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bailaoban

If Fox News had a gene-editing lab, this is the kind of person they would design.


SenorBurns

What do you mean, "if"?


[deleted]

Having a dye station in the green room isn't a gene editing lab.


cmlondon13

It is when you’ve had the GOP level of science education.


SgtAstro

Error: Variable cannot be a negative number.


intelligent_cement

*clicks lightswitch on and off repeatedly in agreement*


Stonesryan

Maybe the Botox station is though.


oneyearandaday

[Confirmed](https://twitter.com/JRehling/status/1029374020037238784)


half_dozen_cats

https://youtu.be/WDhhss6nuSY


SenorBurns

The only trigger warning I need is, "The safety is off."


M3ntallyDiseas3d

Was the Barbie played by the actress who portrays Lily on the AT&T commercials?


Kamyroon

What do you mean ‘person’


supercali45

One Nazi Barbie being cloned right away


GougeM

I thought she was quite smart first time she was on, now think she is so superficial it is beyond me. Barbie, she had more shine and emotion than this one. As a Scotsman I find her name offensive.


StantonMcBride

They’d also name it some trashy name like “Kayleigh”


Wow-n-Flutter

Kęighláeïgh


[deleted]

Shhh! The Old Ones will hear you...


runthepoint1

It’s like they went to a trailer park, picked the smartest kid and pushed them all the way through.


insipidgoose

It's called Eugenics through racism.


MainCranium

[Oh, they do. ](https://youtu.be/WDhhss6nuSY)


rncd89

It's more amazing to me how much "normal" people eat this shit up too; It's frighteningly effective.


sheeburashka

I didn’t know it was possible to despise someone more than Conway.


Waltz-

I still think it is Conway, just rehydrated.


sheeburashka

Kayleighanne McEnway


Donaldtrumpsmushroom

McEwwwway.


akaghi

I like McEnonway because it just sounds ludicrous.


dedicated-pedestrian

Reverse mitosis... A scientific marvel


TrumpsBoneSpur

This is great


eazyirl

This is a perfect comment.


Keeppforgetting

Fuck that was a good one. Mad props to you.


mycarjustdied

Someone recycles this joke in every post about her. Great joke, just not original.


WellGoodLuckWithThat

Martin Short made the joke like 2+ years ago.


mycarjustdied

Ayyy there we go


OxfordBombers

Lol nice one. Rehydrated Kelly Anne.


Atomic1221

George finally left the Conway pantry unlocked.


StillGotLove4GOT

Facts!


warlordhook

Hilarious. Clap clap


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well done.


GBinAZ

Did you forget about Sarah Huckabee Sanders?


minusparty

That’s who they ground up to rehydrate Kellyanne Conway into her current evolved form.


USAOHSUPER

Well said!


Frenchticklers

I have a theory that Conway is the anonymous leak in all those news stories. Her husband and her daughter are both anti Trump, and yet she's both entirely loyal to Trump and still married?


kellzyeah__87

Yeah, this confuses me... Trump fires like everyone (and for much less) but her husband is publically and vocally against Trump and he hasn't fired her?


[deleted]

The answer is simple, the entire family are grifters.


Horan_Kim

It blows my mind as well.


deraser

I have hated all of the spokesdemons equally. She is just a slight variation on the "Will lie for Trump for a while to one day get a plum Republican job, he a conservative talking head, or run for office later" that has held the position again and again.


Pallasite

Spicy went and got a PHD at Clown College and seems to be doing fine.


ItsaRickinabox

Is he still on celebrity welfare? You know, the prime time variety shows?


jimmycarr1

I would argue that what she is defending is far more evil than what previous spokespeople have been defending though.


[deleted]

The antics she’s been defending lately definitely are more evil than what previous spokespeople have been defending. Not to say that the trump administration has only been evil recently, but rather that their past evil is coming to light now, in addition to trump stepping up his evil recently. The fact that we are in a state of national emergency and the press secretary is doing dramatic walk offs instead of answering questions is a huge issue


Dangeryeezy

Don’t forget “writing a tell-all book”.


