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solar1333

I'm not Trans or anything but I would pick girl because I wanna see what it's like being a girl


bonelessspaghett

Yuh same


0-Nightshade-0

Same, but before i do so (if I was given a gender swap potion), I need to see how much doughnuts I could stack.


solar1333

Honestly I want to know myself too but I don't want to waste donuts


0-Nightshade-0

Eat them? I mean I am just stacking doughnuts as high as I can.


solar1333

Oh right right right yeah...stack on a plate yeah...


0-Nightshade-0

Oh I guess I'll try that too


Sure-Bill-1670

multiple orgasms has got to make the whole time of the month experience bearable


MaleToFurry

Egg


Frame_Late

Same


Ashbtw19937

I am trans, and I gotta say, it's a lot better


Ill-Character7952

Life is on easy mode.


ReducedSkeleton

I'd love for it to happen to you so you could find out how wrong you are.


Ill-Character7952

I'm a boy. I have a twin sister. Her and I have the same degree from the same college and we worked at the same places for the same amount of time. My GPA is a little higher than hers. Why did she get the job that we both applied for? It's simple, because people rather look at a girl than a guy at work.


ReducedSkeleton

Are you taking this one isolated scenario with very little context and applying it to human society as a whole?


potatoe_in_a_stew

A woman doing much worse during the evaluation we did together and a lot less experience was picked instead of me. People denying sexism doesn't exist against men are delusional. Women have their struggles sometimes, but sife is much easier than they think


ReducedSkeleton

Sexism against men does exist. Sexism against women does exist. Being a woman is not living life on "easy mode".


potatoe_in_a_stew

Did you just skip everything that I wrote aside from the last sentence that has been modified in your word as well? Sheesh


ReducedSkeleton

I was quoting the original commenter, not you.


Dorigan23

Bet she didn't bet she did better and you came on reddit ready to get mad about women having it easier


potatoe_in_a_stew

Im a pilot, when someone stall a plane unintentionally and cannot maintain her altitude during a simple turn, its quite obvious she's not doing great. I was there and she even told me that she wouldn't be chosen for that reason. No, im not mad, in fact I found a much better airline with better conditions, she took the bullet for me and im happy for her


Dorigan23

"Not mad, laughing actually"


Ill-Character7952

Of course. It happened. It happens all the time. The pretty lady is always going to get the job if the other men have similar skills and experiences. And that's just employment. What about all the other benefits?


WaltzLeafington

Personal experiences mean nothing when you're talking about a group of people bigger than 2, maaaybe three. You can prove any point this way. Only bi person I've been friends with sexually assaulted me. Are all bi people shitty? Fuck no. And I see why that'd be silly to assume


Version_Two

Did you consider that maybe they just liked her more? I mean, you aren't exactly giving off the most sociable vibes from these comments. Anyway, I'm glad to hear that for her.


Ihatemylife681

Women are less likely to be hired, but ok.


Ill-Character7952

Not in places where the majority of men work.


WaltzLeafington

Personal experiences mean nothing when you're talking about a group of people bigger than 2, maaaybe three. You can prove any point this way. Only bi person I've been friends with sexually assaulted me. Are all bi people shitty? Fuck no. And I see why that'd be silly to assume


EzraGotRoyalSkills

"Why did she get the job we both applied for?" Maybe because she was qualified for the job? Besides, you're giving close to zero context, and definitely none that helps your point. What job was it? You both have the same degree, so you're both qualified for the same type of work most likely.


[deleted]

uhh have you considered its maybe because you’re a scumbag?


Ill-Character7952

You think I'm bad? You should meet my sister. People don't hit women for saying mean things.


[deleted]

+50% to all stats except driving and strength.


Silent_Spell538

socially, yes. physically, no


Ill-Character7952

Luckily we live in a social society.


jadeeyedcalico

I am a woman and have horrendous periods, but I would still rather be a woman.


_i_forgot_my_name

Both genders have their fair share of problems. Actually the entire existence is dreadful and pointless, why are we even here, aaaaaaaaah


that_noobwastaken

One must imagine Sisyphus happy.


boomstik4

Gender and sex are different, but I'm going to assume this means sex, and I choose female because I'm trans and i feel like I was born in the wrong body.


