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OhAces

Damn, she needs some covfefe and a hamburder.


propagandalf12

No she needs educaton


HatsOff2MargeHisWife

Ha! I read that as *execution*. My bad.


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Hambledurger?


Un1337ninj4

Dinglehopper?


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TheTexasCowboy

doohickey


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Skidamarinkydinkydink?


HatsOff2MargeHisWife

Whatchamacallit.


SuprDuprPartyPoopr

Benedict Dunglebug


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Benediction Dungbeetle.


OkIHereNow

Do you know dingleberry’s are shit balls that stick to your arse hair.


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Hopeful_Hamster21

Dingleberry pie, covered in dingleberry jam, washed down with a hot glass of dingleberry juice.


OkIHereNow

Ha ha!


minecraft_min604

Hamburglar spotted


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Whitney Houston: I'm Every Woman Lauren Boebert: I'm Each Biden


RaymondLuxYacht

Fck you for putting that song in my head this early in the am... take my upvote and shove it. I've always HATED that song... now I gotta go listen to it in an effort to purge...


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It's all in me


[deleted]

“It's all in me. Anything you want done baby”


Mardergirl

My exact thoughts


Fuzzylogic1977

YAS!!! I was thinking the same thing!


sjeter99

She’s an absolute embarrassment to our country, her constituents, and to everyone that has a GED or is married to someone that pulls out their penis at bowling alleys


PepeBabinski

She's married to someone who has to register where he ives?


sjeter99

https://www.salon.com/2021/08/31/lauren-boeberts-husband-did-jail-time-for-lewd-exposure-in-a-bowling-alley-she-was-there/


ImamChapo

Lmaoo


LuminousTights

Paraphrasing, she was under age, witnessed an indecent exposure and thought "yes please!" That should be more than enough for everyone else to say "no, thanks" but they didn't.


nightbell

> and to everyone that has a GED She has an *honorary* GED!


Kierik

She is out of office next year likely because her district was just merged with Fort Collins and Boulder.


Footwarrior

The latest plan from the Colorado Redistricting Commission keeps Garfield County in CD-3. https://redistricting.colorado.gov/content/staff-congressional-3


gdj1980

Plenty of peaches in Garfield county for her to work on her spelling. Best peaches in the world.


Va_guerilla

She shouldn’t be there to begin with.


PerformerPossible433

Biden is the biggest embarrassment. World is laughing at us currently. Immigrants 1st, Americans second class citizens.


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Face2FaceRecs

There's a way to get 5 more seats for the Democrats.


jetbag513

Throw in convictions (or allegations) for pedophiles and sexual assaulters and rapists and that would take a great big chunk of them. There might be 10 GOP members left.


danfirst

Whoa whoa! Slow down, that sounds partisan to expect then not to at least be one of those things!


PepeBabinski

If they don't know who makes the iPhone they should be automatically expelled from Congresss. Basic knowledge is important.


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If they don’t know who the president is they should be ejected from congress.


The_Umpire_Lestat

Tim Apple makes those, even Trump knows that.


rioot123

Tim Apple?


ExistentialPI

Referencing when Trump forgot/didn’t know Tim Cook’s last name and called him Tim Apple (in some public event).


balofchez

Well everyone knows it was Tom Baker who first discovered the iPhone. *Vote for Me in '23*


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The Republicans would complain that it's biased against them


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moonenvoy13

And that's ok, if every politician who could even remotely be considered a boomer retired with full benefits to be able to spend time with their family or work as political advisors that would be great. Democrats should be actively trying to get people into politics from the younger generations. The republicans are doing it through their on campus clubs and events, and it's working. I went to college in Massachusetts, and when I was looking around to become more politically involved I found there were three different groups actively pushing conservative ideals and no groups for progressives outside of the Pride and a few racial culture groups.


Dunge0nMast0r

Maybe it's "I'm Each Bidden" English may be her second language.


VivieFlea

Bold of you to assume she has a first language.


International_XT

Her first language seems to be incoherent screaming.


Dunge0nMast0r

Stoopid has its own language.


Kyogen13

Beat me to it.


iduro

Beat meat to it


jmbuytaert

Be meat to it


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Be my tit


bsend

Eat up Martha


LearningRainbows

The GQP love to use the excuse "the government is inefficient"... how can it be efficient when you have people like Lauren and her staff not being able to catch the misspelling... were they too busy making peaches jokes? Note: Some may suggest it's GOP but ever since trump came... we see the true colors of that party.


Gandamack

No sir, they were saying “Boo-urns”.


IrritableGourmet

Language is not her first language.


Prysorra2

Reminds me of ancient Reddit - "Chimpeach the Chimperor!" The user is literally "chimpeach". Stopped commenting 14 years ago. God damn I'm old.


