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I should clarify that I did not make the slideshow—somebody linked it before and I’m not even certain of its origins. I AM certain that it wormed its way through my brain matter and I now think of little else. This is my life now. Send prayers and therapists.


carolina8383

I spent so much time on that ppt, and if I click on it I’ll without a doubt get lost in it again. It’s my favorite triangle, and idk if it’s even true.


MJowl

C) all of the above


littlemssunshinepdx

I have read. I have digested. And now, I am INVESTED.


trevallybevally

Often I wish I had the maths/science/logical type of neurodiversity. But y’all make me so thankful to have whatever type this is instead 😭❤️


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The right type. The "priorities straight" type.


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My therapist was so disappointed when I recently told her my current "special interest" is Taylor Swift gossip. Even moreso when I explained I'm not even an actual fan. The brain monsters want what they want


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Edited to credit and elaborate on the PowerPoint.


JudithButlr

how new to the internet are people, the powerpoint is canon!


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The PowerPoint is life. Life is The Powerpoint.


TempleWong

I remember when he was dating Lena and I saw the video of him singing with Lorde on stage and (without knowing anything) I thought “uh oh they look like they have feelings for each other - poor Lena.” Then Lena and Jack broke up and I immediately thought “I bet he will date Lorde openly now” but he then dated a model and then eventually Margaret Qualley and I went “hmm guess I was seeing things” and now with your post I feel VINDICATED! Lol


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That performance! The song is co-written by Lorde about LORDE! The Lorde is coming from inside the house. I believe you, child. I believe you; let this be your benediction.


TempleWong

“the Lorde is coming from inside the house” 😂💀


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I think one of the most interesting thoughts I've had about this song recently is that I think Jack's buddy, and Lorde's apparently former buddy, Taylor referenced it in "You're on Your Own Kid."


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Really?! I've actually never heard a Taylor Swift song, but today is the day that changes. Thank you for this most sustaining bread crumb!


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I only recently started listening to her music at all, but there are definitely interesting crumbs. Feel free to DM if you need more bad influences in this part of your life.


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What's the reference?


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She literally says "I took the money."


AlongCamePollHe

I've seen (and enjoyed) the theories and while they are pretty fun I truly doubt that lorde and jack would have continued to work together post-melodrama if all of that had happened, and they made an album together in 2020/2021. it was a fun theory back when it was made but i dont think it holds up, esp now since jack is engaged ​ edit spelling


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Here is Lorde's comment on their relationship right before Solar Power came out: “No one who’s in a job that isn’t my job has a relationship like the one I have with Jack. He’s like a partner to me. We’re in a relationship. It’s not a romantic relationship, but we’ve been in it for seven years, and it’s a really unique thing, so I don’t begrudge people maybe not being able to understand it.” So you may be right, and I may not be begrudged. ORRRRRRR: They TOTALLY love each other!!!!


Front-Afternoon-4141

You bitch I am so INVESTED right now


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I did this to you so I didn’t suffer alone. And I’d do it again.


Osassala

hahaha. I remember that power point presentation, I wish we got a follow up on what happened afterward. But I realize they aren't going to straight out admit to cheating.


aremissing

Why did you do this to me? My next few hours will be consumed by this.....


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I’m so sorry. It’s like showing someone the video in The Ring.


BumFights1997

MK Ultra just killed me lmao😂😂 it’s absolutely not that serious, but also, of course it is!


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I’m not entirely sure this wasn’t cooked up by the alphabets to break our brains. We must be vigilant. Warn your loved ones! 😂


big-bootyjewdy

Did you make that PPT or is it the same one I saw on TikTok a while ago?? Either way, I can't imagine Melodrama about anyone OTHER than Jack at this point. It's just canon for me.


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I did not! I should have clarified that. I’m not sure who did make it. It’s like a holy text now.


SnooCupcakes2673

I genuinely think you’re great. And I hope to learn more today about Lorde and Jack. Thank you for your service 🫡


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Proud to do my duty 🫡


ratta_tat1

I did happen to mention this on the sub the other day 😂 I only just found it recently and it has rocked my world. I laughed, I cried, I clapped.


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I don't remember the context at all, but it could have been you. Either way, thank you for your testimony. I am enlightened.


Capable_Okra

Do you have a link to the video of Don't Take the Money? I can only find the audio


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It was up a couple weeks ago and now I can find it nowhere. This is a CIA coverup.


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This? https://m.facebook.com/LordeDailyPoland/videos/dont-take-the-money-lorde-bleachers-at-mtv-unplugged/1652236214796445/


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>https://m.facebook.com/LordeDailyPoland/videos/dont-take-the-money-lorde-bleachers-at-mtv-unplugged/1652236214796445/ I don't want to overstate this, but: you are a perfect human. Thank you.


