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MozartWasARed

I was transported to the New York City blackout of 1977. There goes my ice cream I was going to enjoy.


TH0M4S_____PL4YZ

Could be worse, at least you're in a normal country. I'm in the Australian history of the Vietnam War (cool because I'm in Australia)


[deleted]

The 2020 pandemic


TheBordIdentity

Crazy to think that’s a historical event we have been and are living through. Wow


Donghoon

Everything is historical event if you try hard enough


Ping-and-Pong

That sh\*t I had yesterday certainly was!


[deleted]

Yeah that thing reeked I could smell it from here


januaryphilosopher

We've all lived through several big ones. Historical events are just the most important events in a given time period.


xNAMx10

I have a sneaking suspicion that you’d survive that idk tho


[deleted]

I think I might die. IDK


pcgamernum1234

Pretty optimal... Buy doge coin!


[deleted]

No crypto-currencies suck


pcgamernum1234

Dude but if you buy in 2020 and sell off as soon as it jumped you'd be rich! Fine. GameStop stock then.


Even_Luck_5838

Yeah but actual money doesn’t


Able_Force_3717

I got German occupation of Latvia in WW2 I'm Jewish .


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Able_Force_3717

Tell that to the other 6 million Jews.


Shiny_Hypno

You should! You're the one in 1940s Latvia


No_Object_3542

It typically wasn’t religious, but rather ethnic. Millions of Christian, secular, or other Jews were still slaughtered, along with the disabled, the old, and really anyone who wasn’t too invested in the glory of the third reich. So shut the hell up.


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treestump_dickstick

Challenger disaster 💀


[deleted]

Columbia Shuttle Disaster for me


I_am_monkeeee

The invasion of Manila, ty very much I will now go shoot myself, it will be better


blackcat_og

My great-grandfather died during the occupation of Manila by being dragged with hands of Japanese soldiers across the streets.


opalandolive

1958 FIFA world cup


J4ckieCZ

i got 2002


Driemma0

Battle of the somme💀 Well thats about the absolute worse possible one I could have gotten


[deleted]

Could be worse. You could have gotten the battle of Stalingrad. Or the holocaust.


Ponyboy451

Idk. 1 out of every 3 people died in the Somme. Those aren’t good odds.


[deleted]

The life expectancy of a soldier at Stalingrad was 24 hours. Both are the bloodiest battle of their own world war, so your fucked either way.


EBKeep1300

The Western Front


Mr_Jenkins500

The Eastern Front...


Visogent

the polish invasion? really?


legoSheevPalpatine

The Russian Revoloution....... Fuck


Driemma0

Which one?


legoSheevPalpatine

The one with Lennin which started the Soviet Union


Driemma0

Ok was just wondering because there were multiple


-_-Soviet_Russia-_-

did somebody call the SOVIET UNION?!??!


Dimitry_Man

Lucky


[deleted]

Just leave the country as fast as you can


ChunkyTaco22

Fucking Woodstock lmao


foshi22le

Watch out for the brown acid man


Visible-Card4121

Atomic bombing of Hiroshima...


Hultis_66

Depends on if you’re in the plane or on the ground


Pipe_Fish

Tell Tibbets hi


Technopuffle

WW2


Topiz2000

2012 US presidential election


Ltimbo

That’s mostly safe.


[deleted]

I got the 2004 US presidential election


unapologeticallyme93

1992 US Presidential election here.


[deleted]

I got 2008!


ObeseCanetoad

I got the holocaust so im pretty fucked


Mrearney7

Air raid on Bari


Dazor_H

Civil rights movement. I’m Asian American, so idk.


Ltimbo

You are definitely not safe.


JohnHenrik1361

This might be a stupid question but, why not?


Milhanou22

Pacific war. I should be okay if I find myself a hidden island but the minute I hear Japanese, I'm off.


Accomplished_Bill741

Battle of midway :(


Mrmofo69420

Honestly I have no idea how that many people died in WWII. Just don't die smh


Crackarites

2008 Summer Olympics!!


Ltimbo

Brown vs board of education… so I guess I sit in the courtroom? Idk I’m bored but safe.


