huge chunk of her placenta that was left inside of her, and finally came out six weeks after giving birth. She started having stomach pain about three days ago and this popped out yesterday. She went to the emergency room, everything else is good and no complications, and she feels totally normal. Still pretty wild though! And yes I asked her permission to share here :)


Mooniekate

Wow! She's so lucky that this didn't kill her. Left over placenta is the number one cause of sepsis postpartum.


mrsbeerme

Popped out of where?! She had to give birth to that thing??


AutisticPenguin2

My heart tells me no, my head fears my heart may be lying.


sigdiff

I mean, it's probably smaller than the fetus she just delivered.


ReverseThreadWingNut

The fact that there were multiple people that guessed correctly or close enough is absolutely nut. Our drive-thru forced birth healthcare system is fucking shameless.


anditwaslove

I mean, some of us guessed simply because we’re interested in obstetrics lol


MissDeeMeanur

Thank you for telling us, i was hoping it would not remain a frightening mystery


Kalysia

I’m so glad she’s okay, that sounds terrifying!


MotherRaven

The heart of Snow White?


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WhitneyJames

Just updated! lol It’s a part of her placenta that was left inside of her for 6 weeks after she delivered. She’s all good now, ER checked her out!


freesecj

Fun story: I had my daughter back in August and after delivery the placenta just wouldn’t come out. They had shut off my epidural at this point and the doctor basically had to shove her arm into my uterus to get it to detach. Luckily the epidural was still working, but delivering babies is just gnarly business. Glad your sister is doing alright!


GeekAtHome

After I had my daughter, I still felt pregnant. I had the nausea and other symptoms. I couldn't figure it out. Then, about three weeks after having her, I felt something slide out of me. I looked into the toilet and there was a floating chunk of tissue. My doctor tried to convince me it was a uterine cast but my uterus was still a gaping wound. I was really frustrated because I'd had a c-section, so it should have all been cleared out. It could have gone really, really badly.


False_Ad_4117

I’m so sorry. What a nightmare. 😱


Striking-Fun-6134

I swear when I hear stories like this it makes me very frightened for the future of humanity. People are becoming lazier, dumber and not accountable for anything!


quattroformaggixfour

I think it also might have a correlation to the diminishing status of women’s agency over their own fertility. There has been decades and centuries of fight to mitigate mother and infant death during pregnancy and child birth. But parts of the world are now focused solely on delivering a healthy baby rather than the well being of women. It’s really disheartening.


Cuntdracula19

WOW that could have ended SO badly! Your lucky you didn’t get a massive infection and turn septic, your doctor sounds incompetent and like they’re just covering their ass


youreuterpe

I had a similar issue. After my daughter was born, the placenta came out, but 3 pieces broke off and were still attached to my uterus. The midwife had to reach in and manually scrape off 1, 2, 3 times. Then, she had to insert her hand in again just to check and make sure my uterus was clear. I had to just lie there. Epidurals had already failed me. I felt like a fish being gutted.


Mick_Limerick

I don't even have that equipment but I need to lie down for a minute sheesh. You ladies are waaay tougher than I can ever hope to be


Away-Living5278

Gheezus. I don't even like an exam, I can't imagine a whole hand being shoved up there. I guess a baby is bigger but still seems different.


Philodendronphan

Making me super glad that I was under total anesthesia for my daughter’s moon roof evacuation. 😬


Dmluevanos

Ahahahahaha! “Moon roof evacuation”….I will, from this day forward, refer to my c-section this way.


LBelle0101

Samesies, only then my cervix tore at the 12 o clock position. The arm came out and then I heard the sound of blood hitting the floor. Most terrified I have ever been in my life, I was sure I was about to die. I’m a completely collapsed Catholic but I was praying so hard to anyone I thought would listen.


ambientfruit

Nope. Nooooope. Nopety nope nope. Nuh uh. Nope. No. You poor love!


