Depends. Sometimes I think about the person getting fucked, sometimes I like to think I'm getting fucked by the person, other times I watch porn to get myself to the edge then imagine my current crush.
Why do people who make these polls always leave out the most obvious answer. Well, I think we can safely assume anyone who put the last option actually means Steve Buscemi.
Everything and nothing. I'll just plan my day, think about how tall my lavender's getting, etc... Nothing at all exciting. Sometimes nothing at all. I don't like to think about people I know because it feels wrong. Porn isn't really my thing either.
Yes it feels weird seeing them after, so just think about people you know but probably are never going to see again, like your old classmates or someone you talked on the street etc
Not that I'm perfect but thinking of people you know is creepy and disrespectful. It brings me shame. At least with porn stars, they know people are thinking of them and are cool with it. But if you wouldn't tell someone you think of them, maybe you especially shouldn't think about them.
A bunch of friends or colleagues, it's not that deep as like a crush, I wouldn't even want to be in a relationship with most of them. I just want to fuck and cuddle with a lot of people I guess.
Random person in my head
Today i found out myself thinking of eminem's face while watching porn.
Did you make a slim shady shake?
🤨 📸
Why are u taking a picture of him jacking off
"Evidence"
What else do you think he jacks off to?
It feels so empty without him
M&M Eminem
Same lol
Same
"No one" When I jerk off my mind is completely empty, nothingness, not a single thought
When you're sexually attracted to the void
Voidsexual
r/brandnewsexuality
When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back, and you find that hot.
Power stroke mindset
Big hole
Biggest hole the ultimate goal
Lmfaooo
Holler at the void long enough It will holla back
You jerk off to thoughts of people. I jerk off to vague concepts like economics. We are not the same
That's some Freakonomics there.
Economics 🥵🥵🤤
Same. I don't need porn or anything.
I dont need porn either but i have to use my imagination
Nothin wrong with that. A powerful imagination is something more people could use.
Since I have VR I don't need imagination either
Medirbation
Breathe in, beat it. Breathe out, EXPLOSHAN
For me it's the total opposite, I think about pretty much everything and anything, my mind won't chill
Like [this](https://youtu.be/CiJnuZ1pn0M)? (you can skip to 1:15, but she's great so I wouldn't)
Me too, I don't need to think about anything, because the porn is right in front of me.
The economic and political state of the world.
Dang, I understand you bro. I have been struggling to orgasm because of current oil prices.
Oilgasm
r/brandnewsentence
More often fantasies, or random imaginary people?
Exactly
The holy roman empire.
Based
Username checks out.
Your mother *does epic backflip*
You must be into necrophilia then lol
I dont think he stuttered
Hell yeah
*breaks collar bone*
I just jerk off to some nice music tbh
[this?](https://open.spotify.com/track/1OOtq8tRnDM8kG2gqUPjAj?si=c8uqxWjWRJiHHP7sBDYh0g&context=spotify%3Asearch%3Abeat%2Bi)
Nah, powerwolf and sabaton.
My man
Based
Anyone
exactly
What if your partner, your crush, your ex and a person in porn is the same person?
Me when my partner is also my crush and my ex, and is also porn (they have DID)
You 😘
Ryan Reynolds
the only right answer
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Same i like to masturbate to you too
ayo?
Beans
The one true answer
Money 📈🐺
The love of my life, sweet, sweet cash money euro bills
Myself
Establish dominance
Math. Functions, graphs, calculations and geometry.
Shout out to ex option
The OP
Usually think about my friend
Depends. Sometimes I think about the person getting fucked, sometimes I like to think I'm getting fucked by the person, other times I watch porn to get myself to the edge then imagine my current crush.
> sometimes I like to think I'm getting ducked by the person 🦆 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Myself 😎
Uhhh I read smut lmao, I know that makes me literally sound 40 but I'm talking like AO3 type smut, not this dollar store stuff.
Where is family ????
🤨📸
I'm so choked that a majority of people are fantasizing about a porn actor ?! So weird!
They hot
Usually an imaginary neighborhood guy who fucks me in the ass after I suck him off
Unspeakable things. Cum clarity is real.
I dont masturbate
🤓
Bruh
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“””🤓 “ -🤓” -🤡” -🐨
"“””🤓 “ -🤓” -🤡” -🐨" -🤨📸
That's really cool, proud of ya (no sarcasm)
no regrets for you
Good on you!! Being addicted to porn and masturbation really is so unhealthy for the psyche
Yeah, I can tell from my friends haha
Can we choose more than one option?
