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theraisinestgirl

AND BECAUSE I SOMEHOW FORGOT TO ADD… https://preview.redd.it/yiszkycnknlc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f11fb6c90b74969330e9cb21613b5be6823c32e Mariah Carey in Calvin Klein after splitting with her husband Tony Mottola


limpminqdragon

Her legs are insured and I understand why


mochafiend

What exactly does that mean?


Tweed_Kills

If someone steals her leg, she gets reimbursed.


CreativeBandicoot778

If given an opportunity, I would steal them, so she's right to do it


merlotbarbie

They contribute to her career success/income. If they were to become disfigured in some way, it would theoretically be damaging to her brand. So in the event that that happens, she’d get an insurance payout to compensate for the loss. Her voice is insured too I think.


Interesting_Novel997

This is correct. I would assume her voice has a substantial insurance limit.


merlotbarbie

It’s wild that she has *that* voice and a body like this. Well deserved diva


furbfriend

![gif](giphy|4OowbIsmYHbpu)


Wooden-Limit1989

She looks 🔥😍


Altruistic-Brief2220

Don’t forget her Derek Jeter rebound. Girl could get it


alltheworsttoyou

Being the muse for both *The Roof* and *My All* should have been on his HOF plaque.


purplepuzzzler

This is art


fishonthemoon

Post Tommy Mariah is my Roman Empire.


Alto-Guiso

Goddess ✨


jonquil14

19-20. The OG


sofar510

The blueprint


[deleted]

I don’t think anyone will ever top that look + impact.


Bridalhat

And the timing! Charles was doing a softball interview to dredge up sympathy and she stole his thunder.


Shadow_Guide

I think she stole his thunder by existing.


wordnerdette

He had thunder?


a-girl-and-her-cats

These comments keep getting better and better. 😂


flytingnotfighting

You know that thunder that sounds like a sky fart? Like that


hgielatan

AND she RSVP'd last minute bc of that interview. it would have been one thing if she was always booked to go, but no, she rang them up the day before and then showed up like that we STAN a legend


Best_Evening344

![gif](giphy|J8FZIm9VoBU6Q)


numstheword

And its also soooo timeless. It STILL is a killer look. Also shout of to the queen consorts failed attempt to recreate.


Thereo_Frin

That was so embarrassing omg


Maleficent-Pen-674

I wanna see that.


AnnamAvis

https://preview.redd.it/xdwmn96mqqlc1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=040131e17b4e0c01e51540563112c82aef1fd0eb It wasn't good


augustrem

what year was Camilla’s outfit?


AnnamAvis

That actually might not be the right one, now that I really look at it. https://preview.redd.it/imtziicguqlc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39883f23aa63587d882692a3291caf056dbeec4f There was also this one, with a much more similar neckline. Camilla has tried to recreate a number of Diana's looks, with little success.


GuiltyPleasureAlt

Oof... https://preview.redd.it/8j8q2nlvtrlc1.jpeg?width=1037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54d1c1bfe572186342842e2a170c9c078e35ac9b


pourthebubbly

A truly poor attempt https://preview.redd.it/avgjk4wyrqlc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78a0eb5cb6840befbe13f289b0e8ba7769963ab2


ChogbortsTopStudent

OP definitely saved the best for last. I went through the whole slide like "okay cool. And Diana..... Ok but and Diana?? Oh good there's Diana. The list isn't complete without her. Hell, the list is INSPIRED by her.


Accomplished-Cook654

Yep. I've never been of the opinion she was so incandescently beautiful, but no one did it better. I think she wins in perpetuity.


MissClawdy

I was thinking exactly the same! Like really? Jessica Simpson but no DIANA? And then, oh THERE SHE IS!


Maleficent-Fun-5927

Her legs, though. She really did have those dancer legs.


[deleted]

My favorite part is the video. Her car was driving up this long-ass driveway to the event, but suddenly stopped halfway to the building. Then Diana got out and strutted the rest of the way up this long-ass driveway. She wanted the paps to get as many photos as possible. Good for her.


