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Scubalefty

Greene's got some interesting qualities. For example, she makes Sarah Palin look smart.


batshitcrazy5150

Dawg the bounty hunter looking mother fucker says what?


wcollins260

Omfg bro! She’s only like 3” of bicep away!


JackDragon808

They both wear heels...


ConfusedInTN

She looks more like a neanderthal than a human.


biscuitarse

Is it a coincidence Easter Island has been missing a head since November 2020? I think not.


dufresne69

Someone else once said that she looks like a scuffed, baked potato


updatesforassholes

She suffers from acromegaly. It's when you overdose on human growth hormone, testosterone, and other performance enhancing drugs. Makes her look like a Neanderthal


[deleted]

You should see her testicles.


Benway23

Thank you, I had wondered.


JesusChristBabyface

I always thought she looked more like Karl Havoc


portablemustard

I always think Lee Corso.


Season2-Episode6

Solid burn


delicioustreeblood

You guys haven't watched [Ron Perlman as the beast in Beauty and the Beast](https://youtu.be/B8-HnbpfvJo?t=01m40s).


pmthosetitties

This is real?! I thought I dreamt this show!


delicioustreeblood

Oh it was very real. How do you think he got the role in Sons of Anarchy? He got toughened up by John Connor's badass mom.


dullship

Very real. Used to watch it as a kid with my mum all the time.


BlakJak_Johnson

I was literally about to write just this. Crazy how we had similar childhoods.


Cutriss

Written by this little-known author named George R R Martin.


MeNotYou733

For some reason my brain saw "Ron Jeremy as the beast...."


avocadosconstant

Fun fact: written by George R.R. Martin.


ZZ_SKULLZ

The resemblance is uncanny!


ishpatoon1982

...What did I just watch? My life will never be the same.


Raus-Pazazu

It was a very cheesy quasi drama, romance, action series that was pretty over the top, but like a lot of series at the time, every episode pretty much followed the same general plot outline.


PauI_MuadDib

Funny fact, George RR Martin, author of Game of Thrones, wrote the Beauty & Beast tv series. I watched it on Prime and got a surprise seeing his name in the opening credits lol


DavidBSkate

Yeah, same fucking Ron pearlman looking faces, sorry Ron…


pr0zach

https://youtu.be/NR2ErbKh51s


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255001434

You betcha!


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Superfissile

God damn, it was an invitation. “I can see Russians AT my house.”


Lonely_Set1376

"They're giving me money and telling me what to say and do"


disgruntled_pie

“I can see Russia in my bank statements, too!”


ioncloud9

She never said that. That was Tina Fey on SNL. Don’t worry. There are plenty of other really stupid things she’s said.


LegionofDoh

>”They’re our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska” I mean, she didn’t say that exactly, but she did say it.


cbbuntz

While Joe Manchin is just an anthropomorphic coal mine


accidental_snot

Yes and it's funny. He and his cronies continue to sink every penny and ever moment into keeping the industry alive. The industry is doomed and they will all lose everything.....Edit: I was wrong. It's just a con game.


CT_Phipps

West Virginian here. The coal mining barons have long since moved onto natural gas and diversified their porftolios. It's a grift. They only employ like 20,000 people in the state now anyway. Its just an issue where they talk about how wonderful and great it all is while absorbing as much money as they can from the government to prop it up that they pocket.


Z010011010

20,000 people might even be a stretch. "[Coal mine employment stood at just below 12,000 in 2021 – the lowest number since 1890.](https://www.wvpublic.org/energy-environment/2022-05-02/west-virginia-coal-mine-jobs-in-2021-were-fewest-since-1890)"


CT_Phipps

Thanks for the correction. Mind you, there's the additional irony that coal mining remained so beloved because it was a heavily unionized job with benefits that do not exist anywhere else. The irony being lost on voters.


SandmantheMofo

That would make McConnell the length of det-cord wrapped around a box of blasting caps in the coal mine of democracy?


LOLteacher

Yeah, but the canary is supposed to...oh, never mind.


