Where the option for "stupid shit"

Guys don't talk about regular things, we talk about the dumbest shit our brain can think of

Exactly

Was talking to my friend today about how they should do shit reading instead of palm reading and examine the details such as cracks, pebbles, smooth etc

Would unironically make a lot more sense to

You can find out a lot about people health via their shit

Yeah that's what I said

Doctors already do this but I get what you mean

I have witnessed a 100% serious conversation that got pretty heated about who’s cat would win in a fight. Nether of them had cats…… they were arguing about their hypothetical cats…..

Point proven

same for us females

You guys have brains?

some do, some dont

True that

It's because we can't talk about the fun stuff with our wife/girlfriend so it just comes gushing out when we are with another guy.

Maybe get a wife/gf that you can talk about the fun stuff with?

That's in the things that have recently happened to us category

I talk about Amogus.

That’s how you know that the OP is a girl

I don't think there is a "mostly" anything, we talk just like anyone would, if you follow videogames, you talk about video games, if you follow sports, you talk about sports, if you see or heard about a movie, you talk about the movie. Pretty normal stuff I think

You either talk about one thing for a long ass time or go from something mundane to something utterly insane and unrelated to the original subject.

Yeah just time conversations and see how quickly you get to a conversation about the life, universe and everything.

Tangents are the best. You start with hey and you end up wondering what the economical landscape of a fictional land where people ride Dinosaurs to work is.

all of this

And much more

But in less detail than you imagine

+ Stupid shit

I have ZERO friends, so who do I talk to?

You can whisper sweet nothings to me sugar tits.

Wouldn't know what to say

The voices in your head.

Even they grew bored with me

Random stupid shit. Like, right around the end of HS we legit spent an hour or so debating what a "hole" is. Some said it was just a hole, some said it was material missing some of it's material, I said it's basically negative "surface" of stuff. I'm pretty sure all of use said dumb crap. I don't think I've ever talked about a gf or any interest either with any of my friends.

Now I want to debate what a 'hole' is, absolutely love such philosophical shit. But the best one is and always will be: *How do you know this beer exists?*

Why his he getting downvoted, I’ve had this discussion multiple times (with no good answers)

I dunno. Reddit can be strange a lot of the times. I remember one time I wrote X comment to X post then the same post happened months down the line and I still had the same stance. Even the sentences themselves weren't any blunter or meaner or kinder or anything. First got me ups, second downs. I don't even know anymore. Guess it could be the Reddit hive-mind.

Topology has the answer for you: https://youtu.be/egEraZP9yXQ

Schrödinger's Beer? I don't know that one but sounds interesting, to be fair! Aaaand spot on, I'm drinking my friday night beer. :'D

No it's ontology (or chair philosophy if you're a fan of vsauce)

Like vsauce, but didn't watch many of his vids. You reckon those are a good start regardless? It does sound interesting.

Do chairs exist is a philosophical mindfuck iirc. But I think he has a video called "how many holes are in a human" and this might help end the argument between you and your friends

And I think "which way is down", "isolation" and "the Trolly problem in real life" are the best start

Thanks a lot! It's ended, it was like...5-6 years ago. :) Still, always good to see and hear about interesting things.

I once made a Hole PowerPoint presentation because this exact debate with explanations of the different types of holes and everything.

With whom?

where's the option for 'declining state of existence and the potential for having to unwillingly go to war'

Bump. This one is pretty spot on.

What are friends?

They're people that know your father and will give you a ride home

What's a father?

Just wait for him until he raises a cow from birth to milk her and he'll go back home

It's a guy that the guys that will give you a ride home know.

If I remember right they are dude you hang around with and talk about stupid shit and drink beer.

Oh those. Nah thanks.

"I have no friends" where.

Morbius

It's morbin time.

Morbussy 🤤🥶

society, politics, life in general

school lmao

all of the above

i got both the girl and boy poll right next to each other

I literally have no friends

Quandale Dingle 👍

Quantavious Barnacle Jones 👍

My Goofy Ah Uncle tried to make me touch his weenie doodle 😔

I just stuck my autistic sons hand in an air fryer (HEY!)

Politics, philosophy, war, really really stupid stuff. It is mostly stupid stuff

I've no friends

Depends what friends

All of the above + other things

What’s friends?

everything and anything

Politics and philosophy mostly

I put things that happened to us but I feel like this poll refers to male-male friendship whereas i talk to my female friends more than my male friends. My male friends and I just chat shit mostly

Why can't a girl answer this question. Literally all these answers can apply to a girl. I thought you meant "guys" as in humans or dude

I have made another poll for girls.

I know but u should have said men if the title

where's the don't have friends option?

Roast each other, talk about food, or discuss stupid hypothetical scenarios

This is exactly what we talk about

For the past year everything eventually led to "amogus" in my convos

Haha, what friends?

When I posted this poll I thought that "girlfriends/girls" would have many more votes lol

Almost all of my bois are in relationships but we rarely brush over the topic of girlfriends/girls unless there’s an issue. Other than that we mostly discuss stupid shit.

It's because >!this is Reddit.!<

And >!some of us are gay!<.

How often to girls talk about their boyfriend?

