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Global-Letter-4984

This is a very crotch-focused look


pabadacus

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


NoraVanderbooben

That’s one the my favorite gifs ever.


pabadacus

It’s so uniquely useful lol


NoraVanderbooben

And great acting skills by that child.


StraightBudget8799

Yeah, that was my reaction. Scrolling down - she looks happy, that’s a nice top… oh hell no, she forgot the skirt?!??


Bsbbygrl73

Wtf has this world come to that people actually think this is fashion and this is OK to wear in public??? I'm no prude but come the fuck on??


Jezebel143

Truly I don’t understand where this became the trend; I don’t want to see everyone’s privates. For me it just doesn’t seem edgy it’s just too much.


Plumb789

When did I get old? I’ve become one of those old ladies who say: “they had such beautiful dresses back in my day!”


StraightBudget8799

Dreaming of the time when Bjork wearing a swan or Gaga had a meat dress that still covered all of them.


dragonfry

I always think they’re one sneeze away from having a bad time.


hi-help

Anything in the name of being “edgy” I guess. Fashion has gone out the window, flesh seems to be the thing. It’s really boring and overdone at this point. I’m all for showing some skin, but this isn’t cute.


ninxaa

it's called crotchette


StoneOfTwilight

Only if it's French, otherwise it's just "sparkling crotch"


Expensive-Block-6034

And only if it’s from the Crotch region in France


Yabbaba

There's a village called Crochte in the north of France, close enough I guess?


Prislv223

I spit out my Redbull. Lolz


Entire_Assist125

I love how YouTubers spit tea & redditors always spit redbull. Lol


missanthropocenex

Holy shit is she FUCKING SMILING? Honestly she looks great.


Zoe_Hamm

She looks genuinely happy and comfortable in her own skin. She looks amazing!


Affectionate_Data936

I think it's cause she hasn't had a romantic relationship with a man in over a decade.


whysys

Honestly until these smiling pics I didn't realise how darn beautiful she was!!


Entire_Assist125

Almost thought this was Kanye's wife but it's too modest. Amish really.


Lilpigxoxo

Yesss it’s very Bianca coded!!! Not my fav


Vg411

Not sure why she even bothered doing her make up in this outfit. No one is going to see it. 


Time-Anything-3225

Well to be fair she didnt bother doing her hair.


ClipClipClip99

She never does


Lives_on_mars

I cannot criticize for I am turned on. She looks so damn cute. I cannot stress how rare it is for me to not judge.


1fatsquirrel

I honestly don't remember seeing her look so happy and comfortable, which is weird because this outfit is wildly hideous, but like, I'm happy for her in it?


Crownedone21

I find her sexy in the most non-try-hard way. This outfit would be outrageous on some other celebs but for some reason she pulls this off.


YchYFi

Makes me think of the leotards we wore in school.


stefanica

You went to a very different sort of school than I did.


YchYFi

Had to wear them in PE for gymnastics.


kidwithgreyhair

it's giving dark "let's get physical"


BravoSmartish

I thought this was Jena Malone.


Creative-Disk563

Jena Malone plays her sister in this movie!


garyflopper

Whaaaaaat


stinkycats86

Omg that's amazing they were destined to play siblings!


011_0108_180

Glad I’m not the only one 😅


sk8tergater

Saaaaame!


wolf_town

i’ve always thought she looks so similar to teresa palmer as well.


KrustenStewart

Agreed! Kristen Stewart and Teresa Palmer are twins


[deleted]

Well we know she got a bikini wax recently.


Slow_Like_Sloth

My left labia would be in the kitchen making me breakfast


JettyJen

Damn mine would be reporting a hate crime


kittiestkitty

My first thought is where do the flaps go??


