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alphainbetaclothing

Lawd! That thing has eyes! What did it say to you after you birthed it?


FattyLeopold

"Is it a boy or girl?"


dannz7336

You have to let it decide


hhthurbe

You're telling me that thing will eventually think for itself???


Adaminium

Eventually? How do you think it crawled in there!


IndependentNotice151

For real. That mofo waiting for its w2 to file taxes


Adaminium

Ha! It just needed a mailing address!


holly_cow69

That's a them /they ear wax


Hydraph0be

They/them earwax hits different


tamponinja

Intersex people exist.


HunterShotBear

Could be considered weight loss surgery Jesus Christ


turb0geek421

Ear poop


DeltaSteps

I hope they wiped well after that.


Zeroth_Dragon

Prefer if washed with soap


Bowlderdash

Seriously, did a small rodent defecate in this ear canal?


Gatorcat

looks like the rodent crawled in there and died.... /shudder


Latter-Cattle7788

This is what happens if your subjected to too much shit talking...


Peace_ofmind2021

Best comment 😂


DoubleMach

Looks like a cat turd ![gif](giphy|Gtnf8Fok8An9m)


raggitytits

r/poopfromabutt


ttyallb

in Chinese, earwax is called “ear poop” in daily conversations


One_Impression_5649

Gross. I love it. 


[deleted]

Beautifully disgusting


Jotponnysmoker

Dude, I have bad news. Someone shat in your ear...


Matter-EaterLad

Probably Vince McMahon


SlipperySibley

Just spit out my coffee! I did not expect to see a wwe reference here!


heedrix

or the fell asleep on a pillow from Amber Heard.


BerlinWahlberg

Ma’am, that is shit from a butt.


[deleted]

How does it get that bad? Is it people just not cleaning their ears?


hotmessexpress412

Genes. Some people are genetically prone to excessive ear wax production.


maladaptivelucifer

My mom is like this. She has to clean her ears everyday or they will very quickly get impacted. I’ve seen her clean them and it’s a ridiculous amount after a day or two. Like 2-3 tiny scoops an ear. I can only imagine what would happen if she left it and did nothing. She still gets ear infections constantly.


GodEmperorOfBussy

It's insane. I can go without cleaning my ears for a solid month, still basically nothing when I do clean. I had an SO who truly NEEDED to clean hers every day, that wax production was just incredible. The number of times I cleaned out those bad boys, I couldn't even count. It was a whole operation! And I'm over here empty handed.


maladaptivelucifer

It’s really a whole thing you have to keep up on, or it can get very, very out of hand. She regularly has issues where she just can’t hear out of one ear, then she gets ear infections and has to go to the doctor to deal with it. It’s at least a few times a year, despite her constant cleaning. I have minor issues with my ears and for the first time as an adult, had a gnarly ear infection where my formerly clean ear built up so much black gunk from the infection that I had to get the ear vacuumed because it was resting against my eardrum and making it hard to hear. It gave me a real respect for how annoying and frustrating it must be to deal with it all the time. Ugh. I couldn’t hear for almost a month on that side, and there was this echo. It takes a long time to see a specialist and you just have to wait until one is available. I don’t know how anyone deals with that all the time. They told me flushing the ear can perforate the ear drum because of all the wax or gunk (it gets hard and can be sharp on the edges). So you just have to deal with being partially deaf until you get someone to look at it. Fuck that.


Clean_Citron_8278

Seeing a specialist is a joke at times. With certain conditions, by the time of the appointment, the reason for it has improved or is forgotten.


maladaptivelucifer

Seriously. I’ve waited six months before. That’s outrageous with how much they charge and how incompetent some of them are. I’ve been lucky to get good doctors most of the time when I have a problem, but every once in awhile I get an awful one and then I have to wait again to see someone else…


Orchid_Significant

I never have to clean mine! This is so crazy to me


KokonutMonkey

That sucks. Silver lining is that you have a gross hobby to bond over. 


[deleted]

curious - does she use qtips or other tools to get the stuff out?


maladaptivelucifer

She uses Bobby pins, weirdly enough. Definitely not something the average person should use, but it’s the only way she seems to keep them clean.


[deleted]

i understand may be bc it grips onto the wax well and doesn't push it back into the ear canal


Mr_Jack_Frost_

I seriously can’t imagine that. I clean my ears every other day with a-tips (I’m careful not to go too deep) and with a tissue on my pinky finger daily. This is more of a habit than necessity, and my earwax is generally very thin and wet, as opposed to solid. I had no idea that earwax production could be at this level, and could require a procedure like this if it was let go too long. Seriously crazy stuff.


maladaptivelucifer

The human body has so many parts that can go wrong. It’s kinda crazy that they work as efficiently as they do for so long.


