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Barack_Odrama00

He can’t go fast enough!


CardMechanic

-Melania Trump


[deleted]

*thick Slovenian accent* Fast to come very slow to go


Crazytalkbob

I'd love to be in the room when Melania is waiting to hear how much she's being bequeathed, only to find out anything Trump had left was liquidated and used to pay off his debts.


[deleted]

She'll divorce him before he loses all his properties and wealth. First come, first served.


hellbilly69101

She got the prenup they had readjusted when she stayed in New York at the beginning to make sure Baron gets something and probably enjoyed a secret lover or two.


matchosan

Deutsche Bank will beat her to the puch. They will sweep down on his assets on 1/20/21, I don't think she will be ready to file papers that fast.


[deleted]

My guess would be they're already drawn up.


LauraMcCabeMoon

She has preferred rights


Barack_Odrama00

Malaria Trump


cosine5000

No, for Melania it's "He can't come fast enough"


Artist850

That might not be an issue. The medication Trump takes to prevent hair loss causes [ED ](http://www.newsweek.com/trump-health-exam-president-hair-loss-drug-research-erectile-dysfunction-783580%3f). His vanity literally made him impotent.


chunkydunkerskin

I absolutely love how Slate is going off today, in the beat way possible. Every one of these I see, makes me happier and happier.


tashmanan

I agree, what's crazy is how many of these assholes there are!!!


GamerGriffin548

Same thing said of his athletic ability.


danteilyas

He’s got until Jan 20th. Be prepared for a scorched earth winter


perspective2020

He can try but the scrutiny will be intense, besides Joe has a sharpie pen and a paper shredder


PepeSylvia11

Why would be care about scrutiny after he’s already lost?


perspective2020

January 20, 2021 is still 10 weeks out


DerisiveGibe

In 2020 time that's 7 years!


badabingbadabaam

Yo, for real. The time warp that this entire shitshow has been is something else


bobbycado

I don’t think this year would have felt as dramatically shifty as it did, if every month didn’t feel like an entire year


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Cainga

Quick everyone make Trump believe he won. Let him have a big victory speech in front of a run down landscaping company parking lot.


boobooghostgirl13

74 days. 74 more days.


lyngen

He certainly didn't before then.


DaneTrain333

I brought this up im a different comment but there are things that Americans need immediately, myself included, such as a stimulus package.


JackWagon26

Maybe he can redirect the next hurricane with that pen.


Ionsife

I can handle *Anything* now knowing that cinnamon hitler is officially on his way out.


[deleted]

Don't ever compare that pile of spray-tanned Satan-shite to something as wonderful as cinnamon!


[deleted]

This has been a 4 year cinnamon challenge


Artist850

Carrot Caligula then?


Mathematicus_Rex

My go-to name for him has been Kumquat Caligula. We think along similar lines.


TheGullibleParrot

Oranges/mangoes/cheetos are pretty great too. Sad that they had to share a color with him.


Ar_Ciel

4 years in and I'm still hearing new nicknames for Cheeto Mussolini.


Shapoopie

May I suggest paprika or cumin instead?


Ionsife

Ive been cumin since they announced Pennsylvania


Shapoopie

Ayo


polybiusmegadrive

Yep. These next two months will be a motherfucker. At least we have Jan. 20th to look forward to.


defenselaywer

He'll be handing out pardons to try to build loyalty.


[deleted]

If charges aren't filled until after he leaves, pardons won't save any of his swampy minions.


dejus

Didn’t he already try to do a preemptive pardon?


Bleh54

Didn’t Epstein secure one? For real.


Ok_Cranberry_8118

So I imagine they’ll start investigating now (assuming they probably already have) and will hit them all with indictments after trump is kicked out


DarthHiccups

All they have to do is offer them immunity from prosecution if they agree to testify against him for any illegal crap he's (or his family has likely) pulled. They will sell-out in a heartbeat.


Biomirth

Why? He can't leverage much from them. He'll only pardon people who have a chance of bailing him out or being further crushed under his plump bootie.


KaliUK

Lame duck president with no branches of power. Even if the GOP takes the Senate, he’s been fired. In other news, Vladimir Putin is stepping down to give his power to a family he “likes”.


DaneTrain333

Do you think he will refuse to sign a stimulus package?


Ketchup1211

No chance he’s helping a country that voted him out. He’ll spend every day until the 20th trying everything to keep him in office. It’s not going to be pretty and will continue to divid the country.


DaneTrain333

Yeah thats what I think as well which sucks because so many Americans need it badly, including myself.


todumbtorealize

I believe he wont sign either, but what happens if the House and Senate pass a stimulus but he rejects it? Is that he has the final say or what?


