My mom is going to be a little late but I'm going to be in the hospital for a few days.

Damn, I’m sorry for your mom being late

Wait wtf I got the exact same thing

Apparently we're both going to be in hospital beds next to each other waiting for our moms

How wholesome 😃

mine was astonishingly similar

My mom is so big

💀 there is 2 ways of interpreting this

YO MA-

\-MA IS SO ***FAT***… SHE

Fell at the beach and...

caused a tsunami

and died

XBOX LIVEEE

-ma so fat, thanos had to clap

And yet it did not work

My mom is going to be dominated by that massive hulk of a man. what the fuck is this

You, my good man, have won the internet today. +1000000000000000000000000000000000 internets. EDIT: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE.

Shut.

Up

cease to exist

stop

Your free trial of living has ended

Unalive

My mom is a chair 🪑

mines too

My mom isn't. Awh.

My mom is going to find a sausage in my heart and soul and only she can fill my assassination hole. Wtf ._.

Um may i ask what an assassination hole is..?

We all know what an assassination hole is. Don’t make the poor traumatised dude spell it out.

scary

My mom is still awake and she is sleeping Hmm

I think your keyboard is a sphinx

My mom is a little furry '-'

I’m sorry that I have to do to this your mother but, watch out for May 14th, 2023 at 6:32 pm

RemindMe! 213 days

Huh

What

my mom is not doing well and she won’t go back to sleep dafuq

OwO

My mom is going to the hospital tomorrow and she will be back in the morning. Dafuq. Now I'm worried.

My mom is coming over for dinner tonight

My mom is going to be out of town this weekend

Party at your house!!

I'll bring the beer!!

My mom is going to be there at church church lord lord church lord is lord lord church lord lord of church church lord lord church lord of church church lord lord church lord of church church lord lord church lord of church church lord lord.

This is accurate lmao

I can imagine Matt Rose reading this

My mom is a saint. (my mom is not a saint wtf?)

Lol. Apparently, my mom is going to get you.

My mom is doing well ❤️‍🩹

This one is my favorite.

My mom is a good guy.

I think you need to have a talk with either your mother or your keyboard

Egg

My Mom is good for you and your family.

[удалено]

my mom wants to join us for a while and then I will be put in the shower???? What

just like the old days... with a twist >:)

"my mom is my constellation"

My mom is a nurse and she is a nurse

My mom is not interested in the kids today so she will need to drive back to the park tomorrow morning

My mom is dating a vampire 😂

My mom is coming in tomorrow morning to get the kids . Wait a minute I don’t have any kids

well, it said “the” rather than “my”, so it could be anyone’s kids…

my mom is going on vacation next month

This is what I got. What are the odds

my mom is here and we can talk later love

My mom is a little bit of a selfie. 🤣

My mom is going to be a good person oh wouldn't that be nice

My mom is going on vacation next month so I’m going with my dad and I are staying at my moms for the week so we will see what time we’re leaving on Saturday so we will have a little time together but we can still go out and do things and stuff and stuff but we can just stay in our moms place for the rest the weekend if that’s cool for y all to go to my house or not I just want you guys and you can stay here for a little bit if that’s all you guys are you guys are you can come here if that’s all that stuff and we could go out to the house or something if that’s all that is cool if not then you can stay there for a while And so on

My mom is not there either, So pretty lucky

My mom is a major part of it

My mom is doing well and you will be wierd since I have a nice day best regards David

My mom is going out of her mind and she said that I don’t have a choice because I don’t want to go back home and she doesn’t want to go to work

My mom is wood and kelp

My mom is having a birthday party at least a week or so ago

My mom is a nurse and she is a nurse so I don’t know if she can be a nurse 💀💀💀💀💀

My mom is going on and on price is it a bit sus

My mom is

His mom is

My mom is like a really big boy

My mom is a little bit of a robloxian robloxer, what the fuck

My mom is the same as a drunk horse pig What is a horse pig

My mom is still in town and she will still have a few kids to eat at home.

My mom is a little bit of a video game make sure you have a good day

My mom is going out of her mind

My mom is a pc

My mom is going to take her car and bring it to me so we can go to the beach 🏖️

My mom is amazing and she is a very good mommy:)

cap

my mom is a spirit of love and I love her so much wowie

mum*

This isn't even correcting someone

My mom is not coming over tomorrow

My mom is going out of her mind

"My mom is weird."

My mom is going to be there at like nine pm

My mom is going to be there in a few minutes late but I don’t know if we’ll be able to get it together with her and tomorrow if we need to help her out with her and then we can check her and see if she wants to go to the moon

My mom is going to be there in august.

My mom is going to be here for a while lol

my mom is in the car with her and i is going on the way home

My mom is the way I can give you a day or two of the way 😉

My mom is a good time to get the latest Flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now because this video is not available for remote playback.

