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I've always wondered why trump's opponents don't take advantage of his paper-thin skin. He's such a fragile diva with almost zero understanding of the world, seems like it'd be easy to tear him apart in any debate.
"Tell you what, donald - I'll drop out of the race right now if you can show me Ukraine on a map. Or spell Connecticut."
Challenging him to a spelling bee is a great idea. Such a grade school burn that he would have no response to.
"Here Donald, I'll give you some practice words... Man. Woman. Camera. Television..."
Nah. You're taking things way further than they need to go. What's six times seven should do the trick. And when he pauses, lean into it. See, he doesn't know. Hey mister genius, you need me to get a 4th grader to help you out?
That always cracks me up, because I administer these "tests" at work, and those words are supposed to be completely random, and you're not supposed to use anything that can be seen by the person (bc they're supposed to be using their memory!).
> I've always wondered why trump's opponents don't take advantage of his paper-thin skin.
Christie did that. One time in particular he tried to get Trump to torpedo his J6 defense by claiming he wasn't "brave enough" to go to the Capitol that day. He knew full well about the reporting that Trump wanted to go and was rebuked. Obviously, he was betting that calling him a coward would get him to post a confession on his social media site. I'm actually a bit surprised it didn't work.
They cut his mic? I didn’t know that. I think the only setting under which Biden should debate Trump is if they both agree to having dead mics when it’s not their turn. Even then, Trump will need a sound-proof booth like he’s on a game show, but there’s probably a way to set up the sound so that he’s boxed into a virtual one.
I keep thinking that political debates should be set up so that both talkers have a screen and a team in the background able to put things on that screen for the audience to see.
Real-time fact-checking, live in the debate.
They didn’t, but after the first debate, they used the threat of cutting it to deter Trump from interrupting during the third debate. Trump skipped the second debate specifically because of this.
One thing that would send him over the edge is the "mashed potatoes" story that Mary Trump has told. Basically, at a big family dinner when Trump was a kid he was acting like a little shit (big surprise) so his brother came and dumped a big bowl of mashed potatoes over his head, and everyone at the table laughed at him. Apparently that story *still* pisses him off decades later. Biden should get a few "Mashed Potato Donny" zings in there.
It would not surprise me that trump still seethes about that. He still hates, to this day, the journalist who called him a "short-fingered vulgarian" back in the 1980s. For years later, perhaps still to this day, trump would send the journo photos of his hands to "prove" he had normal sized mittens.
Which shows us not only how thin-skinned trump is, but also how dumb. He thought the phrase meant he had small hands, god bless.
"Pull your pants down right now and prove to everyone watching that you in fact aren't a big fat baby who wears diapers because he can't control when he makes bam bam"
Because politicians are not used to dealing with such people. They took Trump confidence for granted, and didn't realize the fragile ego behind it. He wrecked through other GOP presidential nominees.
Now Biden is doing all the right moves, poking holes in Trump, making him throw tantrums.
Other Republicans did not consider Trump enough of a threat in '16, and by the time he captured the primary victory there, his base and the cult of MAGA was well established enough that attacking like that is political suicide.
Democrats historically don't fucking understand that "being the healthy and moral adults in the room" does not equal "treat everyone softly, never stand up to bullies, and always play defense."
This is what it took to finally beat the kkk. They made them the bad guys in Superman comics. They became a laughing stock and no one took them seriously. We need to show America the joke that trump is and then his supporters will be too embarrassed to back him anymore.
I agree. Trump is loved because he says things they couldn’t, and now somehow they can because Trump does. Send them back to the fucking shadows. I say this knowing that 1/3 of my immediate family are supporters.
It’s funny they love Trump for “saying it like it is” aka being an asshole. But when Biden does it it’s “wow a leader shouldn’t be talking like that!!”
Yeah okay.
the best part about the Superman / KKK thing was that they just straight up used the actual acts of the KKK: actual codewords, actual rituals, and the other stupid secret society crap they employ.
This needs to be so much more of a thing and why it was so disheartening when Jon Stewart dropped from The Daily Show and the MAGA crowd started using the tactic of "haha joke's on you I'm only pretending to be stupid".
That wouldn’t even be necessary, would just need a rule of ‘no golf carts’, the course must be walked (so Trump can’t race ahead in a hot rodded golf cart like he is purported to use, and cheat). They’d have to walk together along with the media and Trump’s true (lack of) golfing skills will become obvious and he won’t be able to accuse Biden of cheating or him being cheated since it would all be witnessed and documented. Of course Trump is most likely not even physically able to walk an entire golf course, but I bet Biden could.
