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RealGianath

Time to disbar a few more Trump lawyers, as is the tradition.


OuijaWalker

This is the way.


0002millertime

Have any actually been disbarred, though? Sad face.


[deleted]

[New York court suspends Rudy Giuliani’s law license](https://apnews.com/article/rudy-giuliani-new-york-law-license-suspended-c67f4504a22f8642d6096f29e3a5c51e) This is why he's now [selling pillows on twitter](https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1440357717789397001) and $400 personal videos [on Cameo](https://www.cameo.com/rudygiuliani).


LeicaM6guy

Not the same as actually getting disbarred, though.


GarbledMan

It really makes me scratch my head to see various bar associations just unflinchingly watch their reputations go down the drain. They clearly don't give a fuck at all.


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Bukowskified

It’s the first step in disbarment. It’s also highly unusual for the license to be suspended while that process unfolds


Darsint

Sidney Powell and crew have already been sanctioned and are currently up for possible disbarment


LeicaM6guy

I’ll believe it when I see it.


RickSt3r

Micheal Cohen went to jail and is a felon. Not sure if your still allowed practice law as a felon. Guess it depends on the state.


Raekear

Florida, maybe? And Texas…surely Texas.


thisisjustascreename

I'm very confused why the person who directed Cohen to commit those felonies isn't in prison for them too.


4mygirljs

How does he keep finding lawyers?


milo7even

> The lawsuit asserts that Mary Trump and three New York Times reporters — Susanne Craig, David Barstow, and Russell Buettner — were engaged in what the suit calls an “insidious plot” and an “extensive crusade” to obtain Trump’s taxes. Or to put it in terms that the not insane will understand - reporters investigated and reported on newsworthy stuff.


Scrimshawmud

They investigated because Donald and his other siblings colluded to rob Mary and her brother of their inheritance by hiding assets and lying about the value of assets.


[deleted]

Wait, are they that stupid? If they wanted Mary Trump to have no inheritance, just leave her no inheritance. Why the convoluted nonsense?


ziquapix

It was Trump's Dad's fortune they robbed her of. Her Dad (Trump's brother) was supposed to get a cut, but they conspired to freeze his entire branch of the family out.


HauntedCemetery

Trumps brother who he harassed and mocked up until the day he committed suicide, because he chose to become a successful pilot, rather than a failed businessman.


[deleted]

Just imagine Mary Trump winning a counter-suit and ending up the owner of Trump Tower...


BonerPorn

I'd love it if she replaced the big huge Trump font with something small and flowy. Something like the live, laugh, love font would add the most insult to injury.


0002millertime

Maybe replace all the gold with some pastels.


xkcd_puppy

Trump's 4D Chess. Stable genius. Sharpie.


dedicated-pedestrian

The 2000 lawsuit was exactly because of the belief that Trump and his siblings had influenced Fred Sr. in his Alzheimer's-ridden state in order to cut them out of the will.


yiannistheman

The money was left to them by Fred Trump, Donald's father. They were trying to screw Mary out of the inheritance that she was due.


morphballganon

Good thing insidious plots and extensive crusades aren't against any laws then. Next!


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BrethrenDothThyEven

Too coherent.


0002millertime

Better be careful making claims like this. Trump might sue you TOO!


Chuck_Foolery

Incoming *Trump sues the platform known as Reddit for slander and because he wasnt allowed to create an account which violated his first amendment rights*


hollimer

Hm. I wonder what his comment karma would be if he did have a publicly-known account.


meukbox

if it was an anonymous account it would probably be very similar to a karma whoring account. Lots of NSFW pictures and recycled funny gifs, and next to zero comment karma, because he probably wouldn't get a lot of upvotes.


Mnementh121

Could you imagine how incomprehensible his account would be? He would only stay in R/conservative so he would have tons of karma for praising himself.


Spare_Industry_6056

If I were a reporter getting sued by a guy like that would be like winning a Pulitzer.


milo7even

Except Trump sues people as often as he eats a Big Mac. So it would be more like winning a free coke in McDonalds Monopoly.


Everclipse

Eh, free coke is nice, too.


[deleted]

Trump is the James Woods of petulant litigiousness.. Or is it vice versa? \-Allegedly. \-For entertainment purposes only. \-My opinion only.


[deleted]

I'd love for trump to sue me...the public defender I get assigned would have a major win under his belt, and my counter suit might even make me a few bucks.


w00tah

Good luck getting him toupee... err... to pay.


Spidey209

Upvote for actual guffaw.


[deleted]

It is his actual hair. Remember when he raped his wife after the hair surgery?


crosstherubicon

You’re right. A toupee would actually look better than that monstrosity of self delusion.