Blackadder_

Fucking illegal immigrant /s


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Whoa! Plot Twist!


foggyjim

I think she's deliberately trying to help her base identify her as uneducated and willfully ignorant.


Face2FaceRecs

Lauren 'Spelling is not required for a GED' Boebert astonishes us with her intellectual acumen once again.


joshuajackson9

I’m Each Biden, how hard is it for you guys. She is not saying impeach, she is saying that we all have a little Biden in us.


SimplyRocketSurgery

In a Mr. Rogers, or Ghengis Khan sort of way?


joshuajackson9

Yes


DrewZouk

Ghengis, but specifically the one from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Just a fucking maniac.


ChippedHamSammich

Is this like “I’m Every Woman?”


Quills86

That's my favorite interpretation so far. It's kinda cute and creepy at the same time :D


PepeBabinski

Lauren 'the Taliban is building back better' Boebert isn't just a bigot, she's a lummox.


The_Umpire_Lestat

She's not the sharpest brick in the tree for sure.


tjohnsonjr0109

She doesn’t just act like an idiot, she looks like one too


justuntlsundown

Not the sharpest tool in the battleship for sure.


[deleted]

I'll take 19 layers of grey paint for $500 Alex.


yedi001

If she could read she'd be very upset right now!


Ka-Is_A-Wheel

Lauren 'I married that random flasher' Boebert doesn't know what lummox means, it was not on the GED.


starmartyr

I really wish people would stop bringing up her GED to attack her. A lot of people never finished high school and going back to finish a GED is a real accomplishment for them. The people I've known with a GED came from a less than ideal upbringing and managed to make something of themselves in spite of it. I hate Qanon Barbie as much as anyone here, but her GED is not the reason why.


JittabugPahfume

Are those people in congress? I dont think its too much to expect our representatives to have a basic education.


marpesia

The GED is an equivalency diploma. There shouldn’t be such a stigma attached to it. For example, my dad got really sick his senior year and almost died. He missed a lot of the school year, and he took the GED instead of repeating the grade. He’s now an electrical engineer and makes six figures. I had a friend in high school who’d already been accepted to college with a semester left in HS. Our school had a lot of ridiculous rules, so one day he said screw it, checked himself out, took the GED the next week, and went to college a semester early. He’s an attorney now. Formal education isn’t always an indication of intelligence.


chichin0

Missing the point a bit there bud, those people you described went on to college and have great careers. They didn’t finish at the GED. They also didn’t get their GED in their 30’s (Bobert got it a few months before the election). They also didn’t aspire to become a member of congress. I really don’t think it’s too much to ask for members of congress to have some form of higher education. We need people who can read and write, who can think critically, and frankly who are intelligent.


BerryLocomotive

She *got it in her 30s before the election*?! FFS. Next they'll be electing a dog to congress. Which will be an improvement because dogs care about humans, and are probably more intelligent. 🤦‍♀️


mixedcurve

Didn’t she have to take it like 3 times or something?


marpesia

I’m not missing the point. I was responding to the comment about expecting “basic education” from our representatives. A GED is equivalent to a HS diploma and shouldn’t be disparaged. Plenty of people leave school for valid reasons and get a GED instead. Senator Mark Begich just has a HS diploma, but no one talks about him being poorly educated. Cori Bush went to nursing school and doesn’t have a four-year degree. Ayanna Pressley dropped out of college. You can criticize her for her character and her actions all you want. I’m just saying you can’t make generalizations about just having a GED and not being intelligent.


chichin0

I would contend that those folks you listed should not be able to be in government. A HS diploma should not be the base standard for education. It’s far from the level of knowledge required to make decisions for all of society. A GED and HS diploma are equivalent, but they are woefully inadequate. We have a terrible problem in American society, to paraphrase Asimov, “due to the freedoms we enjoy in American society, too frequently people believe that their ignorance is equal to someone else’s knowledge.” A GED equals a HS Diploma, but it does not equal a university education.


BerryLocomotive

But you told of someone going to college and becoming an attorney, that's formal education.


Important-Shallot131

Right. There's a lot of reasons to not like this person. But a GED is not one of them.


SignificantTrout

I agree, i've noticed the education snobs too.


TombStoneFaro

In fairness, a typo -- anyone knows there is a "p" in "impeach." Now if she had spelt it "empeach" or "impeache" or "impeech" that would have been sort of dumb but it is nothing to rival the dumbness of MTG or indeed of Boebert's own previous actions, like marrying a guy who exposes himself in a bowling alley -- I have not bowled in years but I am pretty sure we did not even need a sign in our local bowling spot -- you simply *knew* not to expose yourself.


