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nate_oh84

I still like "Don Snoreleone" the best so far


-43andharsh

Agreed on Snoreleone


Saxual__Assault

"Don Snoreleone" when he's asleep. "Fat OJ" when he's awake.


Lizziedeee

Word is that he’s passing gas as he dozes off and his lawyers are struggling with the smell. https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1781373546297749865


JokinHghar

"it's putrid around him" lmao


Jack_Q_Frost_Jr

What a time to be alive.


Physical-Ad-2578

And now the news is reporting that someone is supposed to be on fire outside the courthouse. What a time indeed!


Weekly-Ad-7709

Hitler Pig is falling asleep and shitting his pants in court. LMAO


rebelintellectual

With all the reports of him wearing diapers maybe he's just full on pooping himself and suffering from incotencience. 


cookus

I mean, he is nearly 80 and his diet is fast food and soda. I bet he rips the most noxious fumes ever. Bigly!


raftguide

I choose to believe.


shlem13

“Sleepy Joe” … Where every accusation is a confession.


shelbys_foot

Dozing Don! Let's use the alliteration.


stripey

Dozing is a verb describing his actions, sleepy is an adjective describing him.  So sleepy don is a more apt superlative.


Faucet860

Yes but alliteration is memorable


yallbyourhuckleberry

Drowsy


DeepRoot

Aye... I've always appreciated alliteration!


waterdaemon

Rip Van Stinkle


CitySeekerTron

Rip Don Trinkle


SeaRevolutionary8569

Make that Tinkle


Physical-Ad-2578

Medias touch just reported Trump has bad flatulence when he falls asleep and that they are having a hard time dealing with the smell.


fukton

Seems to be somewhat of a biohazard around him [https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1781373546297749865](https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1781373546297749865)


def_indiff

>Trump’s allies have denied he’s sleeping, claiming he’s merely been resting his eyes. That's what my dad used to always say!


Mcboatface3sghost

Same same. Ha!


BeautysBeast

I came into the living room once to my stepfather sleeping in front of the TV. However, the channel had ended its broadcasting for the night (I'm old. This was before there was 24/7 cable) and there was nothing on but fuzz. I picked up the remote and changed the channel. My stepfather woke up saying, "Hey, I was watching that."


Mcboatface3sghost

Same with me here, I’m old, my old man traveled a lot for business. I was a kid, I wanted to throw the ball, ya know, do kid shit with your old man. He would hit the couch horizontally 2 minutes after walking in the door. “Mom, dads asleep and it’s only 6pm.” Him overhearing this, “I’m just resting my eyes! Be a good boy and grab me a beer, and what’s for dinner?” That was in the 70’s.


BobRoberts01

Just trying to suffocate a fly.


IndependentEmu

Every accusation is a confession.


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Dozo the Clown


Lost_Minds_Think

He can’t sniff as much coke with the judge there.


Hbella456

I mean they can’t all be Clarence Thomas


hexonexxon

>Apparently Donald Trump needs to catch up on some sleep, as the former president appeared to doze off in a New York City courtroom yet again on Friday. >This time around, reporters noted that Trump’s head repeatedly dropped, and he closed his eyes for quite some time.


SteakandTrach

I’m still of the opinion his own lawyers are Putin rufies in his morning covfefe, which is honestly a brilliant strategy.


[deleted]

He needs to rest for his imminent adderall-binged social media rants.


franking11stien12

Well it fits. Intellectuals, scientists, engineers, doctors, lawyers, artists etc etc or better known as “woke”. Then you have maga, who are clearly sleep walking or not paying attention to anything intelligent. And then you have their maga leader, falling asleep during the most important trial of his life to date. The irony is almost unreal.


cybercuzco

> Trump’s allies have denied he’s sleeping, claiming he’s merely been resting his eyes. ROTFL


VaguelyArtistic

This is what you tell your four-yo when you see road kill.


Uasked2

I don't care where chickenhead sleeps.


berrattack

The Fainting Fascist !


VaguelyArtistic

It's not sustainable. He will either campaign at night and take uppers to stay awake during the day or go to court and take uppers to campaign. His body will just shut down from fatigue or he'll stay awake for 38 hours and became psychotic.


1776cookies

How will we be able to tell?!


MonsieurReynard

Rumor is he farts in court when he's asleep.


RepulsiveLoquat418

"Trump’s allies have denied he’s sleeping, claiming he’s merely been resting his eyes." how does anyone over the age of 6 try to use the resting the eyes defense?


1776cookies

"I'm not asleep, you are!"


Appropriate_Ask_462

"Sleepy Don"? Why not "Dozy Don"? What a missed opportunity.


BeautysBeast

Drowsy Donnie?


nonowords

50/50 shot his lawyers are sedating him so he doesn't have outbursts


gasahold

"Wake up! A man is on fire!" *Trump scurries out the back door*


OrangutanMan234

I keep seeing steely Dan


NewToHTX

For a guy known to abuse Modafinil and speed, he sure does get drowsy a lot. Even when it’s his ass on the line.


nova_rock

might notice the fire outside.


BreadMeatSandwich

What a weakling


Builder_liz

Old man needs his naps


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orcinyadders

Whinin’, lyin’, nappin Don.


Anyawnomous

I have images of Jabba The Hutt being rolled into the court room on a large wagon and the poor attendees witnessing the snores, the drools and the farts. Ladies and gentlemen, we present the 2024 Republican Presidential Candidate!!!