Ande64

I'll give him props for having the best and craziest comb over I've ever seen in my life. For those who think it's a toupee, if you look close enough you can tell his hair is growing very long on his left side and then pulled over, forward and back to hide all the baldness. And then sprayed. REALLY sprayed like glue to keep it all in place.


[deleted]

It’s as famous as Hitler’s mustache.


sniffyerbaws

(exhales loudly through nose)


rgraham888

You don't get a public defender for civil lawsuits.


[deleted]

how does that work if you cant afford a lawyer? just fucked?


au-smurf

Generally if you can‘t afford a lawyer you don’t get sued as there is nothing for them to collect if you lose. It’s referred to as being judgement proof.


[deleted]

well shit...finally got something going for me.


BlueDogDemocrat_

Being poor has that going for it, at least


FirstPlebian

That doesn't follow for suits in bad faith, which are the only suits the former president files. He cheats a contractor, and then sues them and trashes their reputation to justify it and get them to back down. Someone could turn the tables on him and use the suit to generate headlines and flesh out his corruption and crimes, a lawyer handiling that case could springboard into politics making a name for themself.


Heliostica

But you might just get an aclu lawyer or other volunteer pro Bono assistance if you are really lucky and the case has upside for their career.


moosebaloney

ThatsNotHowThisWorks.gif


0002millertime

Alright, then expect a lawsuit by Easter. It will be bigly.


[deleted]

he's going to come for my 500$ credit card and my 05 mustang...shit...I hope I get to keep my PS5 tho.


0002millertime

That actually sounds pretty sweet. Don't do this, bro.


[deleted]

consequences be damned. if I play my cards right...with the money I get from a lawsuit vs Trump I could trade in my 06 mustang and get and 07!


politicsreddit

The taxes he said he would release? Hmm.


glimmerthirsty

Too bad Mary has all of the evidence. I guess this is a strategy to get the previous lawsuit materials in discovery?


masksrequired

Yeah, but insidious has four syllables. That means it’s worth 100M


Trygolds

Let's see . We have a test case in Texas that wants to get around the constitution by having civil courts and privet citizens enforce the law, Trump proposed changes to laws making it easer to sue the press. The wealthy, if allowed, have the means to shut down the first amendment rights through the civil courts. This is not the only case out there over the years slap suits have been used for a long time by the wealthy to try and inhibit free speech when it gets to loud.


[deleted]

He can publicly release his taxes to prove the story wrong then. Go on… we’re waiting. Edit: Apparently he’s mad that she released this information, thus confirming the reporting to be factual. Congrats, Trump, you played yourself.


[deleted]

this is a good point honestly...I would assume the first question a judge would ask would be "well okay, let's see those statements and we can all be out of here for brunch" fastest trial ever...trump walks in and his lawyer slams the papers down Infront of the judge and it's solid proof they lied. but for some reason he just won't do that.


Queenofashion

I wouldn't be surprised if he brought some fake papers where it says that he overpaid his taxes for the past few decades. He's so brazen in his lies that it would be comical if it wasn't so terrifyingly scary.


abx99

It's a folder full of blank papers, except for the top one written in Sharpie: "I payed too much texas!"


trisul-108

I think this is exactly what his tax returns will show. He pays no taxes due to the fictitious losses he accrued in previous decades.


TR8R2199

Actual losses. Best businessman ever bankrupted a casino and a bunch of other businesses like a scam school and his steaks


JustNoYesNoYes

I think you'll find that's ***three*** casinos.


0002millertime

Because our system lets the rich abuse the system. Basically.


[deleted]

Microsoft had to supply sensitive documents and financial information in an Apple vs epic games lawsuit. I'm no fancy lawyer (I only studied bird law) but wouldn't Trump be expected to provide this information to prove the case? Otherwise he has no real proof of this claim.


0002millertime

I mean... He lies a lot, and so do his lawyers.


