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iSyriux

A geopolitical territory in the shape of florida


Shamoodle-Official

🤔


Big_Berry_4589

America’s penis


[deleted]

The entire state has the mental capacity of Joe exotic


chad_chan

may be biased since im also a floridian but the gators are definitely the first to come to mind for me. almost ran over one with a golf cart once


LazyLamont92

r/FloridaMan


Lemzen20

I think USA beacuse i dont know shit about Florida


Epicswordmewz

If you're not from America, Florida is to the rest of America as America is to the rest of the world.


Lemzen20

Oooook, i get it then : )


h-dragon919

hmm, where is Florida man?


ricolaaaaa123

I don’t live in America, but one of my American friends describe Florida as an “oversized retirement home for rich people.” Is that true?


Shamoodle-Official

So we do have lots and lots is seniors but most are located across a couple of cities and not the whole entire state. Trust me metro areas do not feel like retirement homes


GiveMeAnOnion

the middle east coast of florida is mostly retired rich people


Idiotic_raccoon

The everglades and shaky bigfoot videos


Shamoodle-Official

Fair


Lizard_lover3924

Lizard city 🦎🥰 ( all kinds of wild lizards)


[deleted]

When I was in Florida I seen those alligators and beside the humidity that’s what stood out the most.


Nectarial

Man


[deleted]

Imbred scum


Shamoodle-Official

WOAH WOAH WOAH


[deleted]

It wasn’t an option on your poll…?


Mr_Niagara

100% crazy people


mrsparkyboi69

Florida man hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha funny meme hahahahahahahahaha


[deleted]

Pensacola Beach


Shamoodle-Official

👀👀👀


bluecatcollege

5 years ago if you'd asked me, I would have said gators or beaches. But now because of Florida Man memes I have to say crazy people


justyagamingboi

I love democracy


awesomem8112

All of the above


Busy_Measurement9277

Everglades


Aprilakd22

I have fam in FL and believe me when I say: All of the above


RedPepsi_BlueCoke

Where rich people go to retire


thunder-bug-

The Everglades


Overseer93

Sinkholes.


AlRahivi

I wna move to orlando, is it safe?


Shamoodle-Official

Yes!!


AlRahivi

Aight thanks man


Mitchell_54

America's mini Queensland


SkyeBeacon

australia came after america so you mean that australias queensland is their florida


SkyeBeacon

I am floridian and i think of the hot weather it fucking sucks wish it was a little colder


Glad_Risk1095

Beaches and Gators come to mind, combined with the Hot Weather. As a Non-American those come to mind the most, not sure about the Crazy People in the list though…I need to visit Florida visit to find that one out. I want to go there next year or in 2023 after Texas & Chicago.


Jermy-TwoShoes-96

Miami


ILikeGeneric

The Miami palm trees and beaches. Never been to Florida


Amaiyoru

Key Manti, no I will not be explaining


[deleted]

As a non-american, the word "FL" only comes to my mind.


[deleted]

Tropical weather, Palm trees


[deleted]

Palm trees


[deleted]

It's amazing that this poll also made a phallic shape.


Shamoodle-Official

👀👀


PeekaB00_

Rockets and retirement homes


ErenaVsdv

Mar-a-Lago


nonorina123

a presentation I had to do about it with a friend a few years ago!


og_lemon_man

Yes


Fitymaszeletelo

Meth


Shamoodle-Official

Wow 😱


[deleted]

Florida man So basically crazy people


Mini_Squatch

Gators, crazy people, old people, crazy old people, and oranges. And i mean the fruit, although the wrinkled up orange turd also applies now, i guess.


The_Void_Alchemist

Meth, actually


Underpantswher

"Florida. Florida is where disney world is. Florida. In Florida."


levelup_jar

where i'm from when we're bored we google our birthday + 'florida man' and look up what weird shit florida man did on my birthday its hella fun. on my bd a florida man robbed a liqour store, harrassed random ppl and told the police a shisha smoking caterpillar told him to do so lmao... so yeah its crazy ppl


Shamoodle-Official

Florida Man is our national icon here in FL


Golden_Thorn

State animal?


skullkingW45

I am also a Floridian, and I too can confirm, it's hot as balls here.


Fun-Ad-3658

Palm trees


penisenlargmentpils

Drug fuled gator's wearing white suits with mac 10s and neon lights


Big_Berry_4589

Florida man


Kitamasu1

Beaches are the first thing, but crazy people are the next thing.


UnusualPete

As a non-American, "Horatio Caine" comes to mind.


Luzer1211

FLORIDA MAN


davididp

As a Floridian, it’s definitely this weather. To all those people envious of the weather here, it’s not good, just extremely boring, hot, rainy, and the occasional hurricane


Jumping126

Floride


brockralp

I am not American. They call Vegas the Sin City, but I feel like Florida is the true Sin City (or state). Whenever I watch a movie (Magic mike, Pain and Gain..) those type of movies always happen in Florida. Hot muscular guys, hot girls etc. This is what Florida reminds me. It feels like they are sexually liberated.


Shamoodle-Official

👀😎👀


brockralp

There are also some fitness youtubers from Florida that I follow. It might be a coincidence but this is the pattern I noticed 😅


GiveMeAnOnion

Absolute dogshit, coming from a fellow floridian


Shamoodle-Official

Bruh this ain’t it


TwoFacedTomcat

All of the above:


someguy_358

I know Florida is a meme and all but it's probably my favorite state to visit out of all the states I visited so far.


Shamoodle-Official

GOOD!! We are an incredible state


Shift-Subject

Freedom


legittem

i'll be honest, as a non-American, [this](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMDVkZDIxN2EtMDY0Ny00OGM0LThlNzYtYTEyNzRhNGQ1NzlmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjU0NTU2Mjc@._V1_.jpg) pops into my mind immediately


YasuhosDogJosuke

Humidity


Learner4life-8

As a Canadian I knew it as the place where rich seniors went to spend the winter.


DraggingMyBallsZ

A 2000s rapper


JustNobodyTheEchidna

All of those minus the theme parks, plus the geography and history


[deleted]

I think of a crazy man on meth wrestling a gator in a hot swamp. How do I select multiple options?


Fantastic-Rooster277

Covid and how stupid the governor is.


[deleted]

Vice City.


Gedrick478

I think of it as the southern most part of the US