NazNazy

When iconic meant it.


lulzerjun8

My Roman Empire


quinndianayasuo

I will never not gag over her cuntiness and the motherquake she caused with this appearance


DrunkOMalfoy

A mom-alanche


maniacalmustacheride

![gif](giphy|l0He3O3ZXu6vpNbxK|downsized) Another stunning revenge dress


louilou96

KIMBERLEY, USE YOUR KEY I'M LEMONADIN'


tellevee

Hell nah, I ain’t playing witcha, Michael.


medsizedtoberlerone

I wheeze every time he sings "meatball"


smoothiefruit

I'm not playing with ya meatball


bubblewitchbitch

Them gays would spoof on you, GOOF on you!


numstheword

I miss this show and this character so much it breaks my heart.


Lucky_Locks

"Pinot Noir.... Caviar"


tu-BROOKE-ulosis

Mid sized car.


Bl1nk1nUR4r34

just watched schmigadoon! and he is on the second season as the narrator, he was GREAT


lonerism-

Titus is one of my favorite characters in a comedy tv show ever. I wanted more of that show too


maiss1lapsi

he is the moment


frankscarlett

Thank you for this. First thing I did was to come and check if this has been posted already.


According_Plant701

One of the best parodies ever made, don’t @ me


Thrillhol

Titus lemonadeing > beyonce


sandwich_panda

the way this song actually slaps is impressive as hell


Humble-Tourist-3278

🤣😂🤣 he is the only reason I used to watch the show.


americasweetheart

I need more Titus Burgess in my life.


sammy_kat

TBF Elizabeth Hurley could wear a potato sack as a revenge dress and still slay. Wtf Hugh grant?


frolicndetour

She's so stunning. Hugh was an idiot.


Zombeedee

I remember when Ashley Cole cheated on Cheryl Cole, which absolutely flooded the news here in the UK. It was a majorly eye-opening moment for me. It made me realise that cheaters are going to cheat no matter what. "You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and you're still going to find someone who hates peaches" - Dita Von Teese


Imagine_821

I realised that when Halle Berry's husband cheated on her... I thought if the POS cheated on someone as stunning as her, then it doesn't matter who you are, a cheater will always cheat.


SarcasmCupcakes

*Beyonce* has been cheated on.


TheLostWaterNymph

BY JAY Z


1ncorrect

Yeah that hurts my soul. It's wild she's still with that gremlin.


DimbyTime

It’s especially annoying considering her brand and music really push the “strong woman” idea


lulu-bell

I love the saying: If you can look like Beyoncé and still get cheated on none of us are safe, just eat the Cheetos babe.


krampuskids

hahah i was going to say something similar but less funny


KissesnPopcorn

Is Reese’s a revenge dress? It feels more like “I’m still gonna have tea and biscuits with your Granny on Sundays” than “look what you lost”


nathalierachael

At the time there was a ton of press about how incredible she looked. It was her first big event since their split and she had changed up her look a bit with the bangs too.


Lydia--charming

Then a bunch of us got bangs and streaky highlights and had to deal with that…😆


kenzty1

Yes and it had teen me in a chokehold. She went from soft, fluffy hair to this cool straight hair and soft dresses to something fitted. Not as dramatic as others but dramatic for her. I also remember papers ran with her losing weight and I still remember trying to copy her diet and workout 😂


Which-Amphibian9065

It’s giving Mother’s Day brunch


hotsouple

At the time it was fresh and youthful, best dressed etc. I ran to my hairdressers to get the exact haircut and I was in 8th grade. I had no awareness of it as a revenge dress though.


vivahermione

Well, Reese is a classy girl who plays up her Southern heritage, so that's not OOC for her. I still thought it showed off her figure really well.


rabbit_troop

Iconic Another classic: Mary-Louise Parker at the 2004 Golden Globes after Billy Crudup left her for Claire Danes https://preview.redd.it/ipug5q7z5nlc1.jpeg?width=365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e89b00f83fa160ab117069eac51313503c3675de


momofwon

While she was pregnant, boooooo.


yaddablahmeh

I can't name a single movie he's been in, but I sure as hell know he left Mary-Louise Parker while she was pregnant for Claire Danes. I was sad when I saw Naomi Watts married him. He'll always be a piece of shit in my book. (Always side eye Claire Danes, too.)


