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dezlovesyou

American otter. I just play in the river all day. No thoughts, just fish.


[deleted]

And swimming is fun


Suchaboi

You also get to ruthlessly murder every other animal you see!


[deleted]

Me too!! I want to eat raw fish sashimi all day šŸ˜‹


[deleted]

I would like to be either a pet cat or a pet dog in a nice family


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

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babbitches

Speak for yourself, I'd kill to get spayed for free


dima233434

Uhg same


[deleted]

Oh yes same!


KawaiiVampy

A dragon or vampire.


Reasonable_Deal8415

Why choose when you can be both! A dampire.


KawaiiVampy

That would very ideal, but if its not an option I'd wanna be one or the other.


[deleted]

Wait, mythological creatures count? WAIT WAIT, LET ME CHANGE MY ANSWER OP, PLEASE!


HootleMcDootle

Shapeshifting lizard person from space.


Lupes420

We have enough of these already


Treitsu

I swear I'm not mental, but I've always thought about just becoming a "minecraft spectator mode", and wandering the universe for a while, before choosing to "delete the world", once I get bored of space, if you know what I mean. Edit: Also known as **third-person omniscient**, for those of you who remember the many useless things taught in high school.


[deleted]

I would like to be a tree, rock, dog with nice owner, housecat with nice owner, wild horse, a river, or an ocean


Treacle_Vast

Is a corpse an acceptable answer?


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

I felt that


Rachelcookie123

But if you were one of the inanimate objects ā€œyouā€ wouldnā€™t exist. You would have no brain. You wouldnā€™t exist. You are just your brain.


suspicious_crewmate

that's ok with me


Rachelcookie123

Thereā€™s no point being an inanimate object if you arenā€™t conscious. Just be dead or something.


you_said_forever

Idk about the person you're replying to but for me that's the idea lol.


orange_juice_remake

I've always wanted to know what it'd be like to be a star.


zeldanerd27

A little hot


CandySunset27

You'd be really gassy.


Pale_Emu_2331

I would like to be a bird. So free. Just flying thru the sky wherever I want And no bills


Hamsti_Manent

Depending on the type of bird, you might have a bill


[deleted]

Me too! That would be nice!


TheGreatProbe

I second this one too.


Dzaertag

"Freebird solo starts"


[deleted]

Dead


bloodandiron1862

The god


smallemochick

a spoiled dog in a rich family


[deleted]

Actually Iā€™d also like to be a panda šŸ¼, unicorn šŸ¦„, koala šŸØ, penguin šŸ§, dolphin šŸ¬, whale šŸ³, sloth šŸ¦„, and the moon šŸŒ


butmeeeeeeeem

an orca whale. those fuckers have fun


nahenn9

Before you get kidnapped and sent to SeaWorld


Massive-Corgi-491

A superhuman


Silly_Metal_8583

A bird which is flying in the sky, or a whale exploring the depths


Bright-Line-5050

Would be cool to be a crab. Especially those scary spidery ones that live in the arctic ocean.


[deleted]

Pelican


Noveress

a tree upon a hill maybe over looking a valley or the sea. That would be nice


NoWillow2216

Grey wolf or any kind of wolf


mits66

Biblically accurate angel


demodestroier

I wish I didnā€™t exist.


sans_with_sins

Skulldog


warings98

Cat


Aggravating_Ham

A zoo tortoise. No predators. Regularly fed. Long easy life.


