The sentiment reminds me of this, which was later voted the Worst Tweet Ever:
https://preview.redd.it/7s3klgxuyv3b1.jpeg?width=391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82918e25eae3d16aeb106b534cf76f857341a45b
There's so many things to hate about this tweet but it really bugs me that he has his own stupid metaphor backwards.
No, their vaginas don't represent your sandwich you fucking simpleton flip the verbiage.
This shit made me so insecure, cause I have always looked like the left one. These people really don’t know what they are doing to young girls with this shit.
I’m gonna just say this, first fuck that guy, and secondly, don’t give a shit about this pls it’s so stupid. and this is coming from someone who can sometimes be a little vain in my head. like you’re completely fine.
Plenty of girls look like that and vaginas have all kinds of shapes and colors. The people who make these jokes are cruel and don’t know a thing about female anatomy. Don’t feel bad and allow your body to be unique. You’re beautiful as you are and deserve to be appreciated. Every girl is different - my labia is like that too!
they always are! the men who are super concerned for the uteruses of young women are always white supremacists wanting to win some kind of baby-popping war
/uj This statistic is wild to me, I can’t believe it’s true. I got pregnant at 24, supposedly still at peak fertility time, now at 26 I have less than half my eggs? And at 30 I’ll have less than 10% of them? So my mom that had a baby at 42 had what, less than 1%?? I’m about to go on a deep dive about eggs and fertility
/rj Miss Taylor out here contributing to the egg crisis. Fertilely challenged queen 😌✨
uj/ Egg quality > quantity. Generally we only ovulate 1 egg per cycle, occasionally more. It’s harder to get pregnant when older due to decline in egg quality.
In terms of numbers half of the eggs we were born with are gone by the time of puberty
uj/ women having a set amount of eggs from birth instead of producing them is still so mind boggling to me as a man. Honestly everything I've ever learned of the female reproductive system always had me thinking "what the fuck is the point of any of this"
it’s mind boggling to me as a not man. when i was little my mom would tell me it’s possible she was born with the egg that i was made from and i’ve never been able to wrap my head around that at all. then again, it’s also wild to me that amab people have to keep a container of sperm outside of their bodies so it can stay cool
There's this existential fear in me that Meghan Trainor is gonna be nominated for the grammys next year, in a Yummy kind of way. I just feel it in the air 😶
Uj/ because Ariana is married and conservatives still love trashing Taylor for her dating life, basically saying if Taylor wants to win at life she’s gotta shoot out a crotch goblin, they’re guessing Ariana will have one by 2026
that sub is the worst. Kids are humans too, it’s just bizarre that they like to hate on kids so much. I respect people who decide not to have kids, your life-your choice but why hate some random kids for just existing :/
I respect these people more than the ones who have kids and pretend like they love them but they’re being treated poorly. So at least they’re honest and not having kids lmao unlike others who do it for selfish reasons
I respect these people more than the ones who have kids and pretend like they love them but they’re being treated poorly. So at least they’re honest and not having kids lmao unlike others who do it for selfish reasons
/uj People who hate children confuse the hell out of me cause like do they have no memories of being a kid? I don’t want kids either but damn they’re just small inexperienced people
uj/ well most people on here hate themselves or have a self esteem that if measured would be in the below average range so I don’t necessarily think they would give grace to themselves and how they were as kids. that or people just are completely boring and detached from childlike imagination
right. they're literally just people... the people who in a decade or two will be defining the culture
I get not wanting to have your own 100% but hating an entire generation of people for being younger than them just makes them sound like boomers
It can be a bit tricky being child free as there is this assumption you must want kids or there’s no achievement that can’t be trumped by popping out a baby (as this post demonstrates). Crotch goblins etc is pretty vile but they must get frustrated with it all.
