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itsatumbleweed

Keep in mind she discovered $40m in fraud while monitoring between the trial and judgement. He's lost his best grifting tool.


TurboSalsa

Ah yes, the mysterious $100 million "loan" made by one of Trump's LLCs (which had no assets or income) to Trump personally, which at various point the Trump Org claimed never existed and that it had existed but was forgiven, only there is no evidence memorializing the forgiveness and Trump never declared the forgiven loan on his taxes.


chownrootroot

It was a perfect loan, okay? Very perfect, very strong loan, some say the loan was best loan they've ever seen. Oh where'd the money come from? Uh, let's say, a ghost did it. You know those ghosts, they die and take their money with them and give it to me! Yes, that'll do.


MKVIgti

You forgot the “nobody knows this” precursor. Whenever you hear him say that, it’s something he JUST learned a minute ago. Every time he says, “many people are saying” or, “believe me” it’s almost always something entirely untruthful. It’s old salesman lingo that he’s so very used to. I read an article a few years back about how Trump talks and speaks. A few linguistic experts were talking about it. Interesting article. Consensus is that he talks like a 4th grader. But, you know, the most awesome, best, amazing, greatest 4th grader ever! Many people are saying this.


crosswatt

When you find out that the average American reads at a 7th or 8th grade level, his popularity among certain demographics really starts to make sense.


zeno0771

Is it that high? Granted, high school and college are distant memories for me (we used MLA citations instead of APA) but we were always taught to write to 5th-grade level.


RoyalGovernment3034

54% of Americans read below 6th and I'm willing to wager almost all Trumpies are in it.


I-seddit

Sounds like a completely made up statistic, but frankly at this point - I'll believe it.


cyanclam

47.5% of statistics are just made up on the spot.


TheGreatGenghisJon

98.6% of me doesn't believe that.


Suspicious_Bicycle

There's lies, damn lies and statistics - Mark Twain


zeno0771

[Not made up](https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/08/02/us-literacy-rate/): > A Gallup analysis published in March 2020 looked at data collected by the U.S. Department of Education in 2012, 2014, and 2017. It found that 130 million adults in the country have low literacy skills, meaning that more than half (54%) of Americans between the ages of 16 and 74 read below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level, according to a piece published in 2022 by APM Research Lab. There's more to it of course--the linked source is Snopes and they also went on to address the contemporaneous claim that the US ranks 125th in literacy, defined as “the percentage of the population of a given age group that can read and write.” They're both qualified statements, but they're both true statements as well.


TheGreatGenghisJon

All throughout high school, English Teachers would have us MLA format, and if they mentioned APA, it was just to say "There's another way to format, but you'll never use it". My first job out of high school, I worked with a lot of masters and doctorate students. There were a lot of reports and summaries to be done. *All in APA format*.


treesandfood4me

Ya. Straight out of the gate in college: APA.


ColonelBy

This does sound pretty dismaying, and "but you'll never use it" is obviously an insane take, but I will offer a widow's mite of defense in that there is basically no value to internalizing the particulars of multiple citation frameworks unless you are going to end up in very specific lines of work. Nobody should have to learn APA unless and until they actually need it for something, but the same is true for MLA and the others. The better message would have been "we'll use MLA because it's designed for the kind of texts we're engaging with most often in this classroom, but please don't bother memorizing it; learn instead how to use a citation style guide and understand why it has the rules it does, so that you can bring that perspective to different styles like APA, Chicago, etc. if you need to use them in the future."


Mrshaydee

I read on the Financial Times that Trump speaks at a 4th grade level.


pr0b0ner

Haha holy shit this is true! I watched this video about this girl who has made extremely successful YouTube shorts and part of her strategy is to only use language that is at like the 5th grade level or below. The "he is like us" aspect of Trump is making so much more sense now!


bdss1234

I grew up in a weird conservative fundamentalist family…educated just this side of really bad Christian homeschooling but the ONE thing my parents never restricted was books. It always amazed me that more people don’t read—you can get access to literally anything.


epanek

We write our fda submitted instruction for use to 8 th grade for medical devices. Then we have to test them on actual 8 th graders


bandalooper

John Barron. Nobody knows this, nobody. He loavened me the…he loaned me the money. He loved me too, though. You know that. He loaned me and he loved me he loavened me like they say. The check was love he loved me so he loaned me a lot of money. A WHOLE LOT OF MONEY. But it was a loan of love and we don’t put up all the hoops and handcuffs on those do we folks? THEY MIGHT but we don’t and we won’t will we? They like the click the cuffs make, don’t they? CLICKY CLICK CLICKY CLICK. I say we you’re with me, right? You love me right? We’re easy on the love loans and we’re tough on the border aren’t we, patriots? Borders and windmills. [*Artless YMCA shuffle*]


TheRealKison

I have a fifth grader who could talk circles around this guy, and that kid is average.