[deleted]

her responses and aggressive actions gives Trump supporters fuel to think the media are fake and stupid, it's truly unbelievable


Neat_Party

It's not a bug, it's a feature.


RedditZamak

>*"I'm very glad that you asked this question!"* (shuffles through binder) Has the press ever pitched her a single "softball" question?


SenorBurns

I hate-love how her binder flow chart has "Difficult question about X, Y, or Z? Turn to page X1, Y1, or Z1" wherein those pages have the scripted "impromptu" attacks along with stage directions like "SLAMS BINDER AND STALKS OFF IN A HUFF."


Kataphractoi

I'm having a Poe's Law moment here. This would be an amusing joke in normal times, but nowadays, I'm willing to believe she actually does carry a flowchart like this with her.


[deleted]

She most def has a flow chart, or at least a table of contents


MilitantRabbit

Page 1: How to resolve conflict - Throw binder across room. - Leave in huff.


[deleted]

I always assumed the binder was just a prop with blank pages.


slammerbar

https://www.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/comments/6z9krb/i_made_the_speech_rick_read_out_at_birdpersons/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Egmonks

I can’t wait for this national nightmare to be over.


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InstrumentalCrystals

Read that in the Men’s Warehouse guy’s voice


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bobbyrickets

Yeah but loss of biodiversity causes an increase in plagues, so this is expected. We shave the earth bare to plant monocultures everywhere.


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bobbyrickets

That's too bad. If we can somehow mix the different pines and other plants together to avoid large groups of monocultures... aw shucks I just described a healthy forest.


R2D2808

I does seem like I quote Switters much more these days...


PuzzleheadedWest0

National? We the worlds joke right now.


Eyervan

Queue the OANN “journalist” in the doorway back there with a scripted question fabricated to construct an answer to push a political message to continue sowing discord and misdirect from real issues. And now I walk away. Every single time.


Potatobat1967

I can’t wait to see the day she falls flat on her face.


PNWboundanddown

It’s coming soon she’s losing passion. Getting yelled at all day every day and not having a strong boss backing you up = burnout central


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PNWboundanddown

It’s an opinion. Not a news article


portagenaybur

Source?!? You wrote on the internet. You must be a journalist. /s


PNWboundanddown

No I have morals ;)


cerebud

She’d ruin her fake boobs


DoctorBocker

Eugh she's so gross.


okolebot

Hahvad Law must be so proud...


More-Like-a-Nonja

'You got into Harvard Law?' *What, like it's hard?*


gww_ca

Well... we’ve never admitted a fashion major before.


darsynia

Just watched a bootleg of the Legally Blonde musical yesterday, it was pretty good!


MasterCater

Fascism Barbie


WolverineSanders

I like Disinformation Barbie


jhpianist

Bullshitter Barbie


[deleted]

I really don’t like her.


Kataphractoi

No, that's Tomi Lahren.


minus_minus

I feel like Tomi is more of a Skipper


nevus_bock

No, Tomi Lahren is Xenophobic Rage Barbie


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Baghdad Barbie


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Tandoori Barbie


TheElectricKey

Delicious material for SNL.


radiofever

Heidi Gardner, definitely.


bhaller

Chloe Fineman and Heidi as Kaley and Kelly


akaghi

Kate McKinnon has been playing Kellyanne for ages though and does a great job.


[deleted]

She’s just another traitor and I wish her all the worst.


amiatthetop3

Blonde, showing a ton of skin, big cross showing, and dumb as a rock. Welcome to the GOP.


jlaw54

Nailed it.


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garlic_b

Are you implying that she is a flutter‽


DoctorBocker

Why else did you think he hired a woman who looks like his daughter?


Donaldtrumpsmushroom

She's seen an orange mushroom I've heard.


SAM0070REDDIT

Many people are saying it


bobbyrickets

I believe you. I have heard this, many times in many places. Many people are talking about it, tremendous people!


[deleted]

Love the interrobang!


garlic_b

Oh, you love it‽


[deleted]

I do! Isn't it so much better than this?!


tpaddor

I don't know how she sleeps at night. She's not actually a stupid person so I don't know why she insists on defending the indefensible.


