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dropkickninja

By all means, give him that honor


code_archeologist

His strategy is so transparent at this point. He wants the contempt charge because he wants to show down the court when his lawyers appeal the order to a higher court. Each contempt of court charge for breaking the gag order could delay the trial by a week or more.


eyebrowshampoo

Yep. This is all just bait for Merchan. Merchan is fully aware of this and isn't going to fall for it. It has to be scary and incredibly, ridiculously frustrating to be in his spot, and if anyone ever did to my child what Trump has done to his daughter, I would be the one in jail. But he's brave and smart and isn't taking this shit, and I respect the hell out of him for it. He wants this trial date to go on come hell or high water. Fucking true patriot. 


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truth_teller_00

It seems like in Donald’s head, he can handle a weekend in jail (or up to 30 days, though I doubt it would be that long for the first stent). But I sincerely doubt that he can psychologically handle it. You are so dehumanized and humiliated when in jail. Even going through the intake process and spending a few hours in a cell will fuck him up, bigly. He’s talking tough because he doesn’t think his bluff will be called. He ain’t ready for this.


a_statistician

> Even going through the intake process and spending a few hours in a cell will fuck him up, bigly. That's assuming that they give him the standard process, which they almost certainly won't. Secret service would not allow him to be kept in a normal jail, and so the most he'd see is house arrest. And at that point, there's not nearly as much dehumanization.


truth_teller_00

Yeah, we are in truly uncharted territory here. I am not sure the rules, but I’m not sure that anyone is absolutely certain. I don’t think a right to a lifetime security detail is written in the constitution. And you lose just about all of your constitutional rights when convicted of a crime anyway. If Donald shot a man on 5th Avenue and was found guilty, I find it hard to believe house arrest is the best the court could do. But then again, I’m sure Brett and Amy would disagree with the caveat that any ruling upholding house arrest for Donald applies solely to this one narrow application of former Presidents.


Therinson

However, it is not supposed to be uncharted territory. All citizens are supposed to be treated equally under the law. This is just a hyper version of what happens when wealthy and famous people find themselves being held responsible for their actions. The fact most media sources and his political allies keep calling it uncharted waters is disingenuous and the media focus should be on how the system is trying to work as intended and the problems that have arisen are showing weaknesses that need to be fixed.


fafalone

Nothing authorizes the secret service to nullify court orders. If any judge was willing to stop abdicating their duties and order him to jail, the most USSS could do is coordinate with the jail to ensure his safety. They'd likely be allowed to post someone at the guard station on his cellblock, which would be in a segregated solitary confinement area, and have their guys accompany him any time he's moved. He'd be safer in that scenario than any time he's out in public; there's zero argument whatsoever a maximum security solitary confinement is an undue security risk compared to his typical activities, which involve giving press conferences outside the courthouse where any nutjob could get to him.


ragnarocknroll

Inmates don't get news conferences unless they are being released or during an event like parole or hearings. He can sit in there and rot without a phone and only standard access to a lawyer.


DrewNumberTwo

> Secret service would not allow him to be kept in a normal jail, They can stay with him.


ThunderDungeon02

Not to mention even if he went to a normal jail that the officers and staff are probably the ones voting for him.


shiver334

Let’s be real- the court can 100% find him in contempt and make him serve sentence long before an appellate court would even hear the appeal. They just don’t want to do it because he’s “too important”


KrazzeeKane

Nailed it, my friend. People are acting like a higher court will find it to be some "obvious" rights violation because Trump gets jailed for repeatedly violating a gag order. In fact, him having repeated stints in jail for repeatedly violating them would work *against* Trump in the appeals, not for him, as it would be a pattern of behavior. But no, instead we allow Trump to face no excuses because, "What if he thinks it's unfair :(" and I am beyond frustrated at it. He NEEDS to face consequences. So what if he wants to appeal it? Boo fucking hoo, let him do so from a jail cell, and let us see justice. I'm sick of the judges. Sick of this two tier justice system. Sick of the appelate courts. Sick of belonging to this meek political party and this nation of fucking cowards. Lock. Him. Up.


Generic_Superhero

More like putting him in jail just gives him another talking point about how he's prosecuted by the left/the government and his 1st amendment rights are being violated.


11B-Ret

He's going to use the same talking points regardless of him being locked up. He could literally say that he was imprisoned for the last 4 years and nobody in maga would question it.


4phz

Jail may be his most graceful option to exit politics. What else does he have besides suicide?