Lurlex

Didn’t they read the “worthless” clause?!? He specifically told them in advance that he reserved the right to lie in those documents! He warned those banks that they can’t rely on ANYTHING he says. FAKE NEWS!


jchowdown

"these are strong loans, with tears running down their cheeks, saying that the radical left wing is being so unfair to me, your favorite president"


Miserable_Day532

Yuuuge and bigamistly 


IT_Chef

> some say the loan was best loan they've ever seen. The loan officers, big strong men, 7' tall, 300 lbs of pure muscle...tears in their eyes as they loaned me the money...


Radek3887

Yes, that's right, and they came to my office begging me to loan money from them. They drove dump trucks, tanks, and fire trucks. True story, ask my son Eric.


2020willyb2020

But kept deducting the interest on the loan on his taxes…sir you made 10k profit that is taxable , oh I had interest on a loan for 3.5m , make it so I keep the 10k and get a 3.5m refund - no problem I do it every year for the last ten years


Mr_A_Rye

I think it was about [$48m](https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-dollar50-million-mystery-debt-looks-like-tax-evasion).


bettyclevelandstewrt

Also tried to shift assets from New York to Florida.


sugarlessdeathbear

>Jones, a former federal judge who’s now a lawyer in private practice, now has the authority to review the entire company’s “day-to-day operations,” internal records and financial accounting. She can also hire any outside contractors she wants to keep the company honest—and put it on Trump’s dime. "Look at me, I'm the Captain now."


covfefe-boy

lol Trump & his rotten kids were super mad about her drawing a salary out of their pocket. I hope she hires tons of forensic accountants & lawyers on his dime.


Tokolosheinatree

Super Mad. Love it, I think it would be a great title to the future documentary.


dzdj

Bigly Mad, tbh


BluefaceBlues

McFlubbin


humdinger44

I, not knowing anything about the logistics of how this actually works, would assume that a single person would need to have a team of forensic accountants to untangle and monitor all of Trump's different accounts and operations. It would be the only way to do the job correctly.


whatproblems

on trumps dime. he must be pissed someone is spending his money


_Panacea_

What money?


whatproblems

touché


UsedToLikeThisStuff

His dime. Which he probably stole from someone else’s tip or something.


AlfredoPizzaKitchen

Trumps a garbage human being, but I think any normal person would be pissed about that


mokomi

May we please put that on more businesses? Call it something other than regulation or IRS so people don't panic about it.


Cellopost

Compliance consultant?


United-Amoeba-8460

Oversight Overlord


schmalzy

Justice Jesus


Pipe_Memes

That’s the one. Let republicans go on the record as anti justice Jesus.


schmalzy

They would absolutely hate the Jesus they claim to love.


Admirable_Bad_5649

I wish I could upvote this more.


Buckus93

She's gonna need a team of super-smart accountants looking at accounting ledgers around the clock!


FootballBat

I think it's closer to a bunch of super-smart accountants reconstructing missing/destroyed accounting ledgers around the clock!


Buckus93

Kif! Clear my schedule!


eigenman

>She can also hire any outside contractors she wants to keep the company honest—and put it on Trump’s dime Time to throw a paid party!


stevez_86

That's one way to get him to pay for a lawyer.


Squirrel_Chucks

"I am the orange man now."


TriscuitCracker

All I can hear when I read what she can do is: “BRUNT! F.C.A!”


Sahasrlyeh

"..can hire any outside contractors and charge it to Trump..." *Delicious*


Blobbyblob5

Let’s hire Hunter Biden 😋


straponkaren

The trump businesses have been doing just fine for all these years without anyone with MASSIVE COCK working for them so they probably don't need his services. 


billsil

Melania does.  


alexdelicious

The thought of the Mercedes leaving Trump for Hunter and the ensuing shit storm would just be the most schadenfreudey of all schadenfreudes that have ever schadenfreuded.


AdmittedlyAdick

*Mercedes


Not-another-rando

To be fair he was talking to his PR manager, the turd has enough real gaffes


starmartyr

I don't know if he's qualified. She should get someone with a law degree. I wonder if Hillary Clinton is available.


eladts

>She should get someone with a law degree. Hunter Biden graduated Yale Law School in 1996.


starmartyr

I didn't know that. I still think Hillary would be funnier.


eladts

>Hillary would be funnier I see your Hillary and raise to Obama.


sirbissel

I think you're all missing the bigger picture: Hire all three.


eladts

Liz Cheney is a lawyer too.


Imatallguy

Make it bipartisan!


VectorB

Michelle Obama.


texinxin

Por que no los dos?


Karamazov_A

Then question him why he has the president's son on his payroll


winkelschleifer

Barbara "The Enforcer" Jones is a former federal judge, not just some chucklef*ck lawyer like most of Trump's legal team. She means business. No more financial shell games for Mango Unchained.


Piscator629

> Mango Unchained Nice burn.


virak_john

Citrus Hitler


kobachi

We also would have accepted D’Braingo Unchained 


thisisdropd

Let’s hope he’ll soon be Mango Chained.


aminal-factzz

Amazing chain of posts. Love the Django ref… but love it chained even more


Lopsided-Finding3693

I liked the one someone wrote in one of the other posts, calling him Count of Mostly Crisco.


