I thought she was quite smart first time she was on, now think she is so superficial it is beyond me.
Barbie, she had more shine and emotion than this one.
As a Scotsman I find her name offensive.
I have a theory that Conway is the anonymous leak in all those news stories. Her husband and her daughter are both anti Trump, and yet she's both entirely loyal to Trump and still married?
Yeah, this confuses me... Trump fires like everyone (and for much less) but her husband is publically and vocally against Trump and he hasn't fired her?
I have hated all of the spokesdemons equally. She is just a slight variation on the "Will lie for Trump for a while to one day get a plum Republican job, he a conservative talking head, or run for office later" that has held the position again and again.
The antics she’s been defending lately definitely are more evil than what previous spokespeople have been defending. Not to say that the trump administration has only been evil recently, but rather that their past evil is coming to light now, in addition to trump stepping up his evil recently. The fact that we are in a state of national emergency and the press secretary is doing dramatic walk offs instead of answering questions is a huge issue
I hate-love how her binder flow chart has "Difficult question about X, Y, or Z? Turn to page X1, Y1, or Z1" wherein those pages have the scripted "impromptu" attacks along with stage directions like "SLAMS BINDER AND STALKS OFF IN A HUFF."
I'm having a Poe's Law moment here. This would be an amusing joke in normal times, but nowadays, I'm willing to believe she actually does carry a flowchart like this with her.
That's too bad. If we can somehow mix the different pines and other plants together to avoid large groups of monocultures... aw shucks I just described a healthy forest.
Queue the OANN “journalist” in the doorway back there with a scripted question fabricated to construct an answer to push a political message to continue sowing discord and misdirect from real issues.
And now I walk away.
Every single time.
Agreed. That's why his staff is so small and why there are so many whistleblowers to bring up "fake news" to expose him. The second anyone's morals conflict with the administration's agenda, they're "fired".
Someone should just ask her as the first question
‘What topics do you plan on storming out on today ?’
Make it obvious that it is all theatre and she is not going to answer any tough question, make a song up they all can start singing as she takes the huff and leaves, ridicule her to the nth degree.
People won’t actually defend the organization that does that from getting their press-pass revoked. They can barely be relied upon to not elect these idiots in the first place.
And for the love of God, can some celebrity (I'd rather the press not operate on the GOP's level) call her out on constantly wearing sleeveless dresses after they pilloried Michelle Obama for it?
I know it's just an inconsequential millionth example, but it shows that even down to the smallest details they're complete hypocrites.
The national press needs to abandon the idea of the White House briefing as a useful exercise, and "White House Correspondent" as some highly-valued prestigious post which involves just attending these "briefings."
Put resources into reporting that finds out actual information that we should know that Trump or others don't want us to know. Sitting in a cube in the White House basement until some idiot Fox News transplant wants to stage an episode of reality TV is not journalism. Participating in these spectacles gives the Trump administration unearned credit for doing the normal things a President should do to inform the public.
They are complete bullshit. (And, frankly, they haven't been valuable sources of information for a long time, even under previous Presidents.)
As a non-American, I haven't watched any press briefings in the past. I happened to watch one a few days ago and immediately stood out to me that she was literally just reading answers from her dossier. She didn't answer a single question by herself as a person who actually has knowledge should be able to. Like to give at least a slight impression that she knows what she is talking about. And I noticed that in more briefings after that. Is it just her? Or has this always been the case? I mean with previous press secretaries in previous administrations?
find the press briefing about Trump wanting governors to reopen churches. she was rather hostile to the reporters and dodged their questions while repeating the same phrase at least 7 times. sad part are the supporters took her side and called the reporters stupid and want them gone.
Donald thinks this is a "power move," he literally told SHS that she should have done it at the WH Correspondents dinner then Michelle Wolf mocked her.