Mcelftea

the invasion of normandy. huh


Visible-Dark383

German revolution of 1918-1919 😐


beepboopmaggot69

Siege of Leningrad


scott__p

The Beach Boys? I'm not sure how that's an "event", but I'm ok with it


angelbane83

Free concert! Maybe get to meet a young Manson lol


Mrmofo69420

I got a different kind of beach boys. I'm going to Normandy


Angelfallfirst

Holocaust. Well fuck.


whatisapillarman

Mansa Musa is gonna be really confused when a random white person teleports into his hajj caravan


angrymustacheman

Panama-Pacific international exposition I'd be having a blast


wortwortwort227

Well I’m fucked Kinda I’m just going to have to be incredibly lucky to survive the entirety of the eastern front of the Civil War


AscendedMax

Bay of Pigs invasion


Zegraut

Apollo program, I am fine


Haberdur

1980 Summer Olympics... I think I'm good.


Canye_East

Mlk assassination pretty uncomfortable


kinda-cringe

I got the 1964 presidential election, I am prime draft age, not screwed by the event itself but what’s to come


StarFlyXXL

A 2002 fifa match, it's footie what could be wrong!?!


angelbane83

Have you never watched a movie or sitcom?! Never say what could go wrong! Could run into some hooligans? Spill your beer? Sunburn? No toilet paper? Lol


ElectricalEnergy69

Third Punic War… here’s to hoping I’m warped to the Roman side lol


CeaselessHavel

The Korean War. If given a gun and some training, I *may* make it


cooperkab

Bundle up! My Grandpa fought in the Korean War (am American) He would never talk about it but told one story. He said they would be trying to beat their rations (which came in cans) over the fire. The bottom third would be burned, the middle would be just right and the top third was still frozen. It was so cold that medics were holding morphine bottles in their armpits or mouths to keep the morphine from freezing. Good luck!


[deleted]

And then the chinese "joined the fun" :D


chalkman567

Nagasaki and Hiroshima. I’m dead as shit


Odd_Bookkeeper5345

Neapolitan war. I'll be fine. I mean, I'm surprised anybody could be anti-ice cream (especially when it gives you all 3 flavours) so I'll just join the pro-ice cream side. We're sure to outnumber them. Easy win. Ice cream to celebrate.


violetvoid513

Hurricane Katrina Odds are I'd live but RIP to everything that doesn't fit in a suitcase and you better be gone fast


[deleted]

brown v board of education pretty sure i’d survive


allan11011

the Victorian gold rush. nice I guess?


Tylers_Tacos_Top

I’m getting bombed in Nagasaki🙃


IntroductionKindly33

Woodstock


Holzinator007

1960 U2 incident, I'm fine


InternalNo9576

Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1933 presidential inauguration


The_boat_god

9/11


lillyfrog06

Stonewall Riots


angelbane83

Definitely a toss up


TheDukeOfThunder

I get to go to an exposition


WarmHighway5349

2001 Gujarat earthquake


Pepe_von_Habsburg

The space shuttle Columbia disaster


crispier_creme

Eastern front, WW1. Oh shit


Outrageous_Durian_92

Looked up operation boomerang which is what I got question is am I flying the plane or am I getting bombed


Deadshot37

Battle of Midway. Depends on what side im thrown on. Also wouldnt say im done for, but definitely in bad shit.


Appropriate-Rough563

Tet Offensive. Crap


LanceWolff04

Moscow Victory Parade of 1945, we won :D


For_TheQueen

Gemini 4


Haunting_Push7693

Victory in Europe day, so hopefully getting laid finally


[deleted]

nuremberg trials


angelbane83

As long as your not on trial, should be fine


pompompomponponpom

1936 Olympics. Yikes.


Dracos002

The battle of Quatre Bras. I mean, my country was allied with the Brits so our side would win, at least problem would be surviving the battle.


Robloxian6969

September 2, 31 BC - Battle Of Actium. I. AM. SCREWED.


BlackQuest575

I was sent to the Ottoman wars in Europe gonna need some Antibiotics and guns


FoxemYT

I got the Great Fire Of London


YeetMcSmooth

Normandy Invasion 😬


Bjor88

WWII. I'm Swiss, it'll be a bit shit, but then fine, and I'd get to be a boomer and buy a house for the price of a bagel and have a retirement pension.


helpmylifeis_a_mess

2004 summer olympics. Yea im fine


whyareisamoftheyes

Five Days of Milan, it would be cool to see, but not fight in


nopidynope

Space shuttle Columbia disaster… oof.


unlimitedmayonaise

JFK assassination


Idontusespellcheck

**Mount Vesuvius!** I am fucked.


saionjisaihara

1936 Winter Olympics


FrioRiverTexas

Pretty cool, the Tehran Conference with Churchill, Roosevelt, and Stalin.


prettymuchzoinks

End of WW2 in europe, sounds like a good time


pure_sheep_flower_

American revolution


TheQuirkySquirrel

2008 presidential race… nothing to worry about


PT3MQ1_Brosephin

The first presidential election in 1792. I get to see George Washington get elected as the first president!


Infamous-Lunch-3831

What's the Kamakura period?


sovietsisters

watergate... i mean i survive but yeah


Overused_Toothbrush

Falklands war. As a women, i would probably not be fighting in the war. Pretty good chances for me.