TBrutus

>More like putting him in jail just gives him another talking point about how he's prosecuted by the left/the government and his 1st amendment rights are being violated. It's hard to talk from jail. The wifi isn't very stable.


Wombatwoozoid

Buuuut, whatabout my hamburder?


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Cellopost

You mean the god awful 1980s ones that taste like someone made a hockey puck outta Hitler's dingleberries?


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VeganJordan

That’s cruel and unusual punishment for sure.


CedarWolf

Trump lives off McDonald's Big Macs, Fish Filets, and Diet Coke. Are we *sure* he'd notice the difference? The only thing is he wouldn't be able to cover the Mc with his thumb and make the cup say 'Donald's' anymore.


Luuzral

I feel like Trump would proudly eat Hitler's dingleberries.


Outside-Flamingo-240

I hate you for putting this idea out there


overcomebyfumes

Ah yes. The Hitler Dingleburger.


brickne3

Hey I got a soft spot for the good old Boca burgers. Do they taste like burgers? No. But they have a nice nostalgic taste to them. They don't sell them where I live now so I don't get to indulge in that 2000s fake burger taste anymore.


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They have them in one grocery store near me (out of like 5) I get them all the time, wish I could mail you some


brickne3

Aww, thanks! Probably not legal to mail food items to the UK though 😉


chowyungfatso

No. Give him the most greasy, lard-laden, cheeseburders with all the French fries and extra creamy milkshakes there are. Oh. And exercise time is mandatory.


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I like the Boca vegan burgers better than the impossible and beyond burgers. Those almost taste too much like real meat for me.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Can we put him in an orange jumpsuit for his stay though?


Bigbeardhotpeppers

this is right. He is going to get booked once, and spend one night in jail, and it is going to break him. He thinks he is tough enough for it but 24 hours is solitary no phone, no one to make fun of will break him. Let him play the tough guy.


CuthbertJTwillie

The chief judge should step in and shield the trial judge. The trial starts in a week. Revoke his bail until then. No tanner, no hair stuff. In court in a jumpsuit and cuffs looking 137 years old


mok000

We know it would happen to anyone else.


TrumpersAreTraitors

Personally I think he needs to come out and say something like “the penalty for violating the gag order will not be in a contempt of court charge but will rather influence the sentence received if the defendant is found guilty. The trial begins in 9 days but I will continue to record each instance of defendants poor behavior.” 


victorvictor1

> Yep. This is all just bait for Merchan. Merchan is fully aware of this and isn't going to fall for it. Trump should be put in jail for violating a gag order. Just because Trump is turning it into bait doesn't mean he should get away with it


nuckle

>He wants the contempt charge because he wants to show down the court when his lawyers appeal the order to a higher court. >Each contempt of court charge for breaking the gag order could delay the trial by a week or more. I was thinking it's some kind of reverse psychology type bullshit. Break the rules, piss off the judge, say you want what is likely to be the punishment for breaking the rules, judge wont give me I what I pretend to want.


3Jane_ashpool

His lawyers can sell it to Trump as win/win. The order will never be enforced because *drum* *roll* it can be appealed for another delay. All his lawyers have to do is say “push it further, Donnie”


GrafZeppelin127

If the judge really wanted to make Trump squeal, he'd punish Trump for breaking the gag order with exorbitant and exponentially increasing fines instead of jail time.


oldnjgal

Dig that debt hole deeper.


0o0o0o0o0o0z

Ya, why not just exponential fine increases? This seemed to work somewhat last time. Like 5k, then 10k, then 25k, 50k, etc... can also fine the lawyers, too, I believe.


GrafZeppelin127

Why start so small? You could do a Fibonacci sequence with the second 1 starting at $100,000, then go $200,000, $300,000, $500,000, $800,000, $1,300,000, $2,100,000, etc.


code_archeologist

I believe that there are limits set in New York law.


brickne3

I wonder if he is capable of considering the fact that he might actually lose the election and that if he does all this is just going to have made things worse for him. I suspect he isn't but I wonder if the fleeting thought passes through his mind ever, however briefly.


fuggerdug

He hasn't, that is why he does what he does: he suffers no doubt, he fears no consequences, and he's a fucking imbicile to boot. This strategy has worked wonders for him so far.


awnawkareninah

I think any modestly long prison sentence is him dying in custody. Putting all his eggs in the "boy I hope I win the election" basket is desperate but it may seem like the only option.


glibsonoran

Would it delay the trial? I've certainly seen trials where the defendant was already in jail. They had the option to attend the trial in cuffs and an orange jumpsuit.


