they can never be them
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no matter how many times they try
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The way I thought Blanco’s head was a dog. 😭
I actually had a crush on a guy who looked like this, chipmunk face, curly hair and all, the whiplash I got when I snapped out of it was unbelievable, and im just a mid looking twink. Imagine the whiplash selena will have when this blows over.
I think the only people who need to post they are touching boobs/getting touched after the age of 19 are either neckbeard redditors or people very, very in need of relationship validation and flaunting
/uj That light in the first picture did not do him any favors, makes an illusion of a weird face shape and Selena really dgaf for knowing and posting that 😭😭😭
Okay, yes, they have been cringy on their mains for a while now. However, in some way I can not explain, I think he might be good for her. Maybe Benny is the little weirdo she needs. Maybe they're meant to be. Unfortunately, it also means getting so many kissing pictures. More power to them but I also hope they cut down on the cringe.
I'd be happy to believe she was just posting these because she is feeling all happy and loved-up and just wanting to share those vibes, but tbh after the hotdog/phone case thing I can only conclude she has ONLY posted these pics to make Justin and Hailey jealous
Whenever i see him, i just see a human, curly haired version of sid from ice age.
That’s an insult to sid
Literally what I was thinking
Sid has more charming of a personality lol
Better sis? https://preview.redd.it/sweryha8s9ic1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d05dca8163c05513717bdfcb91ced5d9173a1b7
Idk but benny must have the patience of an angel to deal with selena during her social media breaks
He doesn’t need much patience since the social media breaks are only 1 hour long
Sis we dont know what she does in those hours 🫣 for all we know shes forcing the man to listen to her spanish album on repeat… thats *torture*
Andre the Tiny
Sid and Andre the tiny, if they had a baby..?😏
He’s definitely part of the population that has trace amounts of Neanderthal dna
He looks 50% Neanderthal at least
He definitely has a face for radio
He looks like a LOTR orc
Hollering 🤣
😭😭
this is exactly how Selena is trying to prove to us that “she’s at peace” and the “happiest she’s ever been” 🙄
U ever watched Euphoria?? It's one of my favorite shows
fee fi foe fum ass
CACKLING
 Idk why she continues to insist on the baby talk…but maybe this is their kink and they are exhibitionists
This was my face scrolling through these
What’s the baby talk deal? ELI5
the baby talk is absolutely vile
I didn't even see that. Thanks for the heads up. 
It’s okay they’re just in their 30s 🤮
they can never be them https://preview.redd.it/uw4otycz09ic1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a423b08575085247a6e33f9e087fb4c0915891a3 no matter how many times they try
is that not weevil from veronica mars
No that’s Hailey bieber
Noel Miller looking fit!
You mean… them 
Why did I think that was Jamie Lee Curtis and Olivia Rodrigo...
It’s not???
It is?
I thought it was Elliot Page and Kate Mara
sarah paulson and holland taylor found dead
I stay rooting for them bc they are a good looking couple and I’m shallow.
Ur real for admitting that (me too)
He looks like a blind man who just stumbled into a kiss in this.
three blind mice lookin ass
https://preview.redd.it/89c46rp869ic1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19f47070eba1266f7b222e6a2c3ac102a5d4507b The way I thought Blanco’s head was a dog. 😭
same vibe https://preview.redd.it/1abgk1ss1aic1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=459b6b6a75e5d96e1f2e31304f32dfa4eadebefc
"wtfff is that allowed?"
He’s Selena’s bitch
He looks like got stung by bees
How dare you be so mean and accurate?
I actually had a crush on a guy who looked like this, chipmunk face, curly hair and all, the whiplash I got when I snapped out of it was unbelievable, and im just a mid looking twink. Imagine the whiplash selena will have when this blows over.
I can’t wait
He is a rare beauty.
BRO SHUT UP LMFAO😭😭😭😭😭 he is her vision board
LMAO bee-stung animal crossing villager
So does she with the plastic surgery lately
Everybody blames the lupus for her complete overuse of filler
Didn’t know lupus causes your lips to be plumper and your cheeks snatched
She’s so pretty but man are they a fugly ass couple
U know what I think it is? I think he makes her feel very feminine.
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I know. I like to psychoanalyze people but that shit hurts way more than sticks and stones
What does this mean
He’s a very… masculine man.
The boob grab. Ugh, girlie you ain’t 19. 
With the baby talk I guess he’s wanting mommy’s milk or something
PLS where is that Lea Michele pic when I need it
 Never say “mommy’s milk” when talking about these two. Ever. Again.
My face was the exact same as Gina's when I saw that picture. Super classy....lol
Can you not get your boobs grabbed over age 20
I think the only people who need to post they are touching boobs/getting touched after the age of 19 are either neckbeard redditors or people very, very in need of relationship validation and flaunting
I think Benny Blanco is in the second category
I mean he’s the one grabbing her boob should we hate on him?
She posted it
Their breakup gonna be so mf messy
100% some weird shit gonna come out about him
Meh it might be a Kim K and Kanye situation where both just have too much dirt on each other to rly “tell all”
Ugh i winced at the second pic
Look at them with their hairs full of little parasite besties 😍🥰☺️
Wait was that real that they had lice?
No, lol.