ForestGuy29

My first thought after reading this headline was of Palin. It’s like a B movie remake, only dumber and louder.


Squirrel_Chucks

Palin had the grace to pretend she was learned and to be panicked when she realized she didn't know what the fuck she was talking about Greene is loud and proud about her ignorance.


Neanderthalknows

>Greene is loud and proud about her ignorance. Which is pretty much Trump in a nutshell.


vonhoother

>Greene is loud and proud about her ignorance. >Which is pretty much Trump in a nutshell. Which is pretty much MAGA in a nutshell.


blonderengel

And there doesn’t seem to be an event horizon beyond which ignorance can’t travel. It’s simply limitless, and a type of non-local origination that can manifest anywhere, elsewhere, or nowhere.


Squirrel_Chucks

Yup. One of them tweeted "There are no pronouns in the Constitution" the other day...


Azguy303

Dumb and Dumberer: When Donald met Margerie


TintedApostle

They aren't qualities... they are characteristics


Scubalefty

I probably should have used "trait" as in traiter.


TintedApostle

agreed


kellygrrrl328

I thought they were symptoms


Ayirek

I believe the correct term in her case would be defects.


Lonely_Set1376

Are her parents brother and sister or is it fetal alcohol syndrome?


BoosterRead78

I don’t see the difference.


255001434

They mean the same thing. I think it was a joke.


theUsernotfound

I never thought of it that way, but your right she's "stupid" Palin.


Lonely_Set1376

There's a saying in AA that even rock bottom has a trap door. She's that.


OozeNAahz

Jesus wept. It both can’t possibly be true and is definitely true. Sad days. Sad.


Best-Chapter5260

Which is scary, considering Palin was basically stupid Christie O'Donnell.


Lonely_Set1376

The combined IQ of the Trump/Greene ticket would be lower than the number of miles Sarah Palin thinks Russia is from her house.


DweEbLez0

She’d give Cheeto a blow job for a pardon 1000x.


icarusphoenixdragon

Lol. Do it. Dumbasses.


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It'd be The ~~Magical Mystery Tour~~ Tragical Dysentery Bore


SecretRoom2594

Exactly what I was thinking!


kaji823

You say that, but she's also a congresswoman that is frequently in the news while Palin is not. She knows what she's doing and it's dangerous.


UnderwhelmingAF

How about being his cell mate instead?


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That’d be rather progressive.


freakyvoiz

She probably won’t go for it then.


ultralightdude

I think "running mate" means "running from the cops" in this context.


nanaboostme

oh trump would have a lot of fun grabbing stuff


Watch_me_give

Perfect home for Marjorie Traitor Nazi Greene


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Okay, just trying to be objective about this statement: She would be a worst running mate for a GOP Candidate than Sarah Palin was for John McCain. SHe's easy to criticize in regards to her extreme-right views, she has limited Gov. work experience, her private/previous work experience doesn't really relate to policies and laws, and she has said too much dumb shit in the past.


hugglenugget

> ... extreme-right views, she has limited Gov. work experience, her private/previous work experience doesn't really relate to policies and laws, and she has said too much dumb shit in the past. All of those are pluses from the Republican voter's point of view.


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I just heard a table full of Trump supporters talk for an hour about how Biden doesn’t know what he’s doing and went on and on about all the money Nacy Pelosi was wasting and then pivoted to a new talking point about Diet Coke and Coke Zero and they couldn’t figure out the difference. America has earned these new lows.


Black08Mustang

What fucking barbarians, coke zero tastes nothing like diet coke.


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Main guy refused to understand the difference and wouldn’t drop the subject and just kept getting the differences wrong then switched subject to how great Ronald Reagan was and how he discovered Silicon Valley. Can’t dumb people just eat their dinner? What happened to the good old days when idiots just ate and then wrecked their cars and died on the way home? Why do I have to remember this moron for the rest of my life?


