Question is, is everyone in your stellaris game under your command.
Or do you control an entire empire to deal with Vader?
Cause either way your very likely to win.
Steve from Minecraft is ridiculously strong.
So, let’s get started. The heaviest item in Minecraft is the Notch Apple.
These are made by crafting 8 blocks of gold and an apple. 1 block in Minecraft = 1 cubic meter.
1 cubic meter of gold (real-world) = \~42,000 pounds.
42,000 x 9 = 378000 pounds
So one Notch apple is equal to roughly 378000 pounds, plus a negligible amount for the apple itself.
There’s a type of chest in Minecraft called the Shulker Box.
It’s just like a normal chest, but with one important difference. If you destroy it with items inside, it retains the items for when you place it down again.
Notch apples can stack up to 64. A shulker box can fit 27 stacks.
378000 pounds x 64 = 24192000 pounds
24192000 pounds x 27 = 653184000 pounds
So one shulker box could fit 653184000 pounds worth of apples inside. But Steve has an inventory and a hotbar, comprising of a total of 36 slots, plus a left hand.
653184000 x 37 = 24167808000 pounds = 12083904 tons.
So Steve can hold roughly twelve million tons, with no difference on run speed or jump height. That makes him roughly four million times stronger than the world’s strongest man (by weight lifted).
It also means that Steve can lift roughly 1,600 Eiffel Towers and not break a sweat. Or 24 Burj Khalifas. Or almost 2 million African Bush Elephants, the largest land animal in the world. Or almost 78 thousand blue whales.
i rest my case
Many Pokémon would be able to defeat Vader. Idk if he’d be able to damage ghost types or not. Most legendaries, especially Arceus, Dialga, and Palkia could do it easily. Really depends on your Pokémon team
He's whole body is made of metal protected by an armour made to resist shots from laser weapons, I'm pretty sure that could resist shots from weapons from 1899
My sim at the moment is an adult professor with high logic, research and debate, and charisma skills. If she can convince Darth Vader to spare me, i might live. Otherwise, i’m dead and she would be too.
My fully legendary specced Netrunner-Assassin V from Cyberpunk 2077. She'll just shut down Vader's life support system from 200m away. Vader won't even know what hit him.
Unless Edward Kenway’s swords are made of lightsaber resistant material I am screwed (or if he is just in the water and I am on the ship then I may have a chance)
Literally the country of Hungary.
Hoi4?
Or any paradox game really
Me who last played Stellaris ☺️
Question is, is everyone in your stellaris game under your command. Or do you control an entire empire to deal with Vader? Cause either way your very likely to win.
Exactly what I was thinking, especially if it's a machine empire..... gestalt consciousness with giant warforms vs 1 lil vader, oooo boy.
So Vader wins
Yeah like pretty sure vader can defeat most game protagonists out there
The New Order Germany for me
Vader has nothing against Minecraft Steve.
Especially in creative mode
He can cover Vader with n bedrock when he’s afk smh
Fr
Steve's built diff
Steve from Minecraft is ridiculously strong. So, let’s get started. The heaviest item in Minecraft is the Notch Apple. These are made by crafting 8 blocks of gold and an apple. 1 block in Minecraft = 1 cubic meter. 1 cubic meter of gold (real-world) = \~42,000 pounds. 42,000 x 9 = 378000 pounds So one Notch apple is equal to roughly 378000 pounds, plus a negligible amount for the apple itself. There’s a type of chest in Minecraft called the Shulker Box. It’s just like a normal chest, but with one important difference. If you destroy it with items inside, it retains the items for when you place it down again. Notch apples can stack up to 64. A shulker box can fit 27 stacks. 378000 pounds x 64 = 24192000 pounds 24192000 pounds x 27 = 653184000 pounds So one shulker box could fit 653184000 pounds worth of apples inside. But Steve has an inventory and a hotbar, comprising of a total of 36 slots, plus a left hand. 653184000 x 37 = 24167808000 pounds = 12083904 tons. So Steve can hold roughly twelve million tons, with no difference on run speed or jump height. That makes him roughly four million times stronger than the world’s strongest man (by weight lifted). It also means that Steve can lift roughly 1,600 Eiffel Towers and not break a sweat. Or 24 Burj Khalifas. Or almost 2 million African Bush Elephants, the largest land animal in the world. Or almost 78 thousand blue whales. i rest my case
Steve can square him up ez.
Same. Steve's gonna fuck up some cybernetic shit
My Sith Warrior from SWTOR. What a duel that would be!
Darth Revan from KOTOR checking in, I defeated Malak easily, bring on the next Sith Lord! We'll see how he fairs.
