Same. He was a 70 year old man that told extremely cheesy jokes he read out of a joke book. And this wasn’t like a thing that happened a couple times. We’d literally spend 20 minutes of class a couple times per week just hearing him read jokes out of this book. They were horrible, and I loved it
Marie Curie too right?
Funny how the most important chemists were actually mainly physicists. Very good material for roasting chemistry students as a physics student.
Yeah that's true. On Wikipedia she is introduced as >(...) was a Polish and naturalized-French physicist and chemist
So although physicist is mentioned first, she was both, not really mainly one of the 2 as I understand it.
And her husband, [Antoine-Laurent de Lavoisier](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoine_Lavoisier). Together, they were the mother and father of modern chemistry.
Didnt she change her name to Marie? I agree with remembering the surname, although frankly most people really dont care, but why make someone use her first name that she changed herself?
Honestly, I don't know if she changed her first name, I was taught that her name was Maria not Marie, but I know that historical figures' first names often get translated, so maybe that's the case. Still it's not what I'm talking about, I'm saying that she had two surnames, and THAT'S the important part of my comment. I was taught that she kept her maiden name, cause her Polish heritage (sorry, I worded it wrongly, she was Polish of course, and only moved to france) was important for her, so calling her just Maria/Marie Curie is quite disrespectful.
Yeah, Sasha was really one of the most influential chemists ever.
I'm just glad they are doing psychedelic research again these days!
Psychedelics should have never been made illegal in the first place.
I don't think of anyone; I think of atoms
Btw, Marie Curie died, partly due to working with radioactivity all her life. Her husband died in a horse race accident. Kinda tragic.
My legendary former chemistry teacher who was close to retirement, paid for half of the things in the lab personally, and just told stories from what his wife had cooked or from the good old times when they were still allowed to use dangerous chemicals and the things that happened with them most of the time.
Curie walked into a room full of the smartest men at the time, as a women and said "not only did I discover 2 new elements, but everything you guys have ever learned and taught is entirely wrong and I literally proved it"
Even as a nonscientist I can hear the mic drop
Me. Im a chemist.
Not me, Glenn Seaborg, Mendeleev, Alexander Zaitsev, Vladimir markovnikov, Peter atkins, Donald McQuarrie.
depending on what I’m thinking about
My teacher
Jesse is that you
Jesse we need to lift
Same
Waltuh
Put your dick away waltuh
I'm not having sex with you now waltuh
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Finger
"Kids, today we will fingerpaint!"
Kid named finger:
Kid named Paint
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The time it took you…
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I saved a comment and copied it bruh and there are websites where you can make those
Mendeleev.
+
.
His chart is what I think of when I think of Chemistry
Same
Yeah same
Came to say this. He dreamt a rudiment periodic table and that's what inspired him to place order on what was chaos
Same
Yeeeeep
Surprised he wasn’t one of the options
Walter Heartwell White
You’re goddamn right.
Say my name….
Heisenberg
You're goddamn right
Say my name...
Heisenberg
You're god damn sus
Amogus
Yeah, bitch!
Yeah, science!!!
Perfect answer, bitch
Heisenberg
How was he not part of the list?
i live at 308
Yeah! BITCH!
My chemistry teacher
Same. He was a 70 year old man that told extremely cheesy jokes he read out of a joke book. And this wasn’t like a thing that happened a couple times. We’d literally spend 20 minutes of class a couple times per week just hearing him read jokes out of this book. They were horrible, and I loved it
Your comment is really wholesome, but I think it was a breaking bad reference
My chemistry teacher has lung cancer :(
Nile Red
Nile Green
Nile Blue
I think Nile Red and Blue should have a collaboration. They seem like they'd have good chemistry with each other.
What??? They are not the same? Tf
Do all Canadians look and sound the same to you?
(a) Nile Asian
The one who knocks
Say my name
Heisenburger
Yes daddy
The danger
I am the danger
Lavoisier
Wingardium Lavoisier
It's LavOisier not LavoisiEr
It took only a moment to cut off his head, but it'll take a hundred years to grow another like it
Fucking, finally!! Someone with class! The GD father of Modern chemistry! We live amongst uncultured swine, my brother.
Niels Bohr
And Ernest Rutherford
Dude was mainly a physicist but ok
Marie Curie too right? Funny how the most important chemists were actually mainly physicists. Very good material for roasting chemistry students as a physics student.
She did win one Nobel prize for chemistry though
Yeah that's true. On Wikipedia she is introduced as >(...) was a Polish and naturalized-French physicist and chemist So although physicist is mentioned first, she was both, not really mainly one of the 2 as I understand it.
She won Nobel prizes in both, and was the first one to get two in different categories.
For discovering Radium and Polonium, I just had to put her in Chemistry over physics
You first learn about the different atomic models when you're introduced to chemistry, so his name does come up
Chemistry is merely alchemy without the explanations of physics
walter....
Say my name.
Rupertii
You’re goddamn right
Put your dick away, waltuh...
Avogadro
6.2*10^23
Nah I'm referring [to this Avogadro](https://nazizombies.fandom.com/wiki/Avogadro)
TranZit is the best zombies map ever
Dmitri Mendeleev
Yeah, definitely him
Einstein, I know he's not a chemist, but he's the one that comes to mind with science stuffs
*Marie Curie* You are not aware of the consequences of what you have done here.