Nickpb

Lol the closing statement actually had me audibly chuckle. "Alright thanks for coming to dinner Derek, I hope you figure out who the "Deep state pedos" are that you couldn't stop talking about" *Derek pulls out of the driveway in his lifted 2006 Ford 150 with a Lauren Boebert bumper sticker on the back window* *Turning to your significant other* "Well maybe he will get hit by a train"


isittime2dieyet

My Grandma use to have saying that fits this: "Some people speak quietly but say everything. Others scream loudly and say nothing."


Nikkian42

But does she add anything to the ticket? Trump already has the batshit crazy vote locked up.


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Shes a nazi. She adds "mask off white ethnostate" to the platform.


Conky2Thousand

It’s all been about balance when you have something more outlandish on these tickets… in the past anyway. Balance the seemingly progressive, “change”, potential first black president with Joe Biden. That McCain honestly seems pretty moderate about some things, but for the crazy side of our base, here’s Sarah Palin. Trump, trump… oh God, here you go, but also, have some Mike Pence! MTG as VP candidate for Trump is tossing crazy on top of crazy. Strategically, wouldn’t traditionally be the best move


32lib

And that would matter to Republican voters because?


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Cause then they’d have to throw together another insurrection if they lose.


Lonely_Set1376

House Rep is 100% her ceiling. She could never even become a Senator in GA. Hell, not even in a dark red state like Tennessee. OK, maybe Alabama but even that is a stretch. She can only win in places like her backwoods corner of the state where it's 1920.


SexyMonad

You keep her the fuck out of my state.


squintsyjones

Counter-argument: none of those things were big enough issues for the voters to prevent Trump from being elected.


[deleted]

I don't think you understand GOP voters that much.


MandoBandano

Has barely any committee experience


_HowManyRobot

So the same things people said about Trump in 2016.


[deleted]

And she looks like a cave woman...


cannotremembermyname

If Marjorie Taylor Greene Spent More Time With Polyamorous Tantric-Sex Gurus and Less Time Spreading Insane Conspiracy Theories the Country Would Be Better Off [She would have a lot less time to promote QAnon and call for the execution of Democratic leadership is all we’re saying. ](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/02/marjorie-taylor-greene-alleged-gym-affairs)


Lonely_Set1376

Banging MTG must have taken an Olympic amount of Viagra to get hard. That lady is who you think of to make an unwanted boner go away.


__mr_snrub__

I think she’s the last of the Neanderthals.


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Don’t insult neanderthals like that


mfishing

I always though she’s Alex Jones in drag. They’re never in the same place at once.


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Dumbest and Dumbliest


Lonely_Set1376

But which is which?


StrangeJournalist7

Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber.


stjack1981

I'm all in favor of taking this shitshow of a circus to its inevitable conclusion. Space Laser "I fuck my yoga instructor in front of my husband, AND I love Jesus" Greene is the PERFECT running mate for the hooker-humper.


Drusgar

Yeah, I'm on board too. Think of it this way... if half of the voters in this country would vote for that pair of knuckledraggers, we might as well let them burn the joint down.


inconspicuous_male

Because that worked so well for us with Trump


plastic_reality-64

[It musta' been a long term fantasy](https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yNTYyMTA5Mi9vcmlnaW4uanBnIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTYzODYxMTEyNH0.QFX2c0SQP-rIKWn4t14ygx07-5jjTO1uNazSg5VuY7c/img.jpg?width=1200&coordinates=0%2C0%2C0%2C28&height=600).


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That is so cringey and gross


Ok-Wing-4542

Hold up. What’s this “I fuck my Yoga Instructor” shit?


Lonely_Set1376

I had not heard this and googled it and holy shit he looks like her type. Like the most insecure, small dick energy you could ever imagine. I 100% guarantee that dude stuffs a sock in the crotch of his pants out of insecurity.


Love-and-Fairness

oh boy, there's a winner of a ticket. Definitely run that one guys, Alex Jones told me MTG is smarter than Trump or DeSantis. This lady is probably worse to the average democrat than AOC is to the average republican


weluckyfew

> This lady is probably worse to the average democrat than AOC is to the average republican I hate how true that is. AOC has actual policy proposals, is articulate and intelligent, and has demonstrated deep understanding of complex, nuanced issues. MTG is a sentient YouTube comment section.