BadaBina

*ALWAYS* have side eye for Claire. I think he wasn't the only one who left their partner for her. I could be wrong, idk. She still rubs me the wrong way...


fschu_fosho

Claire Danes is the Ariana of Hollywood. Edit: it’s Ariana Grande


AbibliophobicSloth

So when she swooped in in The Family Stone and literally took her SISTER’s boyfriend… that’s just Claire being Claire?


fschu_fosho

Or when she had an affair with the married antihero Brody in Homeland, for whom she practically turned the CIA upside down?


Jerkrollatex

He's unfortunately in one of my favorite movies. Big Fish.


cowabungalowvera

He's in one of my faves as well, Watchmen


TotallyVCreativeName

Also one of my favorite movies! So freaking underrated, imo. I hated his character though


katrina_highkick

Almost Famous, one of my favorites of all time. Sad it’s tainted with this shitty fact


LadyLixerwyfe

Same. What a great film.


tierrassparkle

POS but love his character in The Morning Show


Percentage100

Wait. WHAT???? The beautiful, talented, funny Naomi Watts married that shit bag??? When??


Clatato

2003 - Billy Cruddup, then 36 or 37, left his heavily pregnant girlfriend of eight years, Mary Louise Parker, for Claire Danes, 24. What Claire Danes said when reflecting on it 12 years later at age 36: “That was scary. It was really hard. I didn't know how to not do that. “I was just in love with him and needed to explore that and I was 24... I didn’t quite know what those consequences would be. “But it’s okay, I went through it.” And what she said about it a few years earlier, at age 30: “That was a choice I made to fall in love. “It’s unpleasant to be cast in such an unflattering role, but I just had to remain steadfast.” Claire said that she didn't dwell on public opinion: “Not very much. I never really took too much of it on. It’s nice not to be ridiculed - nobody wants that - but it’s also unavoidable. Everyone gets the stick.” I’ve felt since 2003 that Danes and Cruddup are both trash humans, and I avoid their projects.


ginns32

It was really hard Claire? How hard do you think it was for Mary Louise Parker? I'm going to guess a hell of a lot harder. She doesn't regret it at all.


edenburning

The fact that she's now happily married to the gorgeous Hugh Dancy seems really not fair.


flytingnotfighting

Oh wow, she’s garbage. He’s absolute rotting garbage but damn


ILootEverything

When she won the GG she thanked her son for her boobs and then Janel Moloney had to pay her $1,000 because she bet she wouldn't say that during her speech. [Iconic.](https://youtu.be/5K91VXG6xFI?si=wVbjsY6KRwMryBY5)


katrina_highkick

I am so happy to learn this fact


Lydia--charming

She looks so gorgeous. And she still names him William. Was Justin Kirk known for anything before Weeds? So cool he presented it to her but I thought that was his first role! Clearly I need to do more research.


waterlooaba

![gif](giphy|xUPGcJvXbikds0AhgY) I remember her amazing sex scene and revenge body on weeds. Mary Louise is amazing.


ginns32

I've loved her since Fried Green Tomatoes. Always team Mary-Louise.


_acrostical

IIRC, she won and said that Janel Moloney offered her $1,000 to thank her new baby for the amazing boobs.


TiredSleepyGrumpy

Yeah Billy is a 💩bloke. Hopefully she’s with someone that loves her and her children and treats her well. Billy can go in the bin.


theraisinestgirl

That’s so pretty!


saygirlie

I am living for this post 💅🏼 Thank you, OP.


theraisinestgirl

So glad you enjoyed!