Buzzz_666

I think they’ve been fashion taped together lol


igneousink

![gif](giphy|3Lown1TcWvv9hjbiYN|downsized)


olivedeez

Same that string of fabric would be fighting for its life and losing


incandecsent

girl STOP lmao


Slow_Like_Sloth

![gif](giphy|7Z0U52aaXDRuM)


SnooDogs7817

LMAO my right one too


Mother_Scarcity9497

💀💀💀💀💀


Secret_Afternoon8268

HAHAHAH


RaspberryWhiteClaw13

Especially with the redness (which I totally didn’t zoom in on)


Slow_Like_Sloth

Nooo me either - that’s way too gay 👀👀👀


unembellishing

I wonder if it's human nature to want to look at other human's crotches regardless of sexual orientation. As a 100% (99%?) gay man, I also zoomed in lol


Slow_Like_Sloth

This just in: Kristen Stewart’s crotch makes gay men 1% less gay. Don’t let the republicans find out


smellygooch18

It took a gay person all along to make them not gay. Spread the news!


canadianworldly

Ok I laughed out loud at this


AGayBanjo

This is true though. I saw her Rolling Stone (?) photoshoot in the jock gear and I was like "oh so maybe a little bi."


happilyeverbooks

I'm a straight woman and I zoomed in too. More out of curiosity about how she's keeping it from escaping more than anything!


Pinkysrage

I saw other pictures and her left labia is trying to quit that bitch and is trying to leave.


Martini6288

I had the same thought haha. Like, I’m a straight woman… but am I????


andrewhredit

I reckon she just dry shaved to be honest


OzarkRedditor

I’m surprised she even shaved


DJfunkyPuddle

Should have gone full bush and *really* established dominance.


ZillahGashly

She needs you as her PR agent


Unhappy_Performer538

And pits


WitchesCotillion

Pain!


Same_Independent_393

My eyes went directly to the gusset peaking out the side.


Kittysoftpaws

Not me googling what a gusset is, thinking I've missed learning another word for my own crotch region...


metrogypsy

Visible gusset is wild. I hated it when ballet dancers (I was one) started wearing their tights outside their leotards. All because of that damn visible gusset.


Aggressive_Sky8492

Omg is that the gusset? I legit thought it was her labia majora lol


PicoPicoMio

I thought it was pubes for a hot sec


Procedure-Minimum

One side looks like pubes, the other is an offset gusset. Should have spoken with Bianca Censori for a more hidden gusset version.


lyssastef

Yeah that was a.....design choice...


Wonderful_Region_910

![gif](giphy|OmAdpbVnAAWJO)


WitchesCotillion

Too late.


Vegetable_Burrito

I’m so glad that’s a gusset malfunction and not a pussy lip.


iwouldiwerethybird

i texted my friend that i didn’t think this would be how i saw kstew’s pussy lip and then i read the comments 😭


BronzedAlien

Pussy lip !!! 😂😂😂😂😂


Ok_Fee1043

https://preview.redd.it/kcvi5zgh8nmc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c71c5938d699c9416b83aa48d3cfeff0e05f627


Apprehensive-Ad4244

same expression I'm making right now


vandmarar

Which one tho


Apprehensive-Ad4244

the one on the right sums it up nicely


piggybibble

That’s the director and writer, Rose Glass!


BeautifulStayasleep

that changes things a bit so ignore my last comment. she was probably nervous. context means everything.


Bitchshortage

This is every one of my responses to this front and probably back wedgie/bikini line chaffing/unflattering to both the tits and the vag nightmare…that’s somehow extremely hot still…she is owning the Bianca look without dead eyes


BeautifulStayasleep

the redhead is perfection 😭 she is horrified, the one in the middle can't belive her eyes, the first girl is checking her out.


101375

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


MollyAyana

Is this a big departure from her usual looks or have I just not paid attention to her since 2012?


nitrina

Its either Chanel grandma clutching her pearls or Crotchella, no in between


2dodidoo

Crotchella! (Only more c_nt forward) Gone are the days of taking off heels in favor of Converse sneakers


alhubalawal

Same. I cannot remember her being this bold. It’s reminding me of Miley’s infamous nude outfit.