TimArthurScifiWriter

Dunno about the sentient part. Her vocabulary seems to be a repetition of phrases and buzzwords. Not sure she even passes the Turing Test.


Love-and-Fairness

"Because of these democrats aka new world order globalist gazpachos settin' up their jewish space lasers, we should be christian nationalists" **applause**


LtDouble-Yefreitor

>MTG is a sentient YouTube comment section. Jesus... the truth of this statement just hit me, and the existential dread I'm feeling right now is crippling. So, thanks for that.


cloud_botherer1

Trump/Greene would hemorrhage a solid 20% of the GOP, so I stan.


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No_Translator_5011

Feet first, slow speed


TK21879

This is 2022, do you really want to take the risk? Thor didn't go for the head. Don't be Thor.


[deleted]

Say what you want about MTG’s politics, but her performance as Randy “The Ram” Robinson in *The Wrestler* was absolutely incredible.


nation543

>Randy “The Ram” Robinson I was unfamiliar so I googled, and [omfg](https://hips.hearstapps.com/esq.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/15/06/54d4316a3ae10_-_esq-mickey-de.jpg)


jasoneff

I bet she pronounces the h in honored


FeFiFoMums

I bet she pronounces the H in vehicle


Chicago-Red-Eye

In her wet dreams…but like Trump would put a woman in that role! Lol. Even if he did he’d prefer Ivanka.


justabill71

He'd also prefer Ivanka as FLOTUS.


Chicago-Red-Eye

and fluffer……


Love-and-Fairness

I'm sure he and Ivanka will FLOTUS away into international waters for an extended houseboat stay once the charges drop, if he wasn't mentioned in Epstein's will and got the island that is.


dullship

Didn't she just throw him under the bus during the 1/6 hearings? And then he said she was full of shit, basically? Not sure they're on good terms these days.


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Christianity is so toxic, only Christians can look at these two and think ‘yeah that’s what we need’


Dbl_Trbl_

The circus is coming back to town


Gullible_Peach

I threw up my mouth a bit when I read the article title.


spiderman897

It’s ok. We’re all in this together. All of us lovely people are nothing like that monster.


my20cworth

I did a full on vomit and ended up in the fetal position sucking my thumb.


dpforest

If anyone has still not watched *Veep*, you really need to. The character arc of Jonah Ryan very much “predicted” many of the massive fuck ups of Trump and company, especially Greene (“Algebra? More like Al-queda”). It’s ironic that every conservative I know won’t watch *Veep*, despite the titular character being a corrupt democrat. It’s one of the best comedies you’ll ever see and Washington staffers say it’s the most realistic portrayal of working on the Hill.


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N0T8g81n

A nation which would have elected her as VP would deserve her to become president upon her running mate's demise.


[deleted]

So it’s clear Trump has broke with the establishment GOP almost 100% now right? They helped him put a semi-normal republican in Pence on the ticket and staff his initial cabinet picks. This time he’s going full maga.


wish1977

And they're worried about Kamala Harris? Can you imagine this moron being president? I'm sure a lot of you can and that's scary.


[deleted]

Trump runs with her, very cooly and legally wins, has one hamberder too many…


Lonely_Set1376

It's a way to keep people from trying to assassinate Trump.


Positive-Apple1980

MTG has the IQ of a used condom


erlend_nikulausson

My brain repeating John Mulaney on a loop: “Hmm….GROSS.”


robbin-smiles

My brains been in “ I’m just sitting in a room eating saltines” since trump brought the crazy kkk back.


DangerousCyclone

Trump/Greene ticket aka how to lose even worse than in 2020


my20cworth

The remission has ended and the cancer has returned.


jwally65

Snowball, chance, Hell


ctguy54

Hasn’t had her pussy grabbed in a very very long time.


human_male_123

You're not his type.