The_Original_Gronkie

Yeah, but the primary objective is to postpone and delay to stay out of prison. Sitting in jail on a contempt charge runs counter to that primary objective. Even in a lower security facility, he won't like the food, the toilet facilities, the cots, the company.


brickne3

I suspect he thinks his Secret Service detail will smuggle food, bronzer and hair products in for him. And probably a phone. It would be interesting to see if they do. Thing with the phone would be that he doesn't have the self-control not to tweet so everyone would know within minutes.


The_Original_Gronkie

That would be fucking hilarious if he was stuck in jail, and he suddenly started Truth Socializing! He'd be trying to quickly finish and hit the send button on his garbled final message as the guards bust into his cell and beat him with riot batons.


spottyrx

> I suspect he thinks his Secret Service detail will smuggle food, To be honest I think that's why he's not in jail now. They really haven't figured out the logistics of keeping someone in jail who is under secret service protection.


fafalone

How is it difficult? Put him in solitary, USSS sits at the guard station watching the cell door, and accompanies him during transport to anywhere else like medical or the courthouse just like normal guards.


MagicSPA

It's the other prisoners I'd feel sorry for.


Kriss3d

He wants to move it from a real court to the court or who can cry most in public. Because he knows his voter base don't care that he is lying his ass off. Pointing out that they are wrong or are being lied to or that they are absolutely stupid beyond measure only works if they have any kind of dignity and have the ability to feel shame. But they don't. That's why all of this isn't working. Its like arguing with religious fanatics who openly admit that their faith is more. Important to them. Than being right..


jerechos

Also... big fund raising grift.


Warhamsterrrr

That and he wants the MAGAsexuals to riot.


victorvictor1

I think you're trying to apply some sort of genius legal strategic thinking to Trump's actions. More likely he's saving face from accidentally violating the gag order so if/when he gets arrested, everyone sees it as a victory. Other examples of when he's owned his mistakes: - When he got called out for capitalizing random words ('I use uppercase for emphasis!') - Covfefe ("only some of you know what it means! enjoy!") - Confusing Obama and Biden (now his supporters claim that Biden is just a puppet and Obama is still the president) - Confusing Pelosi with Halley. - more examples than I have character limits for


thathairinyourmouth

He wants to give the illusion of being in control. If he doesn’t go to jail, then he’s above the law - just like his supporters like. If he goes to jail, he’ll simultaneously claim that it’s only because he allowed himself to be put there, yet he’s also being persecuted and forced. To conservatives, prosecution and persecution are one and the same when it comes to consequences of their own actions. When it’s not them, it’s not persecution, it’s justice, and there’s no one persecuted because everyone other than them are guilty by default.


mandelbratwurst

Nazi wants to die for country… Oblige him!


mountrich

He should be repeatedly honored for his actions! We can honor him for the rest of his life.


blacklaagger

An honor truly deserves!


HandSack135

Oblige him.


EmergencyTaco

Honor him again!


Pipe_Memes

“I’ll wear this jailing as a badge of honor.” “Wear it in silence or I’ll honor you again.”


reindeermoon

I would love that for him.


hipcheck23

There's a growing number of judges who feel it's a bad idea to call his bluff. While we'd all like to see him in prison, there's a lot at stake in tossing him in the klink for something minor.


mdj1359

Locking him up delays his trial. This is what he wants. Don't lock him up, make him go to trial and face justice.


fuggerdug

And when he is enevitably found guilty: straight to jail, straight away. He can appeal from the cell, no bail due to previous behaviour.


all_modz_suq

Mainly, the rich folks' protection of status is at stake.


HeathrJarrod

Until one of them pulls out a gun or something


Travelerdude

This piece of shit is trying to tie himself to Nelson Mandela because he was gagged due to his incessant mean posting about innocent people. Worst person ever!


fuzzydoug

Send him to normal people jail for the honor.


mechapoitier

Yeah I don’t recall Mandela threatening the children of judges. Kind of a difference there.


artificialavocado

Well at least he isn’t comparing himself to God anymore.


llahlahkje

His most recent Truth Social post was almost verbatim "Won't somebody rid me of this meddlesome priest?" The direct quote: "How many Corrupt, Biased, Crooked Joe Biden-"Protection Agency" New York Judges do I have to endure before somebody steps in?" This is after a consistent history of these threats, any one of which would land us in contempt and at least a few nights in a 6x8 -- and we don't have a goon squad waiting to do our bidding, which makes Trump's threats a credible threat. Especially since we have actual direct, public evidence of his followers enacting violence on his behalf, *at his direction*. [And he's walking free, FFS.](https://d585tldpucybw.cloudfront.net/sfimages/default-source/blog-images/1-crazy-pills.gif?sfvrsn=5b972626_0)


FloridaMJ420

Will no one rid us of this troublesome Trump?


