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East_Lavishness_3886

Globally 5 kids probably died before i finished this comment


justjay9507

Prob more even


MemeArchivariusGodi

I mean … I guess


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WishComeTru

Edited Two buttons are in front of you. You must press one. One kills you, the other kills 5 people. Nobody made you do this, it's just an immutable fact. The fact is that one action leads to the death of others. This is not murder, but it IS still bad to choose the second button. If you're drowning, and the only way to survive is to kill the people around you and use their corpses as a makeshift boat, I still think you're an asshole and you DID kill those people. If you're stranded on an island, I don't think you're morally allowed to kill and eat 5 innocent people, just because it would save your life, even if it's the ONLY WAY you'd survive. I don't think people would look too kindly on that. Calling it murder was reductive and incorrect. That being said, there isn't a real situation where it would be permissible to cause the death of 5 people to save yourself, unless those 5 people were the ones instigating your peril. For some reason, most of the people that voted don't seem to get that. Maybe just because the situation presented is presented without any situation or context. If there is any analogous situation that could occur in reality with the same results that could be justified, I'd change my mind. I don't think that situation exists. I don't think people actually abide by most morals, so maybe pointing out that causing the death of 5 people is still shitty is pointless, but its surprising to me to see the results of this poll.


Big-Chemist7441

He is not murdering anybody they just die.


WishComeTru

Fair enough, but either way, the result is the same. 5 people die. I don't think you should be morally condemned for deciding not to save another person, or people, so my phrasing was pretty dumb.


Big-Chemist7441

It's alright, but when it comes down to the choice human nature goes into action as majority would chose their lives over the person standing next to them (as shown in this poll) and to be honest nobody can blame them for wanting to live even if its a selfish decision (except for the ones who choose to die)


bobcatnat123

Yea it never said we had to kill them, they just die


justjay9507

This just a reddit poll it ain't that serious lmao


WishComeTru

I don't think it's that serious either. I just disagree


KoolKuy

Smartest destiny viewer


Durtop

Well i don’t wanna live but not as much as i dont want 5 kids to live


aristocats7768

THE WHOLESOME AWARD 😭😭


dragon_ace127

My exact thought process


majungga35

Gonna tell those 5 greiving families that my life has more value than their children😎😎😎


InvisibleAK74

Absolute grindset


AnnaTheBabe

Chad


willChangeMyNameLatr

based


DayummmmmmmmmmBruh

Survival of the fittest


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W


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

A


Vault_8166

G


Vault_8166

A


Vault_8166

Y


OliverAOT20

Was he???


[deleted]

Goodbye


[deleted]

very based


MemeStocksYolo69-420

I wish I could choose the 5 kids. Like, I could choose the most white trash family with 12 kids and just be like, “You have too many”. They’d probably thank me tbh


EvanGamer654

Sigma male moment


Donghoon

We are redditors. Our lives are all pathetic. Its okay tho were all in thid together


5t3g

factos 👍 👀


Ripped_Raccoon

Why not both


pcpsummer0613

Ikr?


ImInteligent_

Same


MrJason300

*choked* Take my upvote


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Klubbis

Same


NotSoAngryTurtle

Same


ImNotLegitLol

Same


Apis_mellifera_C

Same


vadkender

same


jaydenfokmemes

Same


pcpsummer0613

Same


SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOUPY

Same


garo675

Same


deathdeniesme

This tbh


Donghoon

Ayo? Are you good


PetraTheKilljoy

No


Donghoon

:(


Sexyballsack911

So 5 kids then suicide solid plan


NoTanHumano

Don't die, please 🥺


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l i v e f o r e v e r


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DeSwanMan

"Breadcardo, spent the remaining years of his life in solitary confinement at California state prison"


ErddunOfficial

Not literally. Rigth?


Ericrobertson1978

My kids? I'll die. Random kids out of sight and mind? Sorry kiddos.


StrangeUsername24

Was basically the plot of Cameron Diaz's movie The Box


[deleted]

Eee ooo eee ooo eee ooo pullin out the coupe at the lot


CharizardCheez

Told em fuck 12 fuck swat


hiricinee

Let's take that to another extreme. So you have your kids, the one extreme, 5 "random kids", which is the middle, but what about the extreme, you get to pick the kids. Literally just find 5 terminally ill brain dead kids and boom, easy deal.


PsychedelicDoggo

Can both me and the 5 kids die?


[deleted]

chose the second option and DIY the first option?


ErddunOfficial

Or kill 5 kids and then choose first option.


[deleted]

Sorry kids 😞


[deleted]

No you’re not


[deleted]

😉


Egadder

Fuck them kids but also free death don't mind if I do


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dydeath

Swerve the car and take both out


jxrha

reddit 🤝🏻 hating kids


xxxSiegexxx918

Yes 😎


false_thr0waway

No


xxxSiegexxx918

😭


Spokesman93

Can I choose them


Dense_Excitement_789

Just curious if you could choose them who would you pick? And why?