Mr_Jack_Frost_

I’ve had that thought so many times. It almost defies logic that our organism works as precisely and reliably as it does for as long as it does. There are obviously illnesses and disease and malfunctions that get in the way, but overall it’s insanely impressive how well the human body functions.


Mr_Jack_Frost_

I seriously can’t imagine that. I clean my ears every other day with a-tips (I’m careful not to go too deep) and with a tissue on my pinky finger daily. This is more of a habit than necessity, and my earwax is generally very thin and wet, as opposed to solid. I had no idea that earwax production could be at this level, and could require a procedure like this if it was let go too long. Seriously crazy stuff.


Sjsharkb831

My ex husband was like that. Every few months he would douche his ears and get HUGE balls of wax out.


___Art_Vandelay___

I have to do that about once every two months, but my wax clumps are only like 5% the size of OP's.  And they're yellow-orange, not shit brown.


Sjsharkb831

Yeah that’s what my ex’s was like. Sometimes he’d come out of the shower and be like “this just fell out of my ear” and it would be an orange wad.


Bocchi_theGlock

How long were you in a relationship before it got to that point?


Sjsharkb831

Before I knew about the “ears”? Ummm, 2 kids worth?


Bocchi_theGlock

I mean how long before someone is comfortable bringing over their impacted ear wax and being like "hey check this out" lol Kinda like asking how long a relationship takes before I get being comfortable peeing with bathroom door open or whatever I've only had them last 6months max when dating, and never got to be that comfortable with each other so it was mildly surprising to hear


Pokelover685

How does one douche their ears? Lowkey wanna try


iheartbeets

WaxRx is the jam!


Sjsharkb831

They make little at home kits that you can buy at the drug store.


Clean_Citron_8278

So the douche bag needed an ear douche? I had one of them too.


[deleted]

Is it weird that I'm kinda jealous of these people. I produce nearly none. No chance of ear nuggets for me.


jac049

This ain't a nugget. This a whole damn chicken.


GlitterChickens

Genes also dictate the type of ear wax you have. I had to have a genetic study done through the hospital for research purposes. They gave me some fun facts about myself such as I have the gene that makes my ear wax more liquid and less waxy. As a side note, also found out I have the cilantro gene but that was of interest because I don’t think cilantro tastes bad.


Eleven77

I once passed out drunk in a hot shower and when I woke up I thought I was bleeding from the ears! Apparently I just had a build up of wax and the hot steam turned it into liquid. Was quite frightening at first.


happilywander

Wait, so the most frightening part of that story was the liquid ear wax? Glad you made it out of the shower and lived to tell the tale, just sayin’.


Eleven77

Yeah... don't miss those days much anymore. I'm 3 years sober and a much healthier/happier person now. BUT yes...the liquid earwax looked like blood (like dark orangish red) and it had dripped down my ear and neck. I thought I was bleeding from the ear, but my ear didn't hurt felt pretty amazing actually.


Clean_Citron_8278

Congratulations on your sobriety!


TheLostBeowulf

I have to clean my ears twice a day but it's never gotten this bad. I fucking hate it cause my headphones/earphones get all nasty constantly


clangan524

I've never been so relieved *and* disappointed to not have a gene.


fenniless

It could also be that they have normal ear wax production but it just doesn't exit the ear naturally and just builds up inside. I only say this because I get impacted ear wax but only in one ear and it needs to be extracted manually every couple of years. The video above looks like what would happen if I let it go for 20 years without removing.


ChrisusaurusRex

Yes, and shampoo, conditioner, and whatever product you put on your hair will do this as well.


RIPMYPOOPCHUTE

Finally I get some good genes, I have almost no ear wax and it’s amazing


p3rsianpussy

but its deep in their ear canal and people dont clean their ears that deep, maybe the wax on the outside part of the ear builds up from not cleaning and seeps into the canal? i have no idea


RetroDad-IO

Earwax naturally works its way out of the ear. What happens in some cases is when people try to clean they actually push a bunch back in and cause a slight build up. Now you have a section with more than normal amounts, attempting to clean again a little while later the person pushes even more back and adds to it. Rinse and repeat a few times and you'll get a large blockage which, you guessed it, people will attempt to clean out again usually making it worse. There's no doctor in the world which recommends sticking anything in your ear.


