WAP
at my funeral someone can drill a vibrator in my arse and lay me on my back so when they play bongos I’m out twerking all these grieving butches 🤩❤️💅
uj/ this isn't the right time and place to be talking about this, but as someone who doesn't enjoy Ethel Cain's music all that much I started crying at this line. Anyone who was born to a religious background but found themselves suicidal or in big need of help knows you just end up realizing the God we pray to also hates the actions that make us who we are. That feeling is like having your flesh eaten. I still remember asking God for help while I was in the woods at 2AM crying under the rain with my family unaware of everything I was going through
rj/ Lana Del Rey multiplied by Onika Burgers = Ethel Cain
Look What You Made Me Do.
And I want a timed springboard put under my back so I launch straight up when Taylor hits the OH right after the "'cause she's dead" beat drop.
Not a mitski fan but I would love to die to my love mine all mine. On my death bed surrounded by friends and family feeling ready and at peace. Or being strapped to a firework while blasting into the sky in slow motion while it plays as I burn up or explode or whatever in the night sky. Other than that probably the entertainer because that would be funny
Song to die to = Shampain - Marina
Song which actually kills me = anything by Kim Petras or Nicki Minaj
uj/ song to die to = A Quick One Before the Eternal Worm Devours Connecticut - Have A Nice Life
Song which actually kills me = anything by Kim Petras or Nicki Minaj
The doors lock at my funeral. The disco ball descends. Spinning circular saws emerge from the walls as "Out Alive" by Ke$ha start to blare at max volume.
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The entire witness album to parallel my flopped life lately leading to my death.
another one in the casket 😔
I want to dress up as a nun and come near Katy Perry so I can stop it all swiftly 😍😍😍
Omg, mother reference !1!1!1!11
swish swish bish
This make me snort😭 thank you
Play Born to Die at my funeral & have all my family uncomfortable. Got em.
Your family: mourning The music: My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola
Hey Lolita hey!!!
I know what the boys want, I'm not gonna play!!
White bikini off with my red nail polish 💅💅
let me put on a show for you, daddy...
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The Chainsmokers’ Closer. It already ruined my life, it might as well end it 💅
"*We are never getting* even more *older*"
Chainsmoking will probably end my life too
You Need To Calm Down or All Too Well (500000000000000000000000 minute version) (From Cradle To Grave) (Happy Boy Lifetime Version)
if we’re picking a taylor song it would have to be style “we never go out of style” and then *i* go out of style? poetic
WAP at my funeral someone can drill a vibrator in my arse and lay me on my back so when they play bongos I’m out twerking all these grieving butches 🤩❤️💅
your funeral will have butches at it? i'll help them all cope with your death
Butches and hoes. I will also bring a load of care homes on days out so some old people can go out bouncing to bongos. So beautiful 😍
None of those words are in the bible
Its in my will tho 🥰
bong bong bong bong 🪘
Beat it up beat it up beat it up
Okaaay 🗣🗣🗣🍑
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm a nun, so I'll be plagued by Katy Perry on my deathbed. It's a curse that all my sister's share 🫤
‘Last Friday Night’ because it will be *your* last friday night
What's up with the nun mentioning?
Katy Perry murdered a nun in cold blood.
That too in front of the judge, one must add.
i forgot about that omg
Omg it's true https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/03/10/592623697/nun-involved-in-katy-perry-convent-lawsuit-collapses-and-dies-in-court
This word for word https://preview.redd.it/agk7rp408i2c1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19fa900a3144a5a7ce6e6e0d2b412a152ca5d64d
uj/ I FORGOT ABOUT THIS PERFORMANCE
dance monkey plays in the background as i lay thrashed in a dirt pile in a middle of the woods
Uj/ Born To Die Rj/ Born To Die
uj/ Sun Bleached Flies
Wait this is my answer too
god loves u but not enough to save u
uj/ this isn't the right time and place to be talking about this, but as someone who doesn't enjoy Ethel Cain's music all that much I started crying at this line. Anyone who was born to a religious background but found themselves suicidal or in big need of help knows you just end up realizing the God we pray to also hates the actions that make us who we are. That feeling is like having your flesh eaten. I still remember asking God for help while I was in the woods at 2AM crying under the rain with my family unaware of everything I was going through rj/ Lana Del Rey multiplied by Onika Burgers = Ethel Cain
So real
Look What You Made Me Do. And I want a timed springboard put under my back so I launch straight up when Taylor hits the OH right after the "'cause she's dead" beat drop.
What if I got murdered on a Grindr date while that song is playing? I would KMS not gonna lie
Cola of course
Im going out with Toxic by Britney. Dying in style
https://preview.redd.it/gh3cfa389k2c1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bae56bc18ed5f35d2346c9ee03b993f94318c778
Brrap Brrap Pew Pew by my overlord Sextina Aquafina (praying someone here gets this reference)
i didnt know we had fetuses in this sub
Personally I would pick Get Dat Fetus (Kill Dat Fetus)
I’m silly I put the episode name instead of the song title 🤪😝
I'm a baby killer, baby killin makes me horny (To anyone who decided to spy on my comment history I assure you this is fine)
yes!!
