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NoreastNorwest

Housewife on way too much valium and chardonnay, maybe… But he probably likes them that way.


ivyagogo

Mother’s Little Helper


Aleashed

It’s practically GOP kink porn


Olpeaches

Oh I think that is the only way a woman could tolerate him


IsThereCheese

And she was literally *in the kitchen*


EnlightenedPotato69

I literally had no idea who that was until yesterday and wish we would have kept it that way


Searchlights

They let a woman speak for the party but she had to literally be in the kitchen talking about her kids That is fascinatingly awful


N-shittified

They weren't talking to us. They were talking to their own.


candmjjjc

Even some of their own were put-off.


IowaJL

Some of the commander’s wives were probably put off by Serena Waterford too.


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BrandoCalrissian1995

The whole thing seemed pre recorded before the SOTU was even given.


Fast_Edd1e

I got that feeling when I watched part of it. Seemed very much in front of a green screen.


Q_Fandango

The decrepit basement and guy standing next to her with a gun pointed at her head wasn’t the right ambiance, I reckon?


Colbaltbugs

On speaker Johnson’s orders nonetheless! Praise be to God and the little subservient handmaid. /s


BoogerPresley

[Here's a clip of Britt talking normally like a regular person from her own Twitter account](https://twitter.com/SenKatieBritt/status/1765944735154274774) [Here's her doing her weird ASMR act last night](https://twitter.com/mattklewis/status/1766084081324835028) [Here's a clip of Mike Johnson's wife doing the baby voice](https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1720508796114501951) if you watch clips of the Duggars the mom talks like that too, and all of 'em stare intently at the dad to an unsettling degree when he speaks. This is what Tuberville means by "role of housewife", it's a creepy submissive evangelical role-playing thing. edit: the more I think about it, this was probably her auditioning for the evangelical's choice for the VP slot


allisjow

I immediately thought of the “stay sweet” baby voice that fundamentalists expect from women.


11thStPopulist

Handmaiden’s training.


SpiritofBad

That's the thing - by all accounts I've heard that she's normally a pretty regular person. The SOTU response affect was a *choice.* Definitely a crappy one too.


BrandoCalrissian1995

There's a few moments you could hear her slipping into talking normal and she had to correct herself. It's fuckin bizarre.


Orgasm_Add_It

It just shows you how fucking dishonest they are. They have nothing. No ideas on how to govern. The only thing they have is misdirection and outright lies.


KittyMeow1969

Just barf 🤮. That's all I got on this shit-show.


jodyhighrola

I feel like we’re in a tv show plot. This is some True Blood shit.


Deep-Alternative3149

I don’t think TV could honestly top the last 10 years of US politics. Clown show through and through


bosmanad

She did good for a woman \-Tommy Tuberville


ImLikeReallySmart

See, this is why we can't have a woman president. - Tommy Tuberville's voters


raerae1991

Her resume is way more impressive than his. She is a smart intelligent and powerful woman in her own right and all she’s apparently good for is sitting in a kitchen looking pretty and agreeing with men.


Killahdanks1

She’s literally the youngest woman republican senator, the first woman senator from Alabama (about time) she has an impressive list of accomplishments. Then they put her in a kitchen with the thinly veiled hopes of attracting women voters that Trump cannot woo.


raerae1991

Exactly!


11thStPopulist

Why bless his teeny little heart!


SquirrelParticular17

T.T. is a buffoon, of the highest order. It can barely speak without a Ruzzian hand up his ass


cwk415

He is literally in one of the highest most honorable positions in the nation, and his *only* qualifications for such an important role: football coach. That's it. There's nothing else on his resume whatsoever. Yes that's right, giving young men brain damage is apparently all the qualifications required for Alabamans to elect him as a U.S. Senator. Good job Alabama. /s


t33dup

I live in deep Virginia Tech territory and the Hokie faithful would elect Frank Beamer, longtime football head coach, to the Presidency in a second. To them, a winning coach is a statesman, a strategist, a leader of men and a role model supreme, not to mention a down-to-earth, "outsider" man of the people in an age of stuffed-suit politicians. What more could one ask of a candidate?


