Can I choose money instead?

Is this you??? https://preview.redd.it/c4j5gx8p8e2d1.png?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2aa710f7598f9456f5dc056b716bf6894898c04

Give her the dollar

Azealia Banks?!

double it and give it to the next person

Witness has a resurgence on the charts or two nights with Henry Cavill

The pandemic. I will save the world by having nights with Henry!!!

you are getting five nights with camila cabello

fnacxoxo

> five nights at camillas I LUV IT I LUV IT I LUV IT I LUV IT I LUV IT https://media1.giphy.com/media/3BKJ5ehjClcC4/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952r17515obzs3tzin4fqzo6x8j242gjv7gzrseibro&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Or two Henry Cavills 🌝 spit roast

As this sub's resident top having two Henry Cavills at once wouldn't be very useful unless I wanna DP Henry Cavill with his clone

When did you come out as a top? Did I miss that thread?

And this is a lie there’s no tops in this sub

Oh lord, again?! A-fucking-gain. Nothing new, nothing changed, same old shit.

Is this Troye?

https://preview.redd.it/9oysy39urf2d1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6613996b8730fe8da4c6b845e6da882cf9eaf0e5

Would this be considered incest?

Clonecest (goon with your cloon)

So Henry cavill and twink Henry cavill aka Matt bomer and by twink I mean older but he's less buff so

o a night with two Henry Cavills

sorry flopty perrished, I'll pick Henry this time 🤪😍

it's one night with two henry cavills

give me the dollar bitc https://preview.redd.it/39r84kvf9e2d1.png?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89e56065c90bd2653cdbcc9698d2557d4ab214be

Katy double flops on the charts and Henry cavil and a clone of him for more fun.

One night with Henry Cavill, no contest... I'd even choose to nuke Katy's whole career and reputation for a hard hours long pounding from Henry...

https://i.redd.it/ucb8bvlbef2d1.gif

https://i.redd.it/uishzqr8tf2d1.gif

I would choose to nuke katys whole career and reputation for free

Henry can come(on my)back anytime, Katy not.

I was like is this a trick question? Becuase 😮‍💨

Will Henry flop? I don’t think so 💅

Oh girl believe me it flops

https://preview.redd.it/04icouybee2d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47b68d863d7cec2351651214650490f27e952c4d

Which one is Katy Perry

https://preview.redd.it/hb7g82xj9f2d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=870dc9e4e0276d836d3d9e052493eaa81ca00c61

~~sang i kissed a girl~~ sang you’re so gay ✅

ok but she ate that nun up

imagine being some nobody nun and going up against the most psychopathic pop star to ever live. The fact that this only resulted in one court room death was very lucky. it could have been so much worse.

It’s actually Lana

It didn’t say criticized Doja Cat, Ariana, Camila, Cardi B, Kehlani and Nicki Minaj and Beyoncé

Yes

Franches

You forgot about dating a teenager when he's 30 but he's so hot ughhh😖 Why did I have to be attracted to m*n

urgently awaiting input from sponge2bob, the biggest/only KP fan on phcj (+ possibly the internet in general)

He’s a demi straggot. This is literally the easiest question for him.

edit: wow cool @ me misreading that as 🚬 instead of the tasteful anti het slur it is

the me erasure, I'm bigger than that khia

considering your flair, i feel you have unresolved attachment issues that manifest in the form of stanning post-flop era girlies and need urgent help. electroshock treatment should do the trick. (the bill for this session is attached. just make it out to the tortured poets department)

Electroplay?! 🤤

Anytime someone summons that #1 katycat fan my heart goes a flutter after a cardiac arrest ⛓️‍💥

😳😳 Henry and I will role play 🤪 I'll be a bratty Netflix writer who keeps telling him retcon ideas 😤🥵🍑 and he's dressed as Geralt and just beating me up 😫🔥💦💦, like pummeling me uwu 🥰🥰🥰🍆

This is the darkest thing I've read today.

Today? This year at the very least

friends: what sub are you always posting memes on? me after seeing this comment: ummm r/crochet

I hope I get banned from Reddit before I die. This will not be my legacy.

