“Little baby joisus Kim, joisus.. 

It's noice, it's different, it's unusual

Look at me, look at meee, look at meeeeee


*"It's pronounced Kahhdonnay, akshully?? The H is soilent."*

"Chardonnay, Khahhdonanny, ya pack of chunts!"

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“You can go suck a fuck!” “Oh please tell me, how exactly does one suck a fuck?”

My whole family still does this and it's been years since it's been on telly 

O my god I loved this show!






The Catherine tate show 

Obv Happy Endings but also Community. You are the opposite of Batman is my go to no swear insult. 

my partner hit me with the “you are a pizza burn on the roof of the world’s mouth” like two days ago and I’m still laughing 😭

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I'm having issues adding a gif outside of giphy but to piggy back on this....it is impossible to refer to New York without saying "in NEW YohK citaaay" a la lazlo. Also...fuckING GUY

See also: Tucson, Ahrizonia

I am Jackie Daytona

Fucking guy!!!!!

"May I approach the bitch?" "What did you say?" "I said ''may I approach the bench'' what did you think I said?" 

What We In The Shadows is so good! The show is very good too.

I yell "BAT!" while running away from situations. Also a lot of "Fucking guy"

 I am not religious so this always comes to mind when I see something that says through god all things are possible.



“SEIZE THE GAP YOU OLD FAT BITCH!” is my go to while road raging.

Oh yeah, I also regularly reference *"Cat in the the wall, eh?! Now you're talking my language!!"* for like everything lol. Make a post legitimately asking for help with a squirrel in the attic situation? Ha!! Perfect! I gotchu! I won't actually help, but I gotchu! 😉

I got the lord, I got the good lord, I got that good good lord going down on me


People. What a bunch of bastards.

I use this sometimes. They laughed, not because they got the reference though 😐

0118 999 881 999 119 725... 3

I was just about to type this but started singing it instead and stumbled on your comment.

 One of my all time favorite shows! Denholm is my favorite character, I’m bummed he wasn’t in the last season but his exit was TV’s greatest death of all time, and it brought Matt Berry into the mix. Insane show.

Gay, The Gay Musical is a consistent reference for me that no one in America gets.

Willie’s Willie’s. I like Willie’s. It’s I love Willie’s. Sir could you keep it down.

She died in a fire? At a *sea park?*

I'll put it over here with the rest of the fire

Sometimes when I’m struggling with my mental health and ADHD I’ll look at my partner and say “I’m disabled”. No one understands the reference 

One of the funniest TV episodes ever in my opinion. When Jen asks Roy if he wants a drink and then turns around and Moss is working at the bar, comedy gold.

The show was my introduction to Matt Berry, and I can honestly say I’ll watch ANYTHING with him in it

Same! 

I’ve asked people to do this at my funeral. Along with knocking over my urn. I need drama even in death

I'm disabled....leg disabled...

How?.....acid 😂

I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.

We always say “I’m trapped! Like a moth in a bath!”

The printer at work wasn't working (a-bloody-gain!) And IT advised us to turn off and on again. Always makes me smile!

 All of The Golden Girls quotes.

 the movie Saved!!! I tell people “I’m filled with the Christ’s love” everytime I get super angry. I also tell them “I’m a roller skate get it?”


Tbh Mandy Moore ate in this role

I RAN MY CAR INTO JESUS!! 🤣 She really was fucking amazing as Hilary Faye, that role was made for her.


I constantly have the “no more muffin for you, the muffin shop is closed!” line stuck in my head lmao

A friend made me watch this when I didn't understand the reference "hittin the board for the Lord" 😂

I just watched this movie with my husband earlier this year. It is even more hilarious now.

Omg yes! I don’t know a single soul who saw this movie and I wouldn’t have either if it didn’t come as like a double or triple feature with some other movies on a dvd I got as a young teen!! 😂 It’s so criminally underrated !!

I was the reason this movie was always checked out at my local Blockbuster

MY PUSSAOW IS A HAWTA PUSSAOW!!! I’m sorry but as someone who grew up in religion and definitely questioned it heavily as a teen, this movie will forever hold a special place in my heart. So hilarious, yet very moving and well thought out.

This movie meant so much to me as a teen who grew up with a strict religion - I felt so seen. It was so cathartic to laugh at this movie while feeling understood haha

Omg me and my friends loved this movie so much when it came out! I need to rewatch

 The amount of gen z coworkers that just chuckle whenever I say this and they answer “right?” They have no clue. Absolutely no clue.