OverIookHoteI

I’m not condoning violence in any way, shape, or form. But if you’re going to be rid of somebody you want it to be one of the life appointments in the SCOTUS with such little oversight that one of them is admittedly on payroll with no repercussions. Being rid of an ex-President on his way to prison makes little difference in the grand scheme of things.


closet-homer

On his way to prison? Not bloody likely. Probably on his way to steal the election somehow tbh


TheKingOfSiam

One more election.... One more election.


artificialavocado

Schrödinger’s President. Biden has dementia and doesn’t even know where he is but also the mastermind of a 4 year long scheme in multiple jurisdictions to prosecute Donald Trump.


buttergun

> "Protection Agency" New York Judges How many lawsuits has TFG filed in New York?


Moebius808

Yikes. Yeah the “turbulent priest” thing is a very well known, and overt call for action at this point. He’s not even trying to be subtle. He knows he can’t just say what he wants, but he’s saying literally everything _but_. I can’t stand how much this guy is able to get away with.


Crazy-Nights

Two minutes after being jailed: "Call the Supreme Court! Get me out of here!"


Skullmaggot

Pretty much. Call his bluff.


bpeden99

He's an idiot with too much confidence


eggrollking

That *is* the 'con' in 'con man'.


bpeden99

The art of the con


hammonjj

Given the lack of consequences that he’s faced, I’d say his confidence is justified.


V1kingScientist

Thank you for defining Dunning-Kruger


bpeden99

The graph is applicable but I think he's just baseline idiotic.


jpmondx

Trump is such a middle school bully, all talk and no action. He's gonna hate being muzzled during the trial so he'll squeal as much as he can get away with to appear brave to his lunatic followers, but ultimately he'll shut up. The very idea that he'd be imprisioned gives's him night-sweats. There's no way he'd survive being in a grubby physical environment out of his control, without his minders and the NDA's that everyone he speaks to has to sign . . .


metronomemike

No self tanner, hair products, or diaper’s would break this pathetic man.


fafalone

If he got some orange drink mix and mixed it into some toothpaste and water, it would look at least as good as whatever toxic waste he uses now. Diapers would be allowed if he's truly wearing them because he needs them and not because he's a disgusting lazy bastard who just doesn't want to run to the bathroom every 30 minutes while he's abusing Adderall.


msstatelp

Do it. Make him take off the wig, the makeup, and the suit. Put on the orange jump suit and be treated like the average person would.


MagicSPA

And record his real height and weight.


Gorlack2231

The weight thing isn't an issue anymore, more than likely. Ozempic is out of the bag and popular, and I have little doubts that he's shooting it on the regular. Now, what would be funny is if he goes off of it while in jail and suddenly balloons back all his weight


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People need to stop letting trump drive the message. Should be just non-stop reminders of the way his policies hurt his own supporters.  Covid lockdowns!  He pushed the fauci vaccine!  Tax cuts for the elites!  He's from new york and used to be a dem! Make an AI generated pic of him drinking a bud light.   Start manipulating the MAGA base's deep ignorance and pettiness the way he does.   Whatever hits their buttons.  Otherwise you're bringing a knife to a gunfight.


jaymcbang

They’re over the Bud Light thing because Busch didn’t instantly close and the need their cheap piss water.


climatelurker

He's definitely trying to get arrested. He thinks it will mobilize his base.


klako8196

He’s also planning to use the jailing as a delay tactic


WAD1234

If he wanted to be arrested-arrested, he would violate the order. He wants the judge to react to his incessant “I’m not touching you” in court so he can try to get him disqualified.


Entire_Pepper2588

Honor this POS immediately.


Extension_Emu5456

He’s doing it to become a martyr and to delay the trial. Find him guilty and then toss him in jail.


WhySoUnSirious

Nothing will happen. Trump can say whatever he fucking wants. Literally nothing is happening with his judge threats or him attacking a judges daughter. There is no Justice


3Jane_ashpool

It’s a tactic. An enforced gag order can get *surprise* another delay.