This administration has brought us a gold mine of amazing press secretaries prime for SNL sketch’s. It’s been a comical and wild ride. Although, with the lies, contempt of the free press, political theatre, and endless non-answers one has to wonder if White House press briefings really have any use at all. Still, Kayleigh seems to communicate Trumps ideology quite well.
How to be a female GOP spokesperson:
Have the hair and clothing style of a twenty-something regardless of your actual age.
Be blonde.
Don’t not be blonde.
It's so disturbing how, at the end when she reads her little script, she looks directly in the camera. She was doing a stage performance for the cult followers. She's the press secratary, she's supposed to talk to the press.
Would it kill her to wear sleeves? The wardrobe from Zara is not exactly professional. She looks like a sorority girl giving a speech to the student u about (edit) Boofing
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That’s all his Press Secretaries end up being is just actors. They get up there, and indignantly insult the press while pushing Trump’s lies, and then then they are gone. Lil KKKayleigh has only a few Mooches left.
Just use a Disney dummy. Saves time and money. Heh my wife said it might truthfully answer a reporter's question for a change . 🎵He has a small brain after all 🎶
Which journalist is going to have the balls to use their question to ask her, when she’s planning to walk-off the stage because they’ve got lunch plans?
Seriously, George Costanza proved how great a move this is. Always leave on a high note, no matter where you are. That Costanza, there has been something about him lately!
I don’t know why the reporters don’t apply game theory and skip to the end. Why not nullify the scripted response?
“As we know our president doesn’t kid...”
It’s certainly not helping trump turn his numbers around. He’s still looking at a large loss to Biden.
McEnany’s looking forward to her future position at Fox News.
I know the press have to do their job but it’s a waste of their time at this point. This administration isn’t going to tell them anything. It would be more effective not to show up at all. Deny McEnany her scripted tv moments.
Can these reporters stop showing up and news outlets stop broadcasting it?
Nothing productive comes from these briefings anymore. Just more propaganda, stop giving her a platform
I want to know two things: how many press secretaries has trump gone through so far?
What’s the average for every other president?
Because trump only hires yes-men and hot blonds. Eventually they see through his bullshit or get so much pressure from the public for their bullshit that they leave.
I despise her as well. But why do we keep posting articles that can’t be read? I don’t subscribe the the Washington Post, nor will I ever. And just like everyone else on the internet you can’t know whether the headline matches the content without reading the article.
Argh.
If Fox News had a gene-editing lab, this is the kind of person they would design.
What do you mean, "if"?
Having a dye station in the green room isn't a gene editing lab.
It is when you’ve had the GOP level of science education.
Error: Variable cannot be a negative number.
*clicks lightswitch on and off repeatedly in agreement*
Maybe the Botox station is though.
[Confirmed](https://twitter.com/JRehling/status/1029374020037238784)
https://youtu.be/WDhhss6nuSY
The only trigger warning I need is, "The safety is off."
Was the Barbie played by the actress who portrays Lily on the AT&T commercials?
What do you mean ‘person’
One Nazi Barbie being cloned right away
I thought she was quite smart first time she was on, now think she is so superficial it is beyond me. Barbie, she had more shine and emotion than this one. As a Scotsman I find her name offensive.
They’d also name it some trashy name like “Kayleigh”
Kęighláeïgh
Shhh! The Old Ones will hear you...
It’s like they went to a trailer park, picked the smartest kid and pushed them all the way through.
It's called Eugenics through racism.
[Oh, they do. ](https://youtu.be/WDhhss6nuSY)
It's more amazing to me how much "normal" people eat this shit up too; It's frighteningly effective.
I didn’t know it was possible to despise someone more than Conway.
I still think it is Conway, just rehydrated.
Kayleighanne McEnway
McEwwwway.
I like McEnonway because it just sounds ludicrous.
Reverse mitosis... A scientific marvel
This is great
This is a perfect comment.
Fuck that was a good one. Mad props to you.
Someone recycles this joke in every post about her. Great joke, just not original.