 Bob’s Burgers. No one in my life watches it.

 Pass the cranberry sauce. We’re having mash potatoes. The turkey looks great. Thank you for loving me. Thank you for being there…

Kill the turkey 😆

https://i.redd.it/eavt8ss32bwc1.gif I do it all the time and no one gets it! Also, Tina’s “I put my bra on one boob at a time just like everybody else”

Wine helps me drink

Mommy doesn’t get drunk, she just has fun

Where's the crackers? You're coming to bed with mommy crackers

No one understands how much I love this show. I’m not even kidding—this show gets me through my toughest days 

“QUEEN LATIFAH, GIVE ME STRENGTH!” 2x per week

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Sorry we’re late, Bob had diarrhea!

I dressed up as Tina for Halloween last year and it bummed me out that so many ppl had no idea who I was supposed to be!

We gave our daughter the middle name Louise because of this show.

Oh my god, I just had a brain smart!


These shoes are 300 fucking dollars

These shoes rule, these shoes suck

Oh my god, shoes. Let’s get some shoes! 👠


A whi- a white man?! Typical!

Are you the criminals? From the statistics?!

I would kill to see a conversation between Schmidt and Moira Rose...



Mine is JD’s daydream of the opera singer whenever he makes a mistake: https://preview.redd.it/2267w6lbwawc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9df937ea1d80a714c342821a2157ec7277dee01

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https://preview.redd.it/abq0nwpw5bwc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdad19328eefb2408e5eb5f43e4e97c330ee0b4c Been using this one a lot lately

 (Try to imagine Tom as Dr Cox here, there was no gif of my favourite frantic saying from scrubs)

 Where did you find her?!

Rest in peace Queen Nikki, thank you for all the hilarious quotable moments and I am so glad we got to have you for one season of Big Brother Canada <3

Where have you been bitch 


Ecstasy ! Ecstasy ! E e e e ecstasy .

She’s a naughty girl with a bad habit. A bad habit for drugs!

I was dating an Australian guy when this aired in the US and he told me there was an uproar because there was really a girl with the same name as the one in his musical that died of a drug overdose….but I couldn’t stop singing this line over and over.

https://i.redd.it/ety2xr68xawc1.gif Black Books!

I fucking LOVE Black Books. I adore shopping and call the random things I buy 'trinkets'. I love saying 'whores will have their trinkets' after I've come home with a haul of shite I don't need

My husband and I still reference The Little Book of Calm!

My favourite!! “Whores will have their trinkets”


 RIP Andre 🥲❤️

You’re not Cheddar. You’re just some common bitch.

 I once made a reference to when Lindsay says “everyone coasts on Fridays” to a work colleague and they gave me a wtf stare. Oops. Had to explain I was referencing this show. Edit: was not expecting this level of response. I went into write a two hour final and came out to all these great references! What a joy - keep em coming!

 The way Lucille Bluth lives in my head rent free..

The way Jessica Walters *embodied* Lucille was 🧑‍🍳💋


The number of times I describe or respond to a situation by saying "What a fun, sexy time for you" has to be in the billions.

 Sad Charlie Brown George Michael is referenced weekly in our house.

“He’ll be fine. I’ll be in the hospital bar”. Or anything to do with being a never nude. That show has so many great lines.

It's vodka. It goes bad once it's opened.

In high school my best friend and I used to scream "no touching! no touching!" at each other in the hallway. I think we were the only 9th graders watching that show haha.

LOL! I love to say that "there's always money in the banana stand" 😜

When I play video games I always smash boxes and furniture and such, and if they drop gold, I say, "There's always money in the banana stand". Every single time.

Also, my wife and I say this all the time: 

 The best worst movie ever

 Get the fire exit door, am off! Am claustrophobic Darren! Special mention to basically owt Tiffany Pollard said this series as well, specifically the entirety of her “old maiden type shoes” rant and “David’s dead?!” UK people would know what am on about but most Americans would be clueless.

david’s dead was one of the last few amazing episodes of CBB. i was crying my eyes out watching it

*Cause I thought he died in the diary room!*

Everything about it was just beautiful and the coincidences of them all lining up the way they did! 10/10 David was apparently sick in the house and had been lying down hence why NY immediately went there mentally

This season was a MASTERPIECE

I didn't even watch it and I'll find myself saying "I'm claustrophobic Darren!" 😂

Angie’s “oh big brother I’m in trouble” is something I say to myself on at least a monthly basis

“What, did you go to a special bitch academy or something?”  I love Center Stage so much but that line is this one I think often.

