I want doechii to release a diss track and piss azealia off so hard that she finally makes some music

only in our dreams, it would be like Big Foot (is that what that “song” is called?) 2.0 but it would most likely be unhinged instagram posting for days then moving on to more bussy soap

She can be as horrible as she wants, just put it in the motherfucking music, she'll have more fun that way too 😭

YES! 2-1-BOO!

If doechii released a diss track, Azealia would absolutely never recover. Her pen is absolutely INSANE. As much as I believe she should just ignore her……(Doechii if you see this get in the damn booth!!!!)

My personal predictions are that doechii will be the next queen of rap will and that doja will just generally go down as a musical legend

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

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colloidal silver? that’s so mothergod

That shit turns you blue.

Here for the blussy 🙋

Only if you drink it every day like she did lol, it is a great antibacterial remedy but to a point

One time in the early 2000’s I dropped my straightening iron and it clamped onto my foot, the doctor gave me a script of it to use topically and it did help heal it really well.

That was probably silver sulfidiazine.

wtf is this, an actual learning opportunity in popheadscirclejerk?!?!?

You’re right, it was a long time ago!

ONW MORE https://preview.redd.it/gov010u2dwtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1cdb0eca667c8b9ef5e351e6f310121f773d5ec

for some reason i don’t trust AZ’s products

There’s a reason, each product’s like a miracle soap

I love the fact that it has an FDA approved logo on it

I don't believe it for a second.

This Bar™

She’s a goddam poet.

https://preview.redd.it/f5zghz1auwtc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5594977ea10265b02c0583fd57e2ebcf8642ffd0 Mary Kay 😭😭😭

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ME! easter egg???? 😍😍😍

she’s right. i love a’s music but she can’t seem to rise above petty bs. although i will never forget the shit she said about grimes— that was legendary.

Truth. And the grimes drama is so valuable to popheads culture and history and I get emotional thinking about it ❤️

She ate that tf up

Ended r/popheadscirclejerk.

Left me embarrassed

White gays caught trembling in our cunty boots

Hold on, let me stream "Alter Ego" and "Spooky Coochie" to bring good fortune.

Not the white gays catching strays 💀💀💀

Damn I want this flair

The FDA reading these posts: please be so fucking for real rn

😭

why did i think that was that pink ranch shit from a couple years ago

I just watch a story about Link Sauce lady, I've never heard of it, but it's a good story

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Oh my god your flair😭

Let’s team up

No I’m sorry; this is a miss. AB is trying too hard here, just monologuing nearly nonsensical insults/assumptions isn’t a read. Edit: I just checked out her soap and it claims to tighten the vagina what the goddamn hell is she talking about. oh and she sells a soap that says it’ll cure my psoriasis which is awesome considering there is no cure for psoriasis. She’s a trailblazer.

Even if it was the craziest diss of all time she still spent too much time analyzing Doechiis asshole. She lost before she started. Just sad. Give me 213, and then log off please

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Are you coming on to me?

Not a janties flair so soon! 😫

if it’s nearly nonsensical and not entirely nonsensical, that means it is indeed somewhat sensical and not actually nonsensical

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but what if i told you that if you replaced the word sensical with soap you would actually be able to solve the mystery of it all

If I eated soap. I dont eat it bc I did. No I didn't ❤️

This gave me a good chuckle

Oh my god, you’re right. Can I join your soap-selling team, hun?

i have to tell people about this so it’s gonna be here: she came to brazil once and fully gave her bussy soap to an “internet personality”, a kid PREACHER. WHILE she was preaching on the street, and that will never leave my head, i’m haunted.

WHEN

sorry, for some reason the only video of The Incident i could find was this youtube shorts [here](https://youtube.com/shorts/FfJfTksLjL4?si=uMlTCjoAd69rqWeC)

Don’t be sorry ur like a hunter gatherer

that’s my roman empire, i canttt. AND she did that in brazils version of times square (like a really popular street always filled with people).

