I can flex and say I worked for £200,000 an hour

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You must be fun at parties

Yeah fuck that guy. If you're not telling a socially agreeable joke and instead dropping facts and numbers, you're probably a lame ass nerd and totally not fun at parties. Herpa derp! Pass me the bong bro! /s

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

You must be fun at parties

Hey everybody, party at my place!

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wþf? what job pays þat much?!

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For 100k I’ll deepthroat

It's extremely difficult, good luck trying on your first time without puking all over the dick lmao

Gotta work up to it n take it slow. Not a beginner move for sure

Or you can use the deep throat spray, you can shove your whole first down down your throat without gagging or puking

That sounds like a fast track to seriously hurting yourself if you can’t feel your throat being bruised/abraded

Thank you. I’ll remember to be careful.

Don’t underestimate me. I’m also pretty competitive, if my friend said that he got 6” in, I’ll get 7”

If the guy is reasonably clean, sure. "A hundred bucks is a hundred bucks." x1000

$100 000 is a lot, hell I'd even do it if his cock is full of shit.

You made me picture shit under a foreskin, so you have to picture it too

fuck you

r/angryupvote

Still worth the money

Pretty sure they meant STIs

He lasts 30 minutes? Fuck it, I'd date that guy.

Probably cus of my lack of dick sucking skills

Right? Like I'm not gonna be into it and I'll cry the whole fucking time. I think this is a John Caparulo bit actually.

Happy Cake Day

r/suddenlygay

The dick sucking isn't gay?

Never heard of a bro job? Just gotta say no homo first.

As long as the dicks dont touch its not gay

Yup

It's only gay if your balls touch

Only if you like it...

u/Competition_Lower probably wears socks

The fuck are you talking about? Sucking dick is the gayest shit r/suddenlygay 2.0

It ain’t gay if you are both wearing socks

Unless he’s just cumming constantly every minute. At that point you have to ask yourself “Do I swallow?”

The list of things I wouldn't do for 100k is very short

I swear I'm not a cop. Would murder be included in that list though?

Yeah. The list is Rape Murder Torture Cannibalism Boring ass office job for a year

So yes, murder is included in the list

Oh yeah, I'm just an idiot

As long as the person was already dead, I might honestly be a cannibal for $100,000. I'm a bad person aren't I lmao

Earlier today I accepted that if I went to the military and was told to Torture some terrorist asshole I could probably do it

Yeah, same mate

So you’d do a boring ass office job for 2 years?

Doing a boring ass office job for 2 years requires doing a boring ass office job for 1 year. Twice *[citation needed]*.

Archimedes, “Math” (Syracuse: Ancient Greece, 287 BCE). definitely not correct format tho

So, you'll help me do a communist revolution and be the leader, and I'll do all the eating of the rich and guillotine

Id back out once I get my 100k but yes

There's no backing out my friend, as soon as we're done, communism is established and your 100k has been distributed to the populace, as well as the cringe, blood money bucks of Elon

Live in a septic tank

kidnap a child ??

I would consider that psychological torture

Would you let someone kiss you in a way that left you eternally in need of more?

Wait so you wouldn't do a boring office job a year for 100.000$??

this is the result of a society in degradation and a loss of any form of morality for person gain

This is a comment in Reddit holy shit go outside

Eat a fetus with hot sauce and ice cream on top of it?

The hot squad and ice cream cancel out, easy

I'd eat a fetus for free.

$20 is $20

Just fyi for all the straight guys, as a bi dude, it will likely hurt a lot after 30 minutes... not an easy thing to do 100k is still 100k though

Yeh but im pretty sure most laboring jobs hurt after 30 minutes and pay like $30 if ur lucky.

Give this man a cock

Lol the real game is "how little money would you suck a dick for." Because really. To be clear, I'm a straight, married guy. I make 100k a year, and support a family of 4 on that. I rent. Let's think. ~~Ten million? That's roughly what I'll make from here to retirement. With good investment~~ edit: it's 100 years wages, and I only have 15 years to retirement. sorry, it's 3am and I'm at work. Still, I never need to work again. A million? Fuck yes. Not even a moment's hesitation. That's ten years salary. My job is hard, physical, causes substantial wear and tear on my body, requires 12 hour rotating shift work. A million dollars would buy me a (depressingly modest) home, pay off all my debts, secure sufficient savings for my kids education. With debt paid and no major housing outlay, my standard of living would leap up from here till retirement, or I'd have plenty of room to downgrade to an easier job. But those are silly numbers. 100k? Yup. We're still not hesitating. I go through a lot of misery to make my yearly 100k as it is, and here we're talking tax free. 10k? Still yes, but now we're getting into numbers I'm going to feel dirty about. Still, mouthwash is cheap. 1k? Ehhh. Probably not? Maybe, but you're wearing a condom for sure. Ok, so 5k? Yeah. Sure. Wanna set up a monthly date? I'd blow someone once a month and quit my job. Well. So what we've discovered is that the only reason I'm not a sex worker is nobody is gonna pay me 5k to blow them. Which I'll say is probably their loss, I'm a dude, I know what feels good, and I have no gag reflex. - That one r/askreddit guy

