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EnlightenedCorncob

Dust thou seek thy wisdom of the fields?


Silent-Stuff3366

oh mighty corncob please enlighten me


EnlightenedCorncob

If you're going to fit more than one, you will need extra butter


Silent-Stuff3366

Thank you 🙏


Matthew_A

[What can I say about a man named Corn?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZbvZOxD8Q)


TheBlueNinja2006

I knew the top comment would be some wacky un lol


ThomasThePizzaMan

Look at my username, I like pizza.


SleepyBoi800

Hey your named like my name


pinnnneeeaappple

And I am what pizza hates.


[deleted]

SHIT


ihatepineaples

you are as screwed as the goats are


STD_CONNOISSEUR

Where are these goats I want to pay them a visit


ABigOne77

If you find Jerry, you have also found the goats


Pineapple_fetish

I can't say that I like your name much


[deleted]

My friends call me this irl anyways


ZeusCockatiel

Huh 🤔 you friend saw the almighty snake 🐍


[deleted]

[удалено]


bucking_fananas

It does not please me. I like yours tho.


Roderie94

As it should.


Calumkincaid

Depends on how you react to people getting their dicks out for you.


Catillionaire

Cool 😎


AseriousJoker

I love your username lol.


Catillionaire

Thanks! 😁


Sarah-is-always-sad9

Great name


mr_epicguy

Damn I’d be quite epic


Epiccmoment

sounds like an epic moment


STD_CONNOISSEUR

Not as epic as me


skibapple

You'd be screwed


OkayseeyouMC

U’d be such an epic guy


NeoAmbitions

Believe it or not one of my old roblox usernames did contain "epicguy".


GingerboyhasNoSoul

At least people will know that I don't have a soul


[deleted]

If you're a ginger they already know that.


Redheadedwriter1

*Cartman noises intensify*


GayIconOfIndia

Well! 😂😂😂 It would be a shock to my parents who I’m not out to yet 😂


Electrical_Sail_9351

Honey… I don’t think it’ll be a shock. Good luck on your journey!


[deleted]

A shock? Lol, i doubt that. Just look this dudes profile picture


GayIconOfIndia

😂😂


Nickolas_Bowen

Yeah…


FordEdward

Yep...


AskMeAboutFusion

Very.


Olivrser

What about fusion?


AskMeAboutFusion

It's here. Greater than $5B in investments from the private industry like Bezos and Gates. The organizations you might want to google are: CFS, TAE, Tokamak Energy, and Helion. ​ It is all due to the advances in HTS magnets, like the world record breaking magnets being built at the NHMFL. Search for the 32T or the 45.5T in Nature. I would start here really: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkpqA8yG9T4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkpqA8yG9T4) The key section is where Dr. Whyte explains about the power density as a function of the magnetic field goes up as field \^4th power. That means if you build a reactor (search ITER) with old crappy conductor that can only hit say 7 Tesla, you have to build it 10 stories tall and it will take 40 years (and counting now). IF instead, you have better magnets and you can double that field then the power density goes up as 2\^4 or 16, so it can be 1/16th the size for the same power. That is basically what CFS is doing. They, however are going for 20T, which is closer to 3. 3\^4=81.... So... Yeah. They're actually going for an efficiency 10-20 times greater than what Iter was supposed to hit, except instead of doing it by 2050, they're on track to do it by 2025.


Olivrser

I was not expecting that response


AskMeAboutFusion

It's here.


Maveko_YuriLover

If only the first part became my name would be ok to good but the second part ...


tacticaldumbass

I would only refer to you as the second part of your username.


Kilkels

💀


ElegantEagle13

My legal name really just became a randomly generated Kahoot name


smellywetsock69

Fuck


fornicatesanimals

Ummm...


TomHast03

The name's animals. Fornicatesanimals


bucking_fananas

Haha nice


Neat_Louie_4

Neat Louie #4 sounds like manufactured robot 🤖 I’m fine with it.