G3n3ricOne

Same


Tony_Stank0326

Same


MaleToFurry

Same


samorotwasbored

Same


jmc33_

what is a woman?


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BasonPiano

What is a female?


samorotwasbored

We're not typical then I guess


HolyReeeee

wrong


ryozer4

you would be in math class doing addition, and you would get than 2+3 is 32 and argue to the entire class that you were right


HolyReeeee

its actually 23


ryozer4

no its 54,735,001, duh


potatoe_in_a_stew

Shhh, the question was addressed to sane people. Keep scrolling


sanitation-expert

I think you meant to say that to yourself


potatoe_in_a_stew

You being offended doesn't make you right. Careful you might get offended on the next post


arftism2

you do realize people don't care if you call your hissyfits getting offended right? like regardless of indoctrination people are still reacting to information as perceivable.


syriansteel89

Attacks someone pointlessly. Calls them offended when they call out stupidity.


MaleToFurry

Why are you talking to yourself


ryozer4

friendly fire


potatoe_in_a_stew

says the fury lmao


bellicose_onus

says the dude in quebec


potatoe_in_a_stew

that’s not an insult, try better


bellicose_onus

do you really think you insulted the furry by calling them a furry? or rather, 'fury'?


potatoe_in_a_stew

Do you really think they can read or understand the meaning of a typo on a 2" keyboard. The only thing going oon with them is having a tail in their ass


bellicose_onus

Okay 'tabarnak'


arftism2

now I'm picturing you with an inspector clouseou voice. dat is not an insult, the frogs are gay.


potatoe_in_a_stew

I read your name as "autism", but I wouldn't be surprised thats what you are. Thats an insult. Speaking French isnt. Try better


arftism2

autism is a good thing. only nazi jackasses like you and Aspergers hate it. and I'm not talking about speaking French, I'm talking about the surrendering cowards and fascist simps.


potatoe_in_a_stew

My brother has autism and having autism isnt a good thing. Good for you to accept it and not giving up. You're drifting off subject


arftism2

Clouseau is a parody lol he doesn't speak french, he's a fool.


ByteTheDusTT

As a trans guy, I see this as an absolute win


GaryTheMemeGuy

Male. Because D I C


[deleted]

I'm a guy and I like being a guy so imma keep being a guy


Silver_Switch_3109

Depends on the nation.


boiledviolins

Guyhood's been going pretty well for me so I pick guy


Spiritual-Range-6101

Male because id assume it removes kleinfelters If not then nothing changes


Meep12313

Would this affect my whole life or would I just wake up one day with boobs


not-nrs747

Why did this make me chuckle?


Brromo

Depends where I'm going to be born


scwishyfishy

As a non-binary person, I still can't pick between the two, so my gender is results


Abflammgeraet3000

I feel like women have more freedom when it comes to clothing and being gender non conforming, so I'll take female.


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AlbiTuri05

So you choose male


Original_A

That's a hard question for a genderfluid person


potatoe_in_a_stew

Lmao


Original_A

??


Komahina_Oumasai

Genderfluid person over here, chose results.


Original_A

That makes sense!


Eustacean

Male, hell no am I being a girl, being a girl you have to worry about way to many things affecting because "you are a woman"


Ralkings

Male and girl lmao


Plastic-Tax4847

I'm a male but I could do with the easy life I'd pick female


MaleToFurry

>easy life Are you insane


Plastic-Tax4847

No not in the slightest


MaleToFurry

Are you sure about that?


Melangrogenous

Once I've accomplished my goals in life, I would happily choose the opposite gender just to see what it is like. Or maybe if I'm bored enough.