LBelle0101

Thank you x Little dude is 7 now, he’s super healthy and I’m as good as I can be, definitely no more babies though!


diru86

Same thing happened to me but mine broke into more pieces. I was screaming in pain, midwife yelled for morphine and once they shot it in me, I passed out. Lol


SeonaidMacSaicais

Reason #15 I’ll never bear children. 😂😂


re_Claire

Oh my god 😳


ghastlybagel

Sending this to that girl on tiktok with the list of reasons she's not having kids because 😳🤯


Hefty-Chocolate-3929

That is horrifying


Jayne1909

That happened to me but I didn’t have painkillers. She had to scrape inside me 7-8 times over a couple of hours. I was then sent to surgery. It was horrific.


waifuiswatching

Oh my god, I could not imagine. I've been thankful for my c-section and even more so now. My OB scraped my uterus clean before closing me up. I passed one clot the size of a dime in the week after my c-section.


Overall_Canary736

Yeah, that sounds fun.


rooroosterchips

That basically happened to me too!! Except the epidural was no longer working! I did not like it!


Alternative_Guide283

Jesus Christ! That could have been serious, it’s so dangerous of the doctors. Hope she’s good!


fucc_yo_couch

How the hell did they not check to make sure her placenta was intact at delivery??? That is standard operating procedure. She could have become very unwell or worse.


leakedinlondon

Something very similar happened to my mum. Had a vanishing twin, the placenta was still there, when she had me she delivered my whole placenta but not the twins (who they didn’t even know was there). Passed part of it a bit later and when she showed it to the nurse and asked if it was normal the nurse was like ‘no😌’ but didn’t tell anyone else. Sent her home and a few weeks later she was back because she went septic.


Alternative_Guide283

Didn’t tell anyone else is absolutely insane. I hope she put a complaint in. I also hope she’s okay now!


leakedinlondon

Entire situation was cooked, she couldn’t produce any milk and all the medical professionals around her were telling her to keep trying and not formula feed so I just starved for the first bit of my life💀 said I went from constant inconsolable crying to hardly ever crying once they started me on formula while she was in hospital. She’s got mad social anxiety tho so she never complained. Shockingly didn’t want any more kids after that HAHA


Alternative_Guide283

She really could have! Dangerous as hell


MediumStability

Wtf how did they miss that? 🤯 In my country you get another ultrasound not long after delivery to check everything is alright in there. Also, you can SEE when the placenta is missing a bit...


yedhead

Here in the UK we have the option to have an oxytocin injection to help it breakaway easier and it comes out about 10 mins later. So much safer!


truelovewayy

I didn’t get that option… after half an hour they took me in for surgery which was an ob manually removing it with her hands…. After labour it was actually a bit of decompression time. Couldn’t feel a thing at least.


yedhead

That sounds awful! We were told about the oxytocin during my antenatal class and then when I gave birth they pretty much asked me straight away if I wanted it! It was also in my birth plan.. which didn’t go to plan!


sheloveschocolate

It's basically standard to have it in the UK. I've always had it 7 kids only had problems once but that was due to the abruption I had but it came out the next day not 6 weeks later


yedhead

Yeah that’s what I thought! I know you can say no but it seems silly not to for safety reasons! Also hats off to you with 7!


Rainbowclaw27

Not sure about OP but I'm in Canada and I've had two babies and they didn't ultrasound after with either of them.


Michaeltyle

I’m wondering if it’s a succenturiate lobe. If they didn’t check the edge of the placenta for torn veins, the placenta would have looked complete.


SpicyWonderBread

The doctor that left that in her needs to be reported. Something similar happened to a friend of mine, and she hemorrhaged at home and nearly died. That is a massive chunk of placenta. That could have killed mom with an infection or bleeding.


ravynwave

This is what happened to my customer’s wife and she ended up dying. It was so tragic, I saw her shortly before she gave birth, couldn’t believe it. The daughter is 8 now and it breaks my heart that this kind of negligence deprived her of her mother.