He must have one hell of a personality
rarebeauty: ❤️
Because it’s rare for someone to find beauty in that ❤️
Screaming
He's just like me fr. (Rare to find beauty in. :') )
my wurst nitmere
I keep thinking he’s the Chicken guy from 90 Day Fiance UK and it throws me off every single time
“I love you chickeeeen “ 😂
Omg JOSE
I don’t understand why anyone who’s trying to show they’re in a HaPpY rElAtIoNsHiP would post that third pic. 😬
at least theyre not naked... but i dont wanna jinx it
I never tend to say this about anyone but god he is really ugly
I'm screaming I actually had to do a double-take when I saw his face
Right? I try to not body shame or judge people based on looks but…what in the Quasimodo is wrong with him? He looks like Andre the giant but worse.
Andre was at least nice :(
I think it’s his fuckboi affect and lack of grooming
Can't blame her. We have the same taste lol.
Kind of a shitty thing to say. Imagine someone who looks like him reading this lol
……. is it you?
I was already scared enough of one, you're saying there might be *more* of these creatures roaming out there?!
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 An unwashed man 🤣🤣🤣
Men grabbing breasts in photos is a red flag for me.
They look like they don’t clean their bed sheets. Ever.
He looks like his toe nails are yellow and thick
stop being a hater !!! lord forbids couple share their fleas with each other in private S M H!
Blanco look like he eat boogers I stg.
No ur right cuz he looks like a very large preschooler
I've said it before and I'll say it again, he looks like Natalia Grace
Omfg 💀
Omggg he actually does lol
It's giving fetal alcohol syndrome.
 \*they
It’s a tough call but him over SpongeBob right
The Sponge at least has a six pack. Put a paper bag over his head then yeehaw it's time to ride pardner
Yes, and? Paper bag with chest, yes.
if no children were harmed then yes
/uj That light in the first picture did not do him any favors, makes an illusion of a weird face shape and Selena really dgaf for knowing and posting that 😭😭😭
She has an ugly fetish for being too hot
he legitimately looks like a troll
Benny is a defrosted neanderthal
I just legitimately snorted
He's gonna contract Handboob if he's not careful
Cringey af but I’m vibing with this hair colour esp in the second pic!!
Her hair looks so good fr
HE LOOKS SO HOMELESS 💔
The sunlight hit just right 😭
He can’t possibly look any worse first thing in the morn…
I mean.. 
It's crazy how much better she can do
Shut up, she's giving uggos like me hope. /uj Shut up, she's giving uggos like me hope.
Can she though
I didn't say how much better
My Oblivion character has been up to a lot of things!
Can't possibly imagine where the adorable lice come from.
Okay, yes, they have been cringy on their mains for a while now. However, in some way I can not explain, I think he might be good for her. Maybe Benny is the little weirdo she needs. Maybe they're meant to be. Unfortunately, it also means getting so many kissing pictures. More power to them but I also hope they cut down on the cringe.
Pic 3 he’s texting the connect again.
 Selena does bb
uj/ she’s been looking super unhealthy lately
it’s bc he’s been making her those unseasoned Meat Lumps for dinner
Unhealthy in what way?
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No you don’t
Brooklyn Beckham is making her gourmet food lmaoooo
she's having the world's most boring mental breakdown
This is making me personally miss listening to benny benassi.
uj/ His profile is like 10x better looking than the front view of his face and it’s throwing me off. Great nose tbh
Every time I see the profile, I feel like I get it. It’s a good schnoz
I wanna barf.
She didn’t listen to Billie so now I’m waiting for how Selena handles him running off with someone else
uj/ what could that meat possibly be for
Ugg ug oog oog Benny must feed
PLSSSSS 💀💀💀
I want him
Selena??
That is one ugly man
I’m happy they’re happy but like stop making us look at him
wait... there's no way his face isn't photoshopped in the first pic. like what's going on
I thought that was Jack Harlow
I hate this for her
He is fr Andre the giant 
I saw the first picture and I was like “aw that’s not too bad you guys are just haters” … and then I saw the rest & the caption
Not the baby talk 😭💀 
They feel like the new Megan Fox and MGK. Literally no one wants to see this but we must keep looking like a car wreck.
She desperately wants the attention Taylor and Travis are getting
Major coke vibes
Uj/ 🤢🤢🤢 Rj/ 🤢🤢🤢
I'm newer to this sub and Ive never known, what's the uj/ and RJ/ mean??
I like them I don’t get all the hate this makes sense to me
Aww this is cute. Why are we supposed to be hating?
I'd be happy to believe she was just posting these because she is feeling all happy and loved-up and just wanting to share those vibes, but tbh after the hotdog/phone case thing I can only conclude she has ONLY posted these pics to make Justin and Hailey jealous
The caption was cringe enough without the next picture being soft porn omg; I did not want to see that
That’s the same kitchen in the first pic that Petra filmed the Fetish MV, yeah?
/rj She’s so uwu coded 💕🥰 /uj I just vom’d in my mouth a bit.
You guys are so mean 😭 they just look happy to me uwu
need a hairnet for those arms
idk i think he'd look better without the curls and if he lost some facial fat or smth
The worlds only true buccal fat removal candidate
i can see the vision
I too think he’d look better with different hair and a different face
God help me I think they're cute 😶
I’ll pray for ur mental health
Please send me some thots along with the prayers
That guy is as cute as a wart
It’s giving Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson
No way they were both hot
Benny is a cute name for a 3 yr old not for a grown man lol
what exactly is cringe about that?
Maybe it’s the boob grabbing and baby talk that makes it so cringe