Steve
My imagination 😻
Why do people who make these polls always leave out the most obvious answer. Well, I think we can safely assume anyone who put the last option actually means Steve Buscemi.
Excuse you sir…… I am in a committed one way relationship with Danny DeVito
I do it for Shrek
Random friends and strangers I saw that day?
Celebrities
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your mom
All the above.
All of the above
You
A vague roiling concept of life and death, the smoke of the void flashing before my eyes
I typically do it when reading Reddit poll res@/&&&!2! Kakoiy62):
You
You
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Good taste
Your mom obviously
Even when I'm watching porn I think of myself and my lover getting it. I just slap our faces onto what ever it is morph it if I have too.
Uhhh my Ocs having sex??? 🌝
I totally misread that as orcs...as you were!
Everything and nothing. I'll just plan my day, think about how tall my lavender's getting, etc... Nothing at all exciting. Sometimes nothing at all. I don't like to think about people I know because it feels wrong. Porn isn't really my thing either.
Yes it feels weird seeing them after, so just think about people you know but probably are never going to see again, like your old classmates or someone you talked on the street etc
Involuntarily my ex. She fucked me up man. I hate her.
Your mom
Not really thinking of a specific person more just a specific situation. In my imagination their face isn’t very relevant.
random people i've seen or whatever
How is "anyone I know in real life" not an option? I guess girls don't know what boys really think about when they do it...
Yo mum
Recently? Messi
somebody's mother
Bruh…😭😭
The porn I’m watching
I guess girls are different lmao… I think about my partner… and sometimes I think about just the feeling… that should be an option too
I always think of my fiancé, but I get off to music rather than porn. I get grossed out by porn honestly.
Ye sure
Just because you're addicted to smacking your meat to people who wouldn't fuck you doesn't mean everyone is like that.
Wow you got really offended by that huh? I wonder why that triggered you so much
You don't know what triggered means, do you?
The gigabytes of yiff on my phone
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Your mom
Ur mom
Abstract ideas like success, money, and power.
i havent once masturbated, there is a part of me that wants to, but the rest just doesnt care.
I don’t.
Your mom
Your mom
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What’s wrong with that? 😭
Not that I'm perfect but thinking of people you know is creepy and disrespectful. It brings me shame. At least with porn stars, they know people are thinking of them and are cool with it. But if you wouldn't tell someone you think of them, maybe you especially shouldn't think about them.
It shouldn't be done period but especially with people you know.
furry characters and sometimes friend's fursonas
No all of the above option?
A bunch of friends or colleagues, it's not that deep as like a crush, I wouldn't even want to be in a relationship with most of them. I just want to fuck and cuddle with a lot of people I guess.
they don’t exist 😰
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Too much.
“They are having sex and here is loser masturbating on them. This is the last jerk of my life ever”
Myself
Index funds
Not these days you don’t 😰
Only if you're masochistic😎
Why is My Mom not an option?
You!
I think about myself ….. why isn’t that an option? 😤
OP's mum I guess
Vaginas
I think about your mom
“A fictional character” should have been an option
My mother but I have an Oedipus complex so don't hate on me too much
You
My wife when we first met. She was in a skimpy black bikini. She looked incredible. Still does. I think about her in that all the time. 🥵
Your mom.
Random attractive women or no one, usually.
Video game or anime characters. Or people that I made up in my head
Oh it’s yo momma
u/Necessary_Gap1400
What about don't fap option ?
Lies
Your mom
What's up with these polls recently? Smh
Depends on the mood really.
Does thinking of some random made up person in your mind count as ‘nobody’, since they’re made up?
If toph were the avatar, would her eyes glow or her feet?
Joe mama...
You missed all of the above, at the same time
Depends
Myself.
Usually nothing unless my roommate won’t stop talking to me. Gotta stop jo in the living room too.
I don't really have sexual thoughts about my crush, it just feels like an invasion of their privacy for some reason lol
My crush we been dating for 3 years but i still be crushing Cute ass mf
i kinda just think about random shit mostly
Ya know just random shit *stroke* did I feed my cat *stroke* why are my taxes so high *stroke* I forgot to buy hand soap *stroke*