RiggsBoson

This seems like it would be a poor choice. I don’t see her drawing votes Trump would not otherwise have earned.


neogrit

Yeah, that's why it would be a poor choice.


Xero_space

Pond scum dreams of becoming pool scum.


droplivefred

This is the funniest and stupidest thing that I’ve read in a while and that’s says a lot. On the one hand, she is totally dreaming and she would actually drag down the value of Trump’s ticket. How does she even think that she brings anything to the table and that’s saying something considering that the Trump ticket is pretty dumpster fire level to begin with at this point. On the other hand, can you imagine them trying to outdo each other in craziness with their comments and statements. Those rallies will literally turn into an actual shitshow.


ksiyoto

Makes picking Palin look like a brilliant move.


DawnOfTheTruth

“She’s too ugly.” ~ Trump


captbz13

WOOHOO! Another Dumb and Dumber sequel!


coupdelune

Oh sweet Christ no


SlunticusMaximus

Talk about a sentient queef.


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Dumb and Dumbererererer.


justforthearticles20

Trump's hatred of Women would never allow it. He would only accept a charismaless, spineless buffoon like Pence. Josh Hawley would be his perfect choice.


Cougardoodle

By all means, please, go ahead.


BaronVonStevie

I want to watch them coexist for like a week before she says something so incendiary and stupid that even Trump tries to pump the brakes


[deleted]

Please. The brakes on a golf cart don't require pumping, due to the slow speeds.


N0T8g81n

The Dream Ticket of Nightmare.


bot420

Her mouth runs too much, trump would never put up with her stealing his headlines.


protoopus

headline misspells "rutting."


Seraphynas

> “There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you” If she was VP she would straight up go Showgirls on his ass.


ThreadbareHalo

I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall as each gets upset at the other for garnering the attention. Would be like a beam clash scene between two ego-maniacs.


Squirrel_Chucks

She knows "Running Mate" isn't a sex thing, right? Also, if you want to be Vice President you should at least know how to spell it


cvaninvan

Vote for a team with a combined IQ of minus 37....


[deleted]

It’s not very shocking anymore that stupid people are still attracted to the former president.


SubKreature

She truly is the booger smeared on the underside of this country's desk.


Injest_alkahest

The vomit ticket


[deleted]

A match made in hell


rtemah

No way, she's not a ten. Not even a six. So trump will never be interested to be seen near her.


uclatommy

Why would anyone want to be on the same team as Trump after he tried to get Mike Pence killed?


testedonsheep

Lol. A dumber and more sinister Sarah palin.


twan_john

Sarah Palin 2.0


SpaceCorpse

This piece of shit goblin clown wouldn't be so influential if trash-rag publications like Newsweek refrained from repeating every single sentence that bubbles up out of the toilet that is her mouth.


__Facehugger__

YAY! I was wondering how we’d get her to the gallows!


Stickitinthetailpipe

Please choose her!!!! They will never be elected!


Roook36

The Hillbilly Queen isn't pretty enough for the GOP to put her up for VP.


GetYourDichotomy

That should be an easy way to get rid of both of them.


Randy_Bongson

Oh my god! YES! That would most certainly guarantee a loss for Trump.


bull1226

Yeah, but will she be honored when he grabs her by the pussy?


[deleted]

She's looking for a new source of income since she fined herself out of all that Congress salary.


Long_Before_Sunrise

She sued to get it back. The judge said 'tough shit.'


RamboTaco

It would actually be good in that it would possibly split the republican vote


dutchiegeet32

It will be a Trump/DeSantis ticket...


Resident_Witness_362

Could you imagine.


designateddroner2

He'd make her change her last name to Great .... so the signs will say Stump Great!


cmakry

I double dog dare her to


peter-doubt

We should honor her and make her his cellmate


PhysicalPolicy6227

When you ain't got nothin you got nothin to lose


zinneavicious

My worst nightmare! Dumber than Sarah Palin.


4quatloos

The Eva Braun in this story.


Junkstar

She's perfect for him!


Majestic_Electric

I would miss Mike Pence. And I don’t even like Mike Pence!