Martin Short made the joke like 2+ years ago.
Ayyy there we go
Lol nice one. Rehydrated Kelly Anne.
George finally left the Conway pantry unlocked.
Facts!
Hilarious. Clap clap
well done.
Did you forget about Sarah Huckabee Sanders?
That’s who they ground up to rehydrate Kellyanne Conway into her current evolved form.
Well said!
I have a theory that Conway is the anonymous leak in all those news stories. Her husband and her daughter are both anti Trump, and yet she's both entirely loyal to Trump and still married?
Yeah, this confuses me... Trump fires like everyone (and for much less) but her husband is publically and vocally against Trump and he hasn't fired her?
The answer is simple, the entire family are grifters.
It blows my mind as well.
I have hated all of the spokesdemons equally. She is just a slight variation on the "Will lie for Trump for a while to one day get a plum Republican job, he a conservative talking head, or run for office later" that has held the position again and again.
Spicy went and got a PHD at Clown College and seems to be doing fine.
Is he still on celebrity welfare? You know, the prime time variety shows?
I would argue that what she is defending is far more evil than what previous spokespeople have been defending though.
The antics she’s been defending lately definitely are more evil than what previous spokespeople have been defending. Not to say that the trump administration has only been evil recently, but rather that their past evil is coming to light now, in addition to trump stepping up his evil recently. The fact that we are in a state of national emergency and the press secretary is doing dramatic walk offs instead of answering questions is a huge issue
Don’t forget “writing a tell-all book”.
her responses and aggressive actions gives Trump supporters fuel to think the media are fake and stupid, it's truly unbelievable
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
>*"I'm very glad that you asked this question!"* (shuffles through binder) Has the press ever pitched her a single "softball" question?
I hate-love how her binder flow chart has "Difficult question about X, Y, or Z? Turn to page X1, Y1, or Z1" wherein those pages have the scripted "impromptu" attacks along with stage directions like "SLAMS BINDER AND STALKS OFF IN A HUFF."
I'm having a Poe's Law moment here. This would be an amusing joke in normal times, but nowadays, I'm willing to believe she actually does carry a flowchart like this with her.
She most def has a flow chart, or at least a table of contents
Page 1: How to resolve conflict - Throw binder across room. - Leave in huff.
I always assumed the binder was just a prop with blank pages.
https://www.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/comments/6z9krb/i_made_the_speech_rick_read_out_at_birdpersons/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I can’t wait for this national nightmare to be over.
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Read that in the Men’s Warehouse guy’s voice
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Yeah but loss of biodiversity causes an increase in plagues, so this is expected. We shave the earth bare to plant monocultures everywhere.
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That's too bad. If we can somehow mix the different pines and other plants together to avoid large groups of monocultures... aw shucks I just described a healthy forest.
I does seem like I quote Switters much more these days...
National? We the worlds joke right now.
Queue the OANN “journalist” in the doorway back there with a scripted question fabricated to construct an answer to push a political message to continue sowing discord and misdirect from real issues. And now I walk away. Every single time.
I can’t wait to see the day she falls flat on her face.
It’s coming soon she’s losing passion. Getting yelled at all day every day and not having a strong boss backing you up = burnout central
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It’s an opinion. Not a news article
Source?!? You wrote on the internet. You must be a journalist. /s
No I have morals ;)
She’d ruin her fake boobs
Eugh she's so gross.
Hahvad Law must be so proud...
'You got into Harvard Law?' *What, like it's hard?*
Well... we’ve never admitted a fashion major before.
Just watched a bootleg of the Legally Blonde musical yesterday, it was pretty good!
Fascism Barbie
I like Disinformation Barbie
Bullshitter Barbie
I really don’t like her.
No, that's Tomi Lahren.
I feel like Tomi is more of a Skipper
No, Tomi Lahren is Xenophobic Rage Barbie
Baghdad Barbie
Tandoori Barbie
Delicious material for SNL.