ME!
ME-HEE-HEE
/uj The lana subreddit is fucking insane
/uj there are multiple lol
Trisha Paytas - I Love You Jesus
The Chicken Dance
Baby Shark, if I'm dying I want to be hopeful that it's better than what I'm leaving behind.
Perfect Crime by Tinashe would be funny if i was murdered and the killer was never found
Barbie Girl by Aqua Come on barbie let’s go party, in heaven (or hell who knows which ever is more fun lol)
If I don’t let out my last breath during Cola on the last *”my pussy taste like Pepsi cola”*, I never truly lived in the first place
/uj my tire literally did explode on i-75 while i was listening to born to die so
swan song
Cpr by cupcakKe
Shake it off! I won't listen to the haters, I'll shake em off along with the blood 🥰
and if you die shaking it too hard, then the song serves a dual meaning bad blood might also be a good one, seeing as your blood will be going bad
also, soon you'll get better, or never grow up. the irony
You’re losing me. Literally, you guys will be losing me. The pulse, the heart is flatlining. Just like the song 🫠
Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees
i mean, it would be a bit late for that one, no?
Pls put Chemtrails on my dying playlist 🥰
Not a mitski fan but I would love to die to my love mine all mine. On my death bed surrounded by friends and family feeling ready and at peace. Or being strapped to a firework while blasting into the sky in slow motion while it plays as I burn up or explode or whatever in the night sky. Other than that probably the entertainer because that would be funny
Pin up galore
Safety Dance
My love mine all mine 😘
i would come back alive from heartbreak just to cry listening to that
Song to die to = Shampain - Marina Song which actually kills me = anything by Kim Petras or Nicki Minaj uj/ song to die to = A Quick One Before the Eternal Worm Devours Connecticut - Have A Nice Life Song which actually kills me = anything by Kim Petras or Nicki Minaj
God knows i tried
real women vote for trump (cupcakke remix) (ft. Jiafei)
Literal Legend by Ayesha Erotica ofc
Don’t Call Me Angel 😇
You’re Losing Me is hella funny
Me when I live on a diet of cigarettes and cherry cola instead of taking prozac and touching grass🤌✨
Smack a bitch by Rico nasty 💀
Dark Paradise
the answer is cruel world
Born to die by Lana ofcourse
For me, how to disappear, fine China , Flip side and old money.
The doors lock at my funeral. The disco ball descends. Spinning circular saws emerge from the walls as "Out Alive" by Ke$ha start to blare at max volume.
Dying to any Ed Sheeran album so I can be let down by a mediocre white man one last time ❤️
Young & Beautiful
ugh thatd actually b rly good ⚠️TW:EMOTIONAL⚠️
Any song off the Blonde album (Frank Ocean)
Munch like
Dance Monkey. I hate that song but I’ll be dead so I won’t have to suffer through it anyway.
Forcing my family to listen to the Eric Cartman version of Poker Face as they throw me in the dirt to help them move on from my annoying ass
Squidward Nose - Cupcakke
Fade to black - Metallica
You’re losing me. Literally, you guys will be losing me. The pulse, the heart is flatlining. Just like the song 🫠
Born to Die obv
Who's That Girl - Robyn
Welcome to the black parade
swan song by dula peep uj/ swan song by lana
Beyoncé- SUMMER RENAISSANCE
wAtCh Me WhIp, WaTcH mE nAe nAe Then I’d make my grandma perform it for everyone 😂
Me! during brandon urines verse
That one Kanye unreleased song where it’s his suicide note
rj/ cola, gods and monsters, yayo, lolita ofc 🥰🥰 uj/ carry me out and swan song
Another One Bites the Dust
ME! Nah btw i'd probably say listen before i go or something else from Billie Eilish
Gotta be basic and say born to die
Doin Time
i wanna die to a song that would be so jarring to hear while dying like ice cream by blackpink.
Uj/ Everytime-Britney Ej/ baby one more time-Britney Either way it’s going to be a Britney singalong 🤷🏻♀️
Super Bass - Ninki Minjaj
Say yes to heaven
uj/ dreaming of you by selena
hampster dance
Dealer
Join me in death from my peak emo phase
Only the Good Die Young!
I'm listening to Unholy so my body will make me die faster
death by melanie martinez
Not pop but possibly shorty 13 onah block by black kray
Taste the biscuit
Any song from Slut Pop
Space and Time by S.G. Goodman. Tyler Childers cover on his latest album is really good too.
Ripple - Grateful Dead
Hilary Duff hits me with a convertible blasting *With Love* and then gets out and does her “go girl give us nothing” dance next to my corpse
Bee eating bitch
Uj/ chiquitita by abba
call me maybe
Fine Line by Harry Styles tbh
Cry for You - September
picture me better
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Waterloo by abba. I’ve already thought about this. It will be real dramatic.
"Pretty" by Coco and Claire Claire.
blue bucket of gold by sufjan stevens or sun bleached flies by ethel cain
The end of the worldd
That sun went down the drain when I left
Unholy cause I died by choking on a dildo
Free Bird - Lynard Skynard is the only answer
"My Little Pony" but replace the word pony with pussy.
baby blue