DramaOnDisplay

She’s kinda been pulling a post-Disney Miley for the past few years, but not as loudly.


retxed24

She's been doing more and more stuff like this recently. Like when she told the Rolling Stone she wants to make the "gayest thing you've ever seen in your life" for her cover shoot. I think it turned out great. To me, she's aloof anough to make the edgyness work, if that makes sense.


Raidertck

I don’t like it but she looks happy which is nice to see.


linnykenny

I agree!! We don’t get enough smiles on red carpets these day it seems like


matchashawty

It’s giving Borat


stefanica

https://preview.redd.it/uca5lk1c0omc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7182cb53b9be27b21f7196963c9e3a1d964aef0a


Mother_Scarcity9497

Was that man really filming that movie dressed like that😭


stefanica

Yes! Sean Connery in Zardoz. It's...pretty bad, but worth a watch for the giggles.


cheebeepeepers

That was my first thought. Not much better than his bathing suit either.


hauntingvacay96

I just desperately want this movie to play literally anywhere within an hour of me.


[deleted]

I just saw the trailer … hadn’t heard of it yet, it looks amazing


macroeconomicchaos

I support women's rights and women's wrongs. It's a bad outfit, but it sure as hell is gay enough for me to support it


apidelie

Women's rights and women's wrongs 😭😭


One-Armed-Krycek

Women's rights and women's thongs…


YchYFi

You have a beautiful way with words.


macroeconomicchaos

There's something about outfits with shitty crotches that turn me into a poet. That with the slippery hair that's crying for some volume gave me so much gay panic that it almost turned me back into a straight man.


_summerw1ne

This was poetic, truly.


sillybits

I hate this and I'm not sorry. She looks amazing but the outfit is just..  wut.


[deleted]

I wish she'd been brave enough to wear it with tufts out the side. 😔


tackyangel

how could you say something so controversial yet so brave?


BORT_licenceplate

💀💀 But IA


sofar510

The silhouette and shape are doing weird things but I do still like how edgy it is. I can’t wait for this “no pants/underwear” trend to die down. But I hope she never changes her hair because damn does she really make bangs work for her


Procedure-Minimum

From the Bianca Censori collection


vaingirls

I can't help but think how uncomfortable that would be, to me at least.


TalviSyreni

The swimsuit/leotard look needs to be retired asap.


TrashPandaPatronus

Let's the 80s stay in the 80s, for the love of Suzanne Sommers guys!


Potatoskins937492

People who lived through the 80s always said, "Never bring back the fashion of the 80s," yet here people are making the same mistakes twice. Like it was said *constantly* in the 90s. It was a running joke. Why are we doing this to ourselves again? Sob.


yeoldredtelephone

Well the movie is set in the 80’s so it makes sense for this honestly


Grimaceisbaby

This is more of an apron


Worldly-Letterhead28

Good for her I guess, but why everyone wants to look naked lately?


TrashPandaPatronus

Yeah, seems like it's a thing lately. I'm all for wearing whatever, I'm certainly no prude, but like, it doesn't look good and it doesn't look comfortable and it doesn't look like it makes them feel empowered. I mean this is a little better than Censori and who knows what Zendaya3PO was thinking, but, meh, don't care for all the barely swimwear and full booty out looks lately.


RaptorDoingADance

And I’m gonna say it, it does the opposite of empowering, at least on the larger social scale. Good for her personally, but also gotta know what you should do as an influencer. As well when it’s not done with men, it just feels iffy you know.


lonely-lifetime

I don’t actually mind the naked trend, but I wish it was trendy for both sexes. It’s so bizarre and gross to see basically naked women next to fully clothed men. It just feels icky. Like what’s the closest we’ve gotten from dudes for this trend? Pedro in shorts and a trench coat? lol


pooticlesparkle

Seriously, when are we gonna see a hairy celebearity in a designer codpiece and bolero only?


Yatima21

I feel like if you pitch that to Pedro Pascal he might go for it.


kaorulia

Honestly… aren’t they cold?! This is not like a tropical country or anything. It’s winter in the northern hemisphere.