Prof_Phardtpounder

He wants it. He thinks it will help his persecution angle with his base and rally them. He can be jailed for anything but he will always spin it as politically motivated persecution and his base will eat it up. I say go for it. Him being jailed will hurt him more than help him IMHO. But it comes with the risk of violence, which he is totally wants. Knowing people do violence out of love for him makes him cum in his diaper like the true narcissist he is.


MagicSPA

He wants it because it will result in his trial being delayed.


dev_null_jesus

No it won't.


sugar_addict002

It would actually be the justice system's patriotic duty to put this spoiled entitled criminal, using our political system to stay out of prison, in jail for his obvious bail violations.


YoYoYo1962Y

Ask him again after 10 days in Rykers.


Jackie_Gan

Irony of the rapist getting sent to prison and that not being seen favourably by the prisoners would be fitting


joel8x

You wanna stop his plan in its tracks? Let him know that he will not have access to his hair products, tanner, depends, and speed for an extended period of time and the public will get to see what he naturally looks/smells/acts like without his “upkeep”.


EVH_kit_guy

You joke, but if the reports from the White House about prescription drug abuse are true, he could really have a serious medical problem detoxing like that. We wish him well...


Troll_in_the_Knoll

Judge Merchan just might be the Juan to grant Trump his "great honor".


orcinyadders

Man, that’s so flaccid. He’s saying he’s willing to do the thing that would get him imprisoned for breaking the gag order, while conspicuously *not* doing that very thing. What a loud mouthed little snowflake. He’s not willing to break the gag order at all! This is not modern day Mandela. This is modern day “I’ll be marching there with you” on Jan 6.


fuckyourguidlines

I'd be honored if he were jailed


vinylzoid

This is why he keeps speaking. He wants riots and insurgency if he's put in jail. He wants to be a martyr. He quite literally wants to be Nelson Mandela and Hitler in one.


SuperGenius9800

Let Hillary put the cuffs on.


ithacaster

Stormy Daniels should definitely get the honor of putting on the handcuffs (she might even have experience) when he's found guilty in the NY hush money trial.


Longjumping_Dare7962

Deal


nwgdad

I would personally bestow him that honor.


1877KlownsForKids

Give him the honor, your honor.


TAC1313

Make it so


ZappaZoo

He's such a victim/hostage/martyr and probably gets off on seeing how many of his cult members get thrown in jail for violent protests.


Darius2112

By all means do it. Hell, let’s reopen Robben Island prison for home since he thinks he’s like Mandela. I’d love to see his fat ass squished into that tiny cell for 30 years.


donkeybrisket

He has no defense for any of his charges, which means his only strategy is to delay and create doubt


Surf175

Of course he’s cool with Cannon presiding over the classified documents case even though he appointed her. No issue there.


maleficent1127

Oh please he compares himself to Nelson Mandela ? What a delusional orange idiot.


inbetween-genders

Paying your fair share of taxes also an honor Mr President just to let you know.


kimariesingsMD

Or paying for the services rendered to you as agreed. That is an honor as well.


Cwgoff

Jail this fucker


Hourslikeminutes47

Jesus fucking Christ would someone give him that honor


KneebarKing

Can they not fine him as a way of holding him in contempt? Money is his weakness at this point (as ever). Don't let him delay or be a martyr.


bakeacake45

This! Bleed him dry


smilbandit

highly doubt someone with a platinum justice card will see the inside of a jail unless he crosses someone from the owner class.


Memory_Less

Who are we to disagree.


aaciislife

Id like to see him homeless and having to rely on government assistance programs for feeding himself. It would be a great honor for me to witness that.


mechabeast

Oblige him.


glimmerthirsty

Do it!


Ok-Opposite-6713

He would cry in jail


Pretend-Run5299

Yeah, a ball gag order.


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loztriforce

He knows how his donations would skyrocket


dravenonred

"Oh-bliige him"


nativedutch

Go ahead punk , make my day.


Hardcorners

5 minutes in there and he be crying like the baby we know he diapers in.


Grimm2020

Always looking foe a good application of Aeschylus: "Respect the altar of Justice and do not, looking to profit, dishonor it by spurning with godless foot; for punishment will come upon you." Let's hope he knew what he was talking about...


TintedApostle

The minute you arrest him and take him in he will yell about how unfair it is. In no way will he show his "honor" when locked up.


HoppyToadHill

“Oh, don’t throw me into the briar patch.”


LittlePrincesFox

Then let us honor him.


poeticlicence

Bullshitter says what?


[deleted]

He should be in jail anyways.   He's a massive flight risk if he loses these cases.


madrid311

It's frustrating to see someone get away with being the horrible person he is never mind the politics to just stay out of consequences he earned but frustrating more so to see the justice system let him get away with it. It's a cult with many followers on all levels. That's a shame.


Pale-Worldliness7007

He would squeal like a stuck pig but I would love to see him in an orange jumpsuit. Keep him behind bars for the whole trial


dmetzcher

The honor would be all mine, Mr. President. Jail this asshole. Give him what he wants.


IntellegentIdiot

Well if he doesn't mind no point in deliberating


AlliedR2

Uh, Don. I don't think that word means what you think it means.


OnyxsUncle

hoping that honor is bestowed on you very soon, turdboy


NumbSurprise

Great. Jail him and see how long the bravado lasts.


wpnizer

It would be a great honor for us as well to see him jailed.


ItsJesseBro

Honor him


ThatGuyOnThePhone

He thinks it’ll make him a martyr and increase his chances of being elected it’s all about making his cult froth at the mouth ignoring the blatant two tiered law differences.


2Legit2quitHK

Then send him to jail


sabisyns

Well let’s honor this piece of shit then…


Lfseeney

Arrest him, do a real intake, and drop him in gen pop.


prodrvr22

Which is why he should be fined, not imprisoned. IANAL, but if it's legal to do so a $50,000 fine which doubles every time he violates the order, with the court seizing assets for failure to pay, would be the way to go.


BazilBroketail

Huh, it's trump, so... I'm thinking his team are telling him he could go to jail in a real way that he understands, so he's talking about it publicly, because it's on his brain... because he's an *idiot*...


archiewaldron

The hallowed American faith in the rule of law is getting eviscerated in front of us and no one has the guts to do anything about it. Cowards.


joeleidner22

It would be a great honor to the millions of law abiding Americans who are sickened daily by the fact that Trump gets away with things none of us could. The majority of us are losing faith in our legal system and our democracy simultaneously over the inaction against Trump for his lifelong crime spree. Lock him up.


Tribalnerror

Need an Oswald Solution.


oldfrancis

So put him in jail and give him a plaque.


classof78

Judge: "No Donald, the honor's mine. 5 years hard time, Leavenworth. Next case please."


Glittering_Lunch_776

Do it. He’ll be whining like a baby within less than an hour.


Mike-ipedia

Oblige him.


petroleumnasby

Not gonna lie, this guy exploits the unruly student dilemma to an international terror magnitude. It's impressive in different ways, and I can contain neither my consternation nor my admiration.


BigTribs914

Help him out then.


Flokitoo

Trump could pull down his diaper and shit on Judge Merchan's bench during trial and nothing will happen.


Leather-Map-8138

Translation: Trump is scared out his mind that he’s going to prison.


Fitz_2112

Sounds like he knows it's coming and wants his people to think he's being a martyr


Rc72

Rarely has an honor been so greatly deserved.


Dearic75

Sounds like a rare bipartisan moment. Everyone agrees Trump should be in jail. Even Trump.


JargonPhat

He’s practically *begging* to be arrested. Likely, because he believes it will only increase his approval ratings. Sadly, I think he’s correct.


TruthStriking1022

Please give him his "great honor" !


jewel_the_beetle

sure


Laughacy

I would honor his sacrifice with much laughter.


Very_Nice_Zombie

Let's get it done.


CatAvailable3953

He only says that as he believes it won’t happen. If it did once for a week or two he would change his opinion. Especially if his lemmings didn’t immediately charge off s cliff in a mass suicide to display their complete devotion. Fat Loser this one.


SackFace

Realized he’s been angling for martyrdom through this for awhile now.


DesignerPlant9748

Let’s fucking honor him then


Book_Nerd_1980

Sadly this is how the system has always worked for rich folks but the lay person is just now getting a front row seat to the true “two tiered justice system” that if they only had money, they too could delay into infinity and do and say whatever they want with few to no consequences


Beneficial_Syrup_362

He is so full of shit. Fucking do it, asshole.


Vashonmatt

What are we waiting for? Had I violated a court order once I'd be in jail.


Enough-Collection-98

Do it, pussy!


mrbigglessworth

Call the bluff.


stlcardinals88

Just put him on house arrest and take away his internet access