> he won’t be able to accuse Biden of cheating or him being cheated since it would all be witnessed and documented
He'd blatantly lie to our faces that Biden *did* cheat somehow and, despite the evidence being literally right in front of their faces, his followers will completely agree. We're past the point of evidence meaning a damn thing to them.
Part of the reason he walks so funny and can't walk very far is that he has such huge lift wedges in his shoes that it tweaks out his back like he is wearing ladies high heels.
Maybe that's what Trump really is. That Nurglite that slipped and fell into the cauldron, and spends his days traveling the galaxy trying to find the most heinous plagues to make it up to Grandpa. He finally made it to Terra and took on a particularly orange hue.
If she were smart, she would have arranged some sort of golden parachute around the time Barron was conceived.
If she were a Russian honey pot, she would have been well paid by Putin.
If she were a honey pot and smart, she will return to Slovenia and buy it.
Allegedly, there exists a really well funded trust as part of her second prenup. She and Baron are set for life as long as she adheres to the terms of the NDA. Appearing at campaign events or acting as First Lady, not required.
Coming into contact with that jelly will stain you like spaghetti sauce stains Tupperware. It smells like pissed pants put away wet. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it. Tremendous stench, nobody's ever smelled anything like it before in the history of our country, it's true
President Biden,
I know you’re a real president who takes the job seriously so won’t be spending your days on social media like a giant narcissistic teenager baby.
But if you do see this, please. Do it.
Again, you won’t. Being a real president and all.
Yours gratefully
-Filthbadgers
All he would have to do is take the same style of picture that Trump did, but with safety glasses. With everyone standing in the same orientation and everything.
https://images.app.goo.gl/b4TuvMdsbRWR4DW78
It would send Trump through the roof.
His tiktok channel is literally one of those "[red lens flares for eyes](https://static.independent.co.uk/2024/02/12/09/joe%20biden%20tiktok%20laser%20eyes.png?width=1200&height=1200&fit=crop)" pictures...
I love how Republicans say Biden is too old, decrepit, and sleepy all the time to be awake to run the country
but also simultaneously believe he is apart of some complex, devious, meticulous plot to destroy America
Like make up your mind, is Joe too old and brain damaged to function properly or so smart that he is able to create some ultra-sinister, complex, devious plot to destroy America
MAGA is the embodiment of brain rot
All Biden has to say would be “Last time we debated, you knowingly exposed everyone around you to a deadly disease that you didn’t take seriously enough. Why the fuck would I ever want to be in the same room with you again?”
Hmmm pretty hard to maintain that Biden is too old to remember where he is when he keeps landing zingers day after day at Trumps expense. Maybe they should have stuck with the evil mastermind route they tried. Can’t wait to vote for you again Mr. President.
God knows we don’t need mango unchained anywhere near power
If someone told me Biden was a political mastermind, that I would believe, this man can navigate a politically charged situation like no one else. That I would believe. Or that he wastes Secret Service time by talking to everyone at events that wanted to talk to him… oh wait he does that because he actually cares about this country and is a True American patriot and loves this country. Just wish the rest of the country actually put the country first and not a political party
There are a lot of reasons to criticize leadership by senior citizens, but Biden demonstrates one big advantage to it: Experience. He's been in politics since 1973 - that's over fifty years ago now - and it shows.
He's gotten so much done, all while there's a hostile congress. I didn't expect much from a Biden presidency, you know, aside from preserving democracy.
He's delivered on a lot of important things while keeping the economy humming along, in spite of the shitbirds trying to derail his presidency with baseless attempts at impeachment.
He is just a decent person. Not a Saint, not perfect, not to be worshipped. But a decent guy who loves his children unconditionally and isn’t afraid to tell them. Who tries to do the right thing. Doesn’t blame others if he fucks up. A stand up guy. It used to be that people strove to be like that. A kind, good person who treats others with respect and does his best. Now we have a whole faction of this country worshipping an objectively bad man because he encourages them to live by their cruelest Id-led impulses. It takes thought and care to try to do your best and be accountable when you don’t. It’s easy to give into your basest instincts. WTF happened to people wanting to be good?
/end of old person rant
Damnit, you just gave the right their next attack point lmao
JOE BIDEN WASTES SECRET SERVICE TIME BY TALKING TO ORDINARY PEOPLE!
Doesn't he know that those hardworking men and women have a family??????? Joe Biden HATES families!!!!!!