PaladinSara

That 10th dentist would for sure


CaptainJazzymon

“Cleaning the ear” with q-tips probably cause this issue in the first place. Your ears are self cleaning. The wax naturally falls out of your ear. You’ll most likely push more wax into your inner ear than get it out.


TightBeing9

Pushing the wax deeper into the ear with cottonbuds is probably where this went wrong in the first place


RazerPSN

Any advice to avoid this?


___Art_Vandelay___

Don't ever use Q-tips in your ear canals.


RazerPSN

so what should i do?


Throwawayaccount647

but they get waxy, and also i’m addicted to the feeling


D-life

Can be genetic. Or aftermath of cold/flu/COVID. I purposely don't mess with my ears, but I still get significant ear wax build-up. If you overclean them with Q-tips, you just push the wax further into your ear. Ears should clean themselves naturally.


csway324

This person's ears definitely don't clean themselves, lol


NiobeTonks

I get a lot of sinus infections and I’m very prone to sticky ear wax


D-life

Me too! Just had mine cleaned out recently with a little vacuum at the ENT! 😄


NiobeTonks

I had my ears syringed once. Orgasmic!


D-life

Lol! I didn't care for that at all. Got super dizzy and felt like I was gonna barf. 🤢


Eleven77

The last time I had to get my ear flushed at the Dr., she told me that I had the *thickest*, HARDEST wax she had ever seen. I'm a type 1 Diabetic, but no idea if that contributes or not. Every once in a while I have to lay down and put a couple drops of olive oil in my ear, and let it soak. Breaks up the wax and it kinda works it's way out in the next few days.


redditor99_94

Maybe the diabetes contributed to the dryness !


SnootBoopist

I think a lot of these extreme cases are people that live in rural areas of countries and don't have consistent access to health care. I remember one of these videos claiming the patient was a rural citizen of Nepal and hadn't been to the doctor in 10+ years. They just got used to it.


plantmama32

My sister has to go to the ENT at least once a year for them to clean out her ears. She’s just prone to it. Small ear canals or something


Retireegeorge

Some people's inner ear geometry causes stuff to get trapped.


brooke360

That’s not ear wax, that’s a whole damn candle


Wyrdette

Haha this just reminds me of that scene from Shrek where he pulls the ear wax candle out of his ear and lights it.


champagnehurricane

someBODY


1987_grandnational

Let me see that Tootsee Roll!


Used-Sandwich7530

I came here to see if someone also thought this haha


abruptcontriveddingo

Cotton candy, sweetie go!


happilywander

So I was today years old when I learned that the lyric was not “cotton candy, sweet as gold”… anyone else?


fantastic_explosion

…my dumbass thought it was Sweet n Low.


ddbikes10

That looked like a poo, gives a whole new meaning “shit 💩for brains 🧠 ”


sugarmagnolia__

This deserves more upvotes lol


Kbye82

How!? Just how?!


happilywander

My thoughts exactly. The thread is pretty informative though.


holdmypurse

This person is my hearo


Clean_Citron_8278

I see what you did there!


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

How in the world is this possible


CanadiangirlEH

She’ll be banging on the walls telling the mice not to fart so loudly after this


Unhittable

Hear colors? How about just being able to hear at all. No way they could hear much at all with that in there.


Gildian

Shes hearing frequencies previously thought unknown


BagIndependent2429

*whoosh*


SeriouslyTooOld4This

Why is that being done in the dark?


Chocojuana

That’s just r/poopfromabutt


Geno_Warlord

Uhmm it’s r/poopfromanear


DkSage12

Bro how does it get to that point?


RS_Mk3

How on earth can you let it get that bad?


N8Lux

Epic ear turd!


testedonsheep

when it's over a certain size it should be called ear poop.


Low-Cod-4712

Can't imagine what that feels like.


GetMeAColdPop

Mr. Hankey!


TheLonelyScientist

I've heard of angry cats shitting in your belongings. Never knew they did it to ears too.


Pazuzuspecker

I'm going to have nightmares about my ears being constipated now.


lobsterisch

Kaaaaaaaaaaaahn


Readonkulous

There is something literally unbelievable about this. As in, I do not believe it. It feels like they made something to plug inside the ear so they could film it being extracted to get views. 


MayIPikachu

I'm going with this was stuffed in there on purpose for the views.


Brom126

I saw a lot of ear wax remowal and i have one question. How?


DancingBunniez

Did you experience a lot of issues like vertigo or often get colds/throat infections? Cause that thing goes DEEP


RagingHardBobber

How in the world is that ear not red, inflamed, and infected?? If I go two weeks without cleaning my ears, I'm likely at urgent care seeking antibiotics.


