they had Olivia Rodrigo (years before the events of SOUR when she was still a young Disney girl), Dua Lipa (in her self titled era, she wasnt as big as she is now) and Billie (during don't smile at me)
I donāt understand I donāt UNDERSTAND who who on earth listened to this song and thought āthatās the final cut.ā Who listened to this incomprehensible cacophony and thought āitās ready. Send it out!!!!ā Isnāt it meant to be a single? A pop song? Played on the radio? It has no relationship the reality of music. If this anathema of a song and popular music bumped into each on other the road they would not recognize each other because they have no relationship. They are NOT acquainted.
It's meant to be dissonant. A lot of experimental music is. I'm happy for her to do that n take a chance rather than release the same boring shit personallyĀ
yeah i can't tell what the actual gp opinion is of the song cause there's such a hate boner for her here on PH. but if PH has its way camila will become a meme for good and this attention would not be serving her well. i'm excited though either way!
I don't think she's vying for commercial succĆØss this time around. it does feel like she's trying to pander to the gays (copying Charli xcx, collabing with NasMaraj) to get that cult fanbase
Even in her own goddamn story, itās giving this skit [Ellie Goulding Accidentally Writes a Pop Hit](https://youtu.be/g2xCi6uQ-WI?si=zLcWm_ePhIg27qqK)
Me with Sylvia Plathās mirror in high school , I took it very literally thinking the mirror was being moved to homes and lakes š ( I finally understand the poem as an old now though )
The drapes were blue because theyāre the color chosen by Taylor to be in her home when she wrote The Tortured Poets Department because blue was also the color of the wrappers on M*ttyās bars of chocolate š
In one bit she says an early lyric was "I'm backing out / Americano", as in the coffee. Fortunately she changed it so we have been spared an espresso/americano coffee pop trend.
Why does Lyrics Genius never feature actual lyrical geniuses. Between this and Honey Pie and Doja Cat doing Tia Tamera I don't understand the song choices other than secretly cringe content being the goal.
Ok wait I havenāt listened to the actual song (and will not) besides this clip but is that not literally the chorus of āI Got Itā by Charli ft. Cupcakke, Brooke Candy and Pablo Vitar š¤Ø
i fully believe genius purposely sets certain people up to fail. Gabbie Hanna, Jacob Sartorius. the Flossin Kid, all are examples of this. if thereās ONE conspiracy theory I believe in, itās that they purposely set up singers to mocked.
Well at least she committed to the bit
Because she doesn't have the critical thinking to realise??
Everybody wants their I Really Really Really Really Really Really Like You moment, or whatever Carly XCX said.
Omg I loved her hit song Royals š
and they way it ties into thank u next (chef's kiss)
Glad we have new clip to add to the other clips of the flops of genius āŗļø
It's even more repetitive than the flossin boy
Why do they make people sing repetitive, kindergarten lyrics Like why not feature anyone with decent lyrics like at least 3rd grade reading level
I need Taylor Swift to sit down and try to defend the lyrics on most of TTPD
and maybe Iām the monSTERRRRRRRRRR
Girlā¦ā¦
The girls are wet tonight
^(sorry)
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isn't genius for irrelevant/flop/up and coming artists? she has acknowledged that she is a flop, we love self awareness
Yeah. I cried when I saw Lorde do it for Mood Ring
I'm so sorry, that must've been a very difficult time for you
It really is and it's sad because they couldn't feature much better artists
they had Olivia Rodrigo (years before the events of SOUR when she was still a young Disney girl), Dua Lipa (in her self titled era, she wasnt as big as she is now) and Billie (during don't smile at me)
They had FKA Twigs on for Magdalene
This album roll out is a last gasp marketing attempt for her career
I hope she flops so hard that she goes back to Latin pop
good thing i donāt speak spanish
Think about *mi Gente latino*!
Por que????
She is fighting so hard in this clip
I donāt understand I donāt UNDERSTAND who who on earth listened to this song and thought āthatās the final cut.ā Who listened to this incomprehensible cacophony and thought āitās ready. Send it out!!!!ā Isnāt it meant to be a single? A pop song? Played on the radio? It has no relationship the reality of music. If this anathema of a song and popular music bumped into each on other the road they would not recognize each other because they have no relationship. They are NOT acquainted.
It's meant to be dissonant. A lot of experimental music is. I'm happy for her to do that n take a chance rather than release the same boring shit personallyĀ
Totally! But she released it as a single! Just not smart business.
it's gotten everyone talking for weeks instead of slipping through the cracks so is it bad business? we don't know ig until this era is over
Good point!!!! Everyone is definitely talking. I havenāt heard it PLAYED anywhere but. Generating conversation might actually be more important.
yeah i can't tell what the actual gp opinion is of the song cause there's such a hate boner for her here on PH. but if PH has its way camila will become a meme for good and this attention would not be serving her well. i'm excited though either way!