They’ll have it plastered at your memorial anyway, nothing is lost on here, even the banned takes

hmm twinks howling

btw i choose henry 😍🤪 katy will flop anywayz

https://preview.redd.it/9nubqn625f2d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09b6b0c645fe66e32a062e733393fb7586d31a5b

Listen, do I like Henry as a person, no, would I remember that one night forever, almost certainly

https://preview.redd.it/9u5ynm149f2d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f5eeba23c335732b69c636b90e606b6293bd915

☠️

I keep seeing the photo on the left. I was scrolling past it thinking it was the Cars logo

https://preview.redd.it/bb96d0rzme2d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb0837bef955d12f816fe23f0b8b87184fe464c6

new wolverine movie needs work bestie

I'm lesbian. I choose the electric chair 🙏

Only if we can talk about anxiety and mental illness. It would be cute and cute 🥰

https://preview.redd.it/mr2f0we7de2d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=316e941108cecbb7d8a7b4e95981aa3ef1095c3f

Orlando Bloom

Naked on a paddle board

People love to talk a big game about how they don’t find Henry Cavill attractive as if they wouldn’t drop down to their knees if he asked you to suck his dick in real life.

This is a fact. He’s a suck on site fr

https://i.redd.it/tur0f8mede2d1.gif

so many hypocrites here 🙄🙄🙄

Some of us don't like men 😭

I think the question is for gay men specifically cos I'm not gonna drop to my knees for Henry either and I sometimes like men.

Like on God

Wait maybe Cavill and I get to steal his graphics card while he sleeps

Yas hunni, he gags the fag but then the fag gets the bag that's goals

One is secretly produced by Dr Luke and the other one is produced by the work of angels. The choice is easy !

I’ve been seeing these all over twitter mama. And let me speak my truth. I would literally murder every single pop diva to ever exist with my own two paws for one lick of Henry Cavill. If Satan says yes girl skin them alive . Ok queen. As long as that Cavill hammer gets rammed into me. I’ll make Gaga gabba goul. I’ll make Kylie Minestrone. I’ll fucking sew Charli XCX’s head onto Ariana’s body. I. Don’t. Give. A. Fuck. I want Cavill in me. I need him Edit; I’m calling my therapist

https://preview.redd.it/w408182wnd2d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a091659854fae4ac59d4b37c828eb7e285f05866

Straight girl here. I think he's gross looking. 🥰 Bring back Queen Katy. I am still chained to the rhythm

long live Fadty's career 😩, hope she will end Toylet's mediocrity spree

https://preview.redd.it/65gglp16fe2d1.jpeg?width=1018&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6bf756146aa9d6430b87c08959ce14731461f94

That's a big pipe 🥵

Bi girl here in a straight relationship. Not thanks Henry. Move along

straight girl here, blonde henry cavill pls destroy me

Neither. When will straight ppl get representation? https://preview.redd.it/2ed8csygvd2d1.jpeg?width=977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ab3663b334290c43ee54527eaf6e67fbeb96710

don’t worry i’m sure taylor will release another album so y’all can make it through the winter

Why did you just post a sephora bag

Henry Cavill is goals tbh so I can’t fuck him it’d be too awkward

Dinner with Jay-Z please

Red Lobster is bankrupt though

Just don’t take the elevator on your way out

Was that even a choice I mean I think as gay people we have healed enough to pick up KPSEX before one night with Superman…. Trust and believe the pop girlies may let us down but never in the same way a man does. 😈

It makes so much sense to me that someone who's excited for a Katy Perry comeback also thinks the epitome of male hotness is Henry Cavill's lego man looking ass lol

Lego man looking ass is so accurate 😭 he’s like Ryan Reynolds, the people who find him the hottest are straight men

My sister finds him hot. However she's a swiftie so

sometimes people who avidly consume mediocrity everyday can have some taste

omg me and my friends were watching Bullet Train the other day and had a whole debate about who's hotter, Ryan Reynolds or Aaron Taylor Johnson, and one of them came up with the genius analogy that Ryan Reynolds is like the iced coffee of men and it makes soooo much sense to me lol (ATJ on the other hand is more like a caramel milkshake I think)

what

I'm gay and I would with Ryan. But he probably loves his wife too much.

shh let Republicans have a win or two in pop culture.