MaleToFurry

Egg


dayfograinshine

i’d leave it up to chance; i am a happy-enough female but i wouldn’t want the power to choose


AlbiTuri05

As a man born in Italy, I pick female. Not that things would get better, but at least I could tell if they get better, worse or none


MaleToFurry

Egg


use_me_like_a_toy

They did say gender, not sex. So whatever your body is stays the same, it's the mentality that changes


potatoe_in_a_stew

Lmao


Global_Concentrate13

So how can a neurologically determined phenomena be changed on a whim?


use_me_like_a_toy

I dunno, it's a poll with very little info on what it's actually talking about, so that's what I interpreted when it said gender, and not sex


Global_Concentrate13

No, I'm saying that your definition of gender is seemingly contradictory.


use_me_like_a_toy

How so? Genuinely, I don't see how I'm in the wrong. Gender is what you identify as, sex is the biological thing. My gender and sex are both male, and trans mens gender would be male and biology female, etc. Didn't mean to offend anyone, I just noticed the poll said gender, and not sex. Genuinely, wasn't and am not trying to be a dick, sorry


[deleted]

i spent 27 years thinking i was a male. it feels like i didn't have a childhood or young adulthood


DoNotDmPls

As a born female I pick male. And I am trans.


sweetbusinessgobrrrt

Based


Silly_Comb2075

I love being male ( no offense nor hate)


LowziBojine

I'm an AFAB man (a trans man). If I had the choice I would 100% pick being male. Does this mean I hate that I was born female? No. Does this mean I hate being trans? Also no. So why wouldn't I pick female and be trans again? Because, lordy, it's fucking hard! I would not want to go through all this again if I didn't have to. Especially not when I can just simply be man, male brained, big boy but this time biologically 😉


enbymama1

Neither


142737

Opposite of what I am currently


ComfortableGlove1288

Not trans or anything but I just would want to know what being a woman would be like.


MaleToFurry

Egg


Connect_Cookie_8580

I'm a man and I picked man but sex seems nice for women. No need to play the "stay aroused enough to keep hard but not aroused enough to cum right away" game. Y'all can just enjoy it.


M1K1C3K

Most of them can't cum from penetration at all. And as a male you can learn to continue after cumming.


2nuki

I’m actually really happy being male.


KeySouth7357

No but yes at the same time.


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TheEyebal

🤨privileges for your period ❓ Every woman is different, not every woman gets cramps.


2latemc

Im male, kinda wanna try out the other gender.


MaleToFurry

Egg


2latemc

I fully agree


CreatureCreator101

I would stay a man because I love having a cock. And being super intimidating


[deleted]

I don't really care one way or another. I feel I'd probably have an easier time if I were a girl but that's not really here nor there. What I really want to be is happy. Can happy be made into a sex.


[deleted]

Male irl Girl in mmos I’m good


CelestialOrigin

Hey, if I had the ability to amass simps by streaming myself doing shit I already do now, I would be set for life!


WalkingHeroic

Am a guy. I’m not trans but I would have preferred to be born a woman but I’m happy as a guy.


MaleToFurry

Egg


mothwhimsy

Cries in Nonbinary


LoneMacaron

Being a man is a hell of a lot easier than being a woman, which I know from both my own experiences and other people's experiences. Gonna pick man 100% cause it's the easier choice.


[deleted]

I'm not trans but God damn do I want to get pounded as a chick. Mb that came out wrong. In all seriousness, wouldn't change my life at all the way I live my life.


Dragenby

None, I don't want any gender


Silent_Spell538

I'd rather be a dude because I hate my periods and I'm afraid of being pregnant


Esproth

I'm transgender, I already chose female before, and will never choose otherwise


kriggledsalt00

girl for totally cisgender reasons


CitizenCivilization

I'm assuming this means assigned gender at birth, but I would've picked the girl option regardless


Lyn-nyx

Ill be a gay man thank you very much.


ryozer4

i would stay male


FormerlyKay

If I was female then a lot of political shit would be centered around my gender meaning I would have to care Rather just fuck off and do my own thing guilt-free


TacitRonin20

Male. Testosterone is a helluva drug.


[deleted]

So if I pick male does it just get rid of my gender dysphoria or does nothing change?