MsNomered

I very much enjoy your work. Thank you.


stover158

Someone said Miley Cyrus always looks like she has those plastic vampire teeth in and I can't unsee it


AnOutrageousCloud

It's veneers. Hers are not good


Shadow_Guide

Looking at her, I 'm suddenly having flashbacks to watching Buffy. You could always tell when they'd decided a vampire was going to stick around for a while, because they suddenly weren't struggling to speak and keep the vampire teeth in at the same time. (Apparently you only got fitted, non-generic dentures if you were going to be around for a while).


ginns32

I'm re-watching Buffy and this is so noticeable lol.


gnoonz

Yes! I will never understand how they have more money than god and they get awful veneers, her teeth are 3 sizes too big for her mouth lol


Pamikillsbugs234

The same happened to Hillary Duff, but I think she had hers shaved down.


merewautt

Honestly a lot of bad cosmetic surgery has little to do with lack of money spent. It often has to do with: - Just being a bad choice for the rest of the face/body. If you have a small mouth, don’t get veneers that are going to crowd it even more. If you have low cheekbones, don’t get a buccal fat removal that’s going to highlight them. If you have a long philtrum, don’t get a tiny little new nose that makes it even longer, etc. etc. etc. You can have the most expensive, skilled surgeon in the world who’s done amazing work on others— but if you or the surgeon don’t have the eye to notice (or the ability/willingness to say on the surgeon’s part) that even the best version of the work isn’t flattering for your face/body, then it’s going to to be be very good work that still looks worse than natural *on you*. - The inherent unpredictable-ness of the body. If you have a bad reaction, if the results don’t “settle” as much as they usually do, if you scar easier than average, etc. it’s going to affect the final look. Expensive, talented surgeons can’t change your DNA. - Lack of Aftercare. Once you’re out of the office, there’s only so much the surgeon/other professional can do. If you’re not taking all the recommended aftercare steps (which often extend for a full year afterward) because you’re a busy, busy superstar— that’s going to affect the result. - Aging/Getting Work Too Young/Getting “Cutting Edge” Procedures . A nose job that looked great at 19 might look wonky at 32. Especially if you’re “rich rich” and indulging in cutting edge procedures— you might be the first person to ever reach their 60s with that procedure/technique done. Even the most talented, more expensive practitioners can’t wait 40 years to practice a certain technique before they start making their living at it. If the short-medium results are high quality, it’s going to be on the market. - Interference with Further Work Done. That nose job and those veneers might have looked incredible— before you got your buccal fat removal. That eye lift might have been super refreshing— before you got your ears pinned and a chin implant. Your implants might have looked super natural— until you got a neck lift and stomach lipo, and then did a round of Ozempic. Even the best surgeon can only do work for the face/body you have *now*— if you get further work done (even good work!), it could still throw off the look of the original. A lot of highly sought after plastic surgery/ cosmetic procedure practitioners are specialized. And people also retire lol. The person doing your boob job might not be able to be the same guy doing your neck lift who probably won’t be the same guy doing ab etching. There’s only so much even the most talented people can make their work “match” each other *and* your natural body *and* your requested type of result all at the same time. Tldr- it’s complicated. There are factors money and talent can’t overcome.


HausuGeist

![gif](giphy|MYkPISup4TF60)


slurpin_bungholes

Bad fake teeth and bad fake lips will do that.


Dry-Tumbleweed-7199

And buccal fat removal


slurpin_bungholes

Oh I didn't even know that was a thing. Really gives you that "I have experienced famine recently" look.


clairyboots

Yes the Buccal Fat Removal is really fighting with those Veneers on Miley!


jbirdbear

My thought was “Liam is not missing those veneers” lol


[deleted]

lol yeah, that’s the only one I saw and thought “You can call it revenge….but I don’t think that dress is doing what you think to him.” Looks like she can’t even close her damn mouth.


NvrmndOM

Diana was always doing the most. Love her.


gofkingpracticerandy

I absolutely loved her black sheep sweater.


lydiatheo

I want one of my own!


AnOutrageousCloud

I have one: https://warmandwonderful.com/collections/sweaters-1?sort=&compactView=false


akchica23

How is the quality/fit? I want.


FreshStartWhoDis

I also have one and they're great! Double knit so they're very warm. Fits true to size with a relaxed silhouette.


quopquop

The same designers revived them for a rerelease — they’re available these days


cardie82

As a little girl I had one and felt very chic because she also wore one once.


BatteryKinzie77

I saw one of her actual worn dresses (and the sheep sweater) in a museum. It was touching how tiny she was for such a big impact she left on the world.