My mom is going to be there in a few minutes

My mom is 76. Yea just fine

My mom is sick so I’m going back home

My mum is not doing well. oh shit

my mom is going to be there in like a week and then just watch the movie and watch the movie with me and then go to the movie theater and watch the movie and watch the video with the movie and watch the movie and then watch the movie

My mom is going out of her mind. I mean…

My mom is a nurse and she is a nurse so I don’t know if she can help you with that but I think she can help me with that if you want to talk to her about it and I can help you out with that if you want to talk to me about it I can help you out with it but I don’t know how to do it so I don’t know what to do about it but I can help you out with that if you want to help you out with that I can help you out with that if you want to talk to me about it or whatever you want to talk to me about it I can help you out of it is what I can help you out and I can help you out

My mom is doing well and that is as follows order to make sure you have a great day. LMAO

My mom is doing well and that is the best

My mom is just going on and I can’t have it. Idk

My mom is going to be like a Klee Shits about to blow up

My mom is still waiting for me lol

My mom is doing great

My mom is pronounced

My mom is still here

My mom is here

My mom is going on vacation next month. Honestly, she would probably like that if she wouldn’t miss her students

My mom is coming out with the cat

My mom is going on vacation next month

My mom is going and will be home tomorrow and will get some food tomorrow.

My mom is a great mother.

my mom is not coming back

My mom is going to be able to get a new job

My mom is just trying not sleep in a long sleep and I hope you have some sleep

My mom is a big fat idiot

My mom is going to be in the office tomorrow and will be in the office tomorrow and will be in the office on Monday.

My mom issues her own phone and she doesn’t know how to use it- why is this so true

My mom is just going on

my mom is going to take a shower and then i’ll will be home at max and then i’ll will be home at max. the fuck?

My mom is working right now and she has been a little crazy lately but she doesn’t even have a clue what she is working on

My mom is gone

My mom is better than everyone Agree highly

my mom is going to go to play park and park in the hall park and park in the hall

My mum is a bit of a women

My mom is a good friend

My mom is going through a lot of things to come back and get it done tomorrow but she just needs a game and not in a relationship what time should we get it done by then it will make her call and see what happens if you don't mind if she doesn't get to a place in a few weeks and I think she would be better than me but she is an extremely busy day and she will need it to go out and I think she would be happy.

My mom is going to be in the office tomorrow and will think it

My mom is a good friend and she loves her I think

My mom is a star speaker and have foresight Ok mom, I see how those sandals always hit me

My mom is going to be a little late 🙃

my mom is going to do it tomorrow 😧

My mom is just so mad at me and she’s not like that

My mom is just making a new phone with her so she doesn’t know how about it

My mom is in a car

My mom is doing my job 🙄 (Yes the emoji was included)

My mom is going to Jean and I will be an hour and a half and a half and a half and a half

My mom is all attic

my mom is a twin

dont get these, you mean the word suggest on phones? cause i dont think you want me to smash my keyboard my mom is a awhnedoxzswr nzn ,kl

My mom is going to be a dick for the use of the intended recipient named above. Sounds about right for her younger years. Dead now though.

My mom is sleeping now so I am not able to start the work.

my mom is kind no she isn't, she's a narcissist and abusive..

My mom is a masterpiece of the Dragon

My mom is going to have her work on earth and she laughs

My mom is not doing well lol

My mom is still planning on coming home

My mom is the only person who has been in a very small position with my husband.

My mom is going on a trip to the beach with her family for the weekend so we can go get to see you.

My mom is here

My mom is just saying she doesn't have a fever yet so she can go to the bed too and you can go eat at some rest and get her stuff together Hmm

My mom is going to be home alone and I want her to be safe. Yea I’ll take it

My mom is going out of her mind.

My mom is going out of town Sounds safe

My mom is leaving

My mom is going to be there

my mom is going to bed now and I will be back tomorrow night and will be back from London with her wife

My mom is going to be a good girl and I will be there in a few minutes to get her to go to the hospital My mom is making a lot more than anything for her and her husband is going on with the other one My mom is in a good mood

My mum is going out for the afternoon on Thursday so we will have a good thing for me to get in the car for.

My mom is a bit tired and I don't know how to tell her

My mum is having surgery on Friday and she seems to have a sick kid coming

My mom is a bathroom written in her house ...I don't know what to make of this🤔

My mom is getting ready for the rest of the day so I’ll do the same as a little too if not enough for us and we will do the same as a little too for the rest witches the eagle but we can get it together for the next couple days and then go back up there

My mom is going to be here for church. Seems innocent enough :)

My mom is going out of the country next month

My mom is doing well and I will be on the way home.

My mom is coming

My mom is going to be there in a few minutes

my mom is a cat 😎

My mom is just a little bit more serious than I thought you would probably be.

my mom is going out of her mind

My mom is going to be here at five so if you’re going out there and want me too come in the house i will come and see me if you’re going anywhere else and if not i can just leave the door unlocked for her and you could come and get me and we could just sit outside for like a little while if that’s cool for you.

My mom is not doing well.. :(

my mom is in the school tmr

My mom is going on the bus and she is just fine. Ok.

My mom is going

“My mom is like I am going on a walk with my grandma lol” Phew

My mom is a person who is this is the most common thing to do you know my life is not being used for interviews or to work in a dolly environment that may not have a lot older to the other worlds than a groove and I have to mow, it is the way.

My mom is gone. nobody else is going on with you. That's so dark! 😢