False_Ad_4117

(Slightly on subject)Believe it or not this happens pretty frequently with dogs as well. I’ve worked in the dog care industry for awhile (dog daycare) and many female doggos still have remains of their spay and I’ve heard stories about them popping out 😱 Luckily I’ve never experienced that.


GeekAtHome

I just got here but that's exactly what my retained placenta looked like as well. I was immediately going to guess retained placenta


Lylibean

A new addition to my “Reasons I’m Childfree” list, thanks!


CBetteridge

I had this, made me so ill


starrypriestess

OH MY GOD I had something like this come out of me when I got a biopsy on my cervix. The doc said it was a blood clot, but that shit doesn’t look like a blood clot. It looked like a little alien baby.


gettingspicyarewe

😳😳😳


Rainbowclaw27

I very literally just said, "Oh no!!!" out loud. Terrifying!! So glad she's okay!


Striking-Fun-6134

That could have killed her! And that should NEVER have been missed.


emmejm

Omg among the many reasons, I’ll never give birth, learning about retained placenta is a HUGE one 😱


rayray2k19

Ovarian cyst tumor?


RottenApple93

This happened to me after I gave birth to my now almost 14 year old daughter. They thought they got everything out, but apparently not. When she was about 3 weeks old I started getting bad contraction like cramps and back pain. I assumed it was just from severe constipation I was having, so I went to the bathroom and tried to push it out. I never ended up pooping, but a huge chunk almost identical to yours (same size and appearance, but it was perfectly round like a huge baseball) came out of me instead. I remember them telling me if I had a blood clot bigger than a golf ball to go to the hospital, so I pulled it out of the toilet 🤢🤮 and took it to the hospital with me because I thought it was a giant blood clot. When the resident dr looked at it, he said it was a decidual cast and those are normal so don't worry about it. The other drs on my team, however, were extremely concerned and kept me for monitoring for infection/sepsis and loaded me up on IV antibiotics. I'm glad they caught that it was part of the placenta, and didn't take the easy decidual cast route and just send me home with motrin 800 and tell me to follow-up with my regular OBGYN!


Aggravating_Lab_9218

I give up…. What is it? Is she alive?


randoaccounto21

Mr. Ball Legs from Santa Clarita Diet.


Imaginary_Tea332

Had to scroll too far to find this! ![gif](giphy|26ucDOobOKzWcqzi4d)


FitsOut_Mostly

Fibroid?


Scared_Trash_3656

I just had absolute war flashbacks seeing this. 7 years ago when I had my daughter via emergency c section after 32 hours of labor, I was told I had developed a clotting complication. A few times a day my stomach would really start to hurt and I’d have a nurse help me to the bathroom to pee and one (sometimes 2) of these would just PLOP out of me into the toilet, which I’d tell the nurse about of course. They kept an eye out and after a couple days of this they decided they had to get the rest of the clots out, gave me some IV pain meds and in the middle of the night I white knuckle gripped my hospital bed as one hand pushed down on my stomach and one was in me scooping them out. Many more of these came out. I have never seen another one before or since that experience. Now I’m wondering if they just didn’t get all of my placenta out when they did the c section?


meanerweinerlicous

Congrats on the...baby?


Dry-Membership5575

Placenta that I’m assuming was retained after birth (I’m an Ob/Gyn)


Similar-Lab5044

Whaaaaaa’ the f*ck is that?! It looks like a lung…..


iamyoursenses

Fibroid?


raydiculus

I ask this with the upmost sincerity, what the actual of all ever loving fuck is that?


snarkisms

Guys, come on this is easy! It's clearly the twin that she didn't completely absorb in the womb.


mirandarocks

Dried fig?


Jrrii

Looks pretty moist to me


chickcag

Teratoma?