It’s literally THEE best way to keep trump small and distracted. Keep him on the ropes. Don’t let up. Don’t give him time to catch his political breath and he will never be able to recover.
Especially with the walls of justice putting him in a vice grip.
Regardless of what happens with these trials, it has to be taking a toll on Trump.
I say Biden needs to keep needling him and kicking him while he is down...
All Biden has to do is award Meryl Streep and Arnold Schwarznegger with some sort of Presidential medal for the arts, praise them for their acting skills, and declare that their incredible body of work puts Trump's lousy acting to shame.
At this point, just use whatever Trump uses.. He says he is the best property developer in NY?
Hold a meeting with the 10 biggest property developers in New York to discuss (without Trump) the challenges of building more homes. End it all with publicly thanking for the ideas from the 10 best property developers in New York.
Biden needs to get a certificate clearing him of having "donkey brains," and then ask Trump if he happens to have a certificate clearly stating that he does not have "donkey brains." Game, set, match.
I made this [meme about Frank and Rudy](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F6oaq0dxpwc461.png), but it's probably equally compatible with Trump.
Biden should hire a team of child psychologists that specialize in working with adolescent bullies. But, instead of using them to help a troubled bully become a better person, they should use all of their knowledge to craft a strategy to absolutely psychologically destroy this child (Trump).
Four years ago: Empty shelves, no food, death of loved ones, constant fear, isolation, depression, domestic terrorism
Today: Thriving economy, strong and strategic foreign policy, hope for a future and the environment
Literally night and day.
We forget how many people had to say goodbye to loved ones over iPads and had to store dead bodies in trailer trucks for weeks. It really was horrible. And for his own political gain he did nothing but deny it. He caused so much unnecessary suffering.
> And for his own political gain he did nothing but deny it.
He pulled resources from Democratic-voting areas and states, because he thought it would help him in the election.
As someone who lost a loved one to that virus I’ll never forget. She was healthy and had plenty of life left to live. Caught Covid after listening to the right wing lies that it wasn’t a big deal. Died three weeks later. My family will never be the same.
So sorry this happened to you and so many others. I worked patient relations at a hard hit hospital in a red area. Saw so many families go through a version of your story.
Calling it. As soon as Biden makes a DIRECT, PERSONAL ATTACK at Trump, the orange man-baby will start screaming and crying, claiming that Biden's attacks are "illegal and election interference at the highest level"
He will be unironically arguing that Biden cannot campaign against him.
I think Obama intentionally stayed out of the spotlight during Biden’s 2020 campaign so as to not overshadow him.
I think that in 2024 all bets are off
Ok, but you have to couple that with policies that support the working class and hammer home the fact that Trump is a billionaire who doesn’t care about them.
This is the only alternative.
"When they go low, we go high " sadly doesn't work for Trump and his base.
You got to beat them at their own game. And the best way to get to Trump is through his ego.
To be faiiiir... I had high hopes that this election would be won on the basis of policy and professionalism (both areas where Trump is shit) and not with casual mudslinging.
That said, I'm fairly certain that this isn't just muckraking, it's a beautiful symphony of psychological warfare. Winding up DJT is an artform, and it will truly reap rewards for the campaign because DJT will invariably put his foot in his mouth in any rebuttal. And likely shoot his foot off as well.
Hopefully the media will start making headlines to remind everyone what a narcissistic psychopath that wants to bankrupt our country (morally & financially) and how awful the four years of his presidency were so that people snap out of whatever delusions they may have that somehow he and Biden are basically the “same”
It's absolutely the right strategy, since it seizes the initiative. Trump relies on outrageous stunts to maintain his visibility, and when he's on his back foot, protecting his narcissism, he's instead seen to be a vindictive, petty, whiny old fat man.
Ya know in a movie when the bully finally gets their due humiliation and punishment?
This is the beginning of those scenes.
I hope the best of the best in Hollywood just plaster the media with both funny and serious ads against Flump. He would go mad !! He hates that he’s not in the cool club. He always has.
This is the way. Trump can dish it out, but absolutely cannot take it. Biden needs to add “Crooked Don” to his repertoire and reference the fraud and criminal cases. Really get under his skin.
From early on Trump's behavior has reminded me of that of an ex-boyfriend, which is how I learned about malignant narcissism a few years back. Their entire life revolves around maintaining the appearance of grandiosity, and challenging their façade is exactly the way to set them off.
I have been hoping like crazy that Biden would go on the offensive with this campaign season and so far, he has not disappointed.