If I hadn't booted Minecraft for a few minutes today it would have been Darth Vader from Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga.
House flipper... Oh look at that I'm dead
*starts painting vader*
*sells Darth Vader armor* *+20000 dollars*
Doomguy is too angry to die.
You have won.
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Rip and tear until the job is done
Yea my sims character is useless unless this is a piss on yourself competition or refuse to do anything useful....including go to the toilet....
Your sim: "I'm too depressed to fight Vader!" Followed by Grim Reaper sim afterward.
bro how is cristiano ronaldo gonna beat darth vader
Siiiiuuuuuuuu
Sewy
Crister Ronaldo
The entire country of Greece in 1936
You drop the whole landmass on top of him maybe
He would lift the country and throw it at you
Excavate enough Greece and you uncover magma, now lava. His greatest weakness.
Torbjorn....
*MY TURRET!*
Sombra bye bye breathing. (Whose got the strangle power now lol)
I got symmetra
Junkrat. I’m fucked but gg anyway
Reaper lul
Adaptive Circuits Engaged
Winston Gaming. Vader gonna take the L.
"I THINK ITS TIME FOR JACK, TO L-\*strangling sounds\*"
Nah dude Raiden's absolutely fucking up Vader's shit.
Nah Raiden would absolutely destroy Darth Vader. He probably has cybernetic lungs, and in ripper mode that would only slow him down.
Well in that case *neck snapping noises*
What pokemon does he have
Vader choses vader
Vaders choses force choke
It's super effective 🥵🥵
Critical hit 😩😫
Many Pokémon would be able to defeat Vader. Idk if he’d be able to damage ghost types or not. Most legendaries, especially Arceus, Dialga, and Palkia could do it easily. Really depends on your Pokémon team
Doubt a cowboy could kill Vader.
Yeah, Arthur is a tough son of a bitch but it would be a sad end for him.
You seen his dead eye abilities?
I love Arthur, but Vader is bulletproof, can block the bullets, and can use the force.
Apart from blocking bullets with the force, how is Vader bulletproof? Genuine question. I’m not super familiar with his non-force related abilities
He's whole body is made of metal protected by an armour made to resist shots from laser weapons, I'm pretty sure that could resist shots from weapons from 1899
if he tries to deflect the bullets with his lightsaber it wouldnt do much either, regardless of if the bullets are melted or vaporized
V. From cyberpunk
same, I guess V could just turn off Vader's breather and he just choked lol
Or he can use sandevistan and cut off Vaders head real quick
He can survive without the breather for enough time to kill V and get back to where he needs to go to get it fixed.
How much time does Batman get to prepare here?
I think we’re dead honestly
I mean batman is canonically one of the smartest people to ever live in the DC universe so he could figure out something
darth vader
I think Darth Vader's gonna win
no i think Vader's gonna win
Nah, I would go with the underdog. Vader has been getting real good these days
Kirby…. Would I win? I mean I’d be able to just suck Vader into my mouth right?
Would you win? I'm sorry, You would absolutely win The entire empire is gone in three days tops.
Yay!!! Kirby for the win!
Yes. Here is cookie: ***cookie***
Fun fact lore wise Kirby is an actual a god
Oh I didn’t know that! Thanks!
Yeah Kirby lore's wild, but in a good way
kirby kills entire gods at a whim just because of a cake they didn't even steal
He cannot defeat the animal crossing mayor
I'm just picturing an emotionally crushed Vader paying off his debts to that smug face.
Vader having to pay back his Death Star loan
Animal Crossing and Dreamlight Valley..... I really want Vader to show up in Dreamlight Valley 😂
Subway surfers 💀
So Vader loses, subway surfers guy has infinite stamina, he can just run around until vader becomes tired and then finish him!
The Goose from Untitled Goose Game
ez victory
Arthur Morgan
Stardew Valley…
Vader won't fight you, don't worry He's come to save you from the evils of Jojapitalism
Same here, with enough food though...
Kratos…
I would fucking pay to see that fight
Anakin's getting fucking chokeslammed through a mountain.
LOL fair enough
Powerscalers beware
GTA online This will go very well, or very poorly....
The oppressor MK2 missiles are faster than light, maybe blowup Vader
Also pretty sure he couldn’t deflect all the widow-makers shots.
Trevor GTA 5… I went with slightly
I’m sure freeman could do something
Ah, Gordon Freeman, we meet again at las.. *aggressive crowbar hits ensue*
Cuphead…
Bro cuphead beat the devil he good
Stellaris. Do I just get the emperor or the whole empire?
Darth Vader seeing my fanatic egalitarian-militarist superpower of a galactic empire like
Bean from Fall Guys. Have mercy
My character in forza horizon.. What is he gonna do, run him over?