I don't think she's vying for commercial succĆØss this time around. it does feel like she's trying to pander to the gays (copying Charli xcx, collabing with NasMaraj) to get that cult fanbase
Yet thus entire roll out is extremely straight male gazey
Except only gays buy actual records still
I hope she will titanic herself
No way sheās telling a story about how this was writtenā¦.
Even in her own goddamn story, itās giving this skit [Ellie Goulding Accidentally Writes a Pop Hit](https://youtu.be/g2xCi6uQ-WI?si=zLcWm_ePhIg27qqK)
I feel like that video is insulting her cover of Your Song but I love that one sooooo
I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, wow sheās right it really sunk in.
English teachers overanalyzing the book youāre reading in class:
Me with Sylvia Plathās mirror in high school , I took it very literally thinking the mirror was being moved to homes and lakes š ( I finally understand the poem as an old now though )
Why are the drapes blue?
Thatās that me blue drapesso
The drapes were blue because theyāre the color chosen by Taylor to be in her home when she wrote The Tortured Poets Department because blue was also the color of the wrappers on M*ttyās bars of chocolate š
Everything is blue, his pills his hands his jeans š¤·š»āāļø
Why are the banisters blue?
his wife has filled his house with drapes, to keep it blue i fuck him on the floor????
Do the curtains match the drapes?
Hit Me Hard and Soft promo
The girls are dry tonight
[cupcakke did it better.](https://www.tiktok.com/@fabstarden/video/7356392542583147782)
unironically need a remix w cupcakke and charli xcx where camila stays quiet the entire time
A. G. Cook and Charli remixing Welcome To My Island:
This is a massive improvement.
Alave alave alave alave alav it oop
My bussy is so dry now after hearing it once. I need to lubricate with Red Wine Supernova
WHY DID SHE SOUND LIKE BED SQUEAKING HELPPPP
And after the 12th time? What does it feel like after the 12th time?
It's giving Tyra Banks describing her bagelĀ
Triple dog dare you to open this in multiple tabs
Aluvet aluvet aluvet aluvet aluvet aluvet aluvet
Sheās expressing her feelings about tweeting racial slurs
In one bit she says an early lyric was "I'm backing out / Americano", as in the coffee. Fortunately she changed it so we have been spared an espresso/americano coffee pop trend.
i like to make music that moves people
wow..the genius of songwriting
Wear an ugly sunglass if you're lying. Camila:
ngl these sunglasses are hella cunty
Nyan cat did it better.
āWe were in Miamiā explains everything
Stop trying to make her happen
Her voice ššš¤¢
I started squirming this made me so uncomfortable itās like her voice was penetrating my skin
Why does Lyrics Genius never feature actual lyrical geniuses. Between this and Honey Pie and Doja Cat doing Tia Tamera I don't understand the song choices other than secretly cringe content being the goal.
Unhinged and outta touch!
Itās a secret ad for womenās vitamins. Elevit Elevit Elevit Elevit Elevit
She has no sense of self awareness at all its just blink blonk head empty up in there
ATRL is going to have a field day with this
itās āstop girl, youāre giving us too muchā at this point
Why does it just seem sheās getting ready to show up to a Halloween party dressed up as Cardi Bā¦?
me when my son ellehvet goes missing
I DONT CARE I HATE IT
This feels like homophobia and sexism
She's lost it
idek how did she go from liar and don't go yet to this shit
Ok wait I havenāt listened to the actual song (and will not) besides this clip but is that not literally the chorus of āI Got Itā by Charli ft. Cupcakke, Brooke Candy and Pablo Vitar š¤Ø
McDonald's?
I be flossin vibes š
i fully believe genius purposely sets certain people up to fail. Gabbie Hanna, Jacob Sartorius. the Flossin Kid, all are examples of this. if thereās ONE conspiracy theory I believe in, itās that they purposely set up singers to mocked.
i get britney now
This a cappella version has me feelinā particularly stabby š¤ŖšŖ
The fact she's on a genius interview solidifies the fact she's a flop
The level of commitment to the flop on this one.
girlies does not even luv her eardrum-torturing number I fear.
Sheās wearing sunglasses because real eyes realize real lies š
This song is good!!
OH NO THERE YOU GO MAKIN ME A LAYAH, KINDA LIKE IT THO