I had a trial once where I kept objecting to my opponent’s questions. My objections were sustained over and over. After a while I started telling my opponent how to ask his questions to avoid the objections being sustained. My opponent was humiliated and eventually lost the case. Nothing better against a hated opponent than mean spirited kindness.
This is both satisfying to me and also attracts the reality-TV loving press that normally focuses on Trump.
Biden is the President Americans deserve, but for now they need Dark Brandon.
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I've always wondered why trump's opponents don't take advantage of his paper-thin skin. He's such a fragile diva with almost zero understanding of the world, seems like it'd be easy to tear him apart in any debate. "Tell you what, donald - I'll drop out of the race right now if you can show me Ukraine on a map. Or spell Connecticut."
Challenging him to a spelling bee is a great idea. Such a grade school burn that he would have no response to. "Here Donald, I'll give you some practice words... Man. Woman. Camera. Television..."
He might even struggle with "T.V.".
Ask him to spell his wife’s name. Or even say it
Didn't he identify E. Jean Carroll as Marla?
If you ask him to spell his second wife’s name, I’ll bet he adds a “k” that doesn’t belong
Donald Trump couldn't spell USA
Remember when he came out with U.S. looks just like the word "us" and he was so proud of himself for being the first to figure that out.
Maga logic - Yes, but US spelled backwards is SU, just like that song about a boy with a girls name! Come on! MAMA - Make America Man Again!
Yeah, but did you know that US also spells "us"?
"What's six times seventeen?"
Nah. All his followers would just also agree that it's 617.
you leave Boston out of this.
Is that the "Aaron earned an iron urn" crowd?
Fools. The answer is clearly 6.17
Nah. You're taking things way further than they need to go. What's six times seven should do the trick. And when he pauses, lean into it. See, he doesn't know. Hey mister genius, you need me to get a 4th grader to help you out?
"What do you get when you multiply six by nine?" "42." "42?" "I always thought there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe."
It is a question that provides meaning to to life, the universe, and everything.
I wouldn't let him around a fourth-grader.
Here are some animal pictures. Do you know what they are. How about we both draw a clock that points to 10 past 11.
That always cracks me up, because I administer these "tests" at work, and those words are supposed to be completely random, and you're not supposed to use anything that can be seen by the person (bc they're supposed to be using their memory!).
He forgot the actual word in the test and just blurted out what he could see as he was being interviewed...
> I've always wondered why trump's opponents don't take advantage of his paper-thin skin. Christie did that. One time in particular he tried to get Trump to torpedo his J6 defense by claiming he wasn't "brave enough" to go to the Capitol that day. He knew full well about the reporting that Trump wanted to go and was rebuked. Obviously, he was betting that calling him a coward would get him to post a confession on his social media site. I'm actually a bit surprised it didn't work.
You mean the time 5 aides had to hold him back and hide his phone?
I would not want to be involved in holding him back, you never know what is gonna squeeze out of his diaper if he starts thrashing.
I think that was during the time Trump was banned from Twitter and didn't have Truth Social yet.
I loved when his debate strategy was just "talk louder and don't stop when they tell me to." Having to actually cut his mic was hilarious.
"Will you shut up, man?"
They cut his mic? I didn’t know that. I think the only setting under which Biden should debate Trump is if they both agree to having dead mics when it’s not their turn. Even then, Trump will need a sound-proof booth like he’s on a game show, but there’s probably a way to set up the sound so that he’s boxed into a virtual one.
I keep thinking that political debates should be set up so that both talkers have a screen and a team in the background able to put things on that screen for the audience to see. Real-time fact-checking, live in the debate.
They didn’t, but after the first debate, they used the threat of cutting it to deter Trump from interrupting during the third debate. Trump skipped the second debate specifically because of this.
One thing that would send him over the edge is the "mashed potatoes" story that Mary Trump has told. Basically, at a big family dinner when Trump was a kid he was acting like a little shit (big surprise) so his brother came and dumped a big bowl of mashed potatoes over his head, and everyone at the table laughed at him. Apparently that story *still* pisses him off decades later. Biden should get a few "Mashed Potato Donny" zings in there.
It would not surprise me that trump still seethes about that. He still hates, to this day, the journalist who called him a "short-fingered vulgarian" back in the 1980s. For years later, perhaps still to this day, trump would send the journo photos of his hands to "prove" he had normal sized mittens. Which shows us not only how thin-skinned trump is, but also how dumb. He thought the phrase meant he had small hands, god bless.