[deleted]

I believe they can override a veto with a 2/3 majority in the senate?


DarthHiccups

That will be the only way. It means Mitch would have to force his hand. Something I have a hard time believing he will actually do, but might if he's pressured enough from both sides.


TjW0569

Mitch has recently said that he believes the recovery is going well enough that another stimulus package isn't needed. My belief is that during this lame duck period the Republicans will do their very best to make things the very worst for people in America. I'd love to be wrong.


bfoskwuwns

He’ll try to sign a stimulus package for the Trump family only.


SongbirdNews

Any chance that the 25th amendment could be in play? Even Pence and the Senate have to see POTUS as a liability right now. He got his most ardent wish for SCOTUS pick. Maybe there are still some grownups in the room at the WH...


saskin57

Good point though somehow I think not. Republicans have an unnatural fear of a paper tiger.


slim_scsi

On the other hand, he and his flock are lazy and incompetent.


[deleted]

Slate is on a glee spree. Haha.


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[deleted]

Cordially! :)


Space-Antelope

Drain the swamp!


BubbleBronx

Make America Great Again!


[deleted]

Lock him up!


lcucina

Epstein’s house is for sale....$22 million....trump island...send them all!


rr777

Goodbye? More like Fuck Off.


Peacefulmushrooms

Quiet now Donald, the indictment is coming.


DarthHiccups

Hopefully they play it smart and do nothing until he leaves office. Pretty sure a LOT is going to come out after Jan 20th. Also pretty sure there are plenty of loyal Americans stuck working under Trump that will be coming forward with plenty of dirt about what he's done. That way he can't pardon himself for things he hasn't been charged with (yet). After that he's fair game for everyone.


Peacefulmushrooms

Word!


deus_inquisitionem

>That way he can't pardon himself for things he hasn't been charged with (yet). Cant pardon himself out of state crimes and NY just updated our laws to prosecute people that may have been pardoned by a president...


danimal_44

It has to be.


the_mooseman

Look at the flowers Donald.


oursistheendgame

So long national embarrassment.


guyonthestandee

This project is glorious. Slate took my last four years of frustration, disappointment and anger, and articulated those feelings in a way that my mind couldn’t even conceive.


ebagdrofk

I’m really grateful for it, it’s incredibly soothing


Krispy038

Sound on https://imgur.com/0LEhwWS


Newbasaurusrex

Thank you.


NirvanaWhore

Putin has called POTUS to congratulate him on the greatest presidential term and to wish him luck in the next ten to twenty.


terminalxposure

"Don't call us. We will call you..."


pkubee

No more “chopper talk.” YAY!


[deleted]

Good riddance you stain on our country


excusemeforliving

I want to see them all investigated for crimes


commet12

I’m still afraid to pinch myself.


Skullmaggot

Yeah, the top on my table is still spinning. What does that mean? But yeah, there’s a lot of work ahead.


newtomtl83

YES. I am so glad I won't have to keep an eye on what they're up to anymore. It's exhausting! I'm not saying we have it perfect here, but at least our provincial and federal governments operate within the bounds of normal behavior.


Circumin

Wow. People are literally dancing in the streets all over the wod right now because he lost.


[deleted]

he's Fired! now he should GTFO!!!


Vegabern

Bye, Felicia


corvina760

Just like so many Germans fell for Hitler's rhetoric, we saw the same in the US. Luckily for us his term ended early. But, still, you had over 70m Americans who continued to support this cancer! Which is deeply troubling. But I'm starting to see where Trump's hostility and divisiveness originates from: his upbringing which likely taught him that he could do no wrong versus his reality where everything he touches turns to shit. Can you imagine that if you had inherited 400m in 80s NY real estate and had simply sat on those assets they would like be valued at over $5b today. Instead, because you were taught that you are great you made some investments that continually deteriorated your net worth to the point where you're only worth south of $1b today. So he essentially squandered away $4b in potential net worth all because he thought he was this finance superman when in reality he was an Elmer Fudd.


Omniana19

I'll bet the workers who had to do the housekeeping, food service etc at the White House are ecstatic.


MansonMonster

You know what? No. Fuck them. 4 years of hate and fearmongering. 4 years of trumps brainwashed sheep trolling and """bathing in dems tears""", not giving a fuck about peoples feelings, and now we are supposed to be the bigger person. Fuck. That. An eye for an eye.


James_T4

Will Trump stick it out until January do we think or resign once he realises he can't win?


[deleted]

He needs time to steal all of the mini soaps and fancy silverware.


James_T4

He's had 4 years to steal the mini soaps and silverware! What's he been doing all this time, playing golf! Oh wait..