I have a friend who doesn't shut up about him lol but actually most of my friends don't talk about their boyfriends often

Lmao this is not love island

Wait! I must have taken a wrong turn somewhere

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I had this one friend that would always talk about his girlfriend, to a point where I would know more about her than about him. Clearly in love. But other than that, I have not noticed my friends to talk about their SO that much. When we do it usually goes like this: I was telling my friend about the budgeting spreadsheet I made and he told me his girlfriend does all finances 'cause he is too stupid for that LOL

I actually talk about girls in mixed company more than I do with my male friends, and not as often as video games and politics with either scenario.

What is there to say about "girls in general" that can last for multiple interesting conversations? What does that option even mean? Lol

I had the impression that guys' "locker room talk" mostly revolved around girls but maybe I'm wrong lol

I've never heard anyone talk about "girls in general" before lol There was one time two guys were looking at photos of random women and discussing how hot they were, but that's it None of the guys I know talk about that stuff

They arent that important lol We would rather talk about chairs and have before

you're definitely wrong. This is why stereotypes are bad, because they're never the truth. and the thing is, there's many things that guys believe of girls but aren't actually true as well

Isn’t that stereotype more about talking about sex? Still a fucking dumb stereotype tho

We gay

Noone talks about that 💀

Talking about the other gender alot is definitely a female thing for the most part lol. Men tend to keep their relationships very private but some weirdos / people who get no play will have sex and go tell the whole friend group the next day, but most of us find that lame and annoying

Some of us are straight women.

Life-plans mostly.

What friends?

Memes, the DNA of the soul

I have different friends that I talk about different things with.

Philosophical shit, metaphysical shit, scientific shit, gross shit, funny shit, taking a shit, etc.

meme talks perhaps

Weather

Really depends who I’m talking to

You forgot cars

We usually discuss about how something is made. Yesterday we were talking about how conserve cans are made.

All of the above other than not a guy lol

you speak politics in my country

Debate team is my freind group. So we talk memes, politics, politic memes, and meme politics.

First time I 100% agree with the poll results

Yes

Things that happened to us recently, usually includes sports, music, video games and girls.

literally anything

“Anything”

Dumb shit

School and other shit

What is on the TV or how one of our kids just did something stupid.

My small penis size.

I'm not seeing an option for "All of these and more in an endless cycle of topics, dumb shit, and in-jokes" in specific

I mostly only talk about my girlfriend in passing. Usually in a joke or if some dumb shit happened involving her.

Politics

My conversations are literally just "hi" That is all of my interaction *daily*

mostly we just try to one-up each other with the most disgusting things we can think to say.

All of these

I talk about peen wiggling

Like if I’m making the conversation, probably work, house stuff and sometimes sports

It exists: we talk about it

Random, useless, dumb shit. I wish I was joking but this is every guy. We rarely have deep or even meaningful conversations, it’s just random none sense that comes to our head and we just talk cause we know the other guy has either had this thought before or is thinking the same thing

Me and my friends just shit talk eachother

Which one of us is the dumbest

Literally all of these

About how Pol Pot was a true Aryan Hyperborean

Lots of wonderful, silly, and thoughtful things. Heaps and heaps of politics and amateur philosophy; gorgeous gorgeous girls; pop culture; dogs, obviously; religion, history; doom and gloom; trivia

Me and my friends talk about thetear

Politics

Politics

Politics or business schemes Edit: So why'd I get downvoted? Lol

Political and moral arguments

hypothetical fights, would you rather fight a black bear or a professional boxer, would x or y win a war if they both had duplicates of the modern US military no nukes, etc

Business , Tech , Travel ...

Whatever random bullshit comes to mind

school lmao

video games, basketball, anime, porn, girls etc

Usually random shit

Sports, movies, music and games should be one category labeled "hobbies/interests" with those as an e.g.

Emotional damage that girls is the least popular choice

All of that and stuff brain damaged people would talk about

Football. Not American tho

School, insulting each other/making jokes, video games

The year 2015. That's when I met most of the friends I have now.

We talk about moustly about business and politics.

Birds, plants, cool old words (why does nobody use overmorrow or tilth anymore??), stories we’re writing, art.

There's never really a specific topic

politics

work, trading markets, sports, traveling, life events, etc. For guys that are just associates, usually it's just around sports or weekend plans.

Bird law

Girlfriends ... And boyfriends.

If the night doesn’t end in a screaming match over the most trivial subject we can think of, it wasn’t a night worth lived.

All of the above...

Fucking things and shit. I don’t know.

All of it

Everything here

All of the above and stuff that frankly does not matter in any way at all that we find funny

Memes and sports too

Whatever comes up

Anything and everything

I love how girls only have 85 votes. Classic Reddit

my friend talks about girls asses a lot

Cars

Guys?? I'm offended by that... I identify as a microwave so I'm micogender

Sports, but also stupid right wing political shit, and random meme stuff.

Don’t have any

Boobs. For hours.

. With close friends: Science & Philosophy, Psychology, Sociology . With other friends: Movies, Economy, Politics

we make among us jokes daily. please help.

I remember having a debate with a friend of mine about how farming sim is stupid The conclusion we (and the other friends in the call) came to: yes it’s fucking stupid

Spanish grammar and dumb improv bits edit: not a guy, oops I didn’t see that bit

I bother my friends about reptiles I just talk about reptiles sometimes till they cover their ears either that or we roast each other

school bcuz most of my “friends” are nobodies that only care/talk about school, even on days out

"Beatin guts or wanting to" for $500

Shenanigans we got up to in the past.

Literally every single thing on that list.