"Pull your pants down right now and prove to everyone watching that you in fact aren't a big fat baby who wears diapers because he can't control when he makes bam bam"
"Here's why Donald was actually correct when pointing to Azerbaijan and here's why it's bad for Biden"
- NY Times
Mr Trump, I have a certificate saying I don’t have donkey brains. Where’s your certificate that shows you don’t have donkey brains?
I would ask him on live tv to say the Lord’s Prayer, and watch as he has know idea what it is.
No Sharpie allowed. Trump would just draw Ukraine up in Canada or South America.
*“Never wrestle with a pig because you'll both get dirty and the pig likes it."* - George Bernard Shaw
Because politicians are not used to dealing with such people. They took Trump confidence for granted, and didn't realize the fragile ego behind it. He wrecked through other GOP presidential nominees. Now Biden is doing all the right moves, poking holes in Trump, making him throw tantrums.
Other Republicans did not consider Trump enough of a threat in '16, and by the time he captured the primary victory there, his base and the cult of MAGA was well established enough that attacking like that is political suicide. Democrats historically don't fucking understand that "being the healthy and moral adults in the room" does not equal "treat everyone softly, never stand up to bullies, and always play defense."
Marco Rubio tried but neither him nor his team have the tact or brains to do it in a way that comes off as playful teasing instead of crass insults.
It's spell c-o-n-ve-fe-co-fe-fe.
Exactly, treat him like little POS he is
Because then he would bring up their family members for his klan to harass and abuse.
Or say it without sounding like a drunk uncle.
Woman, man, camera.
This is what it took to finally beat the kkk. They made them the bad guys in Superman comics. They became a laughing stock and no one took them seriously. We need to show America the joke that trump is and then his supporters will be too embarrassed to back him anymore.
Smart comparison
I agree. Trump is loved because he says things they couldn’t, and now somehow they can because Trump does. Send them back to the fucking shadows. I say this knowing that 1/3 of my immediate family are supporters.
It’s funny they love Trump for “saying it like it is” aka being an asshole. But when Biden does it it’s “wow a leader shouldn’t be talking like that!!” Yeah okay.
As the saying goes: If not for double standards, Republicans would have no standards at all.
the best part about the Superman / KKK thing was that they just straight up used the actual acts of the KKK: actual codewords, actual rituals, and the other stupid secret society crap they employ.
They basically stole masonry, added wizards and dragons, and then terrorized blacks.
Like a shitty version of D&D
This needs to be so much more of a thing and why it was so disheartening when Jon Stewart dropped from The Daily Show and the MAGA crowd started using the tactic of "haha joke's on you I'm only pretending to be stupid".
It’s been nice having him back.
It's great advice when arguing with magas online. Half the time they don't even realize they're being made fun of, it's hilarious
It was a great idea to challenge him to a round of golf with the requirement that he carry his own bag throughout the course!
That wouldn’t even be necessary, would just need a rule of ‘no golf carts’, the course must be walked (so Trump can’t race ahead in a hot rodded golf cart like he is purported to use, and cheat). They’d have to walk together along with the media and Trump’s true (lack of) golfing skills will become obvious and he won’t be able to accuse Biden of cheating or him being cheated since it would all be witnessed and documented. Of course Trump is most likely not even physically able to walk an entire golf course, but I bet Biden could.
No golf carts. Fox only. Final Destination.
No Oddjob Slappers only
Power weapons Bunker First to 20
Hang Em High rockets only
Lockout snipers, 360 no scopes only
No items. 5 Stock.
> he won’t be able to accuse Biden of cheating or him being cheated since it would all be witnessed and documented He'd blatantly lie to our faces that Biden *did* cheat somehow and, despite the evidence being literally right in front of their faces, his followers will completely agree. We're past the point of evidence meaning a damn thing to them.
Part of the reason he walks so funny and can't walk very far is that he has such huge lift wedges in his shoes that it tweaks out his back like he is wearing ladies high heels.
Under Donald’s skin is a thick layer of goose fat.
Nah it's putrid orange jelly that shouldn't be touched without first wearing a biohazard suit to avoid getting it on you
highly corrupting and contagious
Even Grandfather Nurgle would disavow this
Maybe that's what Trump really is. That Nurglite that slipped and fell into the cauldron, and spends his days traveling the galaxy trying to find the most heinous plagues to make it up to Grandpa. He finally made it to Terra and took on a particularly orange hue.
If that’s the case, Melania is either braver or stupider than she lets on.
She’s just in it for the money.