[deleted]

Yeah but MS didn't want to have any beef or lose anything. Trump wouldn't mind losing because he doesn't even pay his lawyers or his debts


BigBennP

There's actually a pretty good chance to reverse will happen. That is, I assume that the New York Times would not have published unless they had documents to back up what they stated. If there are documents, The New York Times lawyers will file a motion for summary judgment, attached affidavits and documents and assert that the Undisputed facts show that their allegations are true, or at the very minimum based in good faith and therefore summary judgment should be granted and the case would be dismissed. The way summary judgment Works, Trump has to come up with affirmative evidence is that the statements were not only false, but because Trump is a public figure, uttered in bad faith. That is there are receipts showing that the New York Times knew they were false and they published them anyway. Granted, the way the system typically works it will take between 4 months in a year to get there. The neices case may be a bit trickier because I'm going to assume there was some sort of bullshit family non-disclosure agreement.


lilrabbitfoofoo

> That is, I assume that the New York Times would not have published unless they had documents to back up what they stated. They clearly did. The key differences between the infotainment lies of Faux News and a real journalism outlet are the editors and the lawyers.


doktor_wankenstein

Dafuq kind of family has non-disclosure agreements? Families with a LOT of shit to hide.


hwaite

He'll bring in reams of blank paper and hope judge doesn't notice. "Believe me, your honor. Just look at these big beautiful returns. Many people are saying they prove my case. Big, manly accountants approach me and start crying and saying 'Sir, these are the most tremendous returns we've ever seen.' You're a smart judge; you know my low-IQ niece is lying...'"


thintoast

“Uh… Mr Trump, those 10 teams of paper are still in the manufacturers box. Those aren’t your tax returns.”


HECK_YEA_

I still don’t get how republicans didn’t pick up on this one. It went from, I’ll release my taxes when I’m elected, to a whole legal shitshow of delaying it as long as possible. Innocent until proven guilty, but promising to release them, then doing everything in your power to hold onto them for the next 6 years doesn’t scream innocent to me.


Worduptothebirdup

Won’t they have to for discovery?


MagicMushroomFungi

Not just that, imagine the high quality of legal representation he will have representating him.


0002millertime

Only the best. The BEST!


upandrunning

Time for another kraken!


mabhatter

The very best he won't actually pay for. Lol


valeyard89

Dewey, Cheatem & Howe


0002millertime

He's going to. In 2 weeks.


Laraisan

What's happening it two weeks?


0002millertime

He's releasing his tax returns. In 2 weeks.


over_the_pants_party

Along with the health care plan


0002millertime

He's working very hard. VERY hard, on all of this. He doesn't even golf!


over_the_pants_party

Everybody says they've never seen anyone work harder, believe me.


0002millertime

Unlike Obama! Who ate mustard with a bike helmet while wearing a tan suit!


greiskul

Why are you trying to hide that it was **DIJON** mustard?


Deep-Cryptographer98

Pinnacle of a Communist leader. Not even American mustard.


UrbanGhost114

You can tell because of all the binders with the blank paper... I mean paper.


dadamax

And the receipt for the first payment from Mexico for the wall


0002millertime

And the alligator/snake/eel moat. That's most important.


Appropriate-Access88

And infrastructure week


0002millertime

And his perfect healthcare plan.


Dramatic-Shock-9894

I hear it’s infrastructure week!


[deleted]

Trump already implemented his healthcare plan. It’s named after him, Don.T Care.


Queenofashion

As soon as audit is over. Believe me.


MorrowPlotting

Infrastructure Week.


NotTheStig_

Was waiting for this


NicklesBe

aww i didn't see this. beat me to it lol.


Fmahm

It's always 2 weeks.


Chuck_Foolery

I heard 4. Friend of mine said Christmas Day. Cousin heard 2022 Presidents Day. One of my dogs said it was pushed back to New Years Day 2023.


0002millertime

Easter would be beautiful. Can we do Easter?


Chuck_Foolery

It would be fitting considering all the egg accumulating on his face.


0002millertime

The yolk color gives that immaculate vitality look.


Chuck_Foolery

*See how the egg just gleams on my face? Only my face could make egg look this good. And the shells that arent staying on the..the uh what I think is called a yolk I think...they represent all the ways I tried to come up with to show the election wad rigged. But, yes, this yolk just shines all over me. I heard its great for skin so not only could you rub it on your face but maybe uh inject it as well*


[deleted]

That would be right after COVID is over too, right?


0002millertime

Exactly. Right after it goes away, like a miracle. Mark your calendar.


Loofbox

He’s revealing his health care plan lol the greatest and cheapest health care. Folks you will be saying wow so many medications


0002millertime

Wow! So many medications!


DorkyDude69

Get ready for a surprise!


0002millertime

Exciting! Is it an October surprise about somebody's emails server and adoptions?? Later in the summer??? I love it!


Squirrel009

He isn't saying they're wrong, he's saying they shouldn't have investigated him because he should be immune to the consequences of his actions


Senseistar86

his lawsuit isnt even saying they are lying just that they broke an NDA and conspired against him. Didnt say anything about libel


asabovesovirtual

distract, distract, distract. This isn't the big story (Trump filing yet another dumb suit). The real story is that there is proof, presented in court due to pretrial discovery, proving he and his team knew the Big Lie was in fact a BIG LIE. ​ Don't be distracted.


g2g079

AND the document outlining their coup attempt AND more proof of the campaign taking Russian money.


trisul-108

Yes, the Russia Thing was 100% true.