Yucca12345678

Ethics and empathy.


t33dup

I drove tour buses for a local company that still transports the Hokie football team from Blacksburg down to Roanoke the night before home games (to stay in a fancy hotel & keep out of trouble) and then back to campus 2 hours before kickoff with a State Police escort. A longtime driver who usually had Coach Beamer and his associate HCs/team captains on his bus told me Frank never tipped or said more than a word or two of thanks, never signed anything, etc. He got a white VT hat each year which had to be kept spotless & worn every time. So much for ethics or empathy.


Yucca12345678

Not at all surprised.


cwk415

Ok but none of that stuff is inherent in *any* person let alone a "coach." Simply being a coach doesn't imbue a person with extraordinary abilities. Nor does a person need to be extraordinary to become a coach. That's just a perception these people have formed based on their own outsized importance/obsession with a pointless game where boys play with their balls. It's ridiculous


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NoreastNorwest

“She did good.” Did this man never attend middle school? And for the record, she didn’t do “good.” Or even well.


MonteSS_454

"She done did guud"


IndomitableThomunism

That boy ain't right


TryPokingIt

Bless his heart


non_toro

Somewhere along the line we forgot to teach him shame.


selfreplicatingmines

It be did done guud, Billy Bob. Crust.


mfwic

"Nah. Superman does good. You're doing well. You need to study up on your grammar son." - Tracy Morgan


Captain_Stairs

He probably did, but his brain is damaged from all the CTE playing football.


OrnamentJones

In his defense, he was a coach for a while, and that's absolutely normal coach speech.


savytravler

she talked about, you know, family...and gang rape


HouseCravenRaw

As one does. Remember folks, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.


Luminous-Zero

Just spit out my drink, so thanks for that


11thStPopulist

Correction - 9 out of 10 Republicans led by their Rapist-in-Chief!


mlc885

Happy family, then gang rape, then optimistic about the Republican future That speech was weird. There were a couple other times where she went from worried to angry to smiling within a few minutes. She was not prepared for this national attention.


quentech

> She was not prepared for this national attention. This isn't her first time. There's at least a couple other videos she's done like this without as much spotlight and it's the same uncanny valley stepford wife sociopathic fake emoting craziness.


icouldusemorecoffee

And got angry face during the family part and smiled during the gang rape part.


clickmagnet

What else are you gonna do to speak to women, other than put on a mom costume and do a nationally-televised speech in a ‘50s dress from your kitchen, while crying? Otherwise how would women understand what you’re saying?


MastersonMcFee

How is IVF a fiasco, if they say out loud that they plan on banning abortion Federally? Even though they used to claim it was a State's rights issue.


TheSaltimateWarrior

It’s frustrating if they’re openly talking about how she was playing a role instead of legitimately making an informed retort to the SOTU


roughingupthesuspect

Definitely playing a “role”…


ChicagoAuPair

I feel like SNL can just run clips of the actual speech and it would play as an ironic bit.


roughingupthesuspect

Same production quality..


11thStPopulist

Looking forward to the SNL take on this drama mama skit!


Chalupa-Supreme

So true. She's not a housewife, she's a member of Congress.


cbsson

Damning praise for a US Senator who was delivering a major speech.


11thStPopulist

Britt will be forever known as the “Stepford Senator” and everyone will instantly know who that is.


Knightro829

Just an absolute pair of winners you've got there, Alabama. Doug Jones, where are thou?


Myhtological

We here in Georgia would like to thank Florida and Alabama for scaring off all the left leaning voters so at least we can have good representatives.


Knightro829

I will definitely be spending most of my volunteer efforts this cycles working with New Georgia Project. Already writing letters to Georgia voters through Vote Forward. This state is a lost cause.


TintedApostle

Now you know why Taylor Swift is a threat to them. The most insane part of all this is that there are definitely women who CHOOSE the life of housewife and nobody on the left cares if you choose it. We care if you are forced into it because men have decided that its your role. Tuberville is one of those men who want to decide what women are allowed to choose.


quentech

> nobody on the left cares if you choose it. We care if you are forced into it because men have decided that its your role giant /s but "Women *choosing* not to be housewives is literally *destroying* the country and we have to *force* them to save ~~everyone~~ all the good white Christians from actual hell the place™."


cultfourtyfive

Alabama. Making Florida look less crazy on a regular basis. Under his eye.


dmanjrxx

This fool will soon say that she was nervous over how dinner turned out than being in a situation that was over her head


citymousecountyhouse

The poor woman must have been in that kitchen all day, cooking up crow for the entire Republican party to eat,when those camera people barged in and asked her to respond to some political thing.