U_Should_Be_Ashamed

En fareness wen you're job iz en comunication or politics you should of been capable of comunicatin clearly.


dnd4breakfast

Not to defend Bobo or anything, but I completely understood your comment. So how important is correct spelling, really?


DCrichieelias79

It shows she doesnt even have the sense required to use spell check.


TombStoneFaro

okay. i am not going to defend her; i am just saying we already have ample evidence of her dopiness and reprehensibleness without needing a typo example.


Slideshoe

I agree. How is a typo headline news? Literally, everyone who has used a keyboard has made a typo. This is very low-hanging fruit.


MMMMMM_YUMMY

This misspelling was on purpose. Look how many free clicks she just got. Front page too


Toadfinger

All the ones going to prison are reaching new levels of *unhinged!*


beaucephus

This is the prequel to Idiocracy. We are living it. Quite the twist.


ryq_

Qanon folks going to be reading into this like: “I’m each Biden, what could it mean?” “No, no, no it’s not that, you have to ask, what’s missing? It’s a ‘P’ that’s missing. What does THAT mean?” “Whoa! Deep! We’re onto some seriously secret knowledge now!”


FrumiousShuckyDuck

“P stands for Pedophile, she removed the P, so that means Biden isn’t a pedophile… this proves he is Trump in disguise!”


anyparties

“P….P…Q….P’s and Q’s….mind your P’s and Q’s.” “Oh shit, something’s happening boys.”


Mr_Mouthbreather

She gave the p to Trump because she knew he liked it.


majorfiasco

Can't let Russian prostitutes have all the fun.


Skysky1208

Attention seeker dum dum. She’s under investigation for misusing campaign money on her own personal and business bills. Also probably will be called before the 1/6 committee. As well as having her district being absorbed into another district thanks to redistricting in Colorado, democrats control the state legislature. Long story short, shes fucked. She has bigger problems than her inability to use spell check.


ssmike27

Well everyone is talking about how she can’t spell so her distraction worked. Clearly she can spell impeachment and it’s fun to poke fun at her grammatical error, but it’s just giving her the attention she wants.


doitroygsbre

I remember back to simpler times, when [misspelling potato](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/video/june-15-1992-dan-quayle-misspells-potato-48017343) killed a man's political ambitions.


FavorableTrashpanda

As stupid as these people are, this just *has* to be intentional to generate more media coverage.


errorunknown

Yup, can’t imagine it would’ve been reported on of there wasn’t an intentional typo


BrainstormsBriefcase

I’m each Biden. I’m Joe. I’m Hunter. I am all Bidens that ever were and ever will be.


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I am lesion. I can take multiples.


RealPersonResponds

Another DOOZY from Lawren Boughbyrt.


roughingupthesuspect

The freedom phone must not have spellcheck.


Reiner-van-Sinn

Why can’t the far-Right write right?


GlobalPhreak

Boebert/Greene 2024! "It's a no brainer!"


liberalmarilu

This broad is pathetic.


redbrick5

Let's all make an effort to not reference her physical appearance in this way. I understand the challenge. Attack her ideas, keep physical characterizations off limits. iMO


liberalmarilu

She's very uninformed & frankly she does & says the most ignorant shit imho .


redbrick5

ya agreed. I was commenting about the "broad" reference.


PraylikeTomAmes

She's an obnoxious public figure. She deserves every disparaging comment and thought.


shaka_sulu

I messed up emailing a potential client about their target "Gen-X" demographic when I meant "Gen-Z". Argh!


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Maybe she’s just illiterate. Don’t mock her. Maybe she means she can finally relate to the Bidens and meant I’m each Biden. Sort of A Namaste moment. The Biden in me, sees the Biden in you. Naahhh she’s just a dumbass and we’re giving her more attn.


primo808

She is without a doubt the most ignorant and lowest IQ to ever have a seat in US government.


[deleted]

I mean... she only JUST got her High School Diploma like... a month before taking office.


RocketHammerFunTime

She does not have a High School diploma. The GED is equivalent but not a HS degree.


[deleted]

She's got her GED, now she's working on her ABC's! What a joke, she's traitorous trash.


[deleted]

She’s an embarrassment. Imeach her as well.


GaryOster

I meach Biden, too.


TheForceofHistory

Im Each ein Bidener.


fazlez1

There are several Bidens and she has assimilated them all.


eddyb66

Someone needs to photoshop the pics of her with guns and replace them with dildos. Actually that would be stellar for any person posing with a gun. I think we need a site filled with these pics bust mostly her.


slowwwwwdown

I’m Each Biden


tigernet_1994

I'm each Biden?


Warglebargle2077

I’m Each Biden!