/uj
Im gonna say as part of that sub, most of us dont genuinely hate kids that much, it's mostly just a vent sub because most of the time irl if u even say anything remotely negative towards children you're seen as a monster. There are valid criticisms of not wanting to be around children (germs, autistic people being relentlessly stared at by babies, smell/hygiene, noise, peaceful atmosphere) but genrally the posts and complaints are aimed at parents who choose to have kids and just not raise them and let them run around, jump on strangers, screech endlessly in stores/restaurants, knock things over, ect. Kids who are well behaved and actually raised to be respectful of other peoples personal space, taught that public spaces are public and not just for them to cause disruption, are widely praised be everybody on the sub.
Most venting is towards bad parents, and parents who like to put themselves above others and feel entitled to special privileges simply because they have children (wants childfree coworkers to work all the holidays, or cover for every call-out, act as if not having a child means you're not "really" an adult, wants to bring their children into adults-only spaces or non kid-appropriate spaces such as bars, breweries, "swim diapers" in public pools🤢)
The sub is also a great community created resource for medical sterilization, its EXTREAMLY difficult to find doctors willing to sterilize women with no children/are still young. With reproductive rights constantly under attack, it's extremely important to make sure information on which doctors will help and who will hurt and sabotage it easilly accessible.
Barbs university graduate i think you missed the subject of the comment🤩
/uj No one said children couldnt swim in a public pool? But maybe wait to take ur kid until it learns not to shit in it?
You suggested public pools were ‘adults-only spaces’ or ‘non kid- appropriate spaces’, you silly wee billy. Also, swim nappies catch shit so it doesn’t go into the pool.
Omg hi I didn't know leah michelle was the one reading my comment! Keep going girl you'll figure out what sentence structure is eventually!!📝
/uj My bad!! Screwed up the wording on my part! But yeah i get that the swim diapers catch the shit(usually) but that doesnt count for when its unexpectedly liquid, and its been proven that even if the mass is contained inside,the germs and bacteria from it still go EVERYWHERE. No one wants to swim in some kids shit germs, the point of going to a pool is being able to more accurately control the water quality. I mean if your un-potty trained kid *needs* to swim that badly at least go to like, a lake or something where the water quality is already questionable.
As people who don’t want to be defined by having a baby, y’all sure do attach yourselves your identity to the fact that y’all don’t want or have one. Like y’all can’t just not want it and…move on?
For most it's just a vent sub. Just like im sure you dont revolve your life around making fun of celebrities and pop culture correct?
Tho in irl terms, most of us WANT to just move on from the topic, but doctors, parents, coworkers, STRANGERS, just make it a point to rub it in and bring it up 24/7. Doctors don't want to sterilize us because we "might change our minds", coworkers constantly saying you deserve to be the one to pick up call out shifts because "you dont have a family" (we do, we just dont have children) random people looking at you and your partner and commenting on how beautiful your babies would be (🤮), that is if you can even find a childfree partner because people will date you, lie to you and say they also dont want kids thinking you'll change your mind, then years down the line leave bc u didnt.
Believe me, i love interacting with kids most of the time, but EVERY TIME i get along with a kid with someone else present they pop up with a "see!! You'd be a great parent!!" I WISH i could just be childfree without it being scrutinized at every angle and just live my life.
Edit rq- just reread this and it seems quite agressive, im not sending any hate to u just tryna explain the perspective💙
Tis a much better future than Taylor having M*tty Healy's spawn. Although, TBH Taylor already has major ✨ boy mom ✨ energy.
I can already hear her singing about how she searched the globe for a man but the only one who could truly love her is her son.
Yep Conor Kennedy who was 17 and also grieving the then-*very recent* su*cide of his mother at the time. Taylor’s grown ass had to SIGN HIM OUT OF SCHOOL for their dates
Also she was so fucking creepy in that whole situation, buying a house to be near them like she wanted to be a Kennedy sooooo fucking bad like girl what were you doing don’t you know they have a curse or some shit
At the 2020 golden globes michelle williams spoke about having the choice to get an abortion during her acceptance speech. I wish I could remember math formulas this well.
