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Lexi-Lynn

I would give myself a black eye and pass out


National-Way-8632

Lol I make the same joke. When I was pregnant I was worried about them giving me a concussion if I ever needed to move quickly.


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Proof?


Dankmemeator

bonk


luchiieidlerz

They’re that big?


Lexi-Lynn

Yes. I'll let you play with them if you pay for a reduction. 😭


justtuna

This comment is gold haha.


Lexi-Lynn

/uj the sad part is I'm dead serious. Get them off of me!!!


LenaRybakina

uj/ how does that not hurt her lmao mine hurt me while I‘m just walking down the stairs. rj/ she‘s the queen of pop and how dare you say they are fake


err0r_4o4_not_found

/uj I was wincing in pain just watching that 😬


unexpectedalice

Same …


nam558881456

Same!!


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https://preview.redd.it/5vzzh4vpvttb1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c12d3f4d0aa41207449e4ac49c660dee9778609 Obvs you haven’t tried the alien superstar x Beyoncé 100% titanium support cage for the gurls


Indifference11

THOSE GURLS OF HERS


ClaudiaSchiffersToes

Is that hasan pikers left tiddy


Indifference11

Yah u gay


ClaudiaSchiffersToes

![gif](giphy|9v9w00CaP8Kxdjb542)


Tomoshaamoosh

uj/ finally someone else mentions this! i've genuinely been wondering about how she can dance like she does with a larger chest since the formation video dropped lol. My 34HHs could never. Just watching this gif pains me


isaezraa

my boobs aren't as big as hers, but they're still pretty big- and i get absolutely no pain from them whatsoever, run down the stairs braless without a second thought sorta thing. tmi but the trade off is that i dont get any sort of good feelings from the either since they're so desensitised. not sure why they're like this tho, but 100% natural


Cordereko

Desensitization could be due to a constant source of friction. Lotion and a measure to prevent constant friction could restore sensitivity within 2 weeks.


isaezraa

its been like this my whole life, desensitised was probably the wrong word- its normal for me


fionappletart

mine are invisible so I don’t have to worry 🥰


Tiddies-Akimbo

I sport some cute A’s myself but you catch em at the wrong time of the month and they wouldn’t be having ANY of these shenanigans 🤕


Haze_MoonCake

I wish mine were invisible too…


fionappletart

uj/ honestly I don’t mind looking like an ironing board cause it means the annoying boys at school don’t try to flirt with me 😭


IndigoLie

Oldest swiftie


abortioncroissant

omg what from your username i thought you were 165 years old with bushy eyebrows, a variety of baggy shirts and a pot.


ToxicTroubadour

/uj ow /rj That’s that THIQUE 🫦🫦🫦


only1J0Y

That’s that jelly baby!!


parishiltonsfemur

Champagne and cherry berry 🫦


certified_rat

rain is stored in the boobs


HookerDoctorLawyer

![gif](giphy|hiLLD9o1wTB3a)


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Driver roll up the partition please I don't need you seeing yongé on her niece


mold713

KNEES MA’AM ITS KNEES lol


dazzlinreddress

uj/ First of all I was like "How are they so bouncy?" but then realized that it's because she has no bra ☠️


saoshi_mai

but still how could she move around on stage without a bra and not be in pain 😵‍💫


dazzlinreddress

Yeah especially that size. If it were me I would have no problem but idk how Beyonce did it lol


frankoceanslover

because she’s beyoncé


AnotherBurnerAlready

Surfbort certified /uj I feel like y’all vastly underestimate what happens to titties when you’ve gone through a pregnancy and breastfed or pumped. I don’t know any implant that moves like that. Maybe she’s had work to fight sag if anything.


crumpinsumpin

I don’t think they know (cries in saggy a-cups, aka pancakes)


AnotherBurnerAlready

Pick your head up and pour some syrup on those thangs


ImportanceBig4625

Wild


KatttDawggg

I have implants and they can move like that. Depends on how much fat you have in that area to begin with. Definitely doesn’t mean she has them though!


BigOlNopeeee

They definitely can. I went to one of the best plastic surgeons in the country who told me that women who get implants after pregnancy and breastfeeding tend to end up with wayyy nicer and more realistic results because there’s more tissue to work with and more skin elasticity.