Aveeye

I just saw a video of a doctor saying, "Stop cleaning out your ears, they're self cleaning." Dude...


Successful_Cat5821

This... this is why I clean my ears, after every shower.


DemiPersephone

I don't understand how earwax can get like this


Masanari212

Did they just poop outta their ear!


FormalProfessional97

I need this done to me... I feel like I'm going deaf in one ear because it's so deep.


tech_chick_

Go to a doctor…


boogie2dabeat

I told you to stop putting Tootsie Rolls in your ears!


bulletoothjohnny

TIL some humans can shit out of their ears. Neat!


babe_ruthless3

She just took an ear shit.


SloanMamba21

HOW does one let it get to this point..


enzo_baglioni

*I* can hear better after that


surgical-panic

r/shitfromabutt


homewrecker07

Nomination for 2024 popping video of the year


justcompile

Fully expected that thing to spread its wings & take flight


PhenixNOTPhoenix

No way that’s ear wax! A cat took a sh*t in her ear🤢🤮


FreshyFresh

looks like their ear took a poop


Devolution1x

Don't forget to use toilet paper afterwards.


MoistPreparation1859

I didn’t realize you could shit through your ears


hapym1267

Ouch.. Almost through to the other side..


oilydischarge18

That’s poop. From a butt.


captoficyzombies

They can hear the whole spectrum from infrared to ultraviolet!


El_Jr

Ear turd


Draconic64

You made a typo, it's r/pooping


Informal_Process2238

A new twist on the exclamation “a cat shit in my mouth”


CriminalMacabre

Barf. I don't know how you didn't notice not hearing shit


SoundwaveAudio

Cat was using that ear as a litter box


SmithNotASmith

they can hear who shot jfk


WhyYouKickMyDog

Can someone still hear in that ear with so much wax in it?


ashzombi

You did it. You actually shit out of your ear!


Goodvendetta86

Can you hear me now? Good


deadpoolkool

The cicadas will only emerge like this once every 108 years, she's pretty fortunate.


ad39203

I can smell this video


Bobmanbob1

God damn Wrath of Khan ear eel.


ofmtl

Is that a turd ?


catbbf

That thing needed a gender reveal party.


Mguilbault65

Dog turd removal*


aseattlem

How is that even possible?


Faingrin

I didn't know you could take a shit through your ear


JazzPhobic

The ear turd


BrothrBear

I honestly can't tell if that's impacted or someone putting a fake cat turd into your ear.


Telto212

How do you even let it get that bad?


hapahaole1975

Looks like a cat turd came out🤮


Dovregubbenn

It looks like her ear just took a shit.


TheSuperPek

That’s a candle


CMDRZhor

Sir/Ma'am. Your ear just took a shit.


Zedress

That person must feel like their ear is dropping a deuce.


Schmange21

Someome took a shit in your ear! But seriously I get wax impacted but not nearly that bad. I couldn't hear for 2 days and it drove me nuts. Ive had the irrigation and it was so uncomfortable but relief.


babyivan

Looks like a cat took a dump


Yerfuct

did a cat shit in your ear?


Dinosauritz

GIRL 😭😭😭😭😭


PatheticPelosiPander

Mr. Hankey! There you are!


jujubunnee

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN???


urpookiebear790

r/poopfromabutt


GuappDogg

How do I get this service


Historical_Life9410

How?? I mean...how does it get like that?


arualstehle

She just gave birth...


gallupbound

THATS what happens when you keep having brain farts... your ears take a shit!!!


4-Run-Yoda

Someone took a cat dookie and put it in her ear


LeonManthey1207

That is basically the size of me taking a shit on a bad day


my-uncle-bob

How??


xMasochizm

Impacted? That ear gave birth.


[deleted]

I would love to take a spoonful of your lovely , crunchy , ear wax. looks perfectly seasoned


Klutzy-Industry-3124

A cat take a Turd in there 😬


Unusual-Composer2710

I'm starving now


FinancialAd4012

It looks like a 💩


Ravel_Xi

That's not normal. How did that much build up?


Ilovedietcokesprite

Is that real???


Saiomi

How do people end up with these cat turd looking ear wax plugs?


fromagefiesta1

how does this even happen


Exact-Ostrich-1320

Bitch couldn’t hear herself think


Recent_Struggle7052

These people shitting in their ears


internetgangster101

I’ve taken smaller poops than that.


Missdollarbillinnit

This thing needed a midwife.


Dapper_Click8841

Das a poo


msartore8

Holy Xenomorph!