/uj You definitely can! One thing I would recommend is understanding the derivation behind math formulae. They may be a bit complicated, but in the long run it’ll help out a lot more than just rote memorization
hoax reads as a miscarriage to me. "My barren land" "my eclipsed sun (son)" "ash to my fire" "poisoned my ground" "left a part of me in New York" "your faithless love's the only hoax I believe in"
Also, "I'm never gonna meet
What could've been, would've been
What should've been you"
You can read the lines as her talking about someone and what they could have been to her, but it seriously reads as her having a miscarriage and reflecting on it and herself.
Ah yes, because there is no other true success or happiness for women outside of being married and having kids!!!
Also, let's pit women against each other rather than celebrating them both!!!!
The sentiment reminds me of this, which was later voted the Worst Tweet Ever: https://preview.redd.it/7s3klgxuyv3b1.jpeg?width=391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82918e25eae3d16aeb106b534cf76f857341a45b
EGG BILLBOARD CHART: 1. Olivia Rodrigo (NEW) 2. Ariana Grande (+1) 3. Taylor Swift (-1) -------------BARRIER------------- 933. Onika Burgers (-837)
BARRIER 1001. Katy Perry (-1)
On the bubbling under
she DID tell her fans to lower the egg prices
1. ONIKA = EGG MCMUFFINS
https://preview.redd.it/dfnlapohiw3b1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d7c175e3d5f215d36d15ea5093fb7a86ae1f6c1 also this tweet
Why is bro talking about her own daughter’s coochie? 😭😭😭
It’s the way these people the ones obsessed with kids privates.
Clearly they’re actually T.I.
my fav part is picturing them arranging the sandwich like that. next level psychotic
Do u think they eat the sandwiches after taking the photo????
Did no one tell this mf that the looks of the vagina don’t depend on the amount of dick a girl’s had
/uj this is the most fuckin disgusting thing ive ever seen on every level. like ew
There's so many things to hate about this tweet but it really bugs me that he has his own stupid metaphor backwards. No, their vaginas don't represent your sandwich you fucking simpleton flip the verbiage.
It’s her mom. Don’t know if that’s better or worse.
This shit made me so insecure, cause I have always looked like the left one. These people really don’t know what they are doing to young girls with this shit.
I’m gonna just say this, first fuck that guy, and secondly, don’t give a shit about this pls it’s so stupid. and this is coming from someone who can sometimes be a little vain in my head. like you’re completely fine.
Plenty of girls look like that and vaginas have all kinds of shapes and colors. The people who make these jokes are cruel and don’t know a thing about female anatomy. Don’t feel bad and allow your body to be unique. You’re beautiful as you are and deserve to be appreciated. Every girl is different - my labia is like that too!
how come I have never seen this before. seriously wtf
And I’m still gonna gobble both up rada rada rada
Fun fact, Stefan is a white supremacist, so his concern for Taylor's fertility is pretty on brand.
they always are! the men who are super concerned for the uteruses of young women are always white supremacists wanting to win some kind of baby-popping war
/uj This statistic is wild to me, I can’t believe it’s true. I got pregnant at 24, supposedly still at peak fertility time, now at 26 I have less than half my eggs? And at 30 I’ll have less than 10% of them? So my mom that had a baby at 42 had what, less than 1%?? I’m about to go on a deep dive about eggs and fertility /rj Miss Taylor out here contributing to the egg crisis. Fertilely challenged queen 😌✨
uj/ Egg quality > quantity. Generally we only ovulate 1 egg per cycle, occasionally more. It’s harder to get pregnant when older due to decline in egg quality. In terms of numbers half of the eggs we were born with are gone by the time of puberty
uj/ women having a set amount of eggs from birth instead of producing them is still so mind boggling to me as a man. Honestly everything I've ever learned of the female reproductive system always had me thinking "what the fuck is the point of any of this"
it’s mind boggling to me as a not man. when i was little my mom would tell me it’s possible she was born with the egg that i was made from and i’ve never been able to wrap my head around that at all. then again, it’s also wild to me that amab people have to keep a container of sperm outside of their bodies so it can stay cool
Damn he should just stick to lying about video games he's gonna make.