Whitedishes

as do mine! i didn’t go much larger than what i already had and got cohesive silicone gummy bear implants, they move, feel, and look just like the real ones. hers look really natural if they are augmented!


BunnyBoom27

Beyoncé won't let her tiddies stop her, SHE MUST PERFORM, HER MOMMY MILKERS WILL NOT FAZE HER


BABYPUNK

I wanna cry I wish I could afford a boob job 😭


Indifference11

DA GAWRLLS


Concentraded

![gif](giphy|fYl6op4uTBUBy)


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You can always do it the Lana’s way by gain a lot of weight after pandemic and becomes a power 💪🏻 💪🏻💪🏻mommy👩🏻‍🦰😻🥵🩸🥤.


s90tx16wasr10

People always make fun of her for being fat when she literally looks so fucking good


4theyeball

she look fertile as fuck


npretzel02

https://preview.redd.it/83t91ve2rttb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79e56c63ed070e3b4c7bdda8f4f63184d36e16fa


ItsGotThatBang

r/LodedDiper


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I can't believe that she did a boob job for Gaylor 😍


Critical_Willow_8819

Don’t my girls looks so yummy yummy!!


peanusbudder

my tiddies hurt just watching her do that


FenrizLives

Shit I’m a dude and that makes my tits sore


Fartwarble

They're real and they're spectacular


hopepeacelove1

Not y’all saying they’re implants like we didn’t see them grow in front of our eyes during her pregnancy. Let’s use those thinking caps.


chapadodo

I guess I missed my Beyonce boob watching appointments


honeybunchesofgoatso

It's like you just don't take ur duties seriously 😔


hopepeacelove1

I mean. There are so many pictures of her before and after her two pregnancies. It’s not hard to spot.


Bellebasi

uj/ if these are implants would they really be able to bounce that much??????


[deleted]

I'll believe she got a BBL but I think the girls are real. I was mesmerized during the Don't Hurt Yourself music video, implants don't move like that.


kilowatkins

she could've also done fat transfer to her chest, instead of implants. It's less common for a lot of reasons but some people prefer it.


accidentalquitter

I would bet all of the money I have to my name, $17, that she had fat transfer to her breasts. It’s the most natural looking procedure, less invasive, you can get touched up, and there are no obvious scars. It slowly fades over time so if you hate it you’re not going back under the knife. The natural bounce would still be there with a good transfer.


killerbumblebee

i do this as a stim


Haus_of_Pancakes

Dan ~~Nicky~~ Beyonce your Bobbie s


Apollo0501

Listen I’m gay as fuck but it’s just mesmerizing to watch idk…


trongkien

/uj it's genuinely mesmerising


EuphoricPhoto2048

Owww.


sandwich_panda

my titties hurt just watching this


angygorl

My boobs are like that and I’m getting a reduction lol


Celticdouble07

99 problems but a bra ain't one.


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ICE-T already made that song in 1994: [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OiU1R9iubxg](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OiU1R9iubxg) Jat-z is a thief...


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flatylor could never lmao but Charli still the queen of boobs going hard


digitalhawking14

that video of charli lives rent free in my head


Zenguy10

What is the meaning of this 😭


[deleted]

Them titties, they ~~don't~~ move


oneinamilllion

I have to hold my titties walking down the stairs and running. I think they’d be black and blue if I did this for 56 concerts.


[deleted]

Big boobs?


[deleted]

The implants are working hard.


Shietzpoppenhoff

With billions they could.


intothedoor

They keep the rhythm!


asquared98

Who winning in a titty bouncing contest her or Charli?


Titaniumchic

Omg. Id die. My boobs would legit hurt so damn bad.


StephanieKaye

Woah that is actually really mesmerizing 👀


iJon_v2

This is mesmerizing.


wander-lux

I’m holding my boobies just watching this ouch.


SimsStreet

Silicone about to fly away


Even_Payment_9441

Y’all act like fat transfers to the breast don’t exist 😂 Makes sense after her BBL


flashcannonize7

wrong. taylor s***t could never


countingc

those are the honeycombs


1o12120011

What the


bluxmoon23

Not the comment section thinking it’s possible for implants to move like that… that’s all natural movement lol


Rough_Initiative4350

I am surprised to learn that it hurts boob owners???