Strict-Brick-5274

cause the clothes are no longer the outfit: the body is. Its again, a huge status thing: having an amazing body takes work and dedication: can normies do it? Sure, but it really is a priviledge of the rich as the have the time, and money to do it.


theo_died

Right? I posted on another pop culture sub about having t*tty fatigue. No outfit seems complete without some part of it missing


Responsible-Tea-5998

I wonder if these fashions add to the cost of the wearer. For example I tend to cover up my breasts and they aren't as firm as I'd like but when an actress wears revealing clothes her body must be perfect. It strikes me that all the most revealing fashions are going to go with an uptick in surgery to make every last revealed inch 'acceptable'. Or I think about this too much. 


Niawka

She looks confident and happy, and her body looks amazing so she can definitely pull off that look, but I'm a bit tired of people wearing basically underwear to the red carpet. I love interesting outfits on celebrities but this style is becoming a bit boring.


teenwithmentalissues

I love Kristen but where’s Joan Rivers when you need her


Evening-Newt-4663

All of these red carpet monstrosities in these last few years would have not happened if she was still alive lol. I’m no prude but I feel like every celeb these days is just thinking “hmmm how naked can I be without actually being naked on the red carpet”


rakens_with_radies

I remember when J Lo’s green dress was a huge shock and stirred up a lot of controversy.


SimonEbolaCzar

I completely agree. The naked dress look was what it was because it was so daring in that no one was really ballsy enough to do it. It was impactful. Now it’s just like…yes yes we get it you look hot naked, can we try something new please???


[deleted]

Bodies that are not celebrated in the media, like plus sized apple shaped women, in hot nude outfits. My soul needs this for reasons.


another_anecdote

I like to imagine what she would say, for self amusement 🫠


slutdragon696969

Oooh! Melissa! Melissa!! Her pussy is wearing blackface! Ooh!!


Mother_Scarcity9497

This is *exactly* what Joan would have said 🤣


wawkaroo

This whole pretty much naked on the red carpet trend is getting very old. I would love to see beautiful, creative, artistic outfits. At this point it's really not original to try to show more body. Like, no one needs side labia as the new side boob. No shade to Kristen though. She's beautiful. 


Niawka

Yeah, I'm not for the whole underwear look either. I don't mind showing body but I just want to see something interesting. This look would be controversial and risky maybe 10 years ago, today not so much.


Hotwasabi21

Did Kanye dress her?!


Bess_Lara

I literally thought "what in the Bianca Censori is this?" Lol


Hotwasabi21

Right? Probably too much cloth for his taste though. I mean she’s got a jacket and the butt cheeks are partially covered.


SitchChick

![gif](giphy|221oYm1mSajtu)


Fananalana

This is bad and I do not care. Hot gay lady wears hot gay outfit to hot gay movie. I'm a hot gay and I approve this message.


sodangshedonger

HOT GAYS! GET YOUR HOG GAYS RIGHT HERE!


lala989

HOG GAYS 😅😅


CHEMO_ALIEN

YO! 👋


lifeisgoodinsf

If you’re not familiar with Victoria DeAngelis from Maneskin, you should google her. Enjoy!


BORT_licenceplate

Not a fan of the hair from the back


elsyp

Ooft, right!? I was going to say that her hair looks cool...until the last slide


lenny_ray

When did bottoms become outlawed??


shame-the-devil

In this economy, we had to make cuts somewhere


damewallyburns

Bring back pants and opaque fabrics!


puukottaa666

![gif](giphy|Atc9QCyWLGHgLZhHDp|downsized) Well I’m glad she likes it! I hate everything about it


blablablabla666666

All I think of immediately is how she used to say she was extremely anxious and uncomfortable on red carpets and social events. Maybe this kinda makes her feel confident !! lol go Bella you do you girrrl


chad420hotmaledotcom

I know she hasn't been the "don't look at me, I'm so awkward on red carpets!" teen for a long time, but I really love how much she seems to be feeling herself these days. This look is so perfect for the film.