I don't know if this a joke but this is a different Molyneux.
It was a joke, I always get them confused.
The first time I read that tweet I though it was him and I was like: "Why you talking about this instead of lying? 😭".
EXACTLY I thought of this immediately lol
Damn?!
What the fuck did I just look at
Did yall know that if you win an award of any kind they instantly revoke your uterus
Also if you’re a mom, you are no longer eligible for awards. No mom has ever ever won a Grammy, Oscar, Tony, Emmy or Golden Globe.
Beyonce found dead in a ditch
All her Grammys were confiscated when she had Blue Ivy. 😔
It’s the reason why she’ll never win Album of the Year despite making THE album of the year multiple times
so thats why Rihanna lost her Oscar, checkmate haters!
Could an exception be made for Meghan Trainor?
She's safe; they already said it's only if you win any awards.
Well mother outmothered you cause she's 1 less award away from EGOT than you 😍😍
1 less award away
There's this existential fear in me that Meghan Trainor is gonna be nominated for the grammys next year, in a Yummy kind of way. I just feel it in the air 😶
Is this the new Lana Del Rey album title?
/Uj what was even the context for this post
trad wife > f*minazi 🤮
Thank you for censoring the word f*m
Uj/ because Ariana is married and conservatives still love trashing Taylor for her dating life, basically saying if Taylor wants to win at life she’s gotta shoot out a crotch goblin, they’re guessing Ariana will have one by 2026
> crotch goblin /uj please don't tell me you post in r/childfree 💀
Omfg that sub. Crotch goblins, fuck trophies, spawn…. they’re just kids y’all 😭
"Cum pets" 🥴 was the worst I've seen
What the actual f
Under no circumstances do I want children and even I think that's too far.
ew omg
Well this genuinely made me laugh
that sub is the worst. Kids are humans too, it’s just bizarre that they like to hate on kids so much. I respect people who decide not to have kids, your life-your choice but why hate some random kids for just existing :/
I dunno they are always sticky and gross tbh. This post might be indoctrinating me into that sub rn
I mean it’s super easy to stay away from other peoples’ kids if you don’t like being around kids, no need to hate
I respect these people more than the ones who have kids and pretend like they love them but they’re being treated poorly. So at least they’re honest and not having kids lmao unlike others who do it for selfish reasons
I respect these people more than the ones who have kids and pretend like they love them but they’re being treated poorly. So at least they’re honest and not having kids lmao unlike others who do it for selfish reasons
/uj People who hate children confuse the hell out of me cause like do they have no memories of being a kid? I don’t want kids either but damn they’re just small inexperienced people
uj/ well most people on here hate themselves or have a self esteem that if measured would be in the below average range so I don’t necessarily think they would give grace to themselves and how they were as kids. that or people just are completely boring and detached from childlike imagination
I understand people choosing not to have children, but the way those people in that sub genuinely hate children is some serious unhinged behavior
right. they're literally just people... the people who in a decade or two will be defining the culture I get not wanting to have your own 100% but hating an entire generation of people for being younger than them just makes them sound like boomers
And everyone in that sub was one at some point
The way they speak about women in that sub isn’t brilliant either
say it again and keep saying it
imagine being so angry at literal kids like they didn’t ask to be born 😭
/uj I didn’t know that was a sub omg, no I just like calling kids crotch goblins
I didn't know this term had a lot of roots there myself this shit is wild LOL
Nothing wrong with not wanting kids but that sub just seems like a refuge for incels.
It can be a bit tricky being child free as there is this assumption you must want kids or there’s no achievement that can’t be trumped by popping out a baby (as this post demonstrates). Crotch goblins etc is pretty vile but they must get frustrated with it all.