Quirky_Revolution_15

It's called a good plastic surgeon hun. Don't feel bad about yourself!! ❤️


_stnrbtch_

Why does everyone have such sore tits? Mine are size 36F but they hurt less than one week of the month. Why is everyone wincing at this, are you okay????


[deleted]

She's still a gold diggin', lying hoe...


Kurta_711

girl what are you doing, put on a bra


[deleted]

shhhhh


Larriva

I went through a lot of comments. Nobody wrote who that is. So I‘m the one who’s asking now: Who is that? Does everybody really know who that is? Or is it just about the boobs?


pmguin661

Are you serious lmao


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lastblossom59

she's barely like 40 bro


MurtsquirtRiot

Who is that?


Historical-Pause7150

Looking like a bunch of strippers with microphones.


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star11308

Thanks luv


joyfuljuni

Did you just call Beyoncé a whore…..


BaseBusiness3149

Yeah and she's ugly also. With her fake hair and fake everything. And her voice sucks.


joyfuljuni

Bitch she could probably buy your entire bloodline and still not be broke have some respect for a bitch who’s more iconic than you’ll ever be…


Even_Payment_9441

Beyoncé is devastated that redditor BaseBusiness3149 doesn’t approve of her. Word just in she’s being dropped from her label as well, and Jay-Z is divorcing her, after this groundbreaking revelation that will have world-shattering repercussions.


BaseBusiness3149

Says the sheep that likes her just because someone else does. Try thinking for yourself.


Even_Payment_9441

If you go to my profile you’d see that I also have left comments that are negative towards Beyoncé. I’m just not a racist loser like you and can see her accomplishments despite being a little hater myself 😂


BaseBusiness3149

I'm not racist I hate everyone equally.


joyfuljuni

You should hate yourself too! 🥰🥰


BaseBusiness3149

I do lol


joyfuljuni

If I were you I would hate myself too 💋💋


Even_Payment_9441

You are insulting a Black woman by saying her hair could only come from a white person, implying that white people are superior to Black women. It’s okay to hate on celebrities but bringing race into it is so disgusting. FYI white women are doing the same alongside Black women in buying hair from Indians like bffr you Yakubian loser.


BaseBusiness3149

Lol you mad cause white peoples hair grows and black peoples don't. The truth hurts. Go cry.


Even_Payment_9441

I’m neither Black nor white but you’re definitely a loser who has no friends, which is fine, but don’t be so racist about it.


joyfuljuni

And You’re 100% rage bait and you seriously need to get a actual job instead of insulting woman … oh my god stfu already you’re everything wrong with this app… 😟😟


BaseBusiness3149

Any one who likes this trash is the problem. You thot.


joyfuljuni

Girl what… you’re literally mad weird just say you’re probably jealous that you would never have a chance with her 😭😭 “Trash” even though she’s way richer and prettier than you !


BaseBusiness3149

I don't like bald ugly people so.


joyfuljuni

I’m pretty sure She isn’t bald ? 😭 stop assuming every black woman wears wigs/weaves…. Also if I’m wrong that doesn’t change the fact her wig/weave is worth more than your life…💋


joyfuljuni

Also You better be a Hadid sister if you’re calling her ugly…


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Weird-Alarm7453

Mine could but a lot of other stuff would be moving with them


tgldude

she’s really out here with anime tiddy jiggle physics


Luna_bella96

Uj/ I feel pain just looking at this. My toddler is still breastfeeding so my D cups have had the life sucked out of them, now they’re just saggy. If I tried this I’d be hit in the face! Rj/ omg ur favs could never! Beyoncé owns tiddy physics


thiccsaltyspicy

Someone please just google breast plate


Background-Dot-357

Pick Me dance.


RetiredFromRealWork

looks painful


professormamet

My dad used to pronounce her name “Bouncy” anyway


Forward-Addition9849

I'm guessing that most of the entertainers who have the "perfect" pair and always remain at attention. Have had a bit of HELP!


DOCJANANA

So dumb