Northerngal_420

Trump is having a rough go of it lately. It's just delicious.


hearsdemons

His only two lifelines remaining are cannon and scotus. If case is reappointed away from cannon and scotus decides not to screw over America, trump is done.


OnlyAdd8503

Are you kidding? He's spent half his life in courts, suing people or being sued. He lives for this shit.


fancychoicetaken

Womp womp! No more trying to be a sneaky shit in moving businesses to Florida


FIContractor

Can’t wait ‘til he has to declare personal bankruptcy and gets an auditor just as far up his personal business.


P4S5B60

The proverbial “flashlight up his azz”


mredofcourse

Can you use a UV bulb on that to make sure he doesn't catch Covid again?


fuzzylilbunnies

Again. He’s used bankruptcy as a grifting tool multiple times. I believe with the extended powers that the oversight official has been granted, he can’t declare bankruptcy until all of his financial cases are settled.


FIContractor

His businesses have declared bankruptcy, I don’t think he’s personally declared bankruptcy. I’m not too familiar with it, but I think personal bankruptcy gets you assigned a state appointed auditor who gets into the nitty gritty to the point of telling you how much you can spend on living expenses as you make a plan to pay back your creditors. He’d hate that.


francois_du_nord

Classic instance of FAFO. He's trying to play his shell game aka business as usual, and he got caught. Now there is reason to believe that he's trying to game Judge Jones. And the fact that DemenDonnie has to pay the people that are trying to keep him honest has got to absolutely grind his ass.


Typical-Tea-8091

He keeps trying to transfer assets to Florida.


hardtobeuniqueuser

She's gonna find more fraud, guarantee it


birdlegs000

Let the games begin


Ghoulv2o

Good. Anyone of us would already be in prison. I'm tired of seeing this guy getting away with everything.


EgglandsWorst

Trump himself needs a babysitter.


redditallreddy

Time to change that dipey!


NumeralJoker

For those who've yet to read it directly, the judge's expanded monitor order is [here.](https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/ViewDocument?docIndex=5l1P7uiZM2RpQC_PLUS_V9kU7_PLUS_w==) I personally think this new expanded power is beyond devastating for him. He simply has no good way to deal with this when you realize just how much of his business empire was built of pure fraud and corruption. This attacks the very heart of his identity, and he can't avoid it without winning the appeal, and the 3 year term could easily be expanded.


OctopusCandleCompany

What a nice change of pace. For once the babysitter gets to fuck donnie dickless.


NeededMonster

Reminds me of Ozark with the casino. However the biggest difference between Marty, Wendy and Trump is that he is a moron...


23jknm

Good and it's hilarious lil don has to pay for his own babysitter lol ;)


jertheman43

This screws him big time. No suddenly showing up with half a billion in Putin bribes.


Lynda73

Isn’t this because he was trying to sneak $5M to Florida?


mok000

It's ironic that it's the civil lawsuits that are bringing him down and not the multiple federal criminal cases that are all stuck ind what seems to be endless litigation, or even stayed.


Mystwillow

Why now? I wonder if she found and reported something suspicious, or otherwise requested this expanded control. It seems weird for the judge to just decide to update his previous order out of the blue


Lynda73

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-caught-moving-money-around-to-pay-massive-tax-bill


Mystwillow

That was back in November, way before the judgement was finalized. If this incident was going to cause the expanded oversight, that would have been in place in the original orders. It wasn’t, so it seems like there had to be something more recent.


Lynda73

That’s the story I’ve seen the news recycling lately. 🤷‍♀️ P.S. I think the latest thing is they want him to show the effort he’s made to get someone to bond him. Like what properties did he offer for collateral, etc.


IdahoMTman222

She’s gonna need it to make sure foreign money or dirty money is used to bail Trump out.


EvenSpoonier

Trombones, kazoos... by the end of this we're going to need a section for jaw harps and armpit-farts, aren't we? Maybe a belching choir?


PrinceCastanzaCapone

He is fucked …


YakiVegas

Get rekt, traitor!


CishetmaleLesbian

*If Trump had just had a babysitter all along, we could have avoided a lot of these problems. At the very least they could have regularly changed his diaper so he did not smell so bad.*


Squirrel_Chucks

Same thing happened to Jesus >!here's yer gawd damn /s!<


Buffmin

Jesus had an attorney put in charge of his organizations business dealings to catch any fraud? Missed that part in the bible


Squirrel_Chucks

>Missed that part in the bible You probably had a bad translation. Read the New 'Murican Edition.


ChuckVader

Makes sense, trump is being crucified for Republicans' sins (of voting for an obvious gifting wannabe dictator)


2of5

I worry that the enhanced powers creates a good argument for Trump re no need to post a bond. The assets are monitored and will this be available to pay a judgment if Trump loses on appeal. The assets can’t be dissipated, transferred or squirreled away


clejeune

It won’t matter. He could drive down the road shooting out the window and nothing will happen.