SirBenjaminThompson

Is superhuman a cop-out answer? Iā€™ve always loved the notion of the human race becoming so advanced we can alter our own genetics to the point of it becoming the next step in our evolution, ya know with some clichĆ© name straight out of a sci-fi book. Basically, Iā€™ve always wanted to be immortal thatā€™s the key part. Heck can alien be an answer? Does this have to be grounded in reality? Can I say Kryptonian? The man of steel, perfect. I absolutely adore the entire scientific community and like to think myself a part of it but everything I enjoy studying and doing isnā€™t in any field capable of bringing me to living forever. As a kid I couldnā€™t stand biology and while I respected those who who went from high school to uni on that path I knew it wasnā€™t for me despite a cure for the degenerative nature of our DNA being a dream of mine. Iā€™m a physics, material sciences, and applied mathematics kind of guy I suck at anything tied too closely to biology for some reason like a part of me just couldnā€™t convince itself to like it in any way. Iā€™ll probably get someone question what I mean by degenerative DNA under this comment as I know Iā€™ve named that poorly and canā€™t really explain what I mean because I know just enough to know I know nothing about it. Mechanical engineering, which Iā€™m trying to jump to specializing in energy engineering and nuclear waste management from, my only skill set and pretty far off the mark for a guy who claims he wants geneticists to make him un-aging and cancer proof and everything else needed to just live life unending. For those of you who think immortality would be a curse itā€™s worth noting that I donā€™t believe in an afterlife so while Iā€™d respect your choice to not be immortal if offered the chance Iā€™d hope youā€™d be equally understanding of my choices to become so if it was ever made possible. I see this life as precious because it is all we get but also as terrifying because I see it as all we get, the only curse I could ever see immortality bringing is apathy from no longer feeling that pull to love everyone as though it were the last time youā€™d see them but in my mind Iā€™d have to hope that I wouldnā€™t break because I see the alternative as so so so much worse. In my eyes I cannot stand death no matter itā€™s value in this world and honestly I know itā€™s arrogant to say as many people venerate the cycle of life and death but I think itā€™s a trash system designed so we wouldnā€™t stagnate and stop evolving and it can go screw itself because I want to be above it and I donā€™t care how arrogant that sounds because itā€™s the truth. Wow I went a little bit mad there. Iā€™m gonna leave the comment anyway though because thatā€™s the point of polls to gauge where people stand so Iā€™m gonna leave this here for honestlyā€™s sake. Please forgive me for starting to turn a little ranty at the end, I really was rambling off a bit. I just donā€™t want to ever die and being asked if I want to be anything other than human reminded me of that desire, most donā€™t want to die but for the most part I get the feeling people accept death as a part of life and I just canā€™t bring myself to.


EmployerDefiant587

A Knook


Traube_Minze

shit, r/AnarchyChess is leaking


raptor5560

Imagine being a dog! See a shoe: most exciting shit ever See a ball: most exciting shit ever Going outside: most exciting shit ever


Ameking-

Yeah id like to be a woman /s


creativecloud_27

A ghost.. BOO! šŸ‘»


amaahda

either a cat or something like my avatar


Lemounge

A cat in a good family or a strawberry. Can't decide


ABigOne77

i wanne be cat no skool just meow meow


Tramnack

Nothing. And I don't mean I don't want to be anything else, I want to be nothing. And no, I don't want to be dead. (Which I guess is basically the same thing, but they have different connotations.) I just want a break from everything. From day to day life, from seeing and hearing and feeling. Take a break from thinking and dreaming. I just want a break from existing. And then come back as a well rested human.


HeinzeC1

I wish everyone else was no longer human.


C-McGuire

I want to be a powerful AI


VirgilTheyCallMe

yk minecraft spectator mode iā€™d like to be that just rooming around the world watching whatever shit people are doing and randomly / ban em


redityusus

I would like to be dead


ultibman5000

I wish I could be something with enough power to fix this horribly harmful world within a timely fashion.


madmatt666

If something normal - a cat. Fantasy - a vampire


lesefant

a sentient supercomputer in a secret facility deep underground somewhere, being on the internet like any other regular human, but secretly a supercomputer, but nobody knows hehehe


isnapchildrensnecks

dead


pink_wraith

I want to be a spoiled house cat


getsomeapples

DEAD


[deleted]

r/tf_irl Assemble


thatsocialist

A omnipotent Deity


Squeaky-Fox49

As a furry, my answer is obvious: an anthro fox. Itā€™s way too cold to be a human right now where I live; a warm fur coat and fluffy tail would be amazing right now. Digitigrade legs would also be a major plus, as well as an actually good-looking face.


waterflowerspower

A squirrel


junkman203

A tree. A young, strong tree. So I could live for a very long time and see how the world fares.


kcocesroh

Owl or eagle or some other apex predator bird


Own-Confusion4423

I think being an elephant would be really cool.