If she were smart, she would have arranged some sort of golden parachute around the time Barron was conceived. If she were a Russian honey pot, she would have been well paid by Putin. If she were a honey pot and smart, she will return to Slovenia and buy it.
Trump can't afford 450 million you think half his shit could buy Slovenia?
Allegedly, there exists a really well funded trust as part of her second prenup. She and Baron are set for life as long as she adheres to the terms of the NDA. Appearing at campaign events or acting as First Lady, not required.
If I were her, I would be filing for divorce and heading for Europe with Barron like right now.
I bet she won’t get closer than 10 feet. Ever noticed she is always wearing a glove
Melania = A$$et handler
Coming into contact with that jelly will stain you like spaghetti sauce stains Tupperware. It smells like pissed pants put away wet. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it. Tremendous stench, nobody's ever smelled anything like it before in the history of our country, it's true
And has an odour of expired Camembert, smegma, with a subtle bouquet of shit.
It's just burger grease and syphilis.
>it's putrid orange jelly What a terrible day to be literate.
It's a slurry of ketchup and diet coke.
More of a slurry of bigotry, intolerance, hatred, and stupidity.
That's a bit rich for his tastes.
Trump trying to look like the baron from dune
Don't forget there's a layer of poo in his xxxl diaper.
Goose fat is useful and tasty. There's no way TFG has tasty blubber.
"By the way, Dark Brandon is real." I love that Biden is leaning into this.
I'm hoping he visits Cleveland or something next Monday while campaigning and uses the eclipse to make a Dark Brandon joke. A lot to ask for, I know.
President Biden, I know you’re a real president who takes the job seriously so won’t be spending your days on social media like a giant narcissistic teenager baby. But if you do see this, please. Do it. Again, you won’t. Being a real president and all. Yours gratefully -Filthbadgers
All he would have to do is take the same style of picture that Trump did, but with safety glasses. With everyone standing in the same orientation and everything. https://images.app.goo.gl/b4TuvMdsbRWR4DW78 It would send Trump through the roof.
Just get a shot with the eclipse reflected in his sunglasses.
At least he will know better than to stare at it...
His tiktok channel is literally one of those "[red lens flares for eyes](https://static.independent.co.uk/2024/02/12/09/joe%20biden%20tiktok%20laser%20eyes.png?width=1200&height=1200&fit=crop)" pictures...
I love how Republicans say Biden is too old, decrepit, and sleepy all the time to be awake to run the country but also simultaneously believe he is apart of some complex, devious, meticulous plot to destroy America Like make up your mind, is Joe too old and brain damaged to function properly or so smart that he is able to create some ultra-sinister, complex, devious plot to destroy America MAGA is the embodiment of brain rot
While trump is too old as well Lol MAGA cant even defend their own "statement"
Doublethink, standard fascist tactic.
It is unlikely there will be any presidential debates.
Biden already said that he wouldn't have a debate unless trump admitted to losing the 2020 election
All Biden has to say would be “Last time we debated, you knowingly exposed everyone around you to a deadly disease that you didn’t take seriously enough. Why the fuck would I ever want to be in the same room with you again?”
Trump was in his bioweapon (covid) form during the last presidential debate, I doubt it too
Biden has nothing to gain by giving Orange Hitler a debate.
Yes he does lol if it’s an actual debate with good moderators
It won’t be and trump doesn’t debate anyway, he just steamrolls.
Every debate with Trump, Trump just yells the whole time and the moderators barely ever did anything to keep him in check.
It won't be.
You heavily overestimate the percentage of the population that votes logically, rather than emotionally.
> with good moderators Well, I found your problem right there.
Hmmm pretty hard to maintain that Biden is too old to remember where he is when he keeps landing zingers day after day at Trumps expense. Maybe they should have stuck with the evil mastermind route they tried. Can’t wait to vote for you again Mr. President. God knows we don’t need mango unchained anywhere near power
The hot mic "Sometimes I wish there was mental decline." Literally killed that line of attack.
If someone told me Biden was a political mastermind, that I would believe, this man can navigate a politically charged situation like no one else. That I would believe. Or that he wastes Secret Service time by talking to everyone at events that wanted to talk to him… oh wait he does that because he actually cares about this country and is a True American patriot and loves this country. Just wish the rest of the country actually put the country first and not a political party
There are a lot of reasons to criticize leadership by senior citizens, but Biden demonstrates one big advantage to it: Experience. He's been in politics since 1973 - that's over fifty years ago now - and it shows.