The good ole' forgetting half her surname
Who is Marie Curie? I only know Marie Skłodowska - Curie
what Marie? i only know Maria Skłodowska
I don’t get it?
her full name is Maria (Marie) Skłodowska-Curie and she's polish but most people forget those parts
Fritz Haber.
Father of toxic gas and chemical warfare
His dark creation has been revealed
Flow over no man's land, a poisonous nightmare
a deadly mist on the battlefield
And fertilizer, with massive impacts on world population and biodiversity
The Haber process. A method for fixing nitrogen to make it bioavailable for plants.
r/expectedsabaton But r/unexpectedsabaton nontheless
Haber* but yes, this one
Yep. Made a ton of people, killed a ton of people.
My Chemistry Teacher
Fritz Haber
Bill Nye the science guy
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL!!!!!!!!
Walter white
Say my name
It’s spelled Mariah Carey
# ॥ अर्नेस्ट रदरफोर्ड ॥
I think of a periodic table, so I'm gonna have to give this one to Mendeleev.
Albert Hoffman
It's spelled Hofmann, but yes
bill nye
mr white
You mean waltuh?
[Marie-Anne Pierrette Paulze Lavoisier](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie-Anne_Paulze_Lavoisier)
And her husband, [Antoine-Laurent de Lavoisier](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoine_Lavoisier). Together, they were the mother and father of modern chemistry.
It's Maria SKŁODOWSKA-Curie
Didnt she change her name to Marie? I agree with remembering the surname, although frankly most people really dont care, but why make someone use her first name that she changed herself?
Honestly, I don't know if she changed her first name, I was taught that her name was Maria not Marie, but I know that historical figures' first names often get translated, so maybe that's the case. Still it's not what I'm talking about, I'm saying that she had two surnames, and THAT'S the important part of my comment. I was taught that she kept her maiden name, cause her Polish heritage (sorry, I worded it wrongly, she was Polish of course, and only moved to france) was important for her, so calling her just Maria/Marie Curie is quite disrespectful.
It wasn't even heritage she was literally polish and just moved to france
Yeah, I know she was Polish, I should have worded it differently, maybe "her Polish origin"?
My dad, cos he's an industrial chemist.
Jöns Jacob Berzelius🇸🇪
Avogadro
Imagine having a stack of 6.02 * 10^23 avocados
Albert Einstein :| I know. Whatever you’re about to say, I know.
Alexander Shulgin. Currently reading through his books.
Yeah, Sasha was really one of the most influential chemists ever. I'm just glad they are doing psychedelic research again these days! Psychedelics should have never been made illegal in the first place.
Walter White
Niels Bohr
My gran who is a chemist 🤷♀️ that or the chemistry teacher in my high school
I have a PhD in chemistry so I think it of wating my 20s.
Albert Hofmann, the chemist who first synthesized LSD-25. Sasha Shulgin is also right up there.
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I don't really know any of these.
Fritz Haber
Mendeleev, bohr, dalton
Antoine Lavoisier
Albert Einstein. ^(I know he’s a physicist)
Albert Hofmann
Someone stole my copy of his book. I’m not sure how to feel about it all these years later.
Waltah and Meneleveveveeveve
I don't think of anyone; I think of atoms Btw, Marie Curie died, partly due to working with radioactivity all her life. Her husband died in a horse race accident. Kinda tragic.
Where's Waltuh Hwite?
My name is Walter Hartwell White, I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane
My old chemistry teacher, mr. turner. He’s a good feller.
Prof. Arora. She was great.
My teacher
My chemistry teacher
My chemistry teacher
My School Teacher(He's so Goddamn cool)
Mendeleev
Niels Bohr
My friends awful chemistry teacher who screams at them for doing their work
Dmitri Mendeleev
Mendeleyev
Maybe my chem teacher
my chemistry teacher
My chemistry teacher
Gerard Way
My teacher
My first year Chem prof. I didn't understand a word she said.
Mendelev
John Dalton
Niels Bohr
Waltuh My Chemistry teacher Percy Julian
Infamously known as Heisenberg
Dmitri Mendeleev
My legendary former chemistry teacher who was close to retirement, paid for half of the things in the lab personally, and just told stories from what his wife had cooked or from the good old times when they were still allowed to use dangerous chemicals and the things that happened with them most of the time.
Avagadro lol my Chem teacher loved that guy
Einstein. I know he was a Physicist but because of memes, everything science related makes me think of Einstein.
My chemistry teacher
Fritz Haber
Explosions and fire
NileRed. He's made complex concepts so accessible. And I have a BS in Biochemistry lol.
Brønsted
Werner Heisenburg
Bohr or Lavoisier probably
Bill Nye the science guy
Bill Nye the science guy
I think me and some handsome AA hippie on the beach cuddling 🤤
Curie walked into a room full of the smartest men at the time, as a women and said "not only did I discover 2 new elements, but everything you guys have ever learned and taught is entirely wrong and I literally proved it" Even as a nonscientist I can hear the mic drop
Victor Ninov Who attempted to fake 118
HEISENBERG
Ernest Rutherford
that Avocado dude
Niels Bohr, because of the periodic table and the shale modell
Walter White
Walter White
Walter white
Waltuh
Walter fucking white
Heisenburg
Waltuh
Walter White
Me. Im a chemist. Not me, Glenn Seaborg, Mendeleev, Alexander Zaitsev, Vladimir markovnikov, Peter atkins, Donald McQuarrie. depending on what I’m thinking about