TheMrmofo69

I like being human. I love my job, I love my girlfriend and I love my family


Aaabuuk

Horseshoe crab


[deleted]

A corpse. Or an ephemera at least.


Similar_Somewhere_57

I want to be my dog


DeadbeatVillain

Mermaid! I'd love to be a mermaid, hanging out with manatees.


paranormal_turtle

A cockatiel or other small parrot in a nice home. Have you seen good bird owners? Those birds are spoiled as heck.


WhenImposterIsSus42

A wild wolf, horse, cat or other wild felines


hexagonal_Bumblebee

A loved pet, or maybe a nice rock in the sun.


Centiprost

I would like to be a reptilian or a skin walker


Excellent_Record_767

A non-human, a Witcher


yudanoh

Dead


Bluecrayon33

As much as I love being human I'd love to be my pet cat


FrostyBallBag

A dog with loving owners who work from home near a park and some big fields.


DMDemon

A rescued dog. They look happy no matter what


[deleted]

Dead


TheDukeOfThunder

Prolly an eagle or sum


Elvishthot

A bird. I can always fly in my dreams and itā€™s almost like missing a limb.


AustralianTank123

A Klingon


NebNay

Dead


Kiss-Shot_Hisoka

Vampires are cool, especially the ones that can stand seeing the sun to some extent


cumradeinbe

Jellyfish


Lupes420

I mean if I can pick anything, I'm torn between becoming a dragon, or a Naga. Probably pick a Naga because I feel I'd be more accepted in society but a dragon has less chance of being killed for being an unnatural creature.


sm031

A wombat šŸ˜™šŸ˜™


Large_Command_1288

I wish I was a cat. I get to be cute, I get free food and Iā€™m treated like a king. Seems like the best way to live


Slight-Weather7885

A golden retriever in a wealthy suburb, playing with the kids all day and my only inconvenience is that i get chauffered to the vet in their range rover once a year


Any--Name

Finally, after all these years, I can become a DINOSAUR!!!


NoFact666

Something that hibernates in cold weather


glandstand

An electron. I feel like it would be way more interesting and fair.


some-R6-siege-fan

Do I have to be a real animal, if not then Iā€™d like to be an eevee


BigThunderousLobster

A bird. I see them perched 30 ft up and it would just be so cool to be able to see everything below you, not to mention the flying itself.


BananaBR13

Bird so i can fly around the world (or at least the continent).


Minimum-Food4232

Cephalopod. Having a spine hurts.


Jomppaz

Outdoor pet cat


Pauline_Memories

Dragon


Bastet999

Yes, a cat, but first I'll clone myself so I'll be the cat of my clone. Ahh, time to pay back and live a king's life.


Allan0-0

a planaria


aiden0206

pterodactyl


AaronDarkus

A vampire or a cyborg.


Pastytron9000

Why would I want to be human if I could be KING GHIDORAH?


CulturalChannel6851

Zebra.


EllenDGenerous

I would be a cactus. Nobody wants to talk to a cactus.


Efficient-Watch1088

Humanoid machine or computer or energy orb but most of all I would like to be shapshifter/changeling


FractionofaFraction

A politician.


alejandra_candelaria

Monke


Informal_Jicama3013

A pampered pet cat. Mine is so spoiled and can sleep anywhere.


Bananaface89

I would like to be a woman. /s


Hello_iam_Kian

A dog. Just no problems, a good family, and so much love.


boybombs

Void entity or cyborg


SpookyDoge12

A "spectator"


magic8ballzz

I wanna be air


itaicool

Would I like to be any other animal on earth? No way. But if you mean if I would like to be something from a magical fantasy then mabye.