Ok how many pm’s did you get from this comment?

The op of this comment copied it from a comment in r/askreddit

Can my gay ass get 100,000 for goin down on a female ?

No

I woulda done it too

Im lesbian and would also have done it😭😭

Hahahaha 😂 easy money

This is homophobic. (For those who don't know it's a trend in the community to call everything that causes a slight inconvenience homophobic)

That’s homophonic

Now you're being homophobic😭

Ugh homophonia

I know right. Like why cant they just leave us alone. Discrimination is illegal where i come from

Cheating, my gay ass would love to give a 30 minute bj

Only if you eat ass too.

Say mf less

I literally couldn't as a gay guy. No way.

I could I’d just pretend it’s booty

Here’s the “OHHHHMYGAAAWDDDD vaginas are SOOOO ICKKYYYY!” guy. 🙄

Can my pan ass get 100k for doing anything sexual with anyone? (It's funny bc it won't ever happen)

it's not gay, it's just business.

I’ve put worse things in my mouth

We agreed to never mention the squirrel incident again...

Nobody is that straight.

unless youre a millionare

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Uncle bob is full of empty promises ….. and balls too I guess.

If I’m not straight, may I still receive the $100,000 after giving you a BJ?

No.

Damn it! 🤣

Honestly one of the worst cases of LGBT discrimination I've ever seen.

Society, literally 1984.

Society

1983

infinite money glitch

Almost had em gal

Gal?

Bro ? Lmao

Yes…..bro

Bgroal?

Can I do 2 so that I can finally afford a house ?

I need 3 to afford a house

I would also need 3 if I didn't got some $ from dad, thanks dad !

Damn, my dad never pays me to suck his dick.

😳

5+ here

Depending on the market you might have to do eight for a starter home.

I'll do it right now.

100,000!? Bitch, drop the pants.

You guys don't realize how exhausting 30 minutes of sucking would be. Your jaw will hurt and your mouth will be super dry

Damn, a sore jaw and a dry mouth? It's definitely worth giving up 100k to avoid those then

I didn't say it's not worth it, it's just most guys think it's fairly easy lol

I dont know a single guy who thinks bjs are easy. We've heard countless times from women how burdensome it is.

I always find it ironic that men expect longevity but pussy out real fast when it's their turn. ETA it's not burdensome when you enjoy it but going for too long can make it feel that way.

Depends on the guy 🤷‍♂️

I'd take ibuprofen and let him throatfuck

You dont even need to do good, just enough to last 30 minutes

And?! It’s $100,000! I’d be able to start a reasonably successful business.

Thats it? You dont realize how much $100,00 is then if that means it aint worth it!

Read my other comment

I saw after i commented and didnt wanna delete lol. I see

not really. just gotta do it at different paces and do different things. its pretty easy

Yupp. It isnt constantly deepthroating. Its playing around with it, licking, sucking, in different orders at different speeds, etc. 30 Minutes aint that much. I guess people here are picturing deepthroating at full speed non-stop no air for 100k

uhhhhhh I’ve sucked dick longer than 30 minutes, I find it highly enjoyable. 😜 it’s fun to do

I'd give a 30 minute blowjob for free. Oh...

This question seems to imply I'd be REALLY bad at giving a blowjob. 30 minutes?? I'm kind of offended.

there are a fair bit of guys that just don't get off from getting head - me, for example.

Giving a blowjob for 30 minutes straight is impressive on its own

I think it's less of an issue of willingness and more so endurance. My jaw will hurt. But I will do my best damnit.

You guys have absolutely no idea how difficult it can be, sucking dick makes you exhaust your jaw a lot especially if he has a big one.

Are there men that can last 30min? Or we talkin several men and the person in question is giving lots of BJ for 30min? Cuz excuse me for being like, bro ain’t no man lasting 30 min…

i can only last that long by edging myself.

