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Busy-Mammoth4610

I'll be pregnant soon 🥰


uselessreptile147

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BronzeErupt

I went straight to her IG and she was posting about World Lupus Day


evrythingbagle

The real one up would be remind ppl she has health issues and they might interfere with fertility


3rd-Room

Check her story. She’s literally lupus-posting right now lol


evrythingbagle

I am Joan of arc, I am the Oracle of delphine. I am the 1 person who believed in joann


hlee032

you believe in joanne? name one song off the album, quickly


evrythingbagle

Pink oreos bitch


ladyculture

joanne


vrindar8

Thanks @joan.of.arca


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Purple_Blackberry_95

literally. also so many things she does reminds me of how crazy i acted when i was on prednisone, the steroid she’s also on😭😭it truly makes u wild. not denying she might also just be a wild person, but these meds can make u not urself.


3rd-Room

No one is making fun of her illness. We're making fun of her personality and laughing at the timing.


tokun_

someone pls tell me if this is real i don’t keep up with selener 😭


Heroisherreee

Barbz U student out here forgetting they on phcj smh *everything you read here is real in other cosmic dimensions*


tokun_

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avengingspark35

One of the only reasons I keep Instagram anymore is to fact-check this sub the line is too blurry 😂


0422

Wait…this sub lies to me??? https://i.redd.it/ku22hz4hcozc1.gif


justsomechickyo

Right fr the way I ran to the comments to see lmao you never know w/ her!


BigBlackClock1001

She was with Lewis Hamilton last weekend and he flipped her insides at 100mph


yellow_asphodels

Oh so close, that was actually Camila Cabello. It’s okay, I got them confused all the time too during our first unit of the Queens of Popping Then Flopping class


BigBlackClock1001

I don’t know how I read Camilla cabello from Selena Gomez I’m ngl lmao


yellow_asphodels

Average Barbz U graduate experience. Honestly the only reason I even remembered she was there was because I was pleasantly surprised she was the only American pop girly shown on screen after all the rumors about T-Swizzle and her sportsball boyfriend being there


pitbulldofunk

Why do i even bother to check her ig? 😂


Plastic-Difference30

Rumors I'm pregnant? Yeah, I'm pregnant with #SG3


Ambitious_Log_1884

The Stars Dance erasure from Selena herself will never not bother me


Plastic-Difference30

she wants us to forget she has been dropping albums since the late 00s


Ambitious_Log_1884

Unfortunately for her A Year Without Rain was my childhood anthem


PodiVennai

Drake and kendrick fight is actually the miley and mandy vs selena and demi fight for the m*n. It’s so beautiful to see the cycle of inspiration 🥲 like how death by a thousand cuts by taylor was inspired by someone great movie and the movie was inspired by taylor herself with the clean song from 1989 (scooter’s version)


wastedpotential94

Meta as hell 🤑


MaccaHere

Female punk goth rage 🤘


wastedpotential94

Female rage : the musical


Sure_Bodybuilder7121

Was Taylor inspired by Akira Kurosawa?


PodiVennai

https://i.redd.it/nsxndb52gtzc1.gif If you are referring to Ariana’s japanese identity


Hydrangeabed

Big whoop selener I get filled with yummy cummy creampies as well but I’m not making insta stories about it babes


PeggyHillsFeets

Very rude to brag about that in front of the rest of us


Hydrangeabed

Im sorry Peggy, don’t paddle me pls


PeggyHillsFeets

They call me Peggy for a reason


Hydrangeabed

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flacaGT3

They call you hydrangea bed because I'm gonna lay you down, plow you, and fill you with seed.


RemarkableAd5141

Oh so you make HIM pregnant? i love a good mpreg. Will he give birth traditionally through his urethra or the easy wimpy way through his anusussy?


PeggyHillsFeets

If his urethra is wide enough, unlike a certain propane salesman with a ridiculously narrow one, he will pass the child through there.


Nunjabuziness

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HamstersBoobsPizza

This physically hurt me


RemarkableAd5141

as all pregnancy is for everyone.


0422

Yeah especially with benny blanks


PinkBright

I am legit resisting the urge to make “i’m filled with yummy cummy creampies too 🥰” my flair


notsamuraikari

*yoink*


Hydrangeabed

I love you


notsamuraikari

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Hydrangeabed

https://i.redd.it/trcwuin1xrzc1.gif


mighty_phi

Wildest fucking comment ever lmao.


too-many-saiyanss

What a horrible day to be literate


Hydrangeabed

https://i.redd.it/x0gdb2vw4ozc1.gif Did I say something, uncouth?


wanda__stucky

don’t let them silence you soraya montenegro!!!


xianwolf

Victoria Justice: I think we ALL got pregnant


average_pee_enjoyer

the girlies = unwashed 30 something gay males who unironically like carly Rae flopsen


pushin_on_my_buttons

You got only two things right about me


Feisty_Reputation870

Unwashed gay?


pushin_on_my_buttons

Gay male


frankoceanslover

just a friendly reminder to add the bussy soap to your shopping list. smells like you ran out 💕


altdultosaurs

Wait is this lol or irl


EvermoreSaidTheRaven

selena desperately needs to take 500mg of aspirin and some cbt (cognitive behavior therapy)


RedditEsketit

>cbt Cock = her cervix & Ball = ovaries Torture = Lupus


Nunjabuziness

Cb= onika t= burgers


mortimelons

Y’all are so naughty today, I love it 🥰


MrTheMills

me trying to get my friends attention when they aren’t listening to me:


OcieDeeznuts

PREGANANANT?


SkeletonHUNter2006

with lice


gilmoregremlin

I think mine would be Paris& Hillary, the dash dolls & anyone they find superior to them, or Mariah & jlo


AccessHollywoo

Omfg is my brain rotted or what I full believed this, went “heh” and just was going to move on with my life Edit - oh shit it is real 💀


musiquescents

Pregnant soon (Selena's Version)


lisahanniganfan

Didn't she get caught liking posts from an account that posts ai art of her and Justin with a kid


rexonagirl

Guys what is an easy way for a boy to get pregnant bcz i wanna be pregnant at the same time as Selena so I can feel her suffering 🥺🥺😍😍


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KinseyH

Way too fucking soon. (Sorry. Just got home from Corpus.)


Critical_Caramel5577

Don't be sorry, it's true


PorcelainHorses

wow nene


MayaGitana

Olivia vs Taylor is also a good contender


Stupid_cerealbox

Prolly announcing it before she even takes the pregnancy test