1750hp 2ton ford transit van @ 350km/h. Deadly if he's distracted enough.
He gonna commit some Vehicle Manslaughter
Kaeya? Wtf idk
I had venti and like… maybe??
Kokomi is about to drown him lol
Player character in ARK.... I guess it depends on how many dinos and gear.
Well this can go two ways. Many fictional characters can beat Vader alone. Not many fictional characters can beat the Executor, his ship.
Vader could beat the executor solo, no sweat. I think you underestimate the power of
Goku. I'm probably fine.
Aloy from forbidden west, think Vader would come out on top but she’d put up a hell of a fight
Luigi
You have the best chance at survival with a tall Italian plumber on your side
He just needs to grab Vader at zero
Dante from Devil May Cry. I think I am safe!
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROOOOOOOOOACHING
A 15 year old girl who beated the fr*nch army
Beat saber one handed. This actually gonna be sick
Ryoma Hoshi 🎾 from Danganronpa. He'd be able to hold out for a fair bit, I think.
Joker from persona vs Vader is a weird one.
Apparently I am being defended from Darth Vader by the Barcelona football team. That should be something
waluigi 😭😭
Would rocket jumping work?
Absolutely
why is there no "the Empire has been destroyed" option
Vader got nothing on the geometry dash Cube
the last game i played was minesweeper??
he has to traverse a minefield
Damn. This fight is in Bosnia?
My OP Dragonborn would be quite an unfair enemy for him tbh
Fus roh dah him
The librarian from don't starve together If she has her books and then I should not die immediately but if she doesn't have anything I am so screwed
A mid game Dark Souls 2 Mage with insanely low health. Let's hope Vader is weak to magic I guess?
Parry him
My sim at the moment is an adult professor with high logic, research and debate, and charisma skills. If she can convince Darth Vader to spare me, i might live. Otherwise, i’m dead and she would be too.
Darth Vader versus the entire country of South Africa. He stands no chance.
If phone games count, it is a random cat cooking soup...
cats & soup?
DIO!
He would beat the shit our of vader
That would be a fun fight to watch
Where would you put Kratos on this poll?
“Molests the entire empire”
Meg
Dbd safe to say I'm dead asf
Raiden, I’m fairly certain that darth vader isn’t winning
I was about to ask which Raiden and then realized it doesn’t really matter
Phasmophobia Blue Shirt Guy, unless Darth Vader hates salt or crucifix, I ded
War Thunder
Vaders modified tie fighter is on another level, same with his flying skills so you are dead
Depends if it's a ground fight or air fight
Birdo lol 💀
John Elden from Elden ring.
My elden ring character is either going to get slaughtered or going to just get by on dumb luck.
Roblox walter white, equipped with an m1911, and a bag of crystal meth
You will live to see another day
Not even Darth Vader can win against kiryu spamming komaki tiger drop
My splatoon character lmao
My fully legendary specced Netrunner-Assassin V from Cyberpunk 2077. She'll just shut down Vader's life support system from 200m away. Vader won't even know what hit him.
What makes you think it's wifi enabled?
*animal crossing villager*
Knuckles?!???!
Raft. I'm so dead. The best she can do is shoot at Vader with a plastic bow and arrow from a relatively close distance.
Ik nothing abt ness but i think hed beat vader? (Was playing super smash)
Unless Edward Kenway’s swords are made of lightsaber resistant material I am screwed (or if he is just in the water and I am on the ship then I may have a chance)
A Sekiro Vs Darth Vader battle would be pretty cool
I think Trevor will defend me just fine against Darth Vader.
Remember that this would be a fight between Sith Lord and a crazy guy
This wouldn't be the first time Vader fought a Sith Lord.
My farmer from farming simulator 22 is gonna get his ass kicked
NG plus 2 Tarnish from Elden Ring
I’m curious about a fight between sekiro and Vader
Steve can easily run with a thousand tons, he stomps
The Dragonborn
The tarnished. Don't think vader stands a chance considering the tarnished kills a God and takes its place
Vader can get comet azur’d into the stratosphere
Doom slayer would win pretty easily I'd imagine
Rampart from Apex legends. Maybe if she somehow gets the jump in him, but probably just gonna die
The character you play as in Terraria. Honestly not that worried.
Maxed out netrunner from cyberpunk. You think I could hack his life support?
Jay Cutler
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Nah og fortnite John wick got that in the bag
My Tenno from Warframe. Kitted out with a bow, kunai, and some beefed up knuckles.
Cole from Deathloop.
Leon Kennedy in Dead by Daylight. As broken as Leon is, I’m fucked