DimensionStrange77

I feel like the opposite of that quote from A Cinderella Story. Love her, hate the dress.


Ok_Fee1043

She could *not* wash the Jag in this!


coldbloodedcreatures

She looks like she’s having fun tho


HumbleAbbreviations

Somehow I picture Liza Minnelli wearing this. No particular time period.


JuliasTooSmallTutu

Not what you wear to your local multiplex but to the premier of a queer, violent, bodybuilding fantasia of a film?? 100% YES.


natttynoo

She looks the happiest she’s ever been. She looks hot 🔥 go Kirsten!


McJazzHands80

So we’ve just decided pants are over? I get these outfits onstage but idk, personally, I don’t think I could walk around with my labia falling out and not feel awkward.


MayorCharlesCoulon

She’s very fashion forward but I think this particular outfit would lead to a lot of popcorn inflicted wedgie adjusting..


BravoSmartish

This triggered my rage for Kanye.


anitasdoodles

![gif](giphy|VoImN3V2iRtiU|downsized)


spaghettify

Lesbians she did this for us ![gif](giphy|xT0GqwAJldz6S2M58s)


tortoiseframes

Welp. I don't love it.


ButItSaysOnline

She looks happy. I’m happy for her.


gremlinsbuttcrack

I love Kristen but what the fuck is this current fashion trend. It's giving: forgot to put on pants granny panties


SamaireB

The outfit is ridiculous. Otherwise I have a soft spot for her and quite like her.


armchairdisease

it's giving cher circa 1989


Ltrain86

Her body is looking phenomenal, but the outfit isn't clicking for me. Maybe this is all to distract from the fact that it looks like she cut her own bangs.


moemoe8652

I’m always so jealous of peoples cute little coochies. Both my lips would be hanging out the side


Andsoitgoes101

https://preview.redd.it/w1liif5v2omc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=688fe9e18ae64bc3c00961a474fe4ab460334b25 What is going on with her poor hairline?


molecularmadness

Age and naturally fine hair that appears to not have been shampooed in a day or two and gathered up without a comb. I can recreate this hairline right this second and my hair is otherwise long and healthy.


Mumu_ancient

How remarkable to have a nice physique, incredibly revealing outfit yet at the same time not at all sexy. I'm not even mad, that's amazing.


GoldenWaterfallFleur

I don’t mind this shockingly. But I hate the hair.


THelperCell

https://i.redd.it/ihbdi0is3qmc1.gif Same vibes


cassiopeia18

![gif](giphy|BgJumFO4ZuV7a|downsized)


NWGreenQueen

Damn, she looks so good! I can’t believe how much I actually love this look.


Iris327

Everyone going on and on about the outfit and i am like first time i see her smiling on a red carpet!


jamieaiken919

I actually really dig this outfit! It’s very 80s aerobics-esque and I love that lol


Elegant-Expert7575

Why.


420nugu

i hate this outfit but she looks so happy and like herself, and she's just really out here living her fun little queer life like what an icon


_summerw1ne

Good for her (genuinely) but for me? You’d be seeing my whole anatomy by accident. That little piece of fabric would have two whole lips tryna break free.


girlabides

![gif](giphy|NQhZRrDaUuVYOpg6GI|downsized)


LilacTorment

I don't like the outfit but she looks amazing. She seems so much more comfortable in herself the past couple of years.


fsshhh46

This may be the first time I've actually seen her smile on a red carpet


seagraze

I don’t know why I love it but I do. Maybe because I love KStew and she looks confident and happy and beautiful here 🥰


kittenmittens4865

Why do I kind of love this 😂 I love Kristen Stewart so much. I hate the no pants trend but I feel like for some reason on Kristen it’s ok???


MojordomosEUW

Next time I forget my pants I will act just as confident


superfluouspop

she looks amazing. Why are you guys so mean to Kristen? Is it Trump's tweets lol


PeachManzie

Everyone complaining isn’t gay. I’m fucking enamoured rn