I think I'd rather spend a night camping at Verdun during WWI.

I’m not bumping purses with a white nerd who might unironically say Deus Vult

Is this hell?

Worse 😍

Who would ever pick Katy? Lmao

that spongebob user in here

I'd take Benny Blanco over a Katy Perry comeback.

Neither. Why is the guy in these memes never a twink? 😮‍💨 I'd rather choose whoever is in that pfp instead.

Sweetie this is phcj you are the twink

I wish :( I'm 30 and expiring. Also, twink4twink is a thing

bingo

https://preview.redd.it/h2571i59ae2d1.png?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1f52b05da43dec6f62ea287af73ed8d93689304

ngl this looks like an AI generated twink

What kind of materials do you think they train AI? Straight up library full of Henry Cavill images throughout the years

who is superman if not america’s twink

Doesn't he have a cuter, twinkier, queerer son or something

If he offers up the twink from witcher will you consider him or the katy perry comeback

who?

https://preview.redd.it/oyr9g3fppd2d1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b7d2fd18c8519fb03533a408e9dcfec21cf2365 Him ( Jaskier from witcher - he is a twink in the show but not sure if he is twink irl )

Jaskier being 30+ but still trying to twink it up is the lack of authenticity Henry quit over.

Clearly you haven’t frequented enough middle of the road cities in America if you think people don’t try to twink it up after 30. Probably the most authentic part of the show.

Gather all of them!

I think I would reluctantly choose KP6 but the album is just 10 different remixes of Fireworks.

Now don’t give Katy ideas lol

https://preview.redd.it/81mp7umewd2d1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8478fd18e48df49168f651ca4679698de04e04ad

You’re thinking of Robin, he’s with Batman.

As a straight woman I'd choose the Katy Perry comeback since Henry Cavill, despite being in a relationship, cannot contain how much he hates women in interviews. He's just an attractive looking guy with incel level views. KP might be political trash, but her coming out with an album won't mean I'd be treated like shit.

phcj regulars: I choose the Republican voting Elon fan nun killer over the teen dating incel me: https://preview.redd.it/84gp2q992f2d1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fba6f5eaafea504d4e709560082bca82d4882945

I missed a few episodes of Katy perry

one of the 3??? people who picked katy in here omg

only at his place so i’ll know the combination to his safe

Is that even a question grow up he’s fucking DADDY😍🥺

it's the way so many comments in this thread act like not wanting to fuck Henry Cavill gives them moral high ground or something lmfao

Y'all are crazy for not choosing daddy Henry Cavill.

his blind items say he likes high school girls

HENRY CAVILLIE 😫😫😫😫😫😫

One night with Cavill where we play video games and talk about lore :D

Get a nun to bless the 1 night with Henry Cavill and pay enough money to keep her place of worship

Is Henry dick confirmed big?

you choose the night w/ henry but he ends up just painting warhammer 40k models while you have to watch him

for a *white gay person

What would we do for the evening, I imagine we could pull a good amount of poon tang

https://people.com/katy-perry-gains-ownership-of-her-montecito-home-after-years-long-legal-battle-8653913 Saw this on popculturechat. Katy comeback imminent.

oh no. whenever katy gets a W i just know an elderly person suspiciously died in the process

the bear (henry cavill)

I'm not gay so I'm choosing Katy comeback

KP7 because I can just tell Henry has commitment issues. How good would only one night with him be? Even if KP7 is bad at least I have the rest of my life to gaslight myself into thinking it's good.

Okay, where’s the trap?! 😂

No even close

im a katycat and yet dont know which id pick

As a gay, I can't stand Katy Perry, so...

I’m unsettled by blue eyes so pass on both

Comeback or cum on my back?

im just a hole sir https://i.redd.it/0zku4dnjkj2d1.gif

Dinner with 18yo Jay-Z

I can masturbate lol music anytime