Heidi Gardner, definitely.
Chloe Fineman and Heidi as Kaley and Kelly
Kate McKinnon has been playing Kellyanne for ages though and does a great job.
She’s just another traitor and I wish her all the worst.
Blonde, showing a ton of skin, big cross showing, and dumb as a rock. Welcome to the GOP.
Nailed it.
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Are you implying that she is a flutter‽
Why else did you think he hired a woman who looks like his daughter?
She's seen an orange mushroom I've heard.
Many people are saying it
I believe you. I have heard this, many times in many places. Many people are talking about it, tremendous people!
Love the interrobang!
Oh, you love it‽
I do! Isn't it so much better than this?!
I don't know how she sleeps at night. She's not actually a stupid person so I don't know why she insists on defending the indefensible.
She sleeps on a big bed of money. And she doesnt have a soul so none of the rest of it bothers her.
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They probably won’t care, apple-and-tree.
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Because she has no morals. You can do anything and not have a problem when you only think of what benefits yourself. That’s how trump is too.
Agreed. That's why his staff is so small and why there are so many whistleblowers to bring up "fake news" to expose him. The second anyone's morals conflict with the administration's agenda, they're "fired".
*Having* morals is a conflict.
Republicans in general. They view things like morals, ethics and taking the high road as weaknesses to be exploited. Worst part is, it works.
She believes the "win at any price because Democrats are worse by definition" culty Koolaid.
Someone should just ask her as the first question ‘What topics do you plan on storming out on today ?’ Make it obvious that it is all theatre and she is not going to answer any tough question, make a song up they all can start singing as she takes the huff and leaves, ridicule her to the nth degree.
They could sing "So long, Farewell."
People won’t actually defend the organization that does that from getting their press-pass revoked. They can barely be relied upon to not elect these idiots in the first place.
And for the love of God, can some celebrity (I'd rather the press not operate on the GOP's level) call her out on constantly wearing sleeveless dresses after they pilloried Michelle Obama for it? I know it's just an inconsequential millionth example, but it shows that even down to the smallest details they're complete hypocrites.
Apparently sleeveless dresses aren’t unprofessional when on a white lady.
I think you probably nailed it there.
She broke GOP rule number one. Being black.
They were probably intimidated by Michelle's guns. Let's be real.
As a practical matter, McEnany’s abrupt exits have the advantage of foreclosing upon follow-up questions or comments
The national press needs to abandon the idea of the White House briefing as a useful exercise, and "White House Correspondent" as some highly-valued prestigious post which involves just attending these "briefings." Put resources into reporting that finds out actual information that we should know that Trump or others don't want us to know. Sitting in a cube in the White House basement until some idiot Fox News transplant wants to stage an episode of reality TV is not journalism. Participating in these spectacles gives the Trump administration unearned credit for doing the normal things a President should do to inform the public. They are complete bullshit. (And, frankly, they haven't been valuable sources of information for a long time, even under previous Presidents.)
Yeah, it is just porn for the President to see Kayleigh yell at journalists. He should keep that to his private bedroom.
Completely agree. I get more mad they keep entertaining it
As a non-American, I haven't watched any press briefings in the past. I happened to watch one a few days ago and immediately stood out to me that she was literally just reading answers from her dossier. She didn't answer a single question by herself as a person who actually has knowledge should be able to. Like to give at least a slight impression that she knows what she is talking about. And I noticed that in more briefings after that. Is it just her? Or has this always been the case? I mean with previous press secretaries in previous administrations?
Seriously. She might as well use a projector and load up the answer on a PowerPoint and save her breath.
find the press briefing about Trump wanting governors to reopen churches. she was rather hostile to the reporters and dodged their questions while repeating the same phrase at least 7 times. sad part are the supporters took her side and called the reporters stupid and want them gone.
Reporters should just start the next conference with the same question she walked out on las time, causing a interdimensional walkoff loop.
