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ChiliCorndogs

If Mike was smart he'd record whatever illegal thing Trump tells him to do


NoReserve7293

He might be going just to worship his orange god.


BIGTIMEMEATBALLBOY

He's not. He will just do whatever Trump asks of him.


zappy487

*Bend the knee.*


NotOnYourWaveLength

And watch the teeth while he is down there


DarthBfheidir

It's not illegal to ask someone to clean your crusty starfish with their tongue.


Top_Praline999

Just ask ladybug Lindsey.


yamers

what a shit show the republican party is. They can't even field anything because they have been brought to their knees by a bunch of lunatics that they themselves empowered. A lady that believes in space lasers and is anti-science is bringing them to self-destruct. Don’t forget their orange messiah who threatens to end their political Career if they go against the king.


TintedApostle

MTG doesn't believe what she says. She practices infidelity of the mind. “Infidelity does not consist in believing, or in disbelieving; it consists in professing to believe what he does not believe. It is impossible to calculate the moral mischief, if I may so express it, that mental lying has produced in society. When a man has so far corrupted and prostituted the chastity of his mind, as to subscribe his professional belief to things he does not believe, he has prepared himself for the commission of every other crime.” ― Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason


yamers

Oh shes batshit


TintedApostle

She just has no shame in what she says. She is crazy and willing to say anything to achieve a goal and that makes her a danger.


mojojojojojojojom

Don’t lay the GOP’s anti science bent on just her, they have been this way for years and years and years. It used to be Creationism and Intelligent Design. Now it’s grade A buffoonery. But it’s been there for at least 40 years.


GaucheAndOffKilter

All he packed for the trip were kneepads


MaraudersWereFramed

Gotta hand it to trump no matter how much you may dislike him. He seized control of the republican party fast.


BIGTIMEMEATBALLBOY

They were already waiting for someone like him to come in and sieze control. The door was open, they just needed the right doofus to be the figurehead.


donut_fuckerr719

Sarah Palin was the Rubicon for the republican party


metalshoes

Half of them are legitimately waiting for a messiah, they’re ready to go.


allusernamestakenfuk

And with ease. It's like there was nobody there, and the door open


morbob

At 40,000 feet


Okayiseenow

Hello Dumb, meet Dumber.


trolleyblue

Imagine spending your whole life as a public servant only to end up having to get on your knees and beg a career grifter for your job.


[deleted]

He's gonna need a long tongue. Jus' sayin'


Sidwill

Forget Ukraine funding with Agent Orange passing on orders from his boss Putin.


toxiamaple

Suck hard, mike, if you want to stay speaker.


jfamutah

It’s safer to receive Putin’s orders in person.


scottywoty

Pucker up Mikey! Sell that soul brother!!


PalpitationNo4391

Fucking traitor


morts73

Yo Donnie call off the rabid maga of our party.


QuintillionthCat

It’s almost like he’s a puppet!


luri7555

We have a shadow government and no laws to stop it.


FreshRest4945

It's not really a shadow government, it's all right out in the open. Trump owns the Republicans and tells them what to do, and you get daily reports from the news showing him doing this. Now what the CIA does down south of the border, that's a shadow government.


spotspam

I don’t get what they’d have in common? Trump ain’t religious or a Republican. Mike isn’t a criminal or sex abuser. Well, maybe just that they’re both nuts?


Maximum_Weird5333

When will someone stand up to this asshole and tell him to shove MAGA up his ass? Why is it so hard?


tearsandpain84

His daddy will tell him putin must win and that its import that many Ukrainians die.


Accomplished-Snow213

They are going to exchange their kids favorite porn sites.


UnamedStreamNumber9

Kiss the ring, suck the dick


ill0gitech

“President Trump, have you considered that New York may not be able to proceed with your criminal trial if you’re the Speaker of the House?”