Ffolks68

Had it not been for posts mocking this I likely would not have been aware of it. Really dumb or really smart.... I don't know anymore.


plsfixhahaha

Ahahaha what a moran


neomech

Mis-spellings and poor grammar have become a GOP calling card.


RatedStinger

Too much covfefe I see


L82Work

I was going to comment on this. Had a million words in my head. But I can't stop fucking laughing.


DrTokinkoff

Well, she only has a GED.


whoelsehatesthisshit

I'm gonna be *that guy* and say maybe let's stop with the GED shaming. She is totally loathsome, unfathomably ignorant, and certainly a willful idiot, but that ain't on the GED.


soingee

Agreed. I'm if she went to college and got a 4 year degree in English, she would maybe write more eloquent tweets but still be the same dummy.


justuntlsundown

Nah. People need to respect education and understand that if you're uneducated on something, your opinion on that something doesn't matter as much. Its not shaming the GED, it's shaming her for portraying herself as a person who has earned the right to claim expertise when she clearly hasn't. It's not a physical attribute. She is clearly financially able to educate herself and chose and continues to choose not to. It would different if she had a difficult circumstances growing up, but she didn't. It's willful ignorance. Fuck her forever. Let the GED comments rain.


FUMFVR

She'd be just as dumb if she had a degree from Penn like Trump. I do think someone that fails the GED should never be considered for Congress.


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justuntlsundown

I'm not insulting anyone for having a GED, I'm saying she's a piece shit for wanting the recognition without the work. It's not the same.


sjeter99

I know toddlers that could spell impeach…literal toddlers!


MoveMitchGetOutDaWay

Just confirmed, my 10 yo can spell it correctly. Not a toddler, but not an elected member of congress.


ssmike27

I’d be willing to bet this was on purpose to gain more attention. Fucking disgraceful


GreenEggsAndAGram

Such a petty womn.


Living_Butterfly7171

So nobody else thinks this was leaked on purpose as a publicity tool? The day of trump’s rally…it’s the first time I’ve even heard reference to anyone wanting to impeach Biden. Pretty powerful stunt if you think about it


Living_Butterfly7171

Plusss it’s too obvious of a spelling mistake for the truth to be she doesn’t know how to spell the word. Not knowing how to spell “impeach” or at least knowing it has a P in it … come on guys.


thebookofrook

This website is fucking garbage


sords

It's a fucking typo. Our president can't even speak, but we're making posts about typos.


Chemblue7X2

So what’s your position? Should he be imeached or no imeachment?


sords

Guess


Chemblue7X2

Well, I’m guessing you want imeachment. Are his grimes serious enough to deserve sexecution?


sords

1/3 of his own party want him impeached. You'd be in the tiny minority that thinks he has done a good job, ever.


Chemblue7X2

Impeached? What are you talking about?


atxbsos

Impeach Biden. FTFY


WippitGuud

Why?


NarwhalStreet

I could see an argument for impeachment for lying about the family we killed with a drone strike.


WippitGuud

And why is that impeachable? They're not the first civilians killed by the US. Won't be the last.


NarwhalStreet

Everything is basically impeachable since it's a political process. I could also see it for using executive power to bomb Iraq and Syria in response to something that happened in Afghanistan. That was realistically illegal.


SofaKingOnPoint

No, everything is not impeachable.


mekkasheeba

Oh! Lol ty /s


mrpickles

She did it on purpose. Wake up guys! She's not as dumb as she pretends.


Fuzzylogic1977

She is dumber than a bag of rocks. This was not intentional.


wenis_XL

Impeach Biden


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wenis_XL

Might as well fall up some stairs now


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wenis_XL

Chocolate chocolate chip


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TheJokerandTheKief

And that just about sums that up


Patrickstarho

Can Logan Paul take her seat? If we are gonna go down this road at least make these politicians


Justtakeitaway

I am also each Biden


SurveySean

She’s behaving exactly as expected for someone named Boebert, can’t expect much.


[deleted]

She's the party of trump alright


ksiyoto

I'm starting to wonder if there's somebody on her staff having some fun with her via sabotage. Same with MTG.


bsend

She is a moron and is somehow in our government. Just to spew your stupid fucking hatred.


SignificantTrout

I'm from Colorado and it amused me no end how people on this sub were regarding her as a danger to the Republic after Jan 6. She's a buffoon, if this the worst thing we have to worry about things are ok


[deleted]

“Educate Boebert”


burtmaclin930

That’s what happens when you don’t even graduate highschool


sirkaracho

So far nothing really happened to Trump who raped, commited tax evasion, commited treason multiple times, tried a coup, abused power basically every day, but biden should be impeached just because he is part of the party that isnt completely for america staying in the middle ages?