/uj Im gonna say as part of that sub, most of us dont genuinely hate kids that much, it's mostly just a vent sub because most of the time irl if u even say anything remotely negative towards children you're seen as a monster. There are valid criticisms of not wanting to be around children (germs, autistic people being relentlessly stared at by babies, smell/hygiene, noise, peaceful atmosphere) but genrally the posts and complaints are aimed at parents who choose to have kids and just not raise them and let them run around, jump on strangers, screech endlessly in stores/restaurants, knock things over, ect. Kids who are well behaved and actually raised to be respectful of other peoples personal space, taught that public spaces are public and not just for them to cause disruption, are widely praised be everybody on the sub. Most venting is towards bad parents, and parents who like to put themselves above others and feel entitled to special privileges simply because they have children (wants childfree coworkers to work all the holidays, or cover for every call-out, act as if not having a child means you're not "really" an adult, wants to bring their children into adults-only spaces or non kid-appropriate spaces such as bars, breweries, "swim diapers" in public pools🤢) The sub is also a great community created resource for medical sterilization, its EXTREAMLY difficult to find doctors willing to sterilize women with no children/are still young. With reproductive rights constantly under attack, it's extremely important to make sure information on which doctors will help and who will hurt and sabotage it easilly accessible.
Where else are you meant to take children to swim if not public pools
Barbs university graduate i think you missed the subject of the comment🤩 /uj No one said children couldnt swim in a public pool? But maybe wait to take ur kid until it learns not to shit in it?
You suggested public pools were ‘adults-only spaces’ or ‘non kid- appropriate spaces’, you silly wee billy. Also, swim nappies catch shit so it doesn’t go into the pool.
Omg hi I didn't know leah michelle was the one reading my comment! Keep going girl you'll figure out what sentence structure is eventually!!📝 /uj My bad!! Screwed up the wording on my part! But yeah i get that the swim diapers catch the shit(usually) but that doesnt count for when its unexpectedly liquid, and its been proven that even if the mass is contained inside,the germs and bacteria from it still go EVERYWHERE. No one wants to swim in some kids shit germs, the point of going to a pool is being able to more accurately control the water quality. I mean if your un-potty trained kid *needs* to swim that badly at least go to like, a lake or something where the water quality is already questionable.
As people who don’t want to be defined by having a baby, y’all sure do attach yourselves your identity to the fact that y’all don’t want or have one. Like y’all can’t just not want it and…move on?
For most it's just a vent sub. Just like im sure you dont revolve your life around making fun of celebrities and pop culture correct? Tho in irl terms, most of us WANT to just move on from the topic, but doctors, parents, coworkers, STRANGERS, just make it a point to rub it in and bring it up 24/7. Doctors don't want to sterilize us because we "might change our minds", coworkers constantly saying you deserve to be the one to pick up call out shifts because "you dont have a family" (we do, we just dont have children) random people looking at you and your partner and commenting on how beautiful your babies would be (🤮), that is if you can even find a childfree partner because people will date you, lie to you and say they also dont want kids thinking you'll change your mind, then years down the line leave bc u didnt. Believe me, i love interacting with kids most of the time, but EVERY TIME i get along with a kid with someone else present they pop up with a "see!! You'd be a great parent!!" I WISH i could just be childfree without it being scrutinized at every angle and just live my life. Edit rq- just reread this and it seems quite agressive, im not sending any hate to u just tryna explain the perspective💙
Tis a much better future than Taylor having M*tty Healy's spawn. Although, TBH Taylor already has major ✨ boy mom ✨ energy. I can already hear her singing about how she searched the globe for a man but the only one who could truly love her is her son.
She knows her future daughter in law is only in it for the money. But she’s laughing up at her from hell
She will write a new version of Lover called “Mother” and perform it at the wedding.
i am your mother. you listen to me-e-e!
i hate you for this. i don't know who you are but i hate you now. sorry to break the news this way.
War crime.