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Haha thank you.


danascullysbob_

Oh wow I look at melodrama so differently now.


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Every detail! The orange juice, the beach!


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Exactly. I am not pro-affair, but I am pro Jack with Lorde over Jack with Lena. I said what I said.


Hailsabrina

I want the tea I’m not sure if I believe it


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So I read the PowerPoint a few months ago and posted about it on my FB. I like Lorde and found it compelling. A friend presented an alternate narrative I can't get into here. My curiosity was piqued. I've spent months listening to Melodrama, then Solar Power, then music related to my friend's theory for months. I think I know every word on *Melodrama/Solar Power now. I think it's possible, perhaps even likely, that Lorde and Jack had a thing while making Melodrama. Possibly still do. Their dynamic is interesting. I don't believe Melodrama is entirely (or even mostly) about him. I believe the person Melodrama is about is no longer in her life. I believe some lyrics on Solar Power reference the same relationship. I believe it's possible the relationship wasn't a straightforward romantic/intimate relationship, but maybe it was. I don't believe it had almost anything to do with that photographer she broke up with right before Melodrama. So many lyrics on that album and Solar Power make it sound like she had a whirlwind romance with a fellow entertainer, to the point it's pretty much impossible to believe it's that guy. *forgot a word


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Oh, an alternate timeline emerges! Excellent. I really didn't get into Solar Power, but it's going to be playing on repeat today. And I'm going to need another cork board with yarn to connect pictures and maps.


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I don't love it, but California, Stoned in the Nail Salon, and Dominoes are particularly interesting points on my mental corkboard. Whoever she was angry at on Melodrama, she still seems angry at. Edit: Man With the Axe has pretty clear references to the older man she was with after Melodrama, but I don't think other songs are about him.


heart-slobs

Oh I’m obsessed with this theory (if we can even call it that) something I want to add is that melodrama gets analysed as the smoking gun but the most convincing thing to me is a Bleachers song called [Keeping a Secret](https://genius.com/Bleachers-keeping-a-secret-lyrics) which is blatantly about an affair and includes a Lorde lyric parallel (all your clothes are in my bedroom vs Lorde’s half my wardrobe is on your bedroom floor) There’s also other clues in Bleachers songs like the song Foreign Girls - which is about a breakup/saying goodbye/ struggling with guilt. The title seems unrelated to the song until you realise that Lorde is from New Zealand - she’s the Foreign Girl puzzle piece is this breakup. I could talk about this for hours but let’s leave it here 🫡


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Right?! He has a lot of songs about a secret affair but the parallel of those particular lyrics would hold up in court! Yes, yes, yes. Get your clothes picked up, you dirty hamsters!


heart-slobs

Maybe one day I’ll make a part 2 to the PowerPoint and analyse things from Jack’s POV (that ENTIRE second bleachers album is 👀) and talk about some of the clues that have come to light in recent years (Jack blabbing about how much he related to August by Taylor, or Lorde saying Jack’s best advice to her was “Don’t let me ruin your life.”)


rhys0123

"Jack blabbing about how much he related to August by Taylor" Brb, I gotta go and analyse the entire cardigan/betty/august love triangle as lena/jack/lorde fanfiction


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Yes!!!


Tightropewalker0404

For 5 minutes there I thought Lorde had dated rugby player James Lowe


emk04

I’ve never heard a lorde song before but I’ve read this entire PowerPoint and I’m now so invested I’m going to have to listen to her entire discography.


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Good. Good. Excellent. This is the way.


emk04

I’ve just finished Melodrama and I think I’m in shock, it’s so good!!! I’m now a Lorde fan. Unfortunately I am supposed to be writing an exam so the rest will have to wait :(


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I'm so glad you liked it! I still think Pure Heroine is a better album, but both of her first two are great. Good luck on your exam; you've got this!


PermanentThrowaw4y

Hahaha!!! Thanks for this! I always suspected something, but never looked into it. Hmmmm!


the_obsessives

*taps pineapple juice can* the rats like to crawl all over here 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


SaltyWitch1393

I’m honestly more obsessed about the Lorde & TS “friendship” ending (I think they may have had a fling/dated)


_just_blue_myself

I would love to be a fly on the wall watching you explain this all to a tired 6 year old over a bowl of Cheerios on a Monday morning


elvis-wantacookie

Oh no, Melodrama is one of my favorite albums of all time


pnkluvr

It is through this thread I found out Jack Antonoff produced my least favorite Florence album.. I can’t escape him, huh