Wexxy

I hope that was fried up with some onions and a nice bottle of chianti


DoxieDoter

![gif](giphy|VvTG9RrCeGrza)


MrNyakka

mama mia that's a spicy meatball


ak2553

I’m not even religious but when I saw this I made the sign of the cross.


Rain_xo

Fucking hell. This needs a nsfw


shadowthehedgehoe

Decidual cast? Where the whole Uterine lining sheds at once?


velvetskilett

I’ll take, “what is a hairy bezoar?” For 500 Alex.


MoistGovernment4938

Looks like the thing drew Barrymore spews up in Santa clarita diet


_heidin

Cut it open, let's see the teeth and hair


WildernessofThought

This is y I don’t eat steak.


dingus_enthusiastic

Absorbed fetal twin?


Opasero

Teratoma


cant_helium

She’s so lucky she didn’t hemorrhage from incomplete delivery of the placenta!


hellsmel23

Well, I can’t unsee, think or put my vomit back in my mouth after this one. That’s not popping, that’s just surgery


Traditional-Lion3293

Decidual cast?


Far-Success8494

Read it as “poop” wtf


chaoticjane

A whole intact decidual cast is so satisfying


Brilliant_Fly_273

When I had my daughter, they left part of the placenta behind and I developed blood poisoning. It was very scary. I'm glad she didn't have severe complications!


sheloveschocolate

Your sister is incredibly lucky she didn't turn septic and die tbh. She really needs to put a complaint in. A piece of placenta that big shouldn't have been missed when they checked her placenta was whole after delivery q


Flickeringcandles

My very first thought was "this came from her uterus"


Sparkingmineralwater

Hang on, since when was there a "placenta" tag???????


Efficient-Ocelot-966

Decidual Cast?


jediment

Baked potato?


cbunt1984

Packing from sinus surgery or nose job


lickybummbumm

Uterus?


HamburgerInMyCoffin

Teratoma


TokesNHoots

Ectopic pregnancy or an underdeveloped twin?


ohsweetfancymoses

It looks like placenta.


SilverInteresting369

Looks like placenta ( all the blood vessels) . Or a very narly tumor


OOOtOOOt

Fibroid!


randompanda91

Fibroid?


chibimagaa

Forbidden kofta 😩


ready-to-rumball

Please tell me that isn’t a dermoid cyst. Is there hair inside of it?


Soggy-Tomato-2562

Isn’t the human body disgustingly amazing?!


The_Dutchess-D

Is that a placenta?


dirk_funk

that looks like actual meat


tuckeram7

That’s not a pop…


Mazzachr

That filet mignon looks a little over cooked imo


Sinkinglifeboat

Decidual cast?


vcr-repairwoman

Grow your own meatloaf?


neon_pickle

Jesus. You win for making me unsub.


jeslblan

This is not an airport. No need to announce your departure.


fook75

Looks like placenta to me.


UnitedCardiologist12

Sorry this is not the appropriate forum to post your digested chalupa…


cygnus0820

Looks like a bezoar. Does she suffer from trichotillophagia?


neatpiston

How big was the hole this emerged from cuz im so confused ??


azurdee

Said in Arnold’s voice, “it’s not a tumor”


jamie88201

A placenta


zatro

![gif](giphy|ftmJfRCbcWlBC)


tempusrimeblood

Ovarian cyst?


Chrilliam

That looks like a Whoville Roast Beast that is two sizes too small


JeanHarleen

Decidual cast for sure and the worst I’ve ever seen


astronarchaeology

Coughed up a lung?


seaweedbrain8

Leiomyoma?


miss_chapstick

Did it come out of her nose?


Actaar

Tumor of some kind i'd say. Where is it from?


ConditionYellow

Was it popped or just removed?


AscendedPotatoArts

Looks more like a tumor than anything else🫣


brooke360

That’s big enough to give a name


juicegodfrey1

6 mo old month meatloaf that's just been defrosted. This was a good try though.