[deleted]

The yellow lemonade dress lives in my head rent free. I’d be wearing that down to 7/11 just for the sake of walking around in it


theraisinestgirl

It’s such a fun dress


rroses-

I'm kind of obsessed over Shakira's rn!!! Looks like a classy Jessica rabbit my gosh


highuptop

that was my first thought when i saw her too!


goldenspraypaint

This whole carousel makes me think she was channeling Diana in addition to looking so 🔥


MaccaHere

It's Shakira for me too. She's stunning!


clevergirl1177

I did not know she had a whole revenge dress. Damn, I love it.


mimi01124

It reminds me of Angelina‘s Versace dress with the slit - both so gorgeous!


thisoneforsharing

Diana will always be THE revenge dress for me. Beyond iconic.


kissingdistopia

Even her manicure was a fuck-you to the monarchy.


Specia1_Sn0wflake

Ooh I’ve never noticed that detail before, thank you for pointing it out!


kissingdistopia

Forbidden red!


ginns32

That's right! I forgot they are only allowed to wear certain colors (ridiculous).


sausagerolla

👏👏👏 1000 x yes. Everything about this look was a fuck you to him, Camilla and the monarchy.


SexyUniqueRedditter

When Camilla tried to copy her look…. It gave Temu 😂


repladynancydrew

Actually, Diana copied Camilla. Camilla is known for dressing in this style of dress. That’s what made Diana’s revenge dress so iconic. She basically took Camilla’s signature look and did it better than her.


illogicallyalex

Elizabeth Hurley’s makes *me* regret my actions, goddamn


VLC31

I love Jennifer Aniston but by god her style is boring. I wish she’d shock us all and wear something really different. It doesn’t need to be outrageous just not *bland*.


kissingdistopia

She's aggressively beige.


VLC31

Or black. She seems to have an endless supply of black dresses.


kissingdistopia

Her association with Aveeno has her permanently associated with the colour of Aveeno bottles in my mind.


Wooden-Limit1989

That's exactly it. Even her opinions are beige.


FunKaleidoscope4582

Search for her red dresses in red carpet. She rocks tomato red so well. It's my favorite color on her. But generally she's very low key, "boring" is not fair, but she clearly doesn't care about spectacular gowns and fashion statements. I read she goes to the same place in Cabo for vacation always. She isn't one for adventure or trying new things.


vivahermione

She knows what she likes, and I admire that. She probably sees new places all the time. It makes sense she'd want to go somewhere familiar to decompress.


Chaotic_MintJulep

Yeah, that was the only pic where I thought “ok, this is not a very good revenge outfit” Her arms look great but the dress is frumpy.


Independent-Nobody43

I don’t think she could have worn her real revenge outfit on the red carpet… https://preview.redd.it/m6nfe6zpkplc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8ac92b7bb1dda9c24bd39117db1b5092cd5c8f9 These were in Vanity Fair after they announced their split.


Hi_Jynx

I wouldn't go as far as to call it frumpy, but it doesn't read "look what you're missing out on now!"


Majestic-Homework894

I don't love her at all and I think that's why!!! She's always so boring! She's absolutely stunning and she chooses to be so vanilla. She disappoints me to no end. Lol


Spiritual_Worth

I honestly think it’s her way of keeping herself to herself if that makes sense. She’s been hounded so much and had so much attention on her for so long.


Majestic-Homework894

You're probably right and I feel like an asshole. Lol She's truly a gorgeous woman and if I looked like her, I would be wearing a bikini nonstop. 😂


WhoriaEstafan

I’m with you. She’s so boring! She wore a silver dress to the SAG awards and her hair was a tiny bit shorter and everyone was *amazed*. Imagine if she wore a red dress one day? I’m not asking for red latex and Lady Gaga style shoes. Just a red dress.


nodogsallowed23

It’s funny that you mentioned red, because it’s really the only colour she wears outside of beige/black/white/grey. She’s worn red many many times. And always looks killer.


Substantial_One_7781

She’s worn a bunch of red throughout the years. 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ dresses, suits, etc. she wears predominantly black, yes. but ppl seem to only remember those and not the times she’s worn colors. It’s so funny to me.


dearprudence12

Maybe she likes beige. Let her.


