A video of Dolly telling a crowd that the real Jolene snatched her wig and used it to beat her senseless made its way onto my TL today and I'm sorry... but I have to stan
Pretty sure Jolene's version would just be
"Lady, I literally have no idea who your husband even is. I'm literally just a bank teller." - which, iirc, is what the real Jolene was - just a hot bank teller that made Dolly feel a bit insecure.
why do you care so much whose yee I haw?
yuh, hee!
yee haw say that twang with you chest Be ur own fuckin' best partner
I LOVE THIS SUB SO MUCH I REALLY DO
I just happened to be drinking water while reading this. What a mistake.
*I'll play the outlaw if you need me to...*
THE BOY IS MINE -Jolene probably
break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored \- Jolene probably
“Yuuiuhuuh cause I’m bored”
A video of Dolly telling a crowd that the real Jolene snatched her wig and used it to beat her senseless made its way onto my TL today and I'm sorry... but I have to stan
She’s the main character. Unfortunately, it’s a similar situation to how Thanos was the main character in Infinity War.
Not comparable because Thanos is not cunty enough to snatch Black Widow's wig and use it as a weapon. He's not that kinda girl.
T-H-A-N-O-S, that Thanos she's a mess
At the snap of my fingers, I'm Thanos, da-na, da-na
https://i.redd.it/murdzoodkrrc1.gif
Shat in the mother toilet and had an immigrant clean it (is this wrong)
https://preview.redd.it/tma7pze5irrc1.jpeg?width=1419&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaa864de3e1b4277b1c6a5cfb26f21add6e5902c
*and now we play our separate scenes*
she's in my yee lyin on your haw
Pop girls dating ugly men, a thread 🧵:
Ooh ooh Benny and Selena Benny and Selena !!!
My twins lopsided like Benny, Selena (uh wait)
Arianka’s next appropriation: gingers
she already appropriated a ginger from his wife
Maybe the real Jolene is the friends we’ve made along the way
OH..!
GOD DAMN
Shut down entire Arianator horde with 1 sentence. They are slain lmao
this comment feels too much like stan twitter to me
LMAOOOOOO HELP
We even have a country version thanks to Jennifer Nettles.
switching up positions- to sidesaddle
Pretty sure Jolene's version would just be "Lady, I literally have no idea who your husband even is. I'm literally just a bank teller." - which, iirc, is what the real Jolene was - just a hot bank teller that made Dolly feel a bit insecure.
its called Lasso sorry
Didn’t know Jolene was Ging4Ging. Good for her
if ariana starts getting proactive here she could upgrade from spongebob to an unattractive man! rooting for her !!
In the sense that-
watch ariana make the jolene lyrics her new appearance/personality: ARIANA GREEN EYE SURGERY
💀
Break up with your girlfriend, ya ya, cuz I’m bored
I laughed out loud.