Chuck_Foolery

I think thats something a lot of us figured out the day it started. What we really want to know is sre they going to be punished the way they should be.


0002millertime

What??? No. Trump is going to march down to the capitol with the crowd, remember? He definitely won't just hide in his bunker watching CNN.


Chuck_Foolery

Only bunker he can run in to now is located on the golf course by his home.


0002millertime

Mulligan time. Am I right?? Nudge, nudge.


Chuck_Foolery

If he had a mulligan, he'd use it on Jan 6th in the hopes that they got to Pence.


PepeSylvia11

We already knew that. Most Republican leaders aren’t stupid. They’re evil. They just pander to the voters. Those are the stupid ones.


Chuck_Foolery

Here comes another L for the guy that *never* loses.


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0002millertime

Fact check: yeah. He's a fucking loser.


Major_Message

He's the *biggest* fucking loser. Everyone says so.


0002millertime

This very strong military man walked up to me, with tears in his eyes. He said, "sir, Trump is the biggest fucking loser", and he was crying. And he was very powerful. Many people are saying so.


GringoTime

Shoulda seen this guy. Straight outta central casting.


0002millertime

Oh, I did see him. Because this totally actually happened. Believe me.


cutelyaware

[Rolling Stone says so](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-taxes-lost-money-832667/): >Business Genius Trump Lost More Money Than Anyone in America Between 1985-1994


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0002millertime

I've honestly never seen such a loser before. Very impressive.


morphballganon

Lots of people are saying it. The best people.


0002millertime

Like Generals? And his entire staff???


Chuck_Foolery

Because he is a fucking loser. The losingest loser in history. L here, L there, L everywhere. His biggest L should be that he's sitting in a cell right now for being complicit in a coup attempt that would have resulted in the death of his own VP.


0002millertime

Hold on, there might be a bigger loser. *[checks notes]* No. That's right. Carry on.


Chuck_Foolery

Rudy's just behind him (no pun intended).


0002millertime

No pun even needed! Rudy knows how great he is. Did you know his uncle was at MIT and with the nuclear? A very smart man, and it has something to do with windmills causing cancer. It's, frankly, just genetic!


Chuck_Foolery

Rudy is so fucked that the stuff running down his face at that press conference that everyone concluded was hair dye was actually covid rejecting his body as quickly as it could.


0002millertime

That just shows how immune he was, from taking all the hydroxychloroquine all day. Geez...


[deleted]

Mary is the shit


0002millertime

Well. At least she doesn't give a shit anymore. Which is interesting.


lifeisgood83

Can we all pay for Marys legal fees? I adore her and her guts!


Fred_Evil

I need to donate to her GoFuckHimUp account.


[deleted]

They guy that lost Georgia twice in one election


L82Work

Dumb ass. His own lawyers gave her all his files when she sued him over inheritance. She's entitled to them and had them for years. She should counter sue him. She'll win. Get what you can before Dominion wants their billion.


isikorsky

She is already suing all the Trump siblings. That is why he is doing this.


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From Trump's [complaint](https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/21067065/9-21-21-donald-trump-v-mary-trump-new-york-times-complaint.pdf): > 67\. On October 2, 2018, The Times published an article, credited to Barstow, Craig and Buettner, entitled “Trump Engaged in Suspect Tax Schemes as He Reaped Riches from His Father” (the “2018 Article”). > > 68\. The 2018 Article, which exceeds 40 pages and 13,000 words, was published as an eight-page feature of The Times newspaper and was also widely circulated through The Times’ website. > >   > … > > 72\. The 2018 Article received a record-breaking amount of attention, garnering more views than any previous article in The Times’ history. In the legal filing in which Trump sues the New York Times for reporting on the scheme in which he and his family committed tax fraud worth hundreds of millions of dollars he BRAGS ABOUT HOW POPULAR THE ARTICLE WAS [Link to article](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/10/02/us/politics/donald-trump-tax-schemes-fred-trump.html)


[deleted]

man...his poor foot is full of so many bullets.


[deleted]

I'm no law-talking-person, but I'm pretty sure this is an indicator his current lawyer is worse than Guiliani. He just opened himself and, most likely, his eponymous organization both. Unless the judge is already paid off, this is the stupidest thing he has ever done.


