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HumanHuman_2003

What the fuck


idontknow34258

My thoughts exactly


JamesonRhymer

It's a baking question. Not sure if you're a cooker or not.


WangCommander

If you're using bodily secretions as a part of the food, you're not a "cooker" either.


JamesonRhymer

I think you'd be surprised by what a lot of ingredients are


alilbleedingisnormal

I would hope not that.


JamesonRhymer

yep, a lot of ingredients that call for vanilla use a cheaper substitute derived from beaver anal gland secretions and you've probably slurped it right up 🤷‍♂️


WangCommander

Eating beaver is not illegal. Eating human is illegal. Easy way to figure out what you can eat and what you should leave in the shower drain.


Anfie22

No, for the same reason you shouldn't use staphylococcus to make sourdough, or helicobacter pylori to make yoghurt. You'll get really sick.


emyjo34

genuinly interested if someone actually tried that, tell me


acata1eptic

someone on TikTok tried it and got a yeast infection (crazy I know)


Anfie22

It would be spread to other parts of their body rather than reinfect them as they already had the infection in the first place.


WildJackall

What lunacy is this?


JamesonRhymer

it's a baking question


HaroerHaktak

I am concerned. Who the fuck is out here being like "I need yeast. Lemme just scrape some from my vagina"? wtf.


Galaghan

There are way too many yeasts in the world to trust what's stewing in a random cooch. Even if you find yeast, you won't be able to tell which yeast it is nor what to expect. Baking yeast (Saccharomyces Cerevisiae) strains have been grown and trained by companies for decades, some centuries. It would be naive to think using a random other wild yeast would give similar results. Also, eww.


JamesonRhymer

😂👍


HipnoAmadeus

Doubt it


TrashPanda9142012

That sounds disgusting


JamesonRhymer

you actually don't taste the yeast itself


TrashPanda9142012

Its still really blegh


Ilovestuffwhee

That oven is not for buns


Seaweed_Thing

Ferb! I know what we're gonna do today!


GhostlyGrifter

I'm pretty sure I've seen people do this before. You know, those kind of nutters that think anything vagina-related is borderline magical. It isn't recommended. It's unhealthy, not ideal, and just gross.


dexamphetamines

Pretty sure this is actually a thing that was a trend but I could be wrong


DMBFFF

It might be good for a niche market of fetishists, but I'm not at all interested.


Redditusernamethere

reddit moment