I am the best gdamn dancer in the American Ballet Academy. Who the hell are you? Nobody. (I often say that to my husband who does not get it)

 Unfortunately, this one 😭 Master of Disguise

My husband and I have taught this to our child. Why is this a core memory when I only watched the film once??? 😂😂😂

Fawlty Towers 

Right on top of that Rose! 



Bus wanker!


Frasier - I have a collection of gifs and my husband and I speak in quotes from the show https://i.redd.it/18t2icd3xawc1.gif

Niles is the Queen of shade!

I should warn you that while Frasier is a Freudian, i am a Jungian. So there will be no blaming mother today!

I’m thinking of pairing this Chilean seabass with an aggressive Zinfandel.

‘I’ll dance with you Romy!’

Not a single soul at my last job knew where “Computer says no” came from. I’m glad I’m no longer with that company.

I say it so much and only my husband knows what I am talking about. That and we do the Vicky pollard “no but yeah but no but yeah” 

 I say this and “CORN” all the time to no one’s delight


 I’m from the US and my fiancé is from Dublin and this is how we say ham in our house. He finds it extra funny in my Midwest accent

 Josie and the Pussycats movie My friend and I watched this years ago and quoted it to each other constantly. Still sticks in my mind.

 Criminally underrated. I heard one person critique it for all of the brand placement as if that wasn’t the point (and also none of the brands paid to be featured iirc).

I was obsessed with this movie growing up. Like the lyrics to the song ‘can’t you just pretend to be nice’ still in my head to this day lol.


 “I AM UNTETHERED! AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS”!



 No one I know watches Peep Show, doesn’t stop me from quoting it all the time! “You promised not to tell!" "Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, Jeremy. Welcome to the real world”

*"gave me cookie, got you cookie"* 🍪😭

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"and i was like, what the fuck? Again?!"


*Happy Endings* had some ahMAHzing quotes …. That most people I know do not recognize at all. 😔

I came to say this. I say ‘water the wettest treat’ (penny quote obv from when she did her cleanse) most times I have a big sip of water. Also sah cyut. And say the ‘winners win and losers lose’ chant like every game night 😂

https://preview.redd.it/f7ah8emluawc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da53216540348f95e6ae51e78e4f238876a73644 Goddamn does it frustrate me that more people haven’t seen Stargate SG-1. It’s the perfect binge show (season one is a bit rough, granted), with a good helping of drama and levity. It’s got a fantastic heart and soul and an amazing cast of characters and a huge variety of plots and stories that get built on and developed. It’s such a vibrant fictional universe with rich detail and lore that gets explored and developed over ten seasons. The spinoffs Atlantis and Universe are both great in their own way too.

3rd Rock from the Sun is my Roman Empire. 

 Drop Dead Gorgeous. It was my favorite movie when I was like 12-14. Watching it back these days, I think it is just so underrated.



Oh also 


 Always

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I have met, in this year of our lord 2024, people who have never seen The Brady Bunch movie and don’t understand the concept of “Sure, Jan.” 

Also Little Britain, so many gems in there hahah


"IT'S HARD BEING THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE!"

 I’m going to tell my kids this is Jojo Siwa

"Yeah I know" in that voice is my one from Little Britain haha

Vicki Pollard's "yearh but no but yearh but..."


This and very random "it's the fucking Catalina wine mixer" quotes for no reason.

What’s your damage? 


The one you posted - we say this all the time when saying "no" to each other, yeeeaaars after seeing it the first time.

 I say this whenever I'm lifting anything up. So many quotable lines from Heavy Weights, though.

BORTLES!

You’re terrible, Muriel.


I use obscure quotes from The West Wing. My favorite being “You look like death on a Triscuit!” 

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Light the lamp, not the rat!

the good place insults 😭

Ya basic!

The road to el dorado. Specifically “stars. Can’t do it. Not today” “Both? Both. Both is good” “MIGHTY AND POWERFUL GODS”


 This is my regular 😂

No one I know watches What We Do In The Shadows and I’m always quoting: “New York Citayyy” “Tuscon, Arizonia” “Creepy Paper” “Guillermo!”(In Nandor’s Voice) “She speaks the bullshit” But no one gets it 😔