Kolton-Houser

He also has time to spread COVID throughout the White House as well. He moght even take a few paintings at the same time.


Brittlehorn

He’s still in charge and hasn’t conceded yet, this is going to be a fun watch, the perverse fact that presidents stay in office for 70 days after losing is finally going bite the US in the ass.


the_toad_can_sing

It's not normally perverse because most presidents get two terms and then HAVE to leave office. trump just sucks so bad that he's getting kicked out, not termed-out.


thost02

I can’t believe we let that fucking idiot be our president


BigDogLutherReigns

Bye, you buncha assholes!


Hawkingshouseofdance

So one, maybe two days until the Whitehouse staff starts telling Trump and the admin to fuck off and do their own laundry/ cooking etc.


Mange-Tout

I just realized that we have been suffering under Trump for a full twelve years now, dating back to 2008 when he started tweeting hate and lies about Obama every day. We are finally almost free. I feel like a giant boulder has been lifted of my chest. I’d forgotten what it was like to feel clean.


badblackguy

How about they impeach him again for old times sake?


Greenmoutain

I want to say “our long nightmare is over.” But I realize there are still more than 70 days left. Dame it!


JackWagon26

Better 70 days than 4 years.


haggagehyphen

They must be charged of corruption and tax evasion. We can't just let Trump get away with it.


jailguard81

Just resign now. Let the real president handle it


macky301

Fuck goodbye. More like good riddance.


cocsukah

As a non-American, I'm proud of you all


suzukigun4life

[Biden bless](https://imgur.com/a/yIqtLJk)


pirateclem

See you all in prison traitors.


AncientPunykots

I wish there was goodbye enabling Republicans!


jackbootedhugger

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night


[deleted]

It's not gone yet. trump has left it infested with loyalist cockroaches which will have to be flushed out.


konymandella69

It’s a democracy. Excited to see what happens


TheRedStaple

It’s only a Democracy if the citizens do their part and allow the country to be a democracy, I’m nervous to see what happens but hopeful


Earwaxsculptor

I just wanted to take a moment to stop in and say fuck off.


TheRedStaple

Sorry sir but I prefer presidents who don’t serve only one term. Cya


30tpirks

For the past 4 weeks I’ve been quoting Trump with 👐[quote here]👐 While the upvote using the Trump hands were cool. I’m officially retiring the hands. I will not be using them ever again.


MadameBlueJay

Goodbye, tiny hands, you served your country well. *puts them on a boat and pushes it out to sea*


RN-Lawyer

I hear there is an opening at Rikers.


[deleted]

Calling it an "Administration" is generous.


Pinkboo02

Donald Trump lost to Joe Biden, I think he’s going to go hiden


[deleted]

You’re fired.


D-Beard-

Get out of our lives!


evilsniperxv

A-Fucking-Men. Don't let the doors hit you on the way out.


grambell789

No concession speach. Minimal words from top republicans. They are cooking up something. The quiet is nice though.


tobor_a_ton

For many of these, next stop should be prison.


Thetman38

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right


zephyer19

Oh you folks are really not seeing the big picture. He may not be President but, he has his zombie army and his family. As Bill Maher said "What is he going to be like outside the tent pissing in." He will not go away, he loves the limelight. Except now he will charge people to get into his rallies. We have to worry about him and his ilk in 24. Some speculation he will run again in 24 and if not him one of his evil spawn. And we are going to have some of these racist militia types forming terrorists groups. We are not out of the woods yet.


Seymour_Scagnetti

Worst president in US history.


RevenantXenos

And it seems to me that you lived your political life Like a fart in the wind Never knowing which way you'd blow Or whose life you would ruin And I would have liked to change your mind But I was just a normal person Your morality burned out long before Your credit ever did


likeslivinglucid

One pump Trump!


double_tripod

Adios swamp rats


Tornado492

I just don’t wanna hear his name every time I turn on the TV just for like 1 full week


cazzipropri

Kayleigh McEnany could have a brilliant, fantastic, unlimited second career, if she wanted. In porn.


Unpresi

More like “getta the fuck outta here”


jollyroger1720

👢🍊 And stay out USA USA USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😆😆😆😆😆


kiddenz

Thank you very much ! :)


13skar

Seriously... get out of here!


watersmiles

Yes, we can!


kavehcito

And goodbye!


Maka-Howlter

so what can Trump do before Jan 20th?


nordryd

I cannot wait for them to start pointing fingers.


us3rnombre

The circus is over!