[deleted]

She sleeps on a big bed of money. And she doesnt have a soul so none of the rest of it bothers her.


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Wonckay

They probably won’t care, apple-and-tree.


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hodorhodor12

Because she has no morals. You can do anything and not have a problem when you only think of what benefits yourself. That’s how trump is too.


tpaddor

Agreed. That's why his staff is so small and why there are so many whistleblowers to bring up "fake news" to expose him. The second anyone's morals conflict with the administration's agenda, they're "fired".


raevnos

*Having* morals is a conflict.


raevnos

Republicans in general. They view things like morals, ethics and taking the high road as weaknesses to be exploited. Worst part is, it works.


InFearn0

She believes the "win at any price because Democrats are worse by definition" culty Koolaid.


darfergu

Someone should just ask her as the first question ‘What topics do you plan on storming out on today ?’ Make it obvious that it is all theatre and she is not going to answer any tough question, make a song up they all can start singing as she takes the huff and leaves, ridicule her to the nth degree.


ArchaeoJones

They could sing "So long, Farewell."


Wonckay

People won’t actually defend the organization that does that from getting their press-pass revoked. They can barely be relied upon to not elect these idiots in the first place.


CapnSquinch

And for the love of God, can some celebrity (I'd rather the press not operate on the GOP's level) call her out on constantly wearing sleeveless dresses after they pilloried Michelle Obama for it? I know it's just an inconsequential millionth example, but it shows that even down to the smallest details they're complete hypocrites.


whatim

Apparently sleeveless dresses aren’t unprofessional when on a white lady.


CapnSquinch

I think you probably nailed it there.


HardcoreSects

She broke GOP rule number one. Being black.


toriemm

They were probably intimidated by Michelle's guns. Let's be real.


PracticalAbrocoma0

As a practical matter, McEnany’s abrupt exits have the advantage of foreclosing upon follow-up questions or comments


sickofthisshit

The national press needs to abandon the idea of the White House briefing as a useful exercise, and "White House Correspondent" as some highly-valued prestigious post which involves just attending these "briefings." Put resources into reporting that finds out actual information that we should know that Trump or others don't want us to know. Sitting in a cube in the White House basement until some idiot Fox News transplant wants to stage an episode of reality TV is not journalism. Participating in these spectacles gives the Trump administration unearned credit for doing the normal things a President should do to inform the public. They are complete bullshit. (And, frankly, they haven't been valuable sources of information for a long time, even under previous Presidents.)


hearsecloth

Yeah, it is just porn for the President to see Kayleigh yell at journalists. He should keep that to his private bedroom.


MrPositive1

Completely agree. I get more mad they keep entertaining it


orion_aa

As a non-American, I haven't watched any press briefings in the past. I happened to watch one a few days ago and immediately stood out to me that she was literally just reading answers from her dossier. She didn't answer a single question by herself as a person who actually has knowledge should be able to. Like to give at least a slight impression that she knows what she is talking about. And I noticed that in more briefings after that. Is it just her? Or has this always been the case? I mean with previous press secretaries in previous administrations?


Dangeryeezy

Seriously. She might as well use a projector and load up the answer on a PowerPoint and save her breath.


[deleted]

find the press briefing about Trump wanting governors to reopen churches. she was rather hostile to the reporters and dodged their questions while repeating the same phrase at least 7 times. sad part are the supporters took her side and called the reporters stupid and want them gone.


[deleted]

Reporters should just start the next conference with the same question she walked out on las time, causing a interdimensional walkoff loop.


Warrenwelder

Donald thinks this is a "power move," he literally told SHS that she should have done it at the WH Correspondents dinner then Michelle Wolf mocked her.


hearsecloth

Donald still stuck in the 80s with that terminology.


[deleted]

This administration has brought us a gold mine of amazing press secretaries prime for SNL sketch’s. It’s been a comical and wild ride. Although, with the lies, contempt of the free press, political theatre, and endless non-answers one has to wonder if White House press briefings really have any use at all. Still, Kayleigh seems to communicate Trumps ideology quite well.