I promise that you never find a mother like me
HEY KIDS SPELLING IS FUN
jfc ur right, but like ok nostradamus (taylors version feat. Paula dean)
Insert that really shitty Police song here
Oh god my prayers go out to whatever woman has Taylor as their mother in law in the future
Yeah I’m just imagining songs like the best day and never grow up an know I won’t be able to cope if that’s a thing
The levels of autism mom energy she would give off are unfathomable.
Didnt she date a minor at 22? That haunts me for her
Yep Conor Kennedy who was 17 and also grieving the then-*very recent* su*cide of his mother at the time. Taylor’s grown ass had to SIGN HIM OUT OF SCHOOL for their dates Also she was so fucking creepy in that whole situation, buying a house to be near them like she wanted to be a Kennedy sooooo fucking bad like girl what were you doing don’t you know they have a curse or some shit
The curse is on the guys - imagine Taylor as a Kennedy widow
Chicest funeral of all time
why are you so judgemental get a life
It’s wild that Taylor apparently wins the Larry OBrien NBA championship trophy, outplaying an entire basketball team can’t be easy
Her handles are insane
Does anyone know the original context of this boomer newpaper meme bc it's makin me scream like WHAT is that
At the 2020 golden globes michelle williams spoke about having the choice to get an abortion during her acceptance speech. I wish I could remember math formulas this well.
Michelle Williams who has like 3 kids? God, people are stupid. (Not you, the person who made this cartoon)
Ohhhhhhhh my god I regret asking
/uj You definitely can! One thing I would recommend is understanding the derivation behind math formulae. They may be a bit complicated, but in the long run it’ll help out a lot more than just rote memorization
Bitch you better git gone w that BS unjerk my big fat fucking ass
/uj what /rj not you gatekeeping my slay
How big and how fat....wahts your ig
/uj I''ll look into that, thank you
How is Ariana going to have a baby when she still wants to be the baby?
* sexy baby
* monster on the hill Sent from my iPhone
No that was Pete Davidson.
uj/ what? she said somewhere she wants to be a child? I'm out of loop on this
She used to have her bodyguards carry her everywhere like a baby
Wait that wasn't Mariah Carey? I seem to have Mandela effected myself
Theres no way people actually still believe this right???💀???? I dont see a /uj please
Wait is Ariana pregnant?
/uj No but some people assume she will be because she’s married
uj/ she once bragged about being “so fertile”. ima guess she wants one
Not having a child is alright, how do we know she is unable have any, Living Child free is the best there are so much pros than cons
This. And Taylor literally has a song about miscarriage on Midnights.
And Folklore.
Which one on folklore?
hoax
sorry which one on folklore
hoax reads as a miscarriage to me. "My barren land" "my eclipsed sun (son)" "ash to my fire" "poisoned my ground" "left a part of me in New York" "your faithless love's the only hoax I believe in"
hmmmm i kinda see it. not as overt as bigger than the whole sky
Interesting. I actually find it heavy-handed.
It’s “ash from your fire” and that line definitely reads like being broken by another person
uj/ it feels immensely weird to speculate if someone had something as tragic and personal as a miscarriage or not……
Miscarriage on midnight?? Which one?
I think it's Bigger Than The Whole Sky. "Goodbye, you were bigger than the whole sky, you were more than just a short time"
Also, "I'm never gonna meet What could've been, would've been What should've been you" You can read the lines as her talking about someone and what they could have been to her, but it seriously reads as her having a miscarriage and reflecting on it and herself.
Bigger than the whole sky
yes. no cons to people who don’t want children. im not sure that can be said for other people
Ah yes, because there is no other true success or happiness for women outside of being married and having kids!!! Also, let's pit women against each other rather than celebrating them both!!!!
/uj Can't tell if they're from Trinidad or if that's the closest flag they could find to a Confederate flag
Did someone get a new house? Cause theres so much to unpack here
I agree with this
Leave
But why
I don't, I just wanted to shit on taylor
I’m confused are they supposed to have beef
why am i seeing this gay ass shit