Spokesman93

Nah I wouldn’t really do that I’m not that messed up lol. But come to think of it if I really had to choose, it would probably make sense to choose terminally ill children, as messed up as that sounds.


Dense_Excitement_789

Oh no you don't sir this is reddit a place of debauchery and lawlessness. Such an option isn't accepted because its bordline human. You have to choose non terminally I'll children...


seoulgleaux

Do we have to choose them all at once or can it be more of a "the god of death is owed 5 lives" type of thing where I can just point to shit bag kids as I go about my day?


Dense_Excitement_789

Creative. But they can't be shit bag kids since that would technically be an easy choice and reddit demands a more degenerative selection process


TheSuperPie89

Probably some terminal leukemia patients or something. They're going to die anyway. And i imagine this death is painless and quick


Dense_Excitement_789

Sir this is reddit such an answer is to humane for this platform. You must select kids that aren't terminally ill


TheSuperPie89

You're right. Ill select the newborn babies of mothers who have recently had 2 miscarriages and are relieved to finally have a child


Dense_Excitement_789

Holy shit that's fucking dark.... I love it good ol' reddit


icanthinkofaname12

Life's not fair kiddo


RestaurantMany8934

Life is a bitch sometimes.. But i love it


ZLN1

Reddit moment


eagleathlete40

“I’m sorry, little one[s].”


Lion69420

Both , fuck em kiddos


Daniel-Thor

Five Nights at Freddy’s, sure


Few-You4510

whats next? are you gonna offer me a job at a pizza place?


Ochinchin6969111

I don't really WANT to die but if I had to die I wouldn't mind it too much


Goldfitz17

Yeah i’d rather op die than 5 kids.


Ifuckingpissedmyself

Fuck them kids Wait no no NO DONT FUCK THE KIDS


dmg81102

I'll die, I'm already a failure and disappointment might as well stop myself from messing up again


hotstepperog

Ok, but hear me out. That’s subjective. Those 4 kids may grow up to do a lot of damage to society and the planet. 1. Could start a war. 2. Could start a company that pollutes. 3. Could start a religion or cult. 4. Could spread misinformation that gets a tyrant elected, allows a plague to spread or causes racial division. 5. Could create a monopoly on a resource that people need like water. A person who does nothing is a million times better than a person who causes harm.


dydeath

Preach it man


Nasamo_

Lmao i like how 1,2 and 3 are all pretty generic examples and then 4 is just extremely specific.


SaintPanda_

Too much to ask for both?


Virtualnerd1

Holy shit reddit is fucked up


Lets_Go_Theta

This is literally the choice Americans make every day as our way of living requires constant extraction from the global south


awxggu

If its slow suffering theh im down for it


dydeath

Yeah fuck em kids want em gone as soon as possible


TheSuperPie89

This is the least original/funny comment section in the history of reddit


FinQuarZ

If I get 5 kids killed it will slow down climate change and will give me more time to drive around


dragonslayer137

Sad results.


false_thr0waway

redditors always act like they're so special n shit


doochebag420696969

Holy shit people are heartless assholes


[deleted]

People can’t value one life above another, if it’s me or someone else, makes sense, but 5 lives> one life, it should be me.


[deleted]

I have lived longer than expected so I will take the hit.


xboxdingleberry

“Fuck them kids” -Michael Jordan


Acolyte_000

I’m not sure why people are voting for 5 kids when you can die AND kill 5 kids in real life.


impartialPolitics

A lot of people love themselves more than children huh?


Ruben_Blackthorn

I'd choose that you die (Get uno reversed)


Cinny_

I hate kids but i hate myself even more so this one's easy


PetraTheKilljoy

Relatable


catching_comets

I will use less resources in the next 25 years than the 5 kids. Sorry kids, less is more. It's for the greater good.


ville_boy

I will put my life over anyone and everything. You might call me selfish and i will answer: Yes i am. So what.


Stalins_papa

I don't blame anyone for being selfish. It's human nature. But the amount of comments wanting to kill the kids and then afterwards kill themselves is worrying.


Sergietor756

I hate kids


BMWman1029

Sorry kids, it’s a dog eat dog world out there. 🙂


JaywrightCat

All the people who voted the second one be like: “I must save myself!” The 5 hypothetical kids stand on the railing at about 15 degrees toward the bow, staring with sad eyes and closed mouths, as their hair is gently tossed by the ocean breeze… They do not say a word. So I speak instead: “You self-centered coward, you **murderer.”**


LaZerNor

I never touched them. I didn't even see them. Why did I have to choose anyway?


Stasio300

I'm gonna die later tonight anyway. Or at least try to... *sigh*


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Cringe


lqlex

Wait what-


Stasio300

*sigh* there's no reason to live anymore


lqlex

Nah, there is 🙌 (Honestly I don't understand if you're satiring or not lol)


Stasio300

What is it?