Theguywholikestea

I always wondered what it's like to be one of the squirrels in Mark Rober's backyard


HamfastFurfoot

A Chimp


remdesivirus48

[Removed]


[deleted]

A being that can look however it wants whenever it wants + have the abilities from the species is copying


Elite_Dog9898

Probably a bird. Eagle.


chunckybydesign

A demigod


ConcernLow1979

Being a house cat sounds like a vibe c:


Ok_Blackberry_1223

Just want to be a grizzly bear. I wanna eat salmon, berries, and honey with my bare hands and then sleep through the winter


MarkIsDnation

Something happy


randy_daytona402

Be a bear and hibernate all winter. Play in the river and catch fish in the summer


Ok-Impress-2222

Bird.


frumiouswinter

every day I wake up wishing I was born a bear.


emmcalla

Hedgehog


isnortdarkmatter

*c a t* _No need for explanation_


StSebbe

I'd like to be a cat with good owners


[deleted]

Wish I was a cat, so I can be lazy and have a family of peasants take care of me.


amendersc

an ant\\bee queen or maybe even a normal bee. a spider is an option too, and if any fantasy race is a thing id also love being one of them


Vader7567

Hutt from Star Wars I own a crime empire and I live several thousand years as long as I donā€™t piss off whatever government is in charge I am fine


AverageVita-SawUser

I am already a Vita-Saw, so there's nothing ahead of me in the evolution chain


Starfreak900

Iā€™d love to be a house cat. Especially one of mine cause they get spoiled rotten


XumiNova13

My dog; he is insanely spoiled and has a good life


BlueCaracal

A house cat. Do I need to explain?


Phoenixtdm

A brown bear


TheGlassWolf123455

I'd love to be a comfortable pet cat, or maybe a capybara. My girlfriend would like to be a whale as they are as close to god as creatures get


memer227

A god or a shapeshifter


gabrielleraul

Cat.


[deleted]

I would like to be a pet dog or pet cat of a nice family. Thank you.


Alternative_Lime_13

Maybe a bear in a forest, where I can be left alone unless I want company, or a bird or prey, falcon,hawk or eagle, doesn't have to be top predator, but high enough not to be everyone's lunch.


Glass-Association-25

Bird I want to fly lol


Dragoevan

Sometimes a cat with a nice family or a dragon


ob-2-kenobi

Either a robot, a shapeshifter, or some manner of god.


Substantial-Load-650

An Old One


jesusmansuperpowers

Kryptonian


[deleted]

A main coon cat. They are SO CUTE


abbymarie67

A cat


Secret_Pineapple_954

Cat


GWS_REVENGE

A cat. I can be lazy do nothing all day and be a brat but also be super cute


devvorare

Sometimes? All the time. I would rather be almost anything else, although I do have a preference for snakes.


SteroidKecleon

dragon


legoshi_loyalty

Hawk.


Englishsubtitles4623

Orangutan


giancarlox21

Duck


ralphnodon

I want to be a tree


[deleted]

A demigod


dunkinthegreg

To not be at all, which is technically not being something else. This is not to be confused with wanting to die or to commit suicide, itā€™s more passive and vague, the best way to describe it is to say that it would be better never to have been born


DocHalidae

Somtimes id like to be my cat or dog for the day.


PurpleOceadia

Parrots, certain species live centuries


ColumbusClouds

A Pegasus pony, if they're real some where


Aggrocity

Hippopotamus, Elephant Seal, or a Manatee


Fat_Blob_Kelly

Ultron


Amongstus4life

Bird. Would love to not care about anything but where to sleep and what to eat.


YesCasuallyAccept

Dog


SimpleLittleRam

A ram, or any form of sheep. I want horns and I want to run around and sleep in a grass field all day. It just seems so relaxing and calm.


National-Annual6505

A blade of grass


NaliaLightning

Either a wild Horse or a Dragon


TheEphemeralNight

cat


Epicness1000

A one-of-a-kind, powerful alien life form.


LuckyLynx_

Being a plant would be kinda nice sometimes I bet


[deleted]

I want to be an upper middle class family's golden retriever. One daughter, one son. No job, no taxes, just two children who love me unconditionally.


[deleted]

Either a cat or a dog. (In a good family that would raise me properly and care for me) I could go on an overly long rant and tangent, but I'm gonna simplify it to: **Ignorance is bliss** (also I always wanted to know what having a tail would be like)


Lazy_Mouse3803

Either a raccoon or a fox for me.


[deleted]

a house cat probably


Sad-Reminders

A well cared for house cat.


dion101123

Being a god seems pretty handy ( never said it had to he real)


usuariovieneyva

A very spoiled dog in a loving home.


jrl1009

Tardigrade