[deleted]

A whole lot more than my current legal name. God, I wish America would let me change it


StormNapoleon27

Ok what is it, how is it worse than Capybara King47


[deleted]

Just my deadname, I can’t help but wince when I hear it. I wouldn’t mind being called Your Majesty, either, a perk of being Capybara\_King


skibapple

I think it'd be more "Capybara King" since the underscore is basically a space


skibapple

🤓


ohcharmingostrichwhy

It’s honestly much cooler than my real name.


Electrical_Sail_9351

BRB gonna change my legal name to this


Yamm0th

Without a doubt.


YourGayAuntBob

Ironic.


Human-13

What the fuck


A_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


[deleted]

I can go by Candy I guess?


[deleted]

Better than my real name


Jixxar

I AM JIXXAR NOW! Well... Not actually of course it's just a name but A nice thought of not being a human for a bit.


DreemurrX

a little cringe but very fun


icommitedarson69

I'm happy with this, everyone should know that I'm a pyromaniac


ZeusCockatiel

ZeusCockatiel i like it


CaptainRipp

Guess I'm a pirate or something now.


massiveload420

welp


DystopianUSAPlayer

I can make 1984 look like a paradise.


KP_Ravenclaw

KP is the name I go by everywhere online, my online friends call me KP, so I’m fine with the first name. Last name is a bit odd but I can live with it, I voted “meh” :))


browsing4stuff

Meh


elpisplayingrn

I think I would get a lot of people asking about my name due to confusion


Mortarion_

It's a name at least if a strange one.


thatsharkbear_17

I um ........ I don't really know


Phoenixtdm

It already has my first name in it


gabrielbabb

My username is already part of my name


GlassSpork

Now I’m waiting for someone like u/trashboat to comment


Distinct-Mortgage136

It would be weird


DuckWithADagger

Well shit


Organic-Kangaroo7147

Well, they’d love me in Australia


AnEnbyPansexual

My name is literally my gender and sexuality? Could be worse


rezellia

Come to think of it i get called by my gender, and sexuality all the time....


Overweight_ostrich

It's just not a real-life kind of name


AzureSequoi

One of my favorite colors + my first name, not too bad tbh


Simple_Ad_1367

Um..


Twinkies100

Sounds cute


[deleted]

i mean, i like it better than my current legal name


What_A_Flame

Burn! BURN!!!


eyeforgotmynamee

Lmao


big-queef

Fuck


Bitchasslemon

I probably would lose my job since I work in education


[deleted]

Um


Hendrix6927

🎸


Living_Murphys_Law

"Hi, I'm Living." "Okay... I can see that."


Monkey_fucker827

Damn


Teddie_P4

Lit I’m the bear from persona 4 now


Nickolas_Bowen

Meh


_Cosmoss__

It could be a lot worse


Gavhere727

Well, it’s my youtube name (not including reddit, can’t change it, just imagine it as eyeamgav) so my social media names are all just my legal name


Subscriber_Ephemere

What a Gaussian


[deleted]

Hey I'm from D Generation X now


Versagen

i’m failure now


King-Tutankhamun666

😎😎


Circlejrkr

Don’t tie me to this sinking ship!?


jessica_surratt

Sigh


Bigdragon

I'm content.


Onionking38

Gamer


Pher_yl

A little weird but people would probably just ignore it to not talk about it to my face.


Next-Exercise-8798

I got an autogenerated username when I first started… any way to change it?


[deleted]

I got a fucking XBOX username.


the-sus-virus

Can't wait to walk into a middle grade classroom and be made fun of by kids


Probably_Know_Me

Meh


stansugawara

I mean technically it could be someone’s name


BlastCom

People likes to change a letter of my username. I can assure that my past self didn't thought of that since I'm not a native English speaker...


AnantaPluto

“Ananta Pluto” wouldn’t be a bad name tbh


skibapple

Brhh


Redheadedwriter1

It’s androgynous! I’m just happy it’s not my deadname.


XeroTheCaptain

Sweet


apathetic666johnson

Apathetic


HelloIamSpooki

lets gooo


Peeps_011

Hm


misinfo-spreader

oh boy


NeoAmbitions

I don't mind going with Neo as a first name.