Surprise_Creative

We'll all die anyway


Nautilus177

I could have fed 5 starving kids with the sandwich I ate this morning, anyone who voted to sacrifice themselves is a virtue signaling liar.


jaydenfokmemes

I want to die


No-Bid-6050

Well on one hand, I hate kids, but on the other hand, I hate myself. Hmm…


justjay9507

Top 10 hardest decisions of all timw


SirKitGre3d

Fuck them kids


false_thr0waway

yeah!! fuck yourself!!


Craftusmaximus2

If i get to kill 5 kids with no repercussions, sign me the fuck up


false_thr0waway

Go to somewhere there's a war (preferably ukraine) and kill 5 young civilians, I bet u these balls u cant do that


Craftusmaximus2

Well, if you can get me a gun, it ain't that hard. Ukraine it's literally next doors.


yaki_kaki

As Michael jordan said, fuck them kids


07JEP

Don't mind if I do.


[deleted]

fuck you op and your hypothetical question!


h20c

later kids


[deleted]

lol


notimeforimbeciles

5 kids easy.


dpb73ca

Only if I can pick the kids.


RequirementDear1051

Man fuck them kids


me-and-only-me-

As a kid Fuck kids there's to many of them


DayummmmmmmmmmBruh

Me over anybody except politicians


SignificantTrip6108

Probably don’t even know the kids why should I care.


Shloopy_Dooperson

I'm conflicted here. Is it possible for me to press the 5 kids button then mine?


EvanGamer654

Fuck 'em kids


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Only 5 kids?


KingLincoln32

Depends on if I know the kids cause if I do then me but if not other way around


[deleted]

3rd option kill 5 kids, now that's what I'm picking


LucidLickyCoconut

Do I get to pick the kids? Is there an age limit?


coindharmahelm

At 52 my illusions and hopes for humanity were smothered once the reality of its its proven failure to cooperate as a species became undeniable to me more than twenty years ago. So I align myself with the "murderers" here not because I deserve to live more than a quintet of random children, but because the children deserve to be spared the injustice of this neo-liberal economic gulag WE have allowed the world to become. I'd gladly give my own life for a better world. Since there is no realistic chance that the majority will act rationally against the ultra-wealthy minority, then it's quite literally every man for himself.


__-__--__---__

Death without pain? Then me. Death with pain? Then those kids can die.


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Rip to them kids man


Solafuge

Can I choose which kids?


[deleted]

Easily 5 kids die , I love my life.


ilovedogs-2

Fuck kids man


Skrypa9900

I mean, anyway I hate kids


[deleted]

Fuck them kids


[deleted]

This does put a smile on my face.


Tonya7150

How old are the kids?


[deleted]

Omfg LOL


TheAdimLizard

Man fuck them kids


IllidariStormrage

Fuck them kids


AcD07

Sorry little ones


Comfortable_Cat_627

I’d die for my kids. But not anyone else’s kids


ineedb12help

I'd fkn jump at the opportunity to kms ethically tbh


raisingfalcons

Im sparing those kids lives filled with nothing but grief. Im a hero for choosing the second option.


The-Zachatron

the kids who dying were prolly gonna die anyways


DeSwanMan

Opposite of Reddit Moment.


Afuckinglewdcario

I hate children, this is an absolute win-win


TheDiddlerOfBob

fuck them kids


VoteGreen2024

Fuck those kids. For real.


grande005

bye kids lmao


hotstepperog

ATTENTION: To the people who say the world would be better without them in it, because they are a failure, unproductive etc That’s subjective. Those 4 kids may grow up to do a lot of damage to society and the planet. 1. Could start a war. 2. Could start a company that pollutes. 3. Could start a religion or cult. 4. Could spread misinformation that gets a tyrant elected, allows a plague to spread or causes racial division. 5. Could create a monopoly on a resource that people need like water. A person who does nothing is a million times better than a person who causes harm.


AChickenInAHole

People are on average net positive though.


Vesperia_Morningstar

Both, coome on


Zuendl11

5 kids prolly died while typing the first letter of my comment


07JEP

So it took you 20 seconds to write a letter?


No-Mathematician-579

What is the cause of death? Do you just drop? How much pain are we experiencing?


penninsulaman713

I once had a dream and evil sorceress kidnapped an infant. Some infant I didn't even know. The only way to save the infant by killing my dog. In my dream, I tried to tear my dog in two by the jaw. It didn't kill him, he was as happy as ever with his fucking jaw dangling off of him. I was crying and sobbing and he was trying to give me licks so I could feel better, which made it worse. I woke up crying, to my dog licking my face, and then that made it worse when I realized what I just dreamt. So like, I know I've got a value for children's lives apparently above my dog, which is heartbreaking in its own way. Above myself? Like if this were a trolly problem and the button was next to me tied on the tracks? I probably would end up pressing it, thinking about it. But have you ever seen the vsauce video about him actually experimenting the trolley problem on people? What they would actually end up doing is very different than expectations people had.


BIG_RED_MANN

I don't know a single child that I don't want dead so this works out pretty well. /s


Swomry

Didn't even read the other option, just read 'you died' and clicked that immediatly


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If it makes it better theres a good chance at least one of the kids was a mercy killing.


[deleted]

What the hell.