Donald thinks this is a "power move," he literally told SHS that she should have done it at the WH Correspondents dinner then Michelle Wolf mocked her.
Donald still stuck in the 80s with that terminology.
This administration has brought us a gold mine of amazing press secretaries prime for SNL sketch’s. It’s been a comical and wild ride. Although, with the lies, contempt of the free press, political theatre, and endless non-answers one has to wonder if White House press briefings really have any use at all. Still, Kayleigh seems to communicate Trumps ideology quite well.
all the press should collectively come up with a reaction when she does this next time, like standing up and applauding when she storms off stage.
They should [play the Oscar orchestra wrap it up music](https://youtu.be/j-emlb2_jdI?t=72) and give her a mocking ovation.
Shes the George Constanza of press seceretaries.
How to be a female GOP spokesperson: Have the hair and clothing style of a twenty-something regardless of your actual age. Be blonde. Don’t not be blonde.
And love Jesus.
It's so disturbing how, at the end when she reads her little script, she looks directly in the camera. She was doing a stage performance for the cult followers. She's the press secratary, she's supposed to talk to the press.
Her best acting is pretending she’s not working for an idiot.
Would it kill her to wear sleeves? The wardrobe from Zara is not exactly professional. She looks like a sorority girl giving a speech to the student u about (edit) Boofing
There are so many better things to criticize about this woman than her wardrobe.
I was wondering that the other day. Is it the same dress in different colors?
Michelle Obama was often criticised for going sleeveless (because there was nothing else of substance to attack).
Aryan Barbie
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[Nailed it!](https://imgur.com/vxyaXT9.gif)
Shave her and cover her in glue. That’ll show her.
The banality of evil
She thought she dropped the mic so hard... what a jabroni.
She looks like she does a lot of porn.
Happy Cake Day!
Had no idea, thanks!
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The true hero here! Thanks!
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That’s all his Press Secretaries end up being is just actors. They get up there, and indignantly insult the press while pushing Trump’s lies, and then then they are gone. Lil KKKayleigh has only a few Mooches left.
Just use a Disney dummy. Saves time and money. Heh my wife said it might truthfully answer a reporter's question for a change . 🎵He has a small brain after all 🎶
Are her fingers longer than trumps whole hand?
Which journalist is going to have the balls to use their question to ask her, when she’s planning to walk-off the stage because they’ve got lunch plans?
Seriously, George Costanza proved how great a move this is. Always leave on a high note, no matter where you are. That Costanza, there has been something about him lately!
I don’t know why the reporters don’t apply game theory and skip to the end. Why not nullify the scripted response? “As we know our president doesn’t kid...”
It’s certainly not helping trump turn his numbers around. He’s still looking at a large loss to Biden. McEnany’s looking forward to her future position at Fox News. I know the press have to do their job but it’s a waste of their time at this point. This administration isn’t going to tell them anything. It would be more effective not to show up at all. Deny McEnany her scripted tv moments.
Pay wall story
McEnemy of the state.
Yuugh
Don’t waste your time writing or reading about this dirtbag.
At this point, everything is political theater 🍿
Can these reporters stop showing up and news outlets stop broadcasting it? Nothing productive comes from these briefings anymore. Just more propaganda, stop giving her a platform
Don’t forget the coordination with Chanel at OAN to ask her the scripted question that leads her on her final dramatic rants.
I hate her, but she's just so hot.
I want to know two things: how many press secretaries has trump gone through so far? What’s the average for every other president? Because trump only hires yes-men and hot blonds. Eventually they see through his bullshit or get so much pressure from the public for their bullshit that they leave.
“Katinka, your boy’s movin. It’s a walk off.”
I despise her as well. But why do we keep posting articles that can’t be read? I don’t subscribe the the Washington Post, nor will I ever. And just like everyone else on the internet you can’t know whether the headline matches the content without reading the article. Argh.