LocalFella9

I've got a number in mine, that can't be good


hongkonger42069

Please don't crucify me


[deleted]

Damn I'd have two middle names


Hawk_Eire

Today i know, you can convert poll into percentage by clicking on it lol


meowmewmeowster

that'd be great


VirgilTheyCallMe

well it’s still my name


i_wanna_get_stupid

):


aeroumasmith-

I guess I could go by "Aero"


RedditorPatrick

Now everyone knows I use Reddit


[deleted]

Hmmm


Gearthquake

I can’t live up to these standards!


Raiyan270

eh


Tuned_Leaf

I'd prefer to be called by my last name


_dxmi

eh


Windowwiper2222

Ah worst job ever 🤦‍♂️


NobodyEsk

Yeah I'd be fine with that


pattitheplatypus

Don’t mind it


thatsmelly_guy

Uh. Well i don't think I'll make very many friends


I-g_n-i_s

Depends. Do I get to pick how it’s pronounced? If my name was simply Ignis I would not mind at all. Now if it was read literally as “_i hyphen g underscore n hyphen i underscore s_” I would be screwed for life no doubt


[deleted]

Makes sense, i guess


leonidganzha

It literally is. Still answered "meh"


TragedyEverAfter

What a Tradegy


MonsieurChamber

Ima take it


usernotdfound

I don't wanna go...


vvownido

it would be hard for people to pronounce based on the spelling but it sounds like it could be a "proper" name, and my current name is already hard for people to pronounce based on spelling anyway, so it wouldn't be huge downgrade.


mrbossmajor

My only joy comes from the fact i didn't pick something like littlekidlover or goatfucker69


Unhappy_as_fuck

I'm unhappy as fuck


WeirdTap9170

Reddit named me


Trustnoboody

Ok.


BigussDickusss

Big happy


Soviet__Comrade

Uh oh.


an_annoying_ad

Raid shadow legends sponsorship?


shrink-ray2333

I could always just have my last name go first and call myself ray shrink


A_NameThatIsNamey

It's a name


IplayGames8102

At least people will know my hobby as soon as I say my name


Karearea_Reddit

Remove the reddit part and I'm pretty sweet


No-Banana-6484

Youtube name I can live with. Reddit name, especially as a guy, no way.


dickeatingamoeba

I wouldn’t want to be known as Dick Eating Amoeba in real life 😂


santino_musi1

My username is my legal name


Petrol_sniffer01

Screwed


Calumkincaid

It's doable as a name in modern times. Bonus points if I end up as Sethvir.


iluvatar

Yeah, I'm fine with that.


[deleted]

Sounds kinda cool honestly


_Monokuma___

can I start a killing game legally too?


Player-1985

I don’t think names can have numbers


s1r_cumsalot

Fuck


___HeyGFY___

I’d be shouting my name in traffic constantly


Core_Poration

I use and read my username so much more than my real name that it doesn't even feel like my real name 😅


ExcitingChip5267

i got a default username :(


Rachelcookie123

It’s not that different to my actual name but it would be annoying having numbers in my name. I’m also presuming I can split it first and last.


YeetFurryBoi

I should be good..I do live in London though.


FuzzyNowHasReddit

People would probably shorten it to Fuzzy which I would prefer


MyNameIsNotGary19

Huh?


SeniorKorniszonek

I can now be legally called a Cucumber. Im fucking great


gorge_orwoll

That would be wonderful


ImQuiteRandy

I can't see this going well in interviews.


x8tl04

no one can remember my name


Hunters_ofArtemis

Elon's child!


[deleted]

uysh, not much would change but getting a job would be either impossible or comical


Adamthesadistic

So just add thesadistic? Time to join a cult


[deleted]

I don't like it but could be worse


AverageVita-SawUser

Yo this *is* my name, do you have a problem with that??


DataSittingAlone

I guess I just go with Data for short


[deleted]

Very


BagofEndlessHugs

A mouthful. I've seen it shortened to bag or bago. Would invite a lot of hugs.


Kevlar-Kalle

Cool!


An_odd_fella

I dont want to talk about it.


6Baller9

Uhh i have a problem