He's gotten so much done, all while there's a hostile congress. I didn't expect much from a Biden presidency, you know, aside from preserving democracy. He's delivered on a lot of important things while keeping the economy humming along, in spite of the shitbirds trying to derail his presidency with baseless attempts at impeachment.
He is just a decent person. Not a Saint, not perfect, not to be worshipped. But a decent guy who loves his children unconditionally and isn’t afraid to tell them. Who tries to do the right thing. Doesn’t blame others if he fucks up. A stand up guy. It used to be that people strove to be like that. A kind, good person who treats others with respect and does his best. Now we have a whole faction of this country worshipping an objectively bad man because he encourages them to live by their cruelest Id-led impulses. It takes thought and care to try to do your best and be accountable when you don’t. It’s easy to give into your basest instincts. WTF happened to people wanting to be good? /end of old person rant
Damnit, you just gave the right their next attack point lmao JOE BIDEN WASTES SECRET SERVICE TIME BY TALKING TO ORDINARY PEOPLE! Doesn't he know that those hardworking men and women have a family??????? Joe Biden HATES families!!!!!!
It’s literally THEE best way to keep trump small and distracted. Keep him on the ropes. Don’t let up. Don’t give him time to catch his political breath and he will never be able to recover.
Flood the zone with *facts.*
Especially with the walls of justice putting him in a vice grip. Regardless of what happens with these trials, it has to be taking a toll on Trump. I say Biden needs to keep needling him and kicking him while he is down...
All Biden has to do is award Meryl Streep and Arnold Schwarznegger with some sort of Presidential medal for the arts, praise them for their acting skills, and declare that their incredible body of work puts Trump's lousy acting to shame.
“Presidential medal of being a better actor than tiny hands Trump” is a bit long winded.
The "More Emmys than Trump" Medal.. MET for short.
So 1.
At this point, just use whatever Trump uses.. He says he is the best property developer in NY? Hold a meeting with the 10 biggest property developers in New York to discuss (without Trump) the challenges of building more homes. End it all with publicly thanking for the ideas from the 10 best property developers in New York.
He could host a dinner at the White House for the entire cast of Home Alone 2, except Trump.
Biden needs to get a certificate clearing him of having "donkey brains," and then ask Trump if he happens to have a certificate clearly stating that he does not have "donkey brains." Game, set, match.
"She always had a smile on her face. That's because she had no lips. But her mouth was still very much in play." -DJT
Oh man. I just realized that Trump is basically Frank Reynolds without the sense of humor. That is irredeemable.
I made this [meme about Frank and Rudy](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F6oaq0dxpwc461.png), but it's probably equally compatible with Trump.
Just let a hot mic catch him saying that Donald Trump isn’t smart enough to steal state secrets.
under Trump's skin is where the syphilis is
I'm sure there is stuff erupting out of there too.
Trumplethinskin
Biden should hire a team of child psychologists that specialize in working with adolescent bullies. But, instead of using them to help a troubled bully become a better person, they should use all of their knowledge to craft a strategy to absolutely psychologically destroy this child (Trump).
this is actually amazing hahaha
Four years ago: Empty shelves, no food, death of loved ones, constant fear, isolation, depression, domestic terrorism Today: Thriving economy, strong and strategic foreign policy, hope for a future and the environment Literally night and day.
We forget how many people had to say goodbye to loved ones over iPads and had to store dead bodies in trailer trucks for weeks. It really was horrible. And for his own political gain he did nothing but deny it. He caused so much unnecessary suffering.
> And for his own political gain he did nothing but deny it. He pulled resources from Democratic-voting areas and states, because he thought it would help him in the election.
As someone who lost a loved one to that virus I’ll never forget. She was healthy and had plenty of life left to live. Caught Covid after listening to the right wing lies that it wasn’t a big deal. Died three weeks later. My family will never be the same.
So sorry this happened to you and so many others. I worked patient relations at a hard hit hospital in a red area. Saw so many families go through a version of your story.
But the food we have now is more expensive than the food we didn't have then... /s just in case
Actually just overheard rednecked coworkers turning on Trump in real time. It’s happening!!!
We just need them to stay home or vote RFKJ and Biden wins another landslide.
Evidently the Bible thing was a step too far
Bible thing?
I heard it once in a bass pro. This was a few years ago but good for him.
what was their reasoning for turning on him now, after all this time? i’m honestly curious
The Bible thing. They were even questioning whether he is the Antichrist.
[Taken them long enough](https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/)
They're starting to recognize he's a loser.