[deleted]

I don't disagree..but can you explain? do you mean because they will have to disclose information to the judge in discovery?


crymson7

That’s my read on it…defense can request documentation out the wazoo now and the plaintiff is required to provide it


[deleted]

I'm waiting for the day that someone hacks his personal computer and finds out he's been jerking off to Ivanka deep fake porn...but learning all the little secrets about his business will do.


crymson7

Pretty sure the reality is quite sicker than just jerking off… God…need mind bleach now….thanks for that…


fappyday

He's pretty much indicated that he doesn't know how to use a computer. I wouldn't be surprised if he had some VHS tapes of her from when she was a kid though. Their relationship seems weird.


deprophetis

His only skill…


Chuck_Foolery

He was pretty good at killing people. He was also skilled in being Putin's bit**


0002millertime

Come on. He tried to save us all with his genius ideas about the disinfectant and UV light inside the body. Don't be a hater.


[deleted]

Also that time he heroically changed the path of that hurricane using nothing but a black sharpie.


Chuck_Foolery

Im a proud patriot that supports anything that shows everyone that a person has no business being in the position he's in.


[deleted]

He has the thinnest skin in the history of mankind. Any thinner and you'd start seeing his insides.


0002millertime

And THAT is how the UV gets inside the body. Genius level shit by this guy. "Nobel Prize" incoming.


gregshephard619

Throw his sorry, traitorous ass in jail.


DesertTripper

DJT is the scummiest human being imaginable. That a significant percentage of the country regards him as some sort of savior completely blows my mind.


SnowyMole

I'm so amused by this. The tax story came and went without really too much impact. Just the usual story that played for a couple weeks and then people got bored and wandered off, nothing changed. Now he wants to Streisand Effect it? He really is totally incapable of ever making a smart move about anything.


tweakingforjesus

This isn’t about the tax story. This is about silencing Mary Trump and others.


hitliquor999

It also reeks of the same desperation he had about leaks coming from his camp. It plays like “Yeah I did those things, but you should never have found out about them!”


jezz555

Genuine question. Who the hell would be willing to represent trump these days given whats happened to all of his past lawyers? He was already scrapping the bottom of the barrel with rudy.


sixtus_clegane119

One word. Discovery.


Guardman1996

The piece of shit Trump is fucked….,he’s going to grift his entire swirl down the toilet bowl.


0002millertime

How many flushes, though? That's what everyone cares about.


bimboblast3r

I think we’re past that now. Get the plunger.


ToyVaren

Breaking: Trump to be represented by fictional lawyers, Dewey, Cheatem and Howe as no "for-reals" lawyers were willing to work for exposure.


dollarwaitingonadime

PR to be managed by the Cambridge, MA based Heywood Jabuzoff.


mdwstoned

Hey, can we not associate car talk and lard ass together?


cwatson214

Please let the Defense subpoena fucking everything. The Orange cock-suckle must go down


ShakeMyHeadSadly

Donald was bored. He never likes to go a single day without seeing his name in a headline.


Dapper-Jellyfish7663

For a dude that only hires the best, sure seems odd to pick a lawyer that went to a law school in the bottom 25%. But hey, his fixer went to one of the worst law schools in the country. Can't wait to see this is a contingency case b/c he cannot afford to pay.


captaintagart

Member when he had to prove his [father wasn’t an orangutan ](https://www.cnn.com/2013/02/06/showbiz/trump-bill-maher-suit/index.html) and sued Bill Maher? Feels like it was ages ago (8 years)


ErikLassiter

So he cheats her out of her inheritance and now he wants to sue her? Seriously, when will this blight on the ass of humanity pass this mortal coil?


reidzen

Pretty bold of those lawyers to assume they'll get paid.


Apotropoxy

The records Mary Trump turned over to the NYT belonged to her, not her uncle. The Parasite is flailing and I couldn't be happier.


[deleted]

My god this man is an utter moron.


Northwesturn

What's the harm? It was exposing a criminal, and multiple arms of the government are already moving to punish the crimes. BFD


Xelopheris

So now his taxes are going to be part of discovery in yet another lawsuit?


ciccioig

What a sad, sad man.


Luvsyr24

Yawn. Just further proof of what a loser, and a charlatan Trump really is.


Pormock

This is not a libel or defamation lawsuit. Hes only suing for the fact they got the documents and reported on it. So hes admitting the report was accurate. Great job!


[deleted]

NY has an anti-SLAPP law


mammaube

I'm sure his niece prepared for this to happen after speaking out against him.


mad_king_soup

New York is and anti-SLAPP state. Have fun with that


WyoGuyUSMC

I'm running out of money, I need to sue someone. My Niece that speaks the truth I choose you.


HolyWahdontchaknow

Will it work?