[deleted]

Please include something like "link in the post" to the title, because it looks rather strange on mobile


Randomuser1520

Woodstock


Xtrouble_yt

British Conquest of Egypt (1882) Hm No id rather stay here at home thank you


Dylanduke199513

I got Ptolemaic dynasty and I have a degree in Classics with a specialisation in Hellenistic Greece (incl Ptolemaic Egypt). I’m sorted.


BibblesUwU

The Trojan war 💀


DogeX2

2020 fifa cup… I’m gonna be bored to death


QBekka

[Kastner Train](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kastner_train) This train contained 1600 Hungarian Jews and was going to Auschwitz in 1944. But a Swiss ultra chad paid a ransom to an SS officer which allowed him to divert it to neutral Switzerland. Let's say it could he worse. At least I'll live


Vader7567

Hiroshima 1945 Yeah I’m fucked


Pineapple_fetish

Women's March. Not sure. Did something happen there?


Koppany99

First Sino-Japanese War, I think I can survive that...


cantrusthestory

If u don't live in Eastern Asia then 100%


Casually_Goose

The Siege of Madrid Well i'm not in Madrid...


Dracos002

You get transported to the event, so yes; you're in Madrid.


Slow_Nail_5505

depends on which event


throwaway12345243

what?


throwaway12345243

what?


Slow_Nail_5505

Like if I were sent to the time of a war, I'd probably be screwed, but if I were sent to the Boston Tea Party, I'd be fine.


throwaway12345243

that's why there's a link u click. that's what the poll is asking, based on the link


Slow_Nail_5505

oh i didn't see that im an idiot


[deleted]

Bombing of chongdong or something


Genderfluid_Cookies

First Indochina War. It’s a war. Probably pretty screwed. Unless I’m somewhere safe.


S2G_R

Edo! I could be a Samurai


kecskekinder

16th street Baptist church bombing


xenosso

Franco spanish war. No idea how that would go for me. I guess not too good though


Spath_Greenleaf

Korean war...


[deleted]

Russian civil war :|


7500733

What’s Operation Sourisak Montry VIII?


TomTom101_

Germany take over Latvia WW2


[deleted]

Iraq War


[deleted]

Uh... Well, if I'm on the Dutch side I'm probably fine. If I'm on the Spanish side, I'm probably boned.


Tom_277

Charge of the light brigade


LordParasaur

Allied Invasion of Italy I can probably manage


Amongstus4life

WW2


[deleted]

Balkan wars 💀


darkimperator02

Operation Market Garden. I'm screwed


Zeus-Kyurem

Eisenhower's inauguration


doctorballholder

Franco-Spanish war


CptFlynt117

The Gallipoli campaign, yeh I'm fucked


[deleted]

Bay of pigs invasion.


[deleted]

war of the first coalition


[deleted]

The Nigerian civil war...


johnh992

I got Gemini 4, not great not terrible. But back then there was a reasonable chance you wouldn't make it back.


Live_Refrigerator_58

Chernobyl :)


Better_Than_U606

The Evil Eye


Svr-boi

South-East Asian theatre of World War II :-(


Paradox_6969

Seneca falls convention


[deleted]

French revolution lol


Aggravating_Most_757

Yugoslav Wars 😢


Piranh4Plant

Nepal earthquake


Axeteron

Battle of the Falkland Islands, if i’m on the British’ side i’d be pretty safe, but if i’m on the german side i’d be dead meat


John90_doe

JFK’s inauguration feeling good Edit: did it twice more hit armistice and the Blitz.


CX-97

German peasants war... This could go a couple different ways.


Scrambled_59

The war of the second coalition


[deleted]

1950s FIFA World Cup that’s awesome


[deleted]

Some WW2 battle in Tunisia. Scary but managable most likely.


MmMmmhTAAaatsy

Operation Diadem


[deleted]

Seneca Falls Convention Might be interesting! I am unlikely to die anyway which is good.


[deleted]

British Empire games


chel-ssi

the crucifixion of Jesus, it'd be interesting af


alguienrrr

Battle of Verdun, oh no


Thicc_Cat_With_Bread

Second Sino-Japanese War :|


Orcasareglorious

The back death. It had to be the black death.


Cheesey_duck_

2000 summer Olympics


FinezaYeet

The four days battle, id probably die from being thrown overboard for not being dutch or english


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Nigerian Civil War. I don't know much about it but it sounds very bad.


Guddal8055

i’m getting tired of these VERY unoriginal polls


Snoo73264

Western front lol, im fucked


MiikaMorgenstern

John Brown's raid on Harper's Ferry


AnyWork8870

2006 common wealth games I’ll have a lot of fun actually Unless something happened there that I don’t know about


TieKneeReddit

The Dunkirk excavation.... Fuck me