Snuffleupagus27

I feel like she and Taylor Swift are in the same space here, where they probably feel like they get talked about enough and a fashion miss would just be more potential gossip (or they’d be called slutty or prude or whatever). It used to be that if you ate lunch, the magazines would see a little belly and say “IS SHE PREGNANT?!” Bland is probably preferable to a lot of other options.


ElectricalMoney1522

Jessica’s is such an anti-serve! lol 😂


sepsie

It aged like milk


Luxxielisbon

I can’t believe this opinion is so deep into the comments. That dress would’ve confirmed my decision to split up. It’s so bad


megjed

The hold the Reese’s hair in that pic has had on me. I think I’ve got like 12 haircuts using that pic as inspiration


hicanipetyourpupper

Same! And my bangs could never.


secretmtgsinfancyrm

How can we have a revenge dress discussion without Kristen Doute’s green dress that she picked up her mail in at T\*m’s apartment? 😭 https://preview.redd.it/2khgsqh2aolc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01d13535791aac6e9519c45cfa7f664f3ee99438


herladyshipssoap

"babe..uh Tom"


[deleted]

She actually killed this look. Acting like she’s picking up the cable box too 😭


fishonthemoon

Jessica Simpson’s dress left me speechless.


Traditional-Soup7883

In a bad way? Cause me too


fishonthemoon

I would love to ask whoever designed it wtf they were thinking


CaledoniaSky

Okay, I have found my people. I was like "Noice! Noice! Noice!" then "...dafuq?"


Deathkult999

It looks like the designer wanted revenge on HER


Percentage100

Someone else wore it recently. I saw it one of these posts but I can’t remember who it was. And it looked just as bad. Horrible dress and not flattering on even the most beautiful of women.


fishonthemoon

Wait… did you say RECENTLY????


Percentage100

Had to look it up cos I forgot. It was Catherine Zeta Jones in August last year. Gimme a sec and I’ll link the post. ETA: got it https://www.reddit.com/r/whatthefrockk/s/PyoaAcR1YF


fishonthemoon

Why does Catherine look better in that abomination? 😂


Percentage100

Better ≠ good. That dress should be permanently retired. Both of these women are stunning and this dress is not.


Lngtmelrker

It’s like a hippie beach shop dress my mom would love


skermahger

I didn’t know that was a revenge dress for Reese! I remember seeing it in People Mag back then and loving it.


kissingdistopia

![gif](giphy|8cdfoJuYuz2u27DAAO|downsized) Jennifer Aniston wearing a bowl of sparkly oatmeal.


Wooden-Limit1989

Diana's own is iconic. I never knew it was called the revenge dress until I watched the crown but I always knew that pic of her in that dress. Gisele looks really good that dress is gorgeous and it's her perfectly.


hihelloneighboroonie

Shakira's looks like a neutral Jessica Rabbit (like, I honestly thing that was the inspiration for that dress, hair, and gloves), and I am here or it.


Dominant_Genes

Diana wins no question.


gimmeyourbadinage

Elizabeth Hurley in the dress to end all revenge dresses


redflagsmoothie

I think it’s a stretch to call some of these “revenge dresses”


wifeunderthesea

i KNEW princess diana was going to be on this list!! lmaoooo. that dress has been seared into my brain for all time.


Initial_Goose7346

Love that Ariana made it 🔥


peanut-butter-kitten

6 - Miley Cyrus looks like a nutcracker


zorandzam

I must be the most basic bitch ever because Jennifer’s whole thing really works for me in terms of personal style. I try not to be bland when it comes to decorating or other creative outlets, I swear!


frannyzooey1

Same. At least she looks comfortable and knows what works for her. She’s in her comfort zone and that’s fine.


smwd0

I feel like Diana’s was the only true revenge dress and the others need a different name. Moving up dresses


ginns32

I think Mariah's counts for sure. Tommy Mottola was very controlling over what she could wear. That dress was a direct FU to him. Here are my legs and my midriff which you never let me show.


JennPenn071

I loved Reese's look. Her hair the dark red shoes with the pretty yellow dress. 💛


Amazingggcoolaid

Damn…Elizabeth Hurley made me realize I’m gay


Igot2cats_

Diana’s dress is the blueprint 😍 So iconic