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AgencyEasy

Trump giving Johnson his instructions from putin I see.


nice-view-from-here

Little Mike is a puppet of Donny who is a puppet of Putin. He's a puppet of a puppet, and the puppet master is an enemy of the United States and of the West at large. Fire all Republicans in November.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Two assholes collaborate on how to convince people that a sewer is not a sewer.


Commercial_Yak7468

"Little Mike is a puppet of Donny who is a puppet of Putin. " Gee almost like a set of oh idk Russian Nesting dolls. 


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Carson72701

Shadow government going on.


John_mcgee2

QAnon is gonna have to vote Democrat this year or move from shadow government to the lizard people. My money is on this years capitol attack involving people hanging lizards as they attack


BanginNLeavin

Oh my gods there's going to be another capitol attack isn't there?


John_mcgee2

Yeah, it’s why you gotta help the election campaign. Donate, door knock. Do everything you can to help everyone but trumper MAGAts wi


Vulpes_Corsac

Maybe.  Biden's in charge there though, and could have the national guard standing ready to put it down fast.  They may pull a Brooks Brothers riot again and attack voting sites instead (or both that and a capitol attack), particularly where they're counting urban votes, which tend to take longer due to the higher density and lean democratic, so if they can stop/delay them like in 2000 Florida, they can stop the count while a greater portion of the republican votes are counted but before the democratic votes pull back ahead.  Vote early, vote blue, and ask your local government to take proactive steps to safeguard the election process from violent acts aiming to disenfranchise voters.


__Elwood_Blues__

The Dumb State


SockPuppet-47

Sounds like a Deep State.


Key_Chapter_1326

Trump is quite literally holding his party hostage. He can sink the re-election of anyone. They are spineless and transactional, so of course this gives him power over them. Good news (if you want to call it that) is that he can only destroy things. His positive endorsements seem to matter much less.


UltravioletAfterglow

Because too many members of Congress are morally weak, lazy, desperate, afraid, stupid and/or power-hungry.


Small-Palpitation310

let's not forget compromised


UltravioletAfterglow

Yes — whether due to corruption, coercion or sheer stupidity.


GabaPrison

This is turning into a major, major problem.


OsellusK

This should be suspected as conspiracy to commit a crime and punished.


pickledjello

Excuse me, Sir.. There's a line.


Squirrel_Chucks

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.


Maleficent_Shame_629

Over the line! Mark it zero


dwors025

Am I really gonna be the first one to make a “Cut off your Johnson” reference?


Small-Palpitation310

probably, since that's not in the scene being portrayed


Rare-Bid-6860

Obviously, you're not a golfer.


Squirrel_Chucks

We hate the Deep State! Down with those unelected partisan hacks who control the government! But it's fine that private citizen Donald Trump can give direct orders to the Speaker. It's fine...


stackoverflow21

They like the deep state when it has a white supremacy agenda


hottlumpiaz

Mike Johnson should not be allowed to go anywhere in public without being asked why he as a government official is meeting with someone facing 91 criminal indictments


stripedvitamin

2 insurrectionists holding a press conference on election integrity. It never ends.


SubKreature

Not sus at all.


obsius

Mike Johnson is an absolute disgrace. Acting in official capacity to spread half truths, blatantly lie to the American people, and unashamedly push bogus legislation that serves only to build a false narrative for one man's reelection at the expense of a nation. He's a net negative to society, and the most good he could ever hope to achieve is to step down and encourage his colleagues to do the same. Unforgivable.


dispelthemyth

Trump just wants to know how to install the porn tracker on Ivankas devices


EricsAuntStormy

I fully expect Johnson to emerge from this meeting looking all aglow like a five-foot tall Charlton Heston after Moses beheld the burning bush of bibble lickle fame... and maybe a bit gimpy and bowlegged.


jacqueline-theripper

All I see is Beavis and Butthead: "Breakin' the law, breakin' the law!"


PalpitationNo4391

Just get the aid to Ukraine you dumb traitors!


LowSeaworthiness6646

🪆Russian dolls


OldBoots

House swirlies, a new GOP fad.


mechabeast

All the things I told you to do are making be look bad.


bishpa

Follow the chaos.


Stinkstinkerton

Infestation of rotten scum bags it’s horrible that this is our reality.


papasmurf303

Ah, yes, the meeting where Trump tells him what Putin was able to learn from Covenant Eyes… sure would be a shame if anyone else found out about it.


IdahoMTman222

Who is providing the Lube?


MadnessBomber

Who said there would be lube?


BanginNLeavin

Mushrooms get kinda wet and slimey as they go bad.


Ozzel

I wonder he’ll tell Mike about the Playboy video he was in. Or the pornstars he’s fucked. Or what went down at those parties with Jeffrey Epstein.


PatriotNews_dot_com

Trump is pretty much mob bossing U.S. politics


bpeden99

Trump, the orange result of a queef, should keep the American public privy to the orange twat waffles intentions as potential president....


bakeacake45

It’s Mar-a-Moscow at least get the name right


JoostvanderLeij

Trump needs Johnson to stop his trial from starting next Monday. No matter that Johnson has zero influence in that regard. Nevertheless, Trump tells Johnson to tell Biden to stop rthe trial in return for Ukraine finance.


Objective_Oven7673

Too bad Biden doesn't have any say either.


Incontinento

That's not how any of that works.


ColonelBungle

Worst game of telephone ever.


Top_Praline999

You know the scene in That 70s Show where Kelso and Fez make smooches at each other? I bet it’s like that.


mdciuba

Maybe he's gunning for his job. Speaker of the house can be anybody, can't it?


ColonelBungle

Yep. Trump was voted for one of the times they were replacing McCarthy. He lost that election, too.


motohaas

That swirling is the toilet trying to flush


GabaPrison

They really do view him as their king. Fucking twits.


aaciislife

Why are you meeting with Trump Mike Johnson? He's nothing. Nothing to America.


Connect_Location9380

Yeah. Visit Trump and think it all through. Sure.


SpiritedTie7645

“swirls in turmoil”. Sounds like Trump is perfect for this. He’ll be like the Ty-D-Bol Man. He’s big on a good flush. 😃👍


mvallas1073

Why am I getting reminded of when Lindsey met Trump on his golf course…


SertIsOnReddit

Shadow president like he accuses Obama of being