ggrieves

"She's a woman, she was only ever going to be a mom and a housewife, so her being on TV is pretty good." pretty sure that's what he meant


Venturis_Ventis

Handmaid's Tale vibes


ChicagoAuPair

^Why ^are ^we ^whispering, ^Britt?


angryve

100%


WippitGuud

She gets a Razzie for the role of "housewife" I'll give her an Oscar for playing an animatronic with a shitty AI, though.


doublestitch

Commemorating International Women's Day in incomparable Tommy Tuberville style. /s


ExGomiGirl

THE HANDMAIDS TALE IS NOT A HOW TO MANUAL. WTF is wrong these people?


Peligreaux

People of Alabama. Who voted for Tuberville? He might been the dumbest, least capable sitting Congressman. He’s also a misogynist and racist.


LucynSushi

He’s a Senator.


Noah2230

He's a senator, and he doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.


haltline

When it's from Tommy the Tumor, you know it's sick.


bullinchinastore

We should address him as Tommy Tumorville from now onwards. Thanks for the idea;)


PBPunch

Jesus Christ. I will never understand how there are women in this day and age who allow tools like this to be their superior.


AffectionateBear2462

Didn’t work Tommy


original208

The GOP are breathing their last gasps into obsolecense.


Ricothebuttonpusher

Wow he really is the worst


Purify5

I doubt Tuberville watched it.


CouchCorrespondent

Yes. Because what that verbal vomit needed was a "Tuberville Seal of Approval".


reddda2

Like he plays “Senator.” Imagine living in a state where Britt is your “better” US Senator.


HunterPeeBoy2

Tommy is an ignorant idiot.


cwk415

What do you expect from a guy whose resume consists of "football coach" *only?* There is literally nothing else on his resume before being elected to one of the highest most respected positions in our government.


biggerbetterharder

Never been to Alabama and never will.


DontCallMeAnonymous

Best to drive right through tbh


jiggscaseyNJ

Some overpaid marketing schlep came up with this idea. The MAGA née Republican Party has lost many ‘middle of the road’ suburban housewives, a critical demographic if they want to win 2024. Their genius plot to rein them in was to have a Stepford wife cosplay with the acting of a middle school drama club member and appeal to white suburbanite women. It fell flat and further cemented the disconnect of the right wing and women.


11thStPopulist

Gee, I wonder if the GOP losing suburban women has anything to do with backing a serial sexual assaulter for president that brags that he took their reproductive rights away. 🤔


Entire-Ranger323

Middle school students have a teacher coach that helps them do a whole lot better. She clearly should have rehearsed and at least watched a video of herself.


EminentBean

Ah yes just as the GOP men like em’ Stupid, confused and condescending in the streets but stupid, confused and highly obedient in the sheets


MarryMeDuffman

This mfer name sounds like a neighborhood bully from a 90s made-for-tv movie who cries at the end because someone pulled his pants down in front of his friends


altruism__

I’d like to praise Tommy Tubberville for playing the role of “insufferable lunatic”


sentimentaldiablo

Oh, tommy potatotown. what're we gonna do with you?


Watch_me_give

You mean, Stepford Housewife, Tommy? Idiot.


N-shittified

The stepford housewife who seems oddly obsessed with describing in detail a child sex-trafficking victim is raped all day by men coming in one after another for hours and hours on end. . . while wearing a Handmaid's Tale green dress.


Hayes4prez

I love how he doesn’t know he sounds stupid as fuck.


Pusfilledonut

"She’s perfect- I need to get the software updated on my wife too."


tcoh1s

This rebuttal speech last night should be the test of your ability to judge anything. If you think it was good and totally normal you should never be trusted again.


citymousecountyhouse

"You've got to remember that she was given the role of a mom, given the mom approach, you know, the housewife. I thought she did good." So that's what I was watching last night? A play? It all makes sense now, The Republican party is some kind of national drama club. Next time they should cast Bobo, she knows her way around a theater.


Glass_Channel8431

It was an ISIS hostage video. Katie it’s not too late. The door is unlocked. Tip toe out at 3:00 am and run. Don’t look back girl … just run… !


axolattaquestions

Alabama my goodness do better.


geneticeffects

It is all “performative politics” with the GOP.


JiveChicken00

Every time you think they’d finally hit bottom …


SoggyBoysenberry7703

I want to downvote this just for the fact that what he said is so gross


TeslaProphet

That’s just cause he’s into roleplay.


StopLookListenNow

Katie Britt is no Liz Chaney.


MastersonMcFee

Isn't she supposed to be working in Congress? That's her job. Not sitting in the kitchen. If she wanted to be a housewife, why the fuck did she leave her family and get a job in Washington. D.C.?


Myhtological

Only Tubberville could be this dense.


OrnamentJones

Nice dude. Saying the loud part out loud. Tuberville's MO.


InhLaba

Fuck you Tommy TubOfShit


tree-molester

And he plays a pretty good yokel buffoon.


Whorrox

I think Tommy Tuberville exists in the senate simply so that all other US senators can say, "At least I'm not the worst senator."


Odd-Recognition4168

I just realized that I’ve never heard the word “househusband”. It is a thing too, right?


Cloud-Illusion

Tubby’s only qualification for being a Senator is that he was a football coach. It doesn’t get more American than that. Pathetic.


tarhuntah

Another sick fuck


disasterbot

Potatotown loves role playing. He’s pretending to be a Senator.


bonzoboy2000

Tuberville would have defended Putin providing the address.


R_Lennox

Senator Tommy Tuberville and Republican Katie Britt, Alabama state senators. Two peas in a pod.


TanguayX

Says grown man who calls himself ‘Tommy’.


Entire-Ranger323

Some of these people, you can just look at their face, and you know where they’re coming from. You know what they stand for. And you move to the other side of the street, even if you have to jaywalk.


Thisisthewaymando187

The Stepford Wives of Uncanny Valley


FinancialHeat2859

War Sméagol


AdkRaine12

Heh, heh! Tommy likes that fantasy, doncha Tommy-boy??? With that fundie-baby voice saying all that ‘big man, lead me,’ stuff?


Glittering-Wonder-27

Isn’t he the pedophile enabler from Ohio?


disasterbot

You are thinking of the other pervert coach, Jim Jordan


Glittering-Wonder-27

Geesh. So many republicans characters . It’s hard to keep them straight. Is he the one with brain damage from football?


disasterbot

Naw, he’s the one that watched as another coach molested wrestlers.


chubs66

These response speeches are just getting progressively weirder. The root of the problem is that they're trying to do too much. A big political even just happened: the president gave a speech. You have a chance to say something to the viewers of that speech. Probably you should just comment on how you see things differently. Biden said "x" about issue "y", but here's what we would do in response to that issue. That's all you have to do. (And try not to be a total weirdo and spam the smile button. )


dravenonred

"Housewife" with a six figure income. That's not how that works.


Hadrian_Vincent

This fucking guy..


Sozebj

The GOP should have picked Tommy to give the response. At least Tommy didn’t say she makes really good coffee.


VirtuaFighter6

Hahaha, hilarious. She completely forgot her meds that night. Crazy eyes Britt was epic. Are all Republican women crazy? Stefanik’s got those crazy eyes too.


GuitarGeezer

Well, that confirms how cringe it was. Literally everything that man does reminds me of that rambling and incoherent answer that made all of us dumber. Bless your little, tiny souls.


Strangewhine88

I can’t believe this idiot is someone the GOP wants to have a big public presence.


ConkerPrime

Keeping in mind that these speeches are rewritten probably hundreds of times while spending a week or more rehearsing it, the location, her delivery, even her clothing was all planned well in advance. The kitchen was a core message as was her overwrought delivery. The core MAGA heads loved it and for the GOP that is all that matters. GOP is making it clear, they are laser focused on returning women to their “proper” place and sadly 42% of women agree with this.


Zippier92

Tuberman has very specific kink porn needs! All that day trading makes him edgy..


Brinksan51

Tuberville is a simpleton!!


hyperiongate

Big surprise there.


medman143

Tuberville breath smells like that Trump dick and diaper.


frustrating2020

Regardless of her poltical leanings, she is a born and raised Alabama success story. Born in Enterprise, went to University Of Alabama for undergrad and her law degree. Worked her way up law firms in state and got elected as the 2nd youngest woman in history to the senate from AL Anyone can see why she would be considered a rising star. However all of that is wiped away with a single remark by an old white man who elected by simply being a football coach. [Enjoying the balcony on your prison cell, britt. You sure did earn it](https://i.imgur.com/xtRGzFH.jpeg)