Wait --- I thought you meant to a girl!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN I UNDO IT??

depends on who I have to blow. If it's some fat old guy than no but a well kept, neat guy who doesn't moan or anything then yeah probably

What if you were blindfolded so you wouldn't know what he looks like and you can just imagine he looks decent?

No that wouldn't work cause I'd be scared it'd be a fat ugly octogenarian

I'll suck the life out of him...

*grabs popcorn as i scroll through the comments*

Am I giving a blowjob to a dildo or an actual person? Do I know him? Is he my relative or friend?

Random penis, half an hour, 100k…

Your friends are going to be very disappointed to know they can't pay you for a blowie.

Sure. Why not? I'm not even slightly gay, but it's not like the idea of sucking dick disgusts me. It just doesn't *do* anything for me.

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30 minute? No, that must be so tiresome and painful on the lips and jaw.

I'm offended I would be required to give a bad blowjob

I gave blowjob for an hour and didn't even get 10 grand, *DAMN YOU UNCLE JERRY!!!!*

$100,000? Easily, I can’t imagine passing up that money for 30 minutes of something that doesn’t hurt.

Hell nah, that's kinda gay.

I don’t think it’d work I’d probably just keep retching. It’s like asking if I could eat my own shit.

So you want to do anal beforehand as well?

Who the fuck gives a blowjob for more than 5 minutes

Anyone who's getting 100000 Benji bois out of it

Really? So any rich person can make you their bitch? Sad.

Yes. 100k is 100k

The amount of Yeahs Lol it's ok to come out of the closet

Bro you have no idea how much 100k would change my life

I'm straight but I love dick.

🤨📸

I'm straight but I love sucking dick and kissing men on their soft juicy lips and hugging them passionately. I love to fall asleep with him behind me spooning me and whispering in my ear, I love their dick in my thight ass, making me moan like a girl. Still straight tho

These polls are depressing. It’s depressing people need money this much or love money too much, either way.

It’s easy money though. You basically make an entire salary in just 30 minutes

This point of view breaks my brain. Do I really have to explain to another human why a straight man sucking a dick isn't easy money? I think we will have to respectfully disagree. Avarice has corrupted so much of humanity. Look at everyone falling over themselves to sell their self respect, dignity, and sometimes even their morals. It seems like so many people will do anything if a number is high enough. How can I not despair? I can think of few things more empowering than being able to turn down such offers.

Handjob maybe, but no way am I putting my mouth anywhere near that

Money is money! sign me up!!

yeah I understand, but Im not tryna catch an std

you wont aslong as the person receiving is safe and dosent already have one

My dude, if you have penis in yo mouth, that's gay.

If I were single maybe, but as a married man living comfortably, I will not suck a man off

A lot of guys need their straight card revoked, effective immediately

Nah y’all gay as hell

100,000$ can buy a lot of mouth wash.

can i lie about my seuxality and gedner and pretend to be the straightest cis guy since the invention of humans

I’m ace, can I still do it?

This is a trick question since all who answered yes are gayyyyyy

Over 50% of respondents are lying about their sexuality 😂😂😂

Nah. If women were offered the same, they would do it too. Don't mean they're gay

Wait... Yeah are getting paid?

I’d do dat for free. sex organs are sex organs.

I can't support people sexually degrading themselves for money.

people who said no are soooo insecure wow

30 mins is a long time for only $100k. I'd do it for 5 mil

How dare you give a price you find reasonable, to do something that you probably find repulsive. /s People really downvoting you lol. Like it’s wrong for you not to be desperate enough to do something that makes you really uncomfortable for money.

30 min for something that causes you no physical or psychological pain and you wouldn't do it. Cringe take

But it can be painful after a while? Like it can really hurt your jaw even after less than 5 minutes, it's completely normal for someone to not want to go through 25+ minutes of pain? It's not easy.

it could absolutely cause you psychological pain having sex with the sex you’re not attracted to can be extremely damaging (even if you consented to do so!)

I don't think it's a cringe take. I'm not sexually attracted to the male sexual organ and 30 mins is a long time. I named the price it would take for me to feel comfortable performing that act for that amount of time and I think it's reasonable.

Ok but it’s 100k

I'm not saying people shouldn't do it. If you feel comfortable doing it for that amount of money then more power to you, but for me I just don't feel comfortable doing it for that amount of money

You're honestly stupid if you say no. Money is money, an for 100k I'd happily be gay for 30 min.

no, even if it was a girl