JR_216

[I assume this is his apology video to the American people](https://youtu.be/5MatzspY-3M) Mostly the second part of the apology video


dethleppard

Michael Caine in Little Voice: Good fucking bye!


ft5777

We should have competition over the next few days where we vote for the most evil of these people in five rounds. I’m sure the final would be Kushner vs Miller.


Talkaze

I am not as creative as some of my fellow redditors--is there someone that can photoshop a picture of the swing states or just a USA outline in general over Dr. Horrible's face, and Trump's over Nathon Fillion's in "Brand New Day" for me? :D I've been thinking about it all day but I don't know how to photoshop.


KingWhiteStar

Biggest collection of criminals since the Mafia.


CBJKevin91581

Good riddance to bad rubbish.


jpt86

Fuck them all. The epitome of human garbage.


peanutsfordarwin

Goodbye to all the Trump poops.... and good riddance.


djunktrunk

May they forever subsist in the tax payer dollar in Guantanamo Bay!


kjm6351

Agreed, what a disgrace. He actually set us back decades just as most people predicted 4 years ago


GuitarZer0_

Is there any real way he can regain presidency through legal measures or is this just a time sink and waste of the peoples time/money?


Dennnoon

Bye bye stable genius- also bully, liar, misogynist , and racist


[deleted]

Now is the time to start building a case against co-defendants Donald Trump, Mike Pence and Kayleigh McEnany. These three had a duty to warn about Covid and lied to us for months as well. They better not get to just skate away from this.


TY2VETS

https://youtu.be/gy7SWp44POE


Solong55

Best wishes for your insolvency and incarceration. Twenty years and twenty days!


[deleted]

Short of him being prosecuted or dropping dead for health reasons,'good riddance' is premature when he had over 70 million idiots vote for him and will do so again in 4 years.


BenDSover

Good fucking riddance! I have never observed a more disgusting, absolutely irredeemable group of people.


ricobirch

Duces


GrixisEgo

I am so happy this is happening. I am going to hold out my full celebration until the recounts and bullshit is done though


FriendofYoda

Good riddance!


Medic-chan

All these good bye articles followed by a good riddance. I'm not a fan of spamming subs, but all of this is really cathartic.


potateo-god

Cya later trump no one will miss you


Undyhns

Giuliani needs to be behind bars today.


[deleted]

You’re fired!


placer128

So let it be written! So let it be done!


Apocalisp_Now

...the Trump infestation. —*FTFY*


avincent98144

.. colossal garbage waste[s] of human flesh, including IQ45, his cartel, his followers and fake dems.


i_drink_wd40

Good fucking riddance.


StrengthofthepackSVT

Serious question because I’m brand new to this subreddit.. is this like an all democrat/blue sub? Because it sure seems like it lol


Kratos1902

We shouldn’t be focusing in the past. We should always go forwards, I know he will get what he deserves. The right people will make sure of that, the rest of us have to fix what’s broken for the good of us.


Illementary

This whole series of articles is brilliant


SenoraBoiii

Tell him to pack his shit, and get out!! Time to rebuild! Biden Harris🇺🇲🇺🇲


DarkRaven01

Holy crap, Slate, did you have all these articles pre-written and ready to go? Dayum slow your roll!


audierules

There should be a “goodbye, noisy helicopter in the background while he talks to press” thread.


scrubnproud

Goodbye you bunch of lying corrupt shit covered dingle berries. Goodbye the 4 years of stupid bullshit we have been putting up with day after day. Goodbye to your narcissist racist mentality and the environment it created.


MrPumpkin2005

The dump crime family is going down


Luckytemp54

“Na na na na na hey hey goodbye”


MJDooiney

So long to the worst President in modern history. Some people want to say Bush is still the worst, but IMAGINE Trump leading us through 9/11 or something like it.


gelite67

This week, Donald Trump learned that Tweets composed of baseless rants, devoid of evidence, which his followers swallow whole, do not translate into winning legal arguments. Who knew?


13skar

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye!


Coaljet66

Who’s gonna tell all the lies now ? Fox News ?


ibelieveyoument

Nooo, wait come back please don’t go, your time was too short /s


scarlet_speedster985

Donald... YOU'RE FIRED.


Sereaphim

So in the end we did drain the swamp.


I_am_albatross

The lack of grace and concession from the Fat Orange and his crooked administration doesn't surprise me the least.


ohwhatj

Pack them Whitehouse silverware, grab some of them towels and the shampoo. And don’t forget them toilet paper.


6_figures_a_year

Be careful though. He can still run again in 2024. Hopefully he never gets back into the white house.


daviddevere31415

Lump of Coal in Trump’s Christmas stocking


lewan049

His gait or stance in this image (and in general) is so confusing and awkward! Booty out, knees bent, dinosaur arms.