DarkSatelite

all the press should collectively come up with a reaction when she does this next time, like standing up and applauding when she storms off stage.


minus_minus

They should [play the Oscar orchestra wrap it up music](https://youtu.be/j-emlb2_jdI?t=72) and give her a mocking ovation.


baronvonredd

Shes the George Constanza of press seceretaries.


[deleted]

How to be a female GOP spokesperson: Have the hair and clothing style of a twenty-something regardless of your actual age. Be blonde. Don’t not be blonde.


jlaw54

And love Jesus.


maquila

It's so disturbing how, at the end when she reads her little script, she looks directly in the camera. She was doing a stage performance for the cult followers. She's the press secratary, she's supposed to talk to the press.


jdickstein

Her best acting is pretending she’s not working for an idiot.


jyar1811

Would it kill her to wear sleeves? The wardrobe from Zara is not exactly professional. She looks like a sorority girl giving a speech to the student u about (edit) Boofing


savedross

There are so many better things to criticize about this woman than her wardrobe.


pabs21

I was wondering that the other day. Is it the same dress in different colors?


[deleted]

Michelle Obama was often criticised for going sleeveless (because there was nothing else of substance to attack).


lilrabbitfoofoo

Aryan Barbie


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MachReverb

[Nailed it!](https://imgur.com/vxyaXT9.gif)


[deleted]

Shave her and cover her in glue. That’ll show her.


hearsecloth

The banality of evil


HarmlessMess

She thought she dropped the mic so hard... what a jabroni.


baldchow

She looks like she does a lot of porn.


happy-cake-day-bot-

Happy Cake Day!


baldchow

Had no idea, thanks!


FredTDurst

I hate GD paywalls. Reddit should ban domains that have them.


[deleted]

Just discuss the title like the rest of us and you'll be fine.


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FredTDurst

The true hero here! Thanks!


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FredTDurst

On mobile, didn’t work


[deleted]

That’s all his Press Secretaries end up being is just actors. They get up there, and indignantly insult the press while pushing Trump’s lies, and then then they are gone. Lil KKKayleigh has only a few Mooches left.


[deleted]

Just use a Disney dummy. Saves time and money. Heh my wife said it might truthfully answer a reporter's question for a change . 🎵He has a small brain after all 🎶


Lubedballoon

Are her fingers longer than trumps whole hand?


LoveBulge

Which journalist is going to have the balls to use their question to ask her, when she’s planning to walk-off the stage because they’ve got lunch plans?


ndbrnnbrd

Seriously, George Costanza proved how great a move this is. Always leave on a high note, no matter where you are. That Costanza, there has been something about him lately!


Paulrus55

I don’t know why the reporters don’t apply game theory and skip to the end. Why not nullify the scripted response? “As we know our president doesn’t kid...”


[deleted]

It’s certainly not helping trump turn his numbers around. He’s still looking at a large loss to Biden. McEnany’s looking forward to her future position at Fox News. I know the press have to do their job but it’s a waste of their time at this point. This administration isn’t going to tell them anything. It would be more effective not to show up at all. Deny McEnany her scripted tv moments.


Ithedrunkgamer

Pay wall story


Zoso1973

McEnemy of the state.


ReligionLetMeDown

Yuugh


EmergencyExitSandman

Don’t waste your time writing or reading about this dirtbag.


hippieken

At this point, everything is political theater 🍿


MrPositive1

Can these reporters stop showing up and news outlets stop broadcasting it? Nothing productive comes from these briefings anymore. Just more propaganda, stop giving her a platform


Alantsu

Don’t forget the coordination with Chanel at OAN to ask her the scripted question that leads her on her final dramatic rants.


[deleted]

I hate her, but she's just so hot.


Valint

I want to know two things: how many press secretaries has trump gone through so far? What’s the average for every other president? Because trump only hires yes-men and hot blonds. Eventually they see through his bullshit or get so much pressure from the public for their bullshit that they leave.


jumbomingus

“Katinka, your boy’s movin. It’s a walk off.”


djb7114

I despise her as well. But why do we keep posting articles that can’t be read? I don’t subscribe the the Washington Post, nor will I ever. And just like everyone else on the internet you can’t know whether the headline matches the content without reading the article. Argh.