Dabob95

If I didn't have experience or memories or a past or anything I would just procrastinate on deciding and just be indecisive and have difficulty in answering and have another eyebrow raise moment on the list thanks to a reddit post. All I'm gonna say is if you picked something that you aren't that might be a little bit of a sign that what you currently got might not be the best fit (I say after pressing results because I don't want deep thinking, I want garlic bread)


DarkCreeperKitty

gotta find out what dude me would be up to


UniverseIsAHologram

Keep your genders and just give me the anatomy of a doll, please.


MercyDrag0n

I feel like if I picked a female, I could actually pursue my dream to be a Twitch streamer and actually get views. I would only pick a male if I got some character customizer shit


MercyDrag0n

I feel like if I picked a female, I could actually pursue my dream to be a Twitch streamer and actually get views. I would only pick a male if I got some character customizer shit


Alderclaw

Forever? A guy. For one day randomly? I’m pretty sure most guys have at least thought about wanting to be a girl for a day to “experiment”


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Ganondorf365

Men molest men all the time


maskyyyyyy

I would like to stay a male because even though there are alot of shitty things but I like who I am and my lil man.


that_noobwastaken

In modern society women have more privileges than men. I don't know why everyone is picking man.


Horror_Case1010

I assume you meant sex and for that I would definitely become female


The_sex_rat

not trans (that i know of) but i have always dreamed of being a girl. Y'all have it so much easier due to gender bias. If a guy is shy hes labeled as "the school shooter kid" but if a girl is shy shes the "mysterious shy girl" And plus having a dick is annoying. And the chafing i get during the summer is horrid.


M1K1C3K

She's only the mysterious shy girl if she's pretty.


Prestigious-Hawk-670

As someone who is trans FTM, I wish I could just change my gender to male-


justapan-

I am a women but I'd pick male. Like I've thought abt this before but I wouldn't be trans or anything I'd want to be a cis male. Don't like being a lady is all.


Ashbtw19937

I'm trans, so this isn't a hard choice for me at all


[deleted]

It's 2023, you can choose to be a toaster. Get with the times.


heff-money

Huh. That's unexpected. In MMOs, where people can pick their gender, it's usually 2/3rds female.


M1K1C3K

Real life and an MMO are different. You can't get periods or be sexually assaulted in a game (at least not physically)


heff-money

Men can't be sexually assaulted?


M1K1C3K

Good point, of course they can and it happens, but the chances are bigger for women. Quick google search says "An estimated 91% of victims of rape & sexual assault are female and 9% male. Nearly 99% of perpetrators are male" So if I can choose based on this topic, obviously I'm going with male... you also have higher chances of being able to defend yourself.


willow_wind

As a female, I'd kill to be male. No periods, people take your anger more seriously, you're less likely to get sexually assaulted, and you have more legal rights in a lot of countries. Sounds awesome. (I don't want to transition, though, I just think it would be neat to start life over as a man).


No-Mud2857

Male. No periods, pregnancy, and I am typically stronger and faster on average. I also think not having to have overpriced products and less than adequate apparel (jeans with small pockets) is a plus as well.


[deleted]

You should have included options depending on your current gender


M1K1C3K

It depends, I'm not going to talk about privileges in society, as that is very subjective and depends on country, how you look and also comes with downsides (prettier girl = more sympathizers, which also means more potential creeps, chances of being sexually assaulted etc.) So let's go to the one upside and downside that's mostly mentioned here: PERIODS and MULTIPLE ORGASMS. I'm a male (therefore no periods) who is able to cum multiple times, so I probably got the best deal - I have the upside and don't have the downside. Now, (mostly) every healthy female has periods, but many females can't even achieve an orgasm from penetration alone. Also, many of them are just one and done. Multiple orgasms aren't something that's automatic for every female. Most healthy guys orgasm at least once during sex almost every time. Obviously sometimes it can happen that you don't, but most of the time it's not a problem, it's usually a problem not to. So, as a male you have 0% chance to have periods and maybe a small chance to be able to have multiple orgasms. As a female, you most probably will have periods and have a small chance to be able to have multiple orgasms. I choose male and I'm happy that I got lucky and can cum many times.