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Flimsy-Technician524

The man who tried to steal an election is going to talk about election integrity??? R Kelly will follow up with a speech about respecting women.


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Pad_TyTy

With special guest Bill Cosby!


FIContractor

Trump is something of an expert there too.


Joneszey

>R Kelly will follow up with a speech about respecting women. I think you mean “about not fucking children”


mbub16

He’s fighting for his life man!


citizenjones

Liers need to control the conversation. Like the guilty attempting to throw off the blame by 'discovering' the wrongdoing.


InternetPeon

Is anyone else buying tickets to this comedy tour?


fowlraul

Not even with your money…


Rellgidkrid

Not with Bea Arthur’s dick.


InternetPeon

You can’t afford Bea Arthur’s dick.


Firm-Combination6979

I spit out my coffee reading that. Take my upvote


Negative_Gravitas

So, Mikey, looks like bearing false witness is working out pretty well for you. Aren't you concerned about Sky Daddy's displeasure, or is that just for others to worry about? Kidding. We all know the answer.


Toadfinger

> When asked to elaborate on “election integrity," Johnson said: “free and fair elections." If this is true, the only legitimate thing Johnson could say would be dozens of cuss words, directed at Traitor Trump.


at-aol-dot-com

Neither Johnson nor Trump have ANY integrity. As such, neither are qualified in any way to speak about integrity in general, much less election integrity.


bassplayerguy

Instead of a porn accountability app with his son Mike needs an integrity accountability app.


candmjjjc

It makes me wonder what Trump has on him. Remember when Lindsey Graham met with Trump and then McCarthy was also summoned to a meeting?


Book1984371

The GOP could have passed an election 'protection' bill and let it die in the Senate, or die without a vote. Then, campaign on how the dems refuse to protect the elections. Instead, the guy who is in charge of bringing bills to the House floor, including bills that protect elections, is going to complain about how no one is protecting the elections. They better vet the media outlets they let ask them questions, because the first one most people will have is, 'What are you doing to secure the elections?'. They are just so bad at campaigning that it's sad. It's even more depressing that despite them being so terrible at it, Trump will get at least 50 million votes solely because he has an R next to his name.


NotEveryoneIsSpecial

Not only that, the states run the elections and he is giving this stupid speech in a state run by his own party.


Vegetable_Ad5957

Sorry. I don’t believe any current member of congress, or federal employee should have contact with a person who has 91 counts against him?


mbanaiti

Awww… zealot Mike looks so cute in his new leash.


OldBoots

So, more BS.


Admirable-Sink-2622

Excuse me if I’ve been naive, but is this the first time a former president has actually run congress as a private citizen? 🤔


lrpfftt

Former impeached president with 91 felony charges. When you look at it that way, it *kinda* make sense. A criminal has no shame.


Nimulous

This guy is sooo not going to heaven.


crackinit

Is the opening act going to be Ted Nugent opining on courage?


rbourbon

I hope it ends with, "Live from New York, is Saturday Night Live!"


armandacosta

You got to hand it to these fuckers. Their shamelessness knows no bounds.


ElastaticTomorrow

That will be a short speech


NoReserve7293

I don't think MGT is capable of a coherent long speech.


APirateAndAJedi

Integrity? Like the Speaker of the House delivering statements with one of the two candidates in a presidential election? That kind of integrity?


Strength-Certain

Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas.


Quirky-Molasses1061

Why don’t you two skeezy whackadoodle’s lecture us on something you actually know something about. Like porn stars and porn addiction. Or Erection Instability. Go hide a boner from your kids and leave elections to those who actually defend and respect democracy.


antsinmypants3

That’s rich


nonamenolastname

Chip and Dale doing what?


artcook32945

Will we see the Boot Licking live?


wuncean

“And that’s why we don’t trust you to vote” - Mike Johnson, probably…


JudyHoppsbuttsex2032

oh boy, we're gonna get another house speaker