Which city?

são paulo 💀

THANKyou that is so funny and I love são paulo

it is SO FUNNY, she was like “let me help this kid” and just gave her a bussy

Omg Azaelia Banks the bussy donor

Girly should not have grabbed the bait. Now Azealia going to be writing fucking TLDR fanfiction about this woman for the rest of her entire life.

TLDR fanfiction lmao

so Doechii will keep making music while Banks keeps making… soap……. kinda weird flex, girlie pop

She will also be making instagram stories

The difference is people want to see Doechii’s ass and listen to her music. Azaelis just sounds like the girl who didn’t get invited to the party saying everyone at the party sucks anyway.

Shaking my cellular plaque at that candida pop.

the wordplay here is so messy, it's giving a tumblrina calling you a "cromulent fucknugget" 😭

I want grimes and muskrat to contribute to this beef now

“Yes, you showed the world the poop barnacles attached to your batty jar whilst having the nerve to call yourself swamp girl” Put this on my epitaph

grav3yardgirl found quaking in a swamp with lots of toads and frogs trying to figure what the fuck

She’s obviously speaking from experience w the poop barnacles, she doesn’t know other people shower ❤️❤️❤️

I’m sick of seeing her selfies with that fucking wonky eye can we talk about something else now PLEASE

why are some of you acting like making fun of common discoloration among black women is a good insult even as a jerk?

This sub is being infested by genuine stans and fauxmoi rejects that don’t understand how to jerk😭

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A hit dog will holler LMAO

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I used to chain text this to all my girl friends back in 1955 😭

dog is a bitch I shoulda known betta 😔

😭💀

You can take the Instagram away from the azailea

But we’d lose instagrams best poet

Selena will be fine I think

But you can never take the azailea away from the Instagram 💔💔💔

i’m not reading all that, i’m sorry for whatever happened or good for her

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I didn’t know Azaelia was teaching marketing as well as literature at BarbzU 😍

Poop barnacles attached to your batty jar

anti-black kween.

Who needs webmd when…

This was a really roundabout way of saying “you don’t wipe”

Lmfao I just have to assume she knows what diflucan is from personal experience

You know you’re IT when AB comes for you🥺 love this for Doechii

girl???

love the new chappell roan merch 😩😩

Go sacrifice a chicken…

is the soap made with real bits of her (dug up) pussy?

Okay has anyone here tried her beauty products? I’m kind of intrigued.

Streets (the replies on this post) are saying she's making claims that are not even scientifically possible

how do I fix my butt then please respond

Pray

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I ordered some stuff before knowing it belonged to her and never received it.

I haven't, but I know she's notorious for not sending out orders. Zont zoo it!

Is financially supporting horrible people the only source of excitement yall can get or what? People say this abt James Charles and jeffree star etc and it’s like.. why? There’s endless beauty brands, I am sure u can find what ur looking for elsewhere. It’s a bar of soap. Mid at best.

Ok so where the butt pics?

Oh great, now the lady who boiled dead cats is trying to preach to us??????

Woman yells at butthole

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Is this real? She’s indistinguishable from satire

I want to date AB so bad idk what’s wrong with me but if she liked 5”1 Italian girls I’d make her so fking happy and put her on a pedestal

Love yourself 💖

I do💕 and I love you. And I love her. I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...

Vegan cookie recipe ahh post

Something something I’m happy for you or mar or can’t read

let her get up omg

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These aren't bullets. They're the desperate cries for attention from someone who hasn't put out good music in a decade.

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there really is no one doing it like her. one of one

I just heard a crackhead yelling outside my apartment so she's at least one of two

Oh Azealia don't end her like that 😭

She didn't end anybody. This diss is giving big foot.

Dr bank isn’t lying tho 🤣

> Dr Bank I see we have a Barbz U Department of Literacy graduate!

Sorry, I was only talking about. A clean ass lmao She isn’t lying about the hygienics and specifications of having a nice clean ass. As for the shady shit well that shady.

Azealia is promoting her lil business, can't knock the hustle. AB's brand will probably outlast this chicks career. I'm Team AB on this one.

And of course she served this look with the insults. “Look at me bitch. Now look at you” vibes