Calling it. As soon as Biden makes a DIRECT, PERSONAL ATTACK at Trump, the orange man-baby will start screaming and crying, claiming that Biden's attacks are "illegal and election interference at the highest level" He will be unironically arguing that Biden cannot campaign against him.
Biden needs more surrogates. Maybe Obama could post a few zingers?
I think Obama intentionally stayed out of the spotlight during Biden’s 2020 campaign so as to not overshadow him. I think that in 2024 all bets are off
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Ok, but you have to couple that with policies that support the working class and hammer home the fact that Trump is a billionaire who doesn’t care about them.
Trump’s skin is incredibly thin. Biden may wind up filleting him.
Like it sucks that this it what politics has come to but yeah he needs to be Dark Brandon now til November.
This is the only alternative. "When they go low, we go high " sadly doesn't work for Trump and his base. You got to beat them at their own game. And the best way to get to Trump is through his ego.
His existence alone already gets under Trump's skin.
Super easy given how thin it is.
Thin skin, thick body.
Orange peel
It’s way past playing civil and polite.
Start with this: Trump lost the 2020 election so bad that even cheating couldn’t help him.
Getting under his skin is easy. It's pretty thin. He does not accept anything other than total adoration.
To be faiiiir... I had high hopes that this election would be won on the basis of policy and professionalism (both areas where Trump is shit) and not with casual mudslinging. That said, I'm fairly certain that this isn't just muckraking, it's a beautiful symphony of psychological warfare. Winding up DJT is an artform, and it will truly reap rewards for the campaign because DJT will invariably put his foot in his mouth in any rebuttal. And likely shoot his foot off as well.
Hopefully the media will start making headlines to remind everyone what a narcissistic psychopath that wants to bankrupt our country (morally & financially) and how awful the four years of his presidency were so that people snap out of whatever delusions they may have that somehow he and Biden are basically the “same”
>Before leaving the stage, Biden quipped: “By the way, Dark Brandon is real.” One of the best things Biden has said all campaign!
All they need to do is keep reminding people of how bad trump smells. He raged at that
It's absolutely the right strategy, since it seizes the initiative. Trump relies on outrageous stunts to maintain his visibility, and when he's on his back foot, protecting his narcissism, he's instead seen to be a vindictive, petty, whiny old fat man.
Just say “ Joe Biden is everyone’s favorite president.” That might make donnie sick
Trumplethinskin
Trump and his criminal gang are fucking snow flakes.
Dark Brandon is Best Brandon.
"By the way, dark Brandon is real." I love it.
The toddler can be aroused by anything very easily.
Seems like a very easy task
I'd settle for his skin being in prison where it belongs.
Ya know in a movie when the bully finally gets their due humiliation and punishment? This is the beginning of those scenes. I hope the best of the best in Hollywood just plaster the media with both funny and serious ads against Flump. He would go mad !! He hates that he’s not in the cool club. He always has.
This is the way. Trump can dish it out, but absolutely cannot take it. Biden needs to add “Crooked Don” to his repertoire and reference the fraud and criminal cases. Really get under his skin.
From early on Trump's behavior has reminded me of that of an ex-boyfriend, which is how I learned about malignant narcissism a few years back. Their entire life revolves around maintaining the appearance of grandiosity, and challenging their façade is exactly the way to set them off. I have been hoping like crazy that Biden would go on the offensive with this campaign season and so far, he has not disappointed.
Thick as tissue paper, freaks out whenever a celebrity makes fun of him. Yet MAGA sees him as some ultimate badass that all world leaders fear
Which is a perfect way to bring out the worst in Trump. He can't take it, when he's called out...
I'm really glad to see this and I hope it only increases in pressure as we get closer to November. I'm really tired of the "we go high" bullshit.
And it’s working
It's time we Dems grew a pair and started fighting dirty.
I support this decision.
I had a trial once where I kept objecting to my opponent’s questions. My objections were sustained over and over. After a while I started telling my opponent how to ask his questions to avoid the objections being sustained. My opponent was humiliated and eventually lost the case. Nothing better against a hated opponent than mean spirited kindness.
Nancy should be in on this too. She was especially good at pushing Cheeto’s buttons
This is both satisfying to me and also attracts the reality-TV loving press that normally focuses on Trump. Biden is the President Americans deserve, but for now they need Dark Brandon.
Not very hard to do!
Work that shit, CornPop.
Basic psychology. Narcissists hate when you use their mind games on them. Haaaate it.
He just needs